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Just a quick sketch of what happened with Civil Bresinga. There is no exaggeration what so ever...
#rote#no funny commentary sorry#realm of the elderlings#rote fanart#beloved#the farseer trilogy#rote memes#humor#book fanart#fitz chivalry#civil bresinga#l'assassin royal
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TYPECAST: First Kanaphan edition
#first kanaphan#the eclipse#moonlight chicken#blacklist series#wolf series#only friends the series#not me the series#wake up ladies#my gifs#my edits#mine: first kanaphan#mine: typecast#userjamiec#tuserhidden#tuserrowan#tostrangers#idk if any usertags will work bc of how far down they are? but#should i use the edit tags instead of the show names?#i don't wanna use bl source or asian lgbtq~ tags bc they're not all bls#i don't fuckn no how to tag thisssss#i am in DISTRESS#i was about to say presented without further commentary but then i did my alt texts#sorry about that.#i lost my mind making this set btw#nobody's allowed to ask chiara about it#i have khaotung drafted but i have to go download a bunch of episodes to gif some of the characters#u better believe i have typecasts written for a bunch of these boys but lord knows if i'll ever do em#i didn't do kim because 1) i haven't watched the shipper and 2) i just have him described as 'dead' because i think i'm funny#i didn't do f4 or astrophile either bc i haven't watched them and don't intend to
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NIKO SHENANIGANS FT @theolivetree123 ‘S HOPPER!!!!!!!!!
niko is NOT shorter than hopper he is simply being annoying and hanging on his shoulder (after getting beat up probs) <3 my squishy
SORTA A SEQUEL TO THIS DOODLE
#HOPPERS HAIR IS SO CUTE IM OBSESSED#sorries olive I wuv your boy too much. hope you do not mind#if you would like to ever talk about their dynamic!!! lmk!!!! I WILL ALWAYS BE DOWN!!!!!#niko’s such a little loser tho. he’s so squishy here#I HAD FUN W THIS it was a nice lil one day project#tho while I was working on it I showed a friend and she immediately went yaoi?#IT WAS REALLY FUNNY.#🫡 tho that is all my commentary. goodbye#niko cimarron#twst oc#hopper#twst#twisted wonderland#twsited wonderland#twisted wonderland oc#disney twst#twst wonderland#ashipiko draws ♪#niko is so annoying i love him sm#🫶🫶🫶
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The L Word | S2E01
#the l word#shane mccutcheon#kate moennig#in a horrible mood but i still had the episode open from last night and laughed so hard at this awful outfit i almost briefly forgot#i actually love it in concept i just dont know what they were thinking with the random sidepieces for her hair which i think throw the whol#thing into this weird sort of disarray#but i love the short blazer sleeves ovr the shirt a lot also how weirdly unironed the shirt kind of appears#also the low jeans with the belt..? not crazy about the decor on the blazer tho#but i love the glasses forevr#but again i feel like her hair is so weirdly fried in this or maybe cked with hairspray#anyway im fine sorta#actually really funny to post this also after the last one bc she looked so good in that and so BAD here#soryr this outfit deserved its own complete commentary in tags but lookbook coming eventually#also im pretty sure her hair is like tied back in some sor tof way which also looks horrific#who did this literally whos idea was this#also sorry it was roiginally 4 but looking at them together i think it only needs 2
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erod and his adventures with finnish media aka i think my job is to make mikksy giggle and provide emotional support and i will do my job well!
"imma support you" he says as he gives mikksy a good back pat so he understands that heres here for him and is making space for him. mikksy nodding along like yes very well i expected this thank you you will be the court jester by my side yes
their banter is so toptier "youre half finnish" and erods absolutely JOY when he processes it that he got mikksy of all people admitted him as half finnish like yeah you ARE RIGHT. I AM. I KNOW THE MOST FINNISH ON THE TEAM FOR A NOT-FINN the absolute pride that puffed up in him as being admitted into the finns i did not have mikksy teasing erod about being half finnish in my bingo card and yet here we are
mikksy interupting the finnish reporter just to get one last dig in "you can answer too" and erods just utterly delighted mikksy is being this playful i absolutely cannot stand the way they both look away (mikksy at the reporter to lock back in, erod to giggle into his lap before he cant help but look back at mikksy and their eyes meet in a beautiful- i have to stop myself here before i write romantic prose) and mikksy immediately taking the smile off his fave to focus because YEAH YOU NUMBSKULLS YOURE IN THE MIDDLE OF AN INTERVIEW YOU ARE NOT AT A DINNER DATE GOING WHERE THE MOOD TAKES YOU. FOCUS. LOCK TF IN.
