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solianapaeris · 2 months ago
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Favorife 🥰
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frontmansdefender · 3 months ago
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“How’s life?”
Me:
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mysterymanjoseph · 4 months ago
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He was impressed at woman can do, but, when it seems she is gagging, he says, "Careful, don't want this to be uncomfortable for you,...in fact, maybe it is time for us to switch up?" He thinks, "Bet she tastes as beautiful as she looks."
@a-den-of-demons
Champion, now Cow (Open RP; Monsters and Faunus-like muses preferred)
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Pyrrha had been captured by the White Fang during one of her missions. She had been ambushed, and an aura suppressor put on her as she was paraded in front of a crowd dressed in a cow print bikini and fake horns, a man yelling to them, "Which one of you wants the Invincible slut! Bidding starts at 250k Lien!"
(Have fun with her!)
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bovineblogger · 1 year ago
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trans person: im trans
society: ok
the magnificent african forest buffalo:
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meltknuckles · 5 months ago
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a herd of dairy cow isopods grazing the great green meadow 🌱
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v-dump · 9 months ago
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y'all missing the whole point of stardew valley. it's supposed to be slow paced. you're a farmer. crops do now grow instantly and you wont be making millions in a season. enjoy the fucking game, take your fucking time. take days off to just forage and talk to people. aren't yall tired of the grind from real life??? do you want to experience burnout in a farming game too??????
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beardedmrbean · 9 months ago
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great-and-small · 10 months ago
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I can’t tell you how much I love this artwork from ancient Egypt (the Middle Kingdom). People have been raising cattle and practicing animal husbandry for so long, that there is something almost inherently human about this scene.
Everyone in the field of veterinary medicine or agriculture knows the feeling of staying up late with a laboring animal trying to make sure both mom and baby are okay. Delivering a calf is often physically and emotionally exhausting work that takes enormous patience and learned skill. It requires a unique balance of physical strength and gentleness to do correctly. There is no feeling quite like getting that baby out and everyone is okay. I’m certain ancient people must have felt the same way, and I wonder if the artist knew this feeling firsthand. I wonder if those humans depicted were people the artist knew, if the cow and calf maybe were as well.
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mostly-funnytwittertweets · 4 months ago
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theslackerjack · 10 months ago
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@bovineblogger
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cristalplanetheart · 6 months ago
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momopatchi · 10 months ago
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misc art of my fursona // moomoopatchi.. save a horse... ride a cowboy
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yenthecat · 3 months ago
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My daily jaunt in the abyss
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extrashortshorts · 3 months ago
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Hehe, cow
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voxhypno · 5 months ago
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At a certain point, you just have to accept that you're nothing but a dumb ditzy milk cow. A walking pair of udders, made to be teased and tugged and played with.
It feels so good to think about, doesn't it? There's no worry as a cow, no pressure, except for the pressure building up inside your udders, waiting for the overwhelming pleasure of being milked.
It's so satisfying to put those teats of yours on display. Low-cut tops, no bra, even just walking, and eventually crawling, around the house completely topless. It's just so much better for everyone to see your greatest assets.
Dumber and happier every time they're ogled, squeezed, massaged and groped. That rush of pleasure just washing over your brain so easily, irresistibly, and leaving you giggly and floaty as your udders only feel more and more arousal.
I wonder how long you'll try and resist? Will you fight these urges, struggle against the natural compulsion to keep your udders exposed and ready?
Or are you already clumsily tugging at your teats, pulling your shirt off to show off like a good cow?
Awww, silly heifer. Can't help but shake and bounce those udders, and can't resist giving me a nice, long...
...moooooooo~
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