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The Roots - No Alibi (Live)
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Every time I watch a crime show and they talk about alibis I realize I’m screwed if that’s ever me. “She claimed to be home alone that night but there’s no one who can corroborate it” because that’s what happens to introverts who live alone.
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Zuko: well, if I was the blue spirit
Zuko: AND I’M NOT
Sokka: *suspiciously and reluctantly crosses out Zuko’s name on his list of possible blue spirit suspects*
#Sokka with his detective gear on and waving his pipe at Zuko: WHAT’S YOUR ALIBI#Zuko: blue’s not really my color tbh#Sokka: yea that’s true#zuko: what’s THAT supposed to mean??#atla#trashbending#Sokka#zuko#zukka#avatar the last airbender#incorrect quotes
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obsessed with this fucking homebrew rap
#my posts#shitposts#i was playing among us when i was listening to this and just like#i didnt do jack shit while listening#and that was my alibi#and they were like yeah that's a mason answer#that's genuine
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yandere who's a clumsy killer and mc secretly helps him cause its cute how hard he's trying but he's so incompetent that they lowkey feel bad
#isnt this just kylar LMAO#like bitch just give the the injection u might put it in the wrong spot and mess it up#why didnt u use handkerchief + chloroform instead its such a classic like cmon now ur just making things harder for urself#mc sitting at the basement going 'do u even have an alibi when they question you?? did u make sure no one saw u??? wow ur so bad at this'#frambling...?
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Dustin denotes his plan as a stroke of genius. Steve calls it fucking crazy.
It is crazy — going down to the police station and giving a completely faux alibi for Eddie is crazy.
But then, Steve recalls the handcuffs on the hospital bed, keeping him strapped in even though Eddie’s hardly in a state for escape, all bandages and wires. Steve remembers the fitful sleeps he’s witnessed when visiting, remembers Eddie’s ashamed whisper of fear that one of the officers would smother him in his sleep if no one stayed with him.
Steve remembers the bats. Remembers all the other shit Eddie got dragged through.
And if Steve can lessen that blow… well, then maybe he is crazy for going through with the plan.
There’s no prepping Eddie for it, of course, considering he’s being guarded around the clock. Steve thinks it’s ridiculous considering how feeble he feels just looking at Eddie. When he— when they had gotten him out, there was a moment where he was more blood than boy. Just jagged skin held together by Steve’s hands and sheer will.
He shivers involuntarily. This is crazy, Steve thinks, shifting a bit in the chair out the front of Eddie’s room, waiting for the discussion across the hall to meet its end. It’s crazy, but he’s already done it now.
Sharp footsteps sound across the hallway and Steve’s head yanks up. His heart beats too fast and he presses his palms down into his jeans to wipe them, standing up quickly.
“So?” He asks, eyes darting between Chief Powell and Deputy Callahan.
“That’s quite the alibi you’ve provided, Mr Harrington.” There’s a cool expression on Chief Powell’s face, giving away nothing. “One that not many would be so willing to give.”
Steve swallows. Presses down the panic tied to the implications of what he’s told them— him and Eddie. Him and Eddie together.
“We’d like to question Mr Munson a little as well, get everything settled. You know,” He makes a little gesture with his hand. “Make sure your stories line up.”
A new strain of panic jolts in Steve’s stomach and he hopes it doesn’t show on his face. Glancing over his shoulder, he peers between the blinds and tries to find Eddie���s face. He can only see the hospital bed, stark white sheets and hundreds of tubes. Steve tries to remember that he anticipated this, he prepared for this.
“Now?” He asks, turning back to face the officers. He tries to appear like his uneasiness comes from concern, instead of panic. “He’s just had another dose of morphine, I’m not sure how up to questions he’ll be.”
Chief Powell narrows his eyes. Steve silently begs him to take the bait — he doesn’t want to defer the questioning, he just needs a little more wiggle room in case Eddie is slow on the uptake. He’s a performer though. Steve hopes that’ll be enough to convince them.
“Now is best.”
Steve nods, his face grave. “I understand. Just… if he’s a bit slow, give him time to find his answers. He doesn’t know that I’ve… told you.”
Steve’s hand presses down on the handle to the room and the door opens with a hiss. He enters the room, his eyes landing on the officer posted by the door first before they travel onto the bed, to Eddie.