when your secret husband teammate starts actually focusing on the interview and youre alone to your own devices listening to all the finnish and going from happy to be here! to oh dear god what are they saying my rudimentary finnish can only take me so far. you can see the way the cogs in brains are turning slowly and he's trying to recall words hes learned to get any semblance of whats being said but its fast paced for him he just gets lost and the big ass grin he got from mikksy teasing just slowly starts to fall...
not a single thought in that brain of his... the lights are on but no ones home...
the many faces of erod as he tries to say the only finnish words he knows "ah can i go now- no."
nows my chance i can make my secret husband ah i mean teammate giggle see i know finnish look how well im doing please look at me! "kiitos" he looks like a puppy waiting for approval and he got it mikksys proud little nod like yes thats a word good job you remembered and you used it in a- well certainly in a context not really the best context- you know what it doesnt matter good job
this is what i imagine its like when you take your secret husband teammate home to your parents and are like "okay after the several months of finnish lessons ive drilled into you to make a good impression on my parents so they like you and see youre assimilating my culture into our relationship and respect us do you remember what to say?" "kiitos :)" "...good enough. youre canadian its okay theyll be impressed with that. just sit there and look pretty and let me do the talking okay dear?" "kiitos :)" "just like that sweetheart keep it up 👍"
edmonton oilers @ florida panthers game 2 postgame interview | 6.10.24 (x)
#niko mikkola#evan rodrigues#florida panthers#2324#playoffs 24#the thrilling video evidence of erod staying for mikksys finnish interview portion#i felt like i walked into a secret marriage i wasnt supposed to know about#shorter goofball gets the tall hot babe tale as old as time#this is the insightful commentary yall wanted right#im sorry i cant hear anything over the romantic novella im concocting about these teo#ah so all it takes to get mikksy to smile is to be funny and have rizz as they kids say#if they werent in the midst of an interview that back and forth banter would NOT have stopped im telling you that much ☝️#erod thinks hes such hot shit for making mikksy chuckle and hes so right#“you are half-finnish” is that a marriage proposal#or rather are you people already MARRIED#also i think mikksy replies with “sellain��� after roddy says kiitos but i wasnt sure so i didnt want to add it#please someone who actually knows finnish tell me#roddy constantly touching mikkola....okay...
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I am so sorry if this is inappropriate but machete's fluffy ass is the greatest thing ever
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#ah#Machete's fluffy ass is getting good reviews as well#that's nice#answered#anonymous#a lot of butt asks lately sorry#they're just sort of funny#I guess I'm labeling commentary like this as mature even though it's not#so that people can filter them out if they want to
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Dear Your Honor,
Can I state the record that I never wrote this letter and Edgeworth was requoting the letter?
(As funny as it is for Edgeworth to get a taste of his own medicine, I'd rather it be something I actually said and not what someone is trying to place in my mouth or letter or whatever the likes.)
(Wait a second!)
Mod, that letter was from you!?
- Phoenix Wright
#askrikkaiandhyotei#The Judge#Phoenix Wright#Miles Edgeworth#Ace Attorney#Mod Commentary#Guilty as charged. I actually wrote the letter with Phoenix saying “full of shit” because I thought it was funny lolz#Sorry Edgey but not sorry
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There are two wolves inside me. One wolf wants to just let people have their fun, believing what they want. The other is feral and wants to tear apart the internet to source and direct link to every interview where Alex Hirsch says that Dipper is him as a child (with traits exaggerated), Mabel is his twin sister Ariel as a child (with traits exaggerated), Stan is their grandpa Stan (with traits exaggerated), and the show's premise is both a love letter to the childhood he spent with his sister and also, more specifically, the summers they would spend at their great-aunt's cabin, where they would be bored but required to keep daily journals and his would be stories he made up about encountering creatures and oddities in the woods around them. And this is all because the feral wolf is going to go from feral to savage if it sees one more post suggesting the actual core pillar of the show is Bill/Ford, rather than the found family (Alex Hirsch's own words!) the show is actually about, and the three based-on-real-people-including-Alex-himself characters in the middle of it.
