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Watching Stonehenge apocalypse for the first time and my friend and I have come to the conclusion that this is just a castiel solo adventure.
Because this is definitely just Cas in clothes he stole from Dean working his own case
#snuck out in the night with an outfit and a dream#actually a wonderfully bad movie#no but really the movie sucks#Stonehenge apocalypse#castiel#dean winchester#misha collins#destiel#spn
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FNAF movie Vanessa out traumas Michael Afton
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf vanessa#vanessa afton#vanessa shelly#michael afton#william afton#springtrap#afton family#fnaf#fnaf movie#fnaf fanart#five nights at freddy's#someone please give Vanessa a hug rn#Vanessa finally shocks Michael instead of the other way around#Michael never really knew what his father was up to until SL#Meanwhile Vanessa was implied to straight up be involved with the incidents#sorry to Vanessa you deserved better#BEING an Afton child still sucks so bad#it’s okay Michael will comfort her promise 🙏🏾
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working on my style
#i've missed them so much#inktober really sucked the life out of me. combined with this week i have had almost no motivation to make things#but i doodled these while rewatching the first aos movie and i started crying because i love them so much#anyway#how we doin fellas#my posts#my art#st#tos#trek art#spirk#spock#kirk#star trek#star trek fanart#star trek tos#star trek the original series#k/s#the premise
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inside you are 2 wolves
one really wants a solitaire movie
the other really hates the idea of solitaire becoming a movie
they both love solitaire
#osemanverse#solitaire#tori spring#movie adaptation#they usually suck#but i trust alice#and solitaire becoming a movie would be really cool cuz it fits the vibe so well#two wolves#michael holden
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ninja turtles are here for projecting and processing grief, apparently.
i've seen lots of 'the death of future donnie' comics, most recently ofc being from @somerandomdudelmao (i went back and forth abt tagging but then decided i would, because this is directly their fault, /pos) and then, of course, all the fan content that was made in response to said comic... and i love seeing so many people make so much awesome work! but it's also really fucking sad.
so often in the real world, there are no goodbyes, no dying in the arms of a loved one, no heroic sacrifices, there's just... death. people just die and it sucks. especially because in real life there's also no cool storyboarder assuring you that there's gonna be a happy ending and you'll see them again. and so it's like... then what?
i dunno. i was just sad about it for a while, and i wasn't really sure what to do with that, but i guess this is my answer. sometimes you don't get to say goodbye or hold them when they leave you, and you dunno if you'll get to see them again. but you can still have the mark they left on the world and hang onto that. because no matter what, once upon a time, they were there, and you remember. other people probably do, too.
#this isnt really fan content so im probably not justified but whatever#directly inspired direct answer#i dunno why this is getting me so bad but for a while now I've just been like#damn death SUCKS bro i miss my dad and my twin#and im absolutely surrounded by content of ppl being like “NO LEO HIS TWIN HOW CAN HE BE W/O HIS TWIN”#and im like#YEAH WHAT A NIGHTMARE HAVING UR TWIN DIE--#lmao#anyway this is really messy and loose but i just wanted to make it#and get it out of my head#and be done with it#idk#rottmnt#rottmnt leo#rottmnt bad future#rottmnt bad timeline#rottmnt donnie#disaster twins#rottmnt movie#f!leo#f!donnie#grief#death#the death of donnie#tmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#fidgetwing#rottmnt apocalypse#rottmnt april#sibling death
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Oh he look beautiful!!
#trailer itself looks questionable#kinda seems like James is gonna shove a bunch of stuff in there and over saturate the movie#but I am not losing hope!#David looks fantastic#Rachel looks SO MUCH like Lois I love it#Nathan Fillion coming back as (a) green lantern was actually on my wish list for this movie and he looked good too!!#I really hope the cgi doesn’t suck#like crypto was cute be he definitely looked fake#dc#dc comics#james gunn superman#superman legacy#superman and lois#clark kent#Superman#superman 2025#superman comics#superfamily#david corenswet#rachel brosnahan#james gunn
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Hmmmm so metaphorically speaking…but if I made another Sonic tickle fic……would you all read it…?