The chair beside the bed is empty for now which means Wayne must be off getting some food. Good, Steve thinks. This will be easiest with a smaller audience to convince.
Eddie’s eyes are closed, resting as best he can, but at the new noise they peek open. The ripple of happy emotion will help their case immensely but Steve delights in the fact that that reaction is genuine. Eddie is happy to see him.
“Big boy!” He rasps as a greeting. He waves one hand up, wires sticking out of it and the handcuff on it clinks uncomfortably, and he begins a spiel. “Welcome back to my humble—”
He cuts himself off when he sees there are other visitors today besides Steve. The heart monitor jumps and Eddie’s hand drops, eyes back onto Steve in an instant.
“What’s going on?”
Steve strides to his side, his hand reaching out to curl his fingers around Eddie’s limp hand. His skin is cool to touch, fingers icy. Surprise jumps onto Eddie’s face but his fingers tighten their grip, holding his hand too. Steve sits down in the seat beside the bed and lets the real nerves of the situation make his voice tremble when he speaks.
“I— I had to tell them, Eddie. About your real alibi.”
To his credit, Eddie only lets confusion wash over his face for a moment before it turns to some mixture of anger and sadness. A furrow forms between his brows, his grip on Steve’s hand tightening, and Steve doesn’t think he’s acting at all when he says, “You didn’t.”
Huh. Maybe he’s figured it out after all, Steve thinks.
Steve nods solemnly, letting his thumb wander over the back of Eddie’s hand. He remembers what it’s like to dote on girls, on Nancy, and find it’s not nearly as hard to bring it all out for Eddie either.
“I had to,” He murmurs, reaching a hand out to brush back some of Eddie’s hair. The heart monitor spikes again and Eddie’s cheeks glow pink.
Behind them, Chief Powell clears his throat and Steve jumps, remembering himself and what he’s trying to accomplish here.
“Excuse us, Mr. Munson, we have a few questions for you.”
There’s a moment where they let their words register and Eddie takes a deep breath, squeezing Steve’s hand and giving a little nod. Chief Powell continues.
“Mr. Harrington here has come forward with a statement that would place you elsewhere than the scene of the crime at the time of Miss Cunningham’s murder. Can you recall where you were that night?”
The mention of Chrissy’s name makes Eddie flinch and Steve’s glad he’s already holding his hand so he can squeeze it gently. Eddie’s gaze drops to their intertwined hands and stares hard for a moment. Shuffling puzzle pieces into place.
Steve leans down, presses a soft kiss to his bruised knuckles, and says “Tell them the truth.”
Eddie inhales sharply, steeling his nerves and turns his attention back to the officers. “I was with Steve. We were… we were at his house.”
Chief Powell nods, scratching words down in his notepad. He hums in a way that tells Eddie to keep going.
“We were…” Eddie trails off and looks to Steve, trying to follow the story already planted. Steve nods, hoping it comes off like he’s trying to be comforting boyfriend, instead of a subtle nudge.
“…Kissing.”
Steve resists the urge to snort at the absurdity of the whole situation. This whole thing is so convoluted and it’s twisted that Eddie’s even been accused but Steve’s putting his fuckin’ reputation on the line and Eddie says they’ve been kissing?
He doesn’t even need to turn around to know some eyebrows have raised behind him.
“Kissing?” Steve hears Chief Powell repeat. “Just… kissing?”
Eddie’s attention snaps forward again and Steve can see him piece together the snappy persona, the Freak, the scary dog privileges that come with being an outsider. He straightens up a bit, shoulders squaring but Steve can feel the quake in his hand.
“I’m sorry, did you want a play by play of the whole act, Chief Powell? I can go into detail if you want, who took who’s pants off first, yanno, but I didn’t peg you for that kinda guy.”
Steve can’t miss this reaction, turning his head to watch both officers shuffle uncomfortably on the spot. Chief Powell tries to keep his power, eyes narrowing, but it’s hard to maintain when Steve dots another quick kiss across Eddie’s knuckle.
“Very well.” He seems to land on. “We’ll be back to collect a formal statement later—”
Eddie gives a faint squeak, his hand grasping Steves that much tighter.
“—but I’m happy to have the guard and cuffs removed from your room for now.”
A sigh so large escapes Eddie that his chest deflates a good couple inches and Steve feels his own shoulders relax a bit. Chief Powell steps forward, key retrieved from his belt and Steve winces seeing the ring of irritated skin around Eddie’s wrist. No doubt caused from the thrashing of night terrors.