#like i literally saw someone say Dipper and Mabel were just there to be viewpoint vessels and i was like#ARE YOU KIDDING ME#like did you know Dipper is obsessed with conspiracies bc Alex himself was to the point of debilitating anxiety#at the same time Ariel was having her boy band phase? oh look coinky-dink Mabel likes a boy band!#and gets a pet pig! guess what else? Ariel was so obsessed with pigs as a kid she had a WHOLE WALL OF PIG MERCH#A&A's grandpa Stan was an avid cigar smoker but that couldn't be shown on Disney so instead he gets a raspy voice#another fun fact from the DVD commentaries: Alex & Ariel did international level improv on high school#but the championship team only extended the offer to him. Ariel overheard and burst into tears#Alex IMMEDIATELY rejected the offer tho bc he wouldn't do it w/o his sister#sure sounds like Dip & Mabes to me! bc they are! (also inspired the conflict over Ford's apprenticeship!)#anyway i just. bill/ford is so funny but to say the pillar of the show is abt them? THEM???#FORD WASN'T EVEN IN THE PLANS ORIGINALLY . . . AND WHEN HE WAS HE WAS A HIPPIE . . .#AND THE CIPHER WHEEL ORIGINALLY MEANT NOTHING . . .#AND WHEN ALEX WAS HIRED BY DISNEY HE REMEMBERS THEM SAYING#''we'll let you make your show about you & your sister & your grandpa if . . .''#IT'S ABT HIM HIS SISTER AND HIS GRANDPA!!!!#(i guess he's just closer to his grandpa than his grauntie lol sorry grauntie . . . lois i think her name was. is?)#anyway i'm done now#gravity falls
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ivory is doing juvenalian satire now, holy shit
#sorry if this looks comparative literature to the viewers (it is)#anyway while that newspaper MAY just be a funny text based gag with little bearing on the actual story#it is also very clearly incisive and directly political out-of-universe if not in-universe as well#there's a lot more specifics i could go into (again. comp lit major) but extreme tldr. i think the lamppost might make more sense now#my new read on it may be that it's... kind of a tone indicator? one of Commentary almost? idk how exactly to put it#but this RULES i am SO HERE FOR IT#ivorycello#yt#txt#orig#ictv
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Apparently an ex-Pal World dev came out and said they were directed to make the Pals look like Pokemon and people are reacting as if it's news????
Like yeah???? Duh??? No shit?????? Like the entire fucking game is just "imagine if pikachu existed and also a gun did"??? It's a parody*??? tHAT'S THE PREMISE, AS OBVIOUS FROM THE FIRST TRAILER .
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AHH DAMN?!??!? THIS GUY LOOKS LIKE DARTH VADER!??!?!?!??!!?!?!?!?! WHAT!?
#Not saying it's a funny parody#but it is actively poking at the parts of the Pokemon universe where uncomfortable implications feel like they should exist...but just.don'#That's comedic commentary sorry
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You know what baffles me the most?
When Palestinian health ministry gives the casualty numbers - they believe it without a single thought.
When Ukrainian health ministry gives them casualty numbers - "uh, well, it's difficult to count the actual numbers, both sides overestimate wah wah".
Вони заїбали. Дуже, дуже заїбали.
#response#sorry no funny commentary this time#and let's not do any ukraine\russia palestine\israel comparisons at least here
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This guy
Used to intimidate this guy
And that’s honestly a confidence boost
#sorry Dagur#httyd#how to train your dragon#rtte#race to the edge#ansson#Dagur#riders of berk#rob#commentary#funny#screen caps
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we don't give buffy the vampire slayer enough credit for going "the guys from the big bang theory are kinda toxic and misogynistic and i don't think they should be allowed near women" 6 years before the big bang theory would air
#sophie.txt#buffy the vampire slayer#btvs#sorry i am a Trio Enjoyer in that i deeply enjoy their place in the narrative#and i enjoy how they serve as commentary for toxic nerd culture#deeply funny to me how joss whedon could write a character like warren and then#y'know#turn out the way he did
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combining little amelia pond in the tardis with the tardis family au and trying to figure out which members would be pro and against child endangerment.
