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i forgot to mention that yesterday the doctor brought out this patient to optical who immediately asked, "which ones are the men's glasses?" like, great, we're off to a transphobic start; love that for us. the doc is like, "oh, you know, they're kind of all together." and the other optician takes the chart (thank someone because i am not about to suffer this human). i hear her say, "yeah, and some of them are unisex!" to which he immediately comes out with, "oh, i don't want any of THAT."
like, sir, kindly remove your head from your ass. we're coming for the term unisex now? get the fuck over yourself.
i got distracted with helping my trainee with a woman who couldn't get the deal on sunglasses, but later the guy working front desk was like, "did you catch the horrible vibes off of that guy? 'where are the men's glasses?' shut up! and then he was like, 'that's not how i was raised.' no one cares. sir, this is a wendy's! leave your garbage opinions at home."
thank someone my coworkers aren't shit, at least.
#transphobia#irl#this is in horse and buggy town#no he was not amish#front desk guy is great#work#yeah i don't wear my pride bracelet in this town#but i do wear my lesbian flag ring because let's face it#they don't notice something that subtle#unless they're friends of dorothy#that's not true#i did wear my pride bracelet#until the cop pulled me over#somehow that made me uncomfortable even though he didn't say anything homophobic#also i drive by this farm every day#on the road i got pulled over on#and it has a “farmers for trump” sign#under the most ragged and torn up flags#one american flag and one israeli flag#both of them absolutely look like they've been put through a paper shredder like they are so ripped up#the vibes on that road are abysmal
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Y'all know those fanfics where Saiki is an asshole to Teruhashi or really rude to her until they start dating? Yeah, this is what I imagine what that Saiki meeting Canon Saiki would be like.
Canon Saiki: So do you still deal with Teruhashi?
Fanfic Saiki: I can not avoid that woman. The other day she was bothering me when a mob of her fans showed up so I teleported away and-
Canon Saiki, surprised: You revealed your powers to her?! I mean, her fans do suck, so I can understand panicking and teleporting the both of you away-
Fanfic Saiki: What? No, I teleported myself away and left her there.
Canon Saiki: You what.
Fanfic Saiki: I teleported myself away. Well actually, I was the one who kinda summoned that crowd so that she'd be too overwhelmed with them to go find me-
Canon Saiki, shaking with murderous rage: You what.
#kokomi teruhashi#fanon saiki#terusai#saiteru#saiki kusuo#saiki no psi nan#kusuo saiki#saiki k#the disastrous life of saiki k#tdlosk#saiki kusou no psi nan#Not hate to any fic creators#It's just that I've read several where Saiki is like this#Including one where he fucked with her tarot fortune (which he knew she cared a lot about) to fuck with her head#And while that's a great fic concept and the fic itself was very well written#The concept sent me into a blind rage where I woke up ten hours later in Utah at an Amish farm.#I want to make it clear#This isn't explictly romantic#This can be platonic Terusai#Romantic Terusai#Whatever#But he does love her#And she loves him#It doesn't matter what way#It doesn't matter if they love each other in the same way they love their other friends#Or if it's in a different way#The love is there#And that's all that matters
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IMtober day 2: Past
My favorite guy from past times 👴
#amish my beloved he needs to cameo in the story again#amish of zerzura#babitim#bendy and boris in the inky mystery#inky mystery#IMtober#my art
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does anyone else feel like someone poured pop rocks and soda into their brain and shook it around really hard
#☆#💌 channie#actually had to pause the mucore stage and take a deep breath at the 1:53 mark i nearly gave myself a heart attack#then watched his fancam w my hand over my mouth like an amish woman falling victim to the temptations of the flesh#his hips 😹😹😹 the cute lil pudge 😹😹😹 his belly button 😹😹😹 the outlines of his muscles when he stretches 😹😹😹#i’m going to put a baby in him. i will figure it out.#ok sorry im normal and can be trusted around exposed tummies
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Who the fuck were Lila's family? Her backstory in season 2 was that her parents are brits, but in this timeline she just has like 3 or 4 random american aunties and uncles and it's never explained? We're just expected to accept that she has this gaggle of family who are ready to babysit her plot device children.