He releases Eddie’s hand long enough for it to be freed, scooping it back up in his as soon as he can, properly this time. All fingers intertwined, palm to palm. Eddie eyes their hands again and Steve pretends to not hear the jump in the heart monitor.
The officers leave, including the one holding post, the door sliding shut with a gentle click and Steve holds himself still— unsure of how to start explaining what he had sprung on Eddie. He feels bad, dropping him in the deep end, even if it was for his own good.
“Eddie—” He starts.
“Hug me.” Eddie hisses out the corner of his mouth. When Steve doesn’t react, he says it again, fiercer - it doesn’t match the way he’s smiling so sweetly at Steve. “Hug. Me.”
Steve does as he’s told, shooting up onto his feet and hesitating only for a moment before Eddie’s arms are creeping around his waist — he leans over and tries to keep his weight off him. Eddie’s frazzled curls tickle at his cheek and Steve just burrows his face in further.
There’s a faint whisper into his ear. “They were watching still.”
Steve pulls back a bit, not to check over his shoulder, but to see Eddie’s face. He’s serious, eyes skirting the window behind them but the moment Steve pulls back, his eyes shift down and he softens.
“And now… kiss me too?” He says. His tone conveys that he knows he’s being far too cheeky. Steve’s wonders if the officers are still watching. Wonders if he’d still kiss him even if they weren’t. He casts a glance over his shoulder and is met with a empty window, the officers retreating down the hall.
He turns back to Eddie with an incredulous expression. “What? Getting you off murder charges not good enough for you?”
Eddie’s face shutters for a moment, as though every emotion to do with Steve’s sacrifice floods him at once. There’s a burst of gratitude when he doesn’t mention it — doesn’t mention everything Steve might be giving up for Eddie, everything that might crumble should the details of the case become public.
He chooses the joke again. Eddie always does.
“Yes, but remember, we’re madly in love,” Eddie sings, brows wiggling about on his face and making Steve snort. “So feel free to kiss me anytime you feel like it.”
Steve snorts. “Duly noted, Munson.”
Eddie throws his head back softly against his pillow and pretends to wail in pain. “Munson? That’s all I am to you? That’s how you treat your boyfriend?”
Steve can’t help but grin a little at the theatrics and finds himself thinking that of all the people to be stuck pretending he’s dating, at least with Eddie, it’ll be enjoyable. Well, at least interesting. It will certainly be an experience.
“You have no idea how I treat my boyfriends, baby.” Steve says, voice low, just to see if he can get Eddie’s heart monitor to jump again. It does, a steady beeping as the BPM climbs up a few numbers.
Steve can feel the blush on Eddie’s cheeks, he’s so close, and it’s so nice to see colour on his face — such a stark comparison to the paleness of- well, of older memories.
Steve grins. Despite every nerve that feels singed beneath his skin, overworked from all his anxiety — despite considering every potential backlash that faces both them outside this room, outside the hospital, Steve searches within himself.
He can’t find one single ounce of regret.
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#gay ppl in my phone…. take this humble offering to tide u over between fics#everything has become long#i cannot help it#every idea is like 5k+ words#this is me trying to combat it#ruby writes steddie#steddie#steddie fic#steddie ficlet#pre steddie#steve x eddie#steve harrington x eddie munson#uhhhh that’s all folks#this is indeed the trope of steve telling the police they were fucking for their alibi lmao#10 points if u can guess which line is from the hunger games!#that’s what inspired this
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Charwhit keeping each other company after finding out their secrets
#drdt#danganronpa despair time#drdt fanart#charles cuevas#drdt charles#whit young#drdt whit#charwhit#their “alibi”
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🍎🍎🍎Bad, bad apples🍎🍎🍎
#ask me stuff#send me asks#ever after high#eah#ever after high fanart#darling charming#eah fanart#dappling#darlapple#apple white#evil apple white#RAAAAAAH I FINALLY FINNISHED IT NOW I CAN SLEEP 💀💀💀💀#evil apple white lives rent free no tax in my head 24/7#a shrimp cooked this rice 👩🍳👩🍳👩🍳#i hope y all enjoy this just like i did while drawing it#blasted in my headphones alibi the whole time i drew this ‼️‼️‼️‼️#I JUST KÏLLED A MAN SHE S MY ALIBIIIIIIIII 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
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Let the revenge games begin.