#Ahem…#The third movie got me okay#I sobbed#CONTINUOUSLY#So uhh#Just asking the crowd bc I haven’t written for this fandom in like a YEAR#And I don’t really feel like writing something ppl wouldn’t like so…#YUR#Sonic tickle#Sonic the hedgehog tickle#AND THE AMOUNT OF NOTES MY FIRST ONE GOT……#Like over 200 notes is insane.#EVEN THO BACK THEN MY WRITING SUCKED A S S
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Complex feelings about copyright and Disney's appalling ethics aside, it does unsettle me how quickly people jump to make and monetize the most unnerving, depraved content imaginable about characters created for children the second it hits the public domain
#lilac rambles#lilac goes to the movies#look you don't have to defend yourselves to me i don't really care what you do#so please don't flood my inbox with all this stuff about why disney sucks and why gross stuff is good actually#im not here to fight#i get it. they suck and this feels vindicating#i just get unnerved watching people do terrible things to things created for children the second they can#maybe it's bc i don't see anyone making anything...idk...nice? and like...not freaky?#like it really feels like 'haha we're going to defile this creation bc it makes us feel good to destroy something created for families'#bc if it had just been the case with mickey id get it yknow#but people did this with sweet old pooh bear too#but maybe that's bc he's now a disney property idk#like maybe as other famous characters come into the public domain people won't do the same things#and honestly that will make me feel a lot better
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james norrington + smiles
"Remind me when I crack a smile in this film." Jack Davenport, Curse of the Black Pearl commentary
#potc#movies#movies I love#james norrington#when you're in a sardonic smile competition and your opponents are James Norrington and Mr. Sardonicus#This is great for my mental health so long as I don't look at the last gif because then my mental health takes a significant dive#That last gif is genuinely the happiest he's ever looked and he's about to fucking die just shoot me in the face#Tried to get all the times he smiles throughout the movies but there were a few I wasn't sure could be interpreted as smiling#and also just before he starts his proposal you can tell he's smiling at Elizabeth but he's mostly facing away from the camera#brilliant people and masters of the holy gif: how do you get consistent skin tones because I clearly suck at it#anyway an effort was made#and I had fun#this whole idea was born of the Keira & Jack commentary track#behold: my husband#I should really rewatch Mr. Sardonicus#allie gifs#scruffington
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How’s your review of the Uglies movie going?
it's with my editor rn! I've had a rough go of things and it took longer. It's an hour long and wound up being a discussion of it as an adaptation, and the deeper themes of the series. I just can't talk about Uglies normally
Ideally will be out within the week.
After, I have a video on faceblindness (amd my experience with it)— I just filmed me doing a faceblind quiz my flatmate custom cooked up for me, which was super fun to do. She tricked me a few times including me entirely failing to recognise her at one point. That's for November, since most of November I'll be in the Lightlark 3 trenches (no promises how long that'll be but of course ideally before end of November)
#I really really wanted to do fnaf this month but oops nearly the end of it and couldn't#I am at war with myself constantly but look. I am just very chronically ill and so many days I Can't#Frustrates me too but I try.#Those are the two most along. I still really want to do a fl video but barely begun organising it#Sometimes theres asks#The Uglies movie I meant to do quick but it's been a month. But it's way less about the movie Just Sucking so I think it'll be interesting#I can finally watch Cindy and Amanda's video reviews lol. However. Can I stand staring at the movie any longer#Yewchube
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"'Channel Chasers' was the perfect ending to the original run of the show" No it wasn't, what the fuck are you talking about.