And why are her and Allison the only one's who get other family members? it doesn't make sense and it feels like we were so cheated out of seeing the Hargreeves sruggle to fit in with whatever nuclear family dynamic this new timeline dumped them in
#it would have been so much more interesting if Diego and Lila had just had Grace and had to take her round with them this season#such a missed opportunity#and I wanted Klaus living with his single mother who ran away from the Amish after her suprise miracle baby#Viktor struggling with his first generation Russian immigrant parents#Luthor with a real classic WASP family who can't stand each other but always do matching PJ christmas cards#Alison having like an aging ex-beauty queen for a mother who lives with her and takes care of Claire#Diego having like 4 sisters and feeling very annoyed that he has EVEN MORE sibling BS to deal with#Ben having very loving and kind parents who don't understand why their son has suddenly become a raging arsehole#tua#the umbrella academy#tua spoilers#tua s4#tua season 4#the umbrella academy season 4
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i need this amish twink to get his world rocked
#he's not really amish i mean he's not not amish either i have no idea what he really is#but god he needs to be bent over#matt pearson#st denis medical#sdmgifs#my gif#ramblings
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Human AU where Edwin was raised amish. Need I say more.
#dead boy detectives#dead boy detective agency#dbd#dbda#Edwin Payne#listen it’s perfect#he wouldn’t know anything about technology#he’d be insanely repressed like in canon#are there Amish people in England?#who knows but you see the vision#human au
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My dad is not, in theory, opposed to my going to Japan, but he has decided that if he can get me hitched before I leave, then it is a sign I’m not meant to go.
#Every day he comes home and he’s decided on another fella he thinks I should meet#There are four of them now!#😭#ladies…the last guy is even ex-Amish#(He’s scraping the bottom of the barrel…we have no eligible gentleman in the area and it shows)
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Things we discovered that Sir Peregrin Montgomery Scott Took The Third finds VERY DANGEROUS, part 18.
Dump trucks, these make BAD NOISES, MUST ALERT NEIGHBORHOOD.
Package trucks, which are DUMP TRUCKS IN DISGUISE, MUST ALERT NEIGHBORHOOD.
School buses, have you SEEN THE WAY THESE YELLOW DUMP TRUCKS JUST EAT CHILDREN??? ALERT NEIGHBORHOOD, THESE PARENTS ARE ALLOWING THEIR CHILDREN TO BE EATEN, OH THE DOGMANITY
Cars are fine, it is also fine if you get in the car, but turn the car on, SMALL DUMP TRUCK HAS EATEN MY FAMILY, ALERT, ALERT, SOMEONE SAVE MY FAMILY
The small neighborhood children driving down the sidewalk in their little ride-on dumP TRUCKS AND BULLDOZERS, NOW THERE ARE SMALL DUMP TRUCKS TOO???? OH MY GOD IT HAS THE CHILDREN, QUICK, QUICK COME LOOK, WE MUST SAVE THEM, LET ME OUT OF THE FRONT DOOR THIS INSTANCE (Me, to Pippin: dude do you just hate the industrial revolution???)
My tiny little manual air duster, I squeeze the bulb and it blows out a little air, this makes a squeak, DANGER, DANGER, GRAB HUMAN'S HAND, PULL AWAY, IT COULD BITE, IT HISSES LIKE SNAKE, DANGER DANGER DANGER ALERT HOUSEHOLD, ALERT THERE IS A SQUEEZIE SNAKE AND IT HAS PASTA'S HAND
Lifesize Buffalo statue near a coffee shop, DANGER COW, DANGER COW, HERD FAMILY AWAY FROM DANGER COW, BACK, BACK COW, BACK NOW-
Anyway here's Pippin Cubed in his new raincoat which he is not afraid of
#peregrin montgomery scott took the third#pippin the collie#life is an adventure with a dog raised on an amish farm#dogs#dog#i even have vid of him with the air blower it is HILARIOUS#no matter how much i showed it to him he was CONVINCED it was DANGEROUS
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love how media adaptations of ramayan portray lakshman as a 5 foot nothing with anger management issues and patience range zero to nil like go short king rooting for you
#over exaggerating ofc but#i was watching the current ramayan show and the guy playing laksham is literally 👌 smol#and yes i know he IS supposed to be short tempered etc etc but there's something about 👌 height and 👌 tempered#even og ramayan lakshman was v smol cuti babe#and there have been media portrayals both books and television where he's tall and massive all like siya ke ram ig?#and ram chandra series by amish but that man can fuck himself atp idc#anyways smol lakshman ftw#ramayan#text
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turn up
✨serve✨
leave
#good omens#good omens season 2#crowley#HE LOOKS SIMULTANEOUSLY RIDICULOUS YET IMMACULATE#if i can love brother francis then i can love amish beard crowley#yall are scared of his power and it shows#gomens shitpost
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Love AroAllo Nicaise. Just seems right.
She's exactly the sort of person I can imagine raising Alastor and helping him form his moral code.
Oh god, how did She take learning Alastor had a stalker?!