[First] Prev <–-> Next
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#jin guangyao#nie huaisang#He's gonna call his 5 horse friends up. They have to go on a 14 year long journey to finish the job but by god they will do it.#The sheer chaos in the Audio Drama is really fantastic. Reminds me of those traincar murder mysteries.#The lights go off and there's a scream and then BOOM dead body. Who did that!!!#Okay it was qi deviation and he did it to stop himself from killing his brother. He did it to himself.#JGY sadly has the worst alibi ever though. Both the strongest motivation and also uhhh presence at the scene.#Not to nitpick but as someone who loves murder mysteries - I do feel like even *one* other suspect would have made it stronger.#I get that he tried to make it look like an inevitable Qi Deviation and that it *is* something within the family legacy.#And a big part of NHS figuring it all out comes down to his own perceptiveness and intelligence.#If you weren't close enough to JGY and NMJ of course it looks like an accident.#Sadly 'guy who plays the 'poor little meow meow card'' is also weak to 'guy who plays the 'poor little meow meow card''.#NHS was the better subtle manipulator at the end. That's probably the strongest mystery part of MDZS. And why he's in my top 5.#My man pulled the 'kill him just as he falls from the top of his game and loses everything' gambit and I love him for it.
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these spot the difference games are getting harder and harder!!! 😫😫😫
#i hope he gets to punch gerrard#my baby was so angry#i just wanna give him a hug#poor buck#evan buckley#baby i’ll be your alibi#eddie diaz#911 on fox#buddie#911 show#911 fox#buckley diaz family#911 spoilers#911 on abc#911#911 abc#911onfox#911 season 8#oliver stark
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Lectures that Badwolf taught his class behind Grimms back:
" 101 way to start a fire"
"Law's loopholes: how to do illegal things in a legal way"
" Poisons and their purposes"
"How to get away with murder"
" The Dark Side of the History: villians won and it got erased from history"
" How to couse mental brakedown ( to someone else)"
" Psychopaths and sociopaths"
"How to get away with numerous crimes"
"Ways of manipulations"
" How to fake your own death : the final plan"
" Faking legal documents"
#Grimm thinking that Badwolf and Yaga are preparing futer villians for their destiny#Badwolf: and don't forget to clean everything after and get yourself an alibi#the best way to hide the body is by burning it erasing every DNI with it or bury it in your garden#the earth will do its job by turning it into organic fertilizer#and if you get cought dont worry in the next class we will be talking about passports and the safest countries to hide#hes teaching them for there own good#then he will go and tell grimm how everything is going acording to plan and hes teaching them how to be evil#ever after high#eah#eah parents#eah badwolf#eah crack headcanon
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#art#potatoe rambles#dp art#danny phantom#just thinking about danny's identity being obvious but also impossible to guess#like yes its just him but his colors are inverted but also#hes dead.#no one is gonna look at a dead kid and immediately assume he has an alive alter ego#especially if his alibi for being a very much alive kid is his parernts being ghost hunters#and if anyone found out i think they would be horrified#i mean#imagine finding out a kid youve gone to school with#lived with#taught#seen walking around#was actually a corpse#the questions you would have#but be too afraid to ask#hes dead#hes dead but hes right there#that shit would make you feel like a horror protagonist#your witnessing an actual horror story#idk#typing on computer is hard
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Enid: Wednesday totally killed that assignment!
Bianca: Excuse me? We haven’t even been given any work yet. They just assigned us mentors.
Enid: Whaaaaat? No way! Anyhoo, if anyone like asks where Wednesday and I were between the hours of 10 to 12 last night, tell ’em we were helping you plant stuff for Botany.
Bianca: But—
Enid: Thanksyou’rethebestalibyeeeee!
#alibi#incorrect wenclair#incorrect wednesday addams#incorrect wednesday quotes#wednesday addams#enid sinclair#bianca barclay#wednesday netflix#wenclair#incorrect quotes
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rereading my childhood fav book series out of nostalgia and felt compelled to draw them the way ive always pictured them
#artemis fowl#domovoi butler#juliet butler#opal koboi#holly short#the opal deception#rlly love alfonse and cnln lee i wish we saw more of those particular alibis#my art#mine
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