#fairly oddparents#like of course it was an amazing special i absolutely love it#i've said it before and i'll say it again#any show/comic/series whatever that has the found family separate at the end AUTOMATICALLY loses#i don't CARE that it's 'the rules' i literally could not care less#any ending where timmy loses the only people in his life who really care about him SUCKS!!!#the live action movies did the right thing by having timmy become a fairy too#that is CORRECT#what channel chasers did is fun for angst but entirely unsatisfying#that is their SON and you will give him back to cosmo and wanda RIGHT NOW
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Wolf and Dog (Lobo e Cão) 2022 dir. Cláudia Varejão
#wolf and dog#lobo e cão#filmgifs#filmedit#lgbtcinema#wolf and dog 2022#claudia varejao#hands down the best movie I watched all year... nothing else I've watched came even close#maybe I'll make a proper post later when I have more brain cells and I've been able to collect my thoughts#but man#the church/religious scenes were so triggering for me lmao but not necessarily in a bad way#more like. wow most lgbt+ portuguese ppl really went thru this all the same#like we all really had to just put aside who we were to survive our communities for that period of time. sucks ass! but we're still here#gif*#films*
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films just aren't as beautiful anymore there is hardly any emotion behind anything they lack depth and they lack love
#there are beautiful films out there yes#challengers is one of those#but the majority of them just... fucking suck okay#no matter how cringe or silly it sounds i think having respect for films and filmmaking is essential#it's a must#and a lot of directors and actors do not have it#it's all so shallow#you can clearly tell what movies have made with affection which ones have been held gently#you can FEEEEL it when you watch them#it makes all the difference#directors who love watching films and who have devoted themselves to the art of creating something that will move people#who have realized that the essence of it the soul of it means way more#you can make your actor cry but that doesn't mean i'll feel the sadness you know#there's no depth whatsoever#they yell and it's just . it makes me feel nothing#these people just don't understand anything at all#they have enough money to wipe their asses with it but they don't know what it means to be a person#or to feel anything i suppose#all they know is happy sad angry#that's it lmao#and everything also needs to be perfect in the worst possible ways in their eyes and i hate it#i hate it i hate it i hate it#don't even get me started on how bad everything looks too i can't get into it or else i'll actually fucking explode#everything is so fucking ugly and bland and there are no scars and mud and sweat and dirt and it's so dull and boring it's so artificial#TURN THE FUCKING BRIGHTNESS UP PUSSY I WANNA SEE THE COLORS#goddddddddddddddddddddddddddd#sorry sorry this is really#shbdghdhgaghdasgh#pissing me off so badly#mayor of loserville
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Girl help I wish to travel to different dimensions just to watch a movie/show I really like a little to the left
#years of dreaming on it#OR WHEN A SHOW IS CANCELLED LIKE FUCK YOU#give me me ending even if i have to rip it out if the multiverse hands#but sometimes i just wanna see more of characters interacting together just give me uncut 50 hours version of them#rn it's#deadpool and wolverine#and i wanna know#final space#ending already#and a better#supernatural#ending. and my cancelled gems like#infinity train#inside job#the midnight gospel#lego monkie kid#BUT FRAME MY FRAME FLYING BARK I MISS YOU SO MUCH BBY PLEASE COME HOME wb did a good job but my obsessed ass want eye candy lego animation#our flag means death#I WOULD GIVE MY BLOOD FOR THAT SEASON 3 THEY WERE SO STUPID AND UNFAIR TO CHANCEL IT#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#BELOVED BELOVED BELOVED come backkk mm and you can coexist#oh and let's not forget. what the world would look like if the trollhunters movie didn't SUCK ASS horrible movie -7383/10 DELETE#i can go on all day i have been done wrong by many cancelled shows😭#neh what's up with everyone doing multiverse🙄 don't they know i was making these stuff up since ehh before spiderverse came out forsure🙄🙄#/j#but I really didnit was like my go to plot for falling asleep i hade self insert lore and universal police and empty space and cool shit