Nicaise, patching Alastor up after he got into a fight at school: Remember baby, don't go punching people unless they deserve it. Alastor: Yes ma'am. Nicaise: And don't get caught!
Same rules apply to stabbing, yes?
Nicaise is horrified and disgusted by the Vees. At first she only really knew about Valentino as Angel Dust's shithead boss and, like Cherri, works to cheer Angel up when Valentino is especially hard on him. Just... with more shopping trips and less drugs. She was already predisposed to hate Vox and Velvette simply because of their association with Valentino. Then she saw Alastor destroying the drones buzzing around the hotel. When she asked about them, Alastor simply described Vox as a disgusting voyeur who spied on everyone all of the time, and in the wake of the media circus, Nicaise didn't think there was much more to it.
She only learns the truth from an offhand comment thoughtlessly tossed out by Niffty about the TV bad boy's 'crush' on Alastor. Nicaise hopes desperately that she misheard when she asks Niffty for clarification. Husk tries to get Niffty to shut up, which only results in him getting interrogated by Alastor's mother. And Niffty was only guessing. Husk actually has some insight into Alastor's and Vox's history, their past friendship, their falling out. He doesn't give Nicaise the full story because he knows Alastor would skin him alive - not hyperbole - but he does tell Nicaise enough to paint a rather disturbing picture.
Her first thought is to go and confront this Vox person directly. Husk has to stop her. Pointing out that she's been able to stay out of the spotlight so far. Does she really want to reveal her identity to the freak in charge of every TV network in the Pentagram? Nicaise doesn't care. Does she want to get Alastor in even more trouble? This gives her pause. She's far from defenseless, but now that they know angels can be killed she can't afford to be reckless, and if Vox learned her identity he'd be all too eager to target her as a way of hurting Alastor. Besides, proud as Alastor is, he wouldn't want his mother fighting his battles for him. He's capable of defending himself, and he does have people on his side who are willing to provide backup in the instance he needs it.
Still, Nicaise insists there must be something that can be done about Vox. Aren't there some authorities they can report this to? A restraining order? Husk raises his eyebrow and reminds her they're in Hell.
#ask#anonymous#Hazbin Hotel#the Devil's Bastard AU#Alastor's Mother#Nicaise (Hazbin Hotel OC)#Vox#that said Vox should make peace with his god if Nicaise ever manages to get her hands on him#like if Vox ever did come to the hotel under some pretense Nicaise would be the pettiest bitch to him#she will bully that TV man until he cries#Nicaise is okay with modern tech until Vox walks into the room and then she's Amish
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men with horrible facial hair were put on this Earth to have disgusting sex with other men idk what to tell u. its all they know.
#this is abt Ki Hyun Ryu Jet sketches this is about Mustache Minhkhoa#<- thank you ransom for reminding me he exists#this about... well fuck I guess that means its about Mustache Haru too then. good for him I guess#this is about every man with sideburns#this is also about every man with a chin strap#and also the Amish. they're getting lumped in here too.
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When I' wearing a DC shirt in the wild and someone tells me they like my shirt, my immediate thought is fuck, fuck, fuck pleeease don't try to have a conversation with me about it.
#which makes no sense bc whenever i see someone wearing a nightwing shirt i always want to tell them i like their shirt#but when i'm wearing a dc shirt--i do not want to be perceived. like this is my sleep shirt i was too lazy to change out of okay#the cashier at the amish market told me he liked my batfam shirt and i was like *pained smile* ''thanks'' and then i quickly fled
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The Modern-Day Mozart
After that that stupid thing from Bezos and Musk about how a trillion humans would mean a thousand Mozarts, it got me thinking.
We clearly must have Mozarts today, and at least a couple of them probably got the same upbringing he did to nurture their skill and talent, and we would therefore have:
a musician of significant talent, dedication and skill,
who can write music across a bunch of different contemporary genres,
who explicitly draws from the work of other musicians to build their style, and
who is willing to do the musical equivalent of shitposting and wear fancy outfits while doing it.
I can only conclude that the modern-day Mozart is Weird Al Yankovic.
I will not be taking questions.
#weird al is a genuinely incredible musician for those who aren't aware#he takes his talent and uses it for evil and i fully respect that#mozart once wrote a song called “lick me in the ass” to be played at parties for his friends that was a parody of a contemporary play#dude would absolutely have written amish paradise if he'd been around for coolio
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this was such a diabolical look
#white amish guy if he slayed#aleksa vulović#boy boy#the fact that there was a brief period 6 years ago where aleksa looked like this while alex looked like he was 15 years old....whatever
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