#my life!☆

[the-incredible-auraa]

I didnt see ryusei shidou under the tree wrapped in a bow so now i will be going up to the north pole myself and pulling santas plug

[snaxle]

I DONT WANNA PAY BILLS I WANNA USE MY MONEY FOR FOOD AND LIL GIFTS FOR MYSELF AND MY LOVED ONES

[twinliches]

shoutout to the guy who after unsuccessfully hitting on my sister and being politely declined asked her "is it okay if i ask your brother instead" and when she said yes gave me a long and searching look before sighing and going "no. i am not drunk enough to go for a dude. but you look like an angel" happy bisexual pride to this man and this man only. hope you figure it out soon king

[anarchywoofwoof]

CNN suggested that Luigi Mangione stage a boycott instead of what he did. a boycott of the health care industry. exercising my right to protest by fucking dying.

edit: it was ABC. tomato, tomato.

[softpng]

the workday/weekend ratio is so off. like ethically.

[void-drifter]

it’s cheaper to buy vegetables here

[theres-rue-for-you]

my brother works on a boat so when he rants about his job I can’t take it seriously because he keeps angrily referring to his boss as “captain”. like sorry ur having 19th century sailor problems my guy

[sca-nerd]

My friends who have never experienced flooding, and who are about to deal with it from this storm, please remember:

1. NO. YOU CANNOT MAKE IT THROUGH THAT WATER ON THE ROAD. I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU'RE DRIVING. TURN. AROUND.

2. DO NOT GO WADING THROUGH THE WATER. EVEN IF YOU JUST WANT TO SEE HOW DEEP IT IS. THAT. WATER. IS. CONTAMINATED.

3. IT IS CALLED FLASH FLOODING FOR A REASON. THE WATER RISES AND SURGES IN A FLASH. STAY. HOME.

4. If you're at risk of flooding, raise up any of your belongings now. Put the legs of tall things in buckets. Know where your important documents are.

5. Stay safe.

[balrogballs]

i'm a writer irl (can't say who because my agent would rightfully put me into a blender and press the button if i go and out myself as "balrogballs") and honestly the funniest and most humiliating incident of my life was the time my finished manuscript triggered a plagiarism flag with the publisher for two lines of prose in my literary fiction novel...

.... which was word for word similar to a paragraph in a certain explicit work on FFN starring elrond and his batsman from the hobbit films, aka that one elf that looked like he ate panic attacks for breakfast (i forget his name but it's Figwit II) where the lord of imladris bends said twink over his writing desk and gives him the battering ram treatment.

and if you think i had to sit in front of one if the biggest publishing companies in the world and admit that it was, in fact, me who wrote the fic where the lord of imladris bends said twink over his writing desk and gives him the battering ram treatment in order to avoid being wrongly flagged for plagiarism, you would be absolutely correct.

(yes they published the book)

[chessb0r3d]

Analysis so bad you don't even know what it's talking about anymore.

[scionsthings]

Rewatching Arcane

[the-incredible-auraa]

Chapter 274 spoliers!

GUYS GUESS WHAT

OMG OMG GUYS GUYS GUYS IM SHAKING IM SO HAPPY😭😭

SO ITS MY BIRTHDAY TODAY RIGHT

AND IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY IM LIKE OMG WHAT IF THERES A NEW BLLK CHAP WHAT IF 274 IS OUT

I CHECK AND IT FUCKING IS

NEW CHAPTER COMES OUT ON MY BIRTHDAY

AND GUESS WHATATTATATYEMSGHSGSU

NEW RYU CONTENT

RYU IS FINALLY BAXK IN TGE GAME AGAIN

ON MY BIRTHDAY

IM STILL SHAKING SM IM SOSOSO HAPPY ITS LIKE HE KNEW IT WAS MY BIRTHDAY AND HE CAME TO WISH ME A HAPPY BIRTHDAY IM GONNA CRYYYYHSHSJAGAJGS🥹🥹🥹🥹

[archi-pelago]

maybe never forgive. but things are different now. so we'll use maybe.

[boxmakesart]

Eldritch Miku omgggg

[dorothywonderland]

♬⋆.˚ Well it's a little bit dangerous, my friend˚.⋆♬