#no adult supervision!

[qiuing]

Lana's (no good, very bad) homecoming

[somber-cryptid]

Cale in the future, having become a god entirely against his own will, if not by accident: damn, should've just been the prime minister

[ghostbsuter]

We're all aware Damian was in hell for a short moment yes?

.・゜-: ✧ :-

"Constantine! Stop flirting and run faster!" They were simply walking around, trying to figure out where they were in the realm of abyss.

Fortunately for Damian and Danny, they had a walking map.

Unfortunately, said a walking map is a disaster bi who had a few too many exes in said abyss.

Damian was in the front, following the orders from the man who's dragged by Danny, left turn, right, right, sharp left.

"Curse you, constantine."

"Been there done that."

Danny whacks the man for that.

(Well, if they conquere hell during their adventure, that's for them to know and the inhabitants of hell to follow.)

[padfoot-lupin77]

Percy: mom, this year i’ll make my birthday cake with Grover and Annabeth, no help, just the three of us

Sally, smiling: okay Percy

*3 minutes into cake making*

Percy: Mooooooom what’s 200 grams as cups?

Annabeth: Sallyyyy how much vanilla extract is too much vanilla extract?

Grover: Miss Sallyyyy is there such a thing as too much food coloring?

Percy: moooom does the oven really need to be preheated? Like is it bad if we forgot to preheat it?

Annabeth: Sallyyyy can you confirm that Percy isn’t allowed to eat extra sugar cause he’s already too hyperactive?

Grover: miss Sallyyy do you have a fire extinguisher in the apartment?

[phoenixyfriend]

Something something """canon""" age difference, modern AU where Rex actually is a decade younger than Anakin

And for Reasons, 34yo Anakin and 39yo Padme have decided to invite this Hot Young 24yo Who Just Exited The Military into their bed for a quick romp that turns into something of a longterm relationship that is sortakinda sugaring

………….just realized this makes Rex only [checks math] twelve or thirteen years older than the twins.

Which is very funny to me. These tweens are so unimpressed by the GI Bill college guy their parents are wooing. Is this supposed to be their new babysitter? A nanny? Wait, he's your boyfriend??? EW.

Such a weird age difference to have with your sorta stepkids

[darkmodepls]

Extended Team Phantom

I love the classic trio and seeing Jazz and Valerie added to the roster, but I also love seeing some fresh faces fighting the good fight. Here's some more people I always picture when I'm thinking about how the team would evolve over the years.

Wes Weston - obviously, you've got to include the fandom's collective child. Once they finally drill the importance of Danny’s secrets into his head, he's actually great at misdirection. It turns out there's a slight memetic effect to the information he spreads. It causes people to also disbelieve any evidence of Wes's theory they stumble across later. The effect lasts somewhere between 1-2 week

Kyle Weston- Kyle is actually his middle name. He did not escape the Weston naming tradition, but he told his kindergarten teacher that his middle name was actually his first name. From that point forward, he learned that: the more outrageous his lies, the more power they held. Kyle may be ridiculously laid back, but that doesn't change the fact that he's been academically tied with Jazz since 1st grade. He knows EVERYTHING that goes on in Casper High and has been covering for Team Phantom ever since the 1st Lunch Lady fight. Good luck getting him to admit to any of this. Danny is still convinced Kyle thinks the moon is made of cheese.

Philip "Spike" Wilkins - the only adult member of the team and the only one with first aid training. Spike was a senior in his first appearance and has since graduated and got his paramedic's certification. One nasty fight led to Spike learning Danny’s identity and calling Jazz to pick him up. The absence of his piercings (can't wear those at work) cause Jazz to not recognize him at first, but that moment of confusion was soon replaced with relief. Spike has been Jazz's best friend and pseudo big brother since she was in 3rd grade. It's not a problem for him to expand that to all of Team Phantom. Looks can be deceiving and the studs and mohawk don't change the fact that Spike is the true Team Mom of the Extended Team Phantom.

[lunisoular]

a child that learns from observation

[littlefankingdom]

I am really ashamed of myself because I went across this great panel but I didn't save it, and if anyone has it, pls give it to me.

It's a panel with the batkids (Dick as Nightwing, Tim as Robin, Steph as Spoiler, Cass as Batgirl and I think Huntress, but maybe not) being menacing af in front of Lex Luthor, who is saying some bs like "For someone who works alone, Batman works with a lot of children".

I do not know what Lex Luthor did to Batman, or said about Batman or Bruce Wayne, but he deserves the hell he has unleashed upon himself. He is way too arrogant.

[chocobosdungeon2]

this is hands down the worst thing ive ever made but their similarities (and differences) have been rattling around in my head

[phoenixcatch7]

Man, I want shapeshifter cap SO BAD.

I want to see a Billy that really leans into the wonder of the world, the million paths a child could take in their life.