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i love how fraught and complicated discourse around various utena characters ‘dying’ is when anthy is literally stabbed to death eternally by a million swords imbued with human hatred. and then utena gets stabbed to death by them also. like. ‘death’ is incredibly interesting in rgu because most of the time it’s this ambiguous figurative thing that has interesting implications re: ohtori as a closed-off world one can escape. we are all trapped in our coffins. mamiya is the only named character with a grave. nemuro memorial hall functions as one all the same. ruka is implied to have died in the hospital— was he dead all along? who was the boy we saw for these two episodes? is this dead boy the same boy, or is this just another coincidence from the shadow girls, cutting like a knife? it’s heavily implied that akio and anthy murder kanae by poisoning her, adding to the previous implication that they were poisoning mr ohtori too, but there are no perceptible consequences of this. kanae’s absence is not felt. she’s fed an apple slice. what happens to the bodies? we know what happened to the 100 boys, but what about everyone else? and so on and so forth. ‘death’ is a tricky thing in utena, i think it’s constantly functioning on figurative and literal levels in very different ways for very different purposes. dios died. dios was dying. dios didn’t die. he grew up. etc etc
#what am i trying to say here?#idk! think about all of the pieces you have#dying is complicated in ohtori in countless different ways#and i find it boring to see so much ‘this character is dead and that’s it’ stuff#when death is used farrrrrrr more figuratively than some ppl give credit for#and i think the movie too does wonderful things with death#and what ‘dying’ really means#being disbelieved. being forgotten. being rejected. haunting despite this#much more interesting to think about wrt commentary on abusive relationships than it is#to think about what?? oh me when my brother died but plot twist he’s alive and can walk on this road all cool. like?????#akio doesn’t have the power to make himself revenant#he THINKS he does and he absolutely has power when he’s alive and he imbues that power with such meaning that it does live on after him#but ANTHY. anthy is the one struggling with herself and her feelings and the impact of trauma and abuse (that power!!) in aou#he’s dead? he died? she brought him back through her memories? or she’s left him (metaphorical death) and he’s haunting her??#all such interesting interpretations#i haven’t mentioned touga bc i don’t have the energy today. if dead and just illusion of others memories then why active. why awful#like in aou akio is only Obviously scummy when he’s alive. his illusory self is based upon anthy’s love for him#if anime!touga is nothing more than nanami/whoever’s memories of him before he died……. why does he actively choose to suck again and again#like nanami wouldn’t do that. unless it was meant to be a subconscious thing like ooo he’s dead all along but that’s not what her arc is#it’s not ‘he’s been dead all along’ literally or figuratively. it’s ‘he’s unsafe and i don’t want him’#sigh. once again i am asking people to think about nanami and touga’s dynamic through touga’s eyes#it’s so interesting to me how people forget to consider his motivations or feelings on ANYTHING#like sure his motivations and feelings are scummy but they’re interesting!!!!! they intrigue me!!!!#compel me even#anyway ignore how i said i didn’t have the energy for this and then typed it all out anyway#dais.txt
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I finally got WiFi in my house so guess who is back on her bullshit…..also known as “watching every single wlw inclusive movie to find the best one of all time because i fucking hated carol 2015 and i took all of the articles calling it the best wlw movie ever made, some even with the audacity to call it the best lgbtq+ movie ever made, extremely personally”
#i hate cate blanchett for unknown reasons#one day i will be vindicated don’t know how don’t know when but i will emerge victorious some day#and then she can finally get her lesbian icon status revoked because why the fuck does she even have it in the first place—-#ANYWAY Carol isn’t the best movie!!!!!#i still haven’t actually rewatched it since so if I watch it again and don’t hate it as much as i did originally….#it will be really embarrassing for me but you won’t know because I’ll never admit to it anyway#otherwise why the fuck did i waste my time compiling a spreadsheet of almost 1.500 wlw inclusive movies out of spite#did I waste my time? no. carol just fucking sucks. fuck you guys
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