#i have jack (guilty) under against and sarah jane smith (actively also doing child endangerment) as pro#tardis family au#this is also very important because the image of amy standing with the rest of the gang in the tardis (on a stool because she’s tiny) and#being treated as a Very Important Contributor to discussions of space-time adventuring is everything to me#donna gets parenting practice by helping to take care of this weird little kid (and is later so so thankful that rose (noble) is. normal.#and doesn’t bite people. or run off with strange men in blue boxes. only strange family members in blue boxes.)#tentoo also surprisingly good at taking care of amy. (the doctor is too but he’s very pro-child endangerment whereas tentoo is. leaning#towards against.)#sorry. sorry. thought about little amelia getting passed between people when she’s tired and they’re all working together to look after her#martha picks her up. passes her to mickey who passes her to jack because he thinks it would be funny and jack won’t know what to do with her#and then jack walks around with amy propped up in his arm and including her in his running commentary of events aboard the tardis and making#her giggle. and then eventually she gets handed off back to the doctor who takes her back to her (now no longer endsngered by a tjme crack)#room and puts her to bed.#amy’s collection of doctor toys she made joined by little versions of the companions she meets…. 🥺🥺#her raggedy doctor and the bad wolf girl and the woman who walked the earth… they give her the less violent versions of the stories but they#do tell her. 🥺🥺
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when men stretch and shirt lifts up ???? diy crop top for sleepy guys
#sorry for heterosexualposting on main#this is my bi blog (as opposed to my gay and straight blog) which means i can only post about women on here#lest i express attraction to men and have my bisexuality revoked#because that makes perfect sense#anyway#didn’t mean to make this commentary on biphobia i’m just trying to have a good time#men#bisexual#can i label this forcefem#is that funny#whatever#forcefem#sleepycore
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(cw for a gun, mild blood and suicide in the last drawing.)
Day 1-5 of drawing Re:Kinder daily for a whole month! I'll be doing that all month. ☺️
I did not draw Re:Kinder enough (said both sarcastically and genuinely, because while I know the statement is ridiculous I also do believe it www), so I chose to challenge myself. I will post these every 5 days to not clog the tag too much.
#re:kinder#rekinder#fanart#hiroto yamakawa#rei suzumura#aya hibino#sayaka akatsuki#ryou shimoya#takumi katsuragi#shunsuke takano#yuuichi mizuoka#AND CHIE!!!!!! :3333#now... commentary...#for the first one i tried doing the proportions a bit more realistic than the chibi like ones i usually do !#although it comes with the worry they may seem like teens in contrast of how i generally draw them^^;... i hope they still look their age😢#second drawing is based on an idea from my sister that hiroto’s more responsible attitude comes from taking charge more than he should-#-due to his parents both being depressed. so i tried to express that idea somewhat... its more speculation than anything but still#third one is HORROR MOVIE TIME!!! this one was very funny to me because i dunno whos house theyre in but ryou looks right at home www#certainly not takumi's because that breaks the law children have of “its MY house so if i dont want to watch this movie we wont watch it”#fourth is SHUNSUKE VS THE SCHOOL TESTS!! based on him throwing out his school tests on the trash as mentioned once ingame.#in case it isnt clear the 12 is a 12 out of 100... im afraid i dont know how to make it clearer😓.#chie originally wasnt meant to be there but the compositions i came up with felt boring otherwise. so she was brought in to fill in the voi#final drawing is here to remind you this is a horror game about mentally ill children i am so sorry#im aware it is a bit jarring compared to all the (mostly) fluff but the rng said it was a yuu day he doesnt get any fluff#ah yes sorry spoilers he wont be getting any fluff there will not be a single drawing where he feels joy😭 i am sorry for this#this is because the ideas i never really got to draw (that are here) of him are the sad ones because i feel such a pity drawing him that wa#but i had to get to them eventually because i did want to draw it anyway but i was going to keep stalling them if i didnt do em here#so sorry no happy yuu the whole month😢#anyway i may redraw one of these later down the line (when its no longer august).#i do these with time limitations so i dont get to push them to bigger steps but if i feel one should get one i may redraw it LATERRR
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