I want to see a Billy that wants to try everything, at least once.

A Billy that looks at all the people who spit at him, deride him, pity him, dismiss him, ignore him, because he has no future, no prospects, a child in the gutter and say no. I'm going to grow up to be whoever I want to be.

And a captain marvel that says you're going to be amazing.

Billy taking the premise of captain marvels form - his ideal self, a blank slate for Billy to paint his bright colours, the person he wants to be deep inside - and dialling that freedom up to eleven.

A dancer, a dinosaur, a train conductor, a tiger, an ice cream maker, a butterfly, an astronaut, a shark, a college student, a Tamaranean, a mouse, a scuba diver, an elephant, a doctor, a moose, a race car driver, a dog.

A child wanting to see the world.

If you want to find captain marvel, well first you've got to try his comm, probably a couple times.

Then you've got to go to fawcett, hope he's there and not saving the yetis from a salamander invasion in a different dimension.

You've got to ask around, because it often goes by word of mouth here, no matter what technology you bring. Don't worry, it'll spread very quickly, but if you're in a hurry you can find his commemorative statue and leave an offering. No one knows if it really works, but it's a good way to pass the time and feel productive.

Soon, a face will peel out of the crowd. It's always familiar, but it's never the same one.

Wait for the flash of lightning in a cloudless sky.

And then you will find captain marvel.

[magicpiano]

Batfam AU where after Jason's adoption and him becoming Robin, he and Dick just don't get along At All. They basically can't even be in the same room.

Tim notices this because of his stalking and just can't let it go. Nightwing and Robin are his heroes, his idols, they can't fight! Reality doesn't fit with his imagined idealistic version of the Waynes who are a perfect happy family.

So naturally Tim decides it is his duty to do something about it. So he creates a series of elaborate plans to force Dick and Jason to interact and work together in hopes it will fix their brotherly relationship.

This does eventually work but Tim accidentally becomes Gotham's newest rogue in the process. Whoops.

[sos-gonetolake]

The LAST thing this war needs is for Rhaenyra to fuck Mysaria and have that information somehow make it’s way to both Alicent and Daemon making them do some horribly rash thing in response that ends up in three dragons wounded and 7 villages crisped up but EYE would like to see it.

[shih-coulda-had-it]

ok i’m doing a reread of my hero academia (and trying to redraw at least one pose per chapter), and i’m just thinking. are there any fics where all might gets de-aged (either physically, or mentally AND physically) temporarily to junior high age during the ten months he’s training izuku?

izuku, only a third of the way through the American Dream plan: all might? all might please tell me you remember me. i’m supposed to be training as your successor.

toshinori, looking age 14 and totally ignorant: you’re my what??

izuku: OH NO

toshinori: hahaha, just joking, young midoriya! :D i remember you perfectly. just as i unfortunately remember this quirkless body of mine--oops.

izuku: q-quirkless??? you were quirkless?!?

bonus points

Toshinori is resigned to asking Gran Torino to assume guardianship rights.

He asks Izuku how Aldera is, gets a vague answer, and then schemes to infiltrate Izuku’s very class. Very confidently, he announces he is Quirkless at the very first day. Results vary.

Gran Torino reviews the American Dream plan. He looks at Toshinori and Toshinori looks anywhere else. In the spirit of teamwork and Quirkless camaraderie, Gran Torino makes Toshinori follow an even harsher plan to match Izuku’s stress level.

izuku, seeing toshinori doubled over and retching: ??!?!?!?

gran torino: doesn’t that make you feel better?

izuku: NO

[dat-lil-shark]

Just to inform you, guys. I’m intending that, for the majority of our Sparkling AU, it’s an AU, so it’s not about the characters when they are actually babies anymore. It’s basically about the whole entire TFP story except it’s set in a universe where there are no actual wars. The whole ‘war’ thing is just some sparklings going into groups and play-fighting with their imaginations. Every character that ‘died’ in this universe are just either moving to another school (ex: Cliffjumper & Elita One) or got tired of the game and didn’t wanna play anymore (Ex: Skyquake, Dreadwing, and Breakdown). And all the human characters are all little ragdolls that are brought to life by the sparkling’s imaginations.

cause the actual show crippled me and this is my denial mechanism.

(read the tags)

[j-l-kepler]

my hireling's first day out went great (rework of this)

listen i know hirelings are supposed to be revived adventurers devoid of their original personalities but i forgot we had the dawnmaster's crest and one thing lead to another, and now i have a horrible cleric corpse shambling around in my no-companion party. his name is dyven, he is a cleric of ilmater, he's the party's deadbeat dad, and i love him. it is not hard to get me attached.

[airjemsfandump]

I mean... yeah.

I went into this game head first thinking that it's just another SN-esque dress up game.

Oh boy.