#no adult supervision!

[lunisoular]

a child that learns from observation

[morganbritton132]

Steve, anytime he has a problem: Hm, yeah. I’ll get my people* on that.

*Dustin, a fourteen year old.

[qiuing]

Lana's (no good, very bad) homecoming

[contamination-zone]

Can you draw fresh at a skatepark and nightmare supervising?

(I love these two idiots)

I need to draw backgrounds again, I miss drawing them.

[mischievous-thunder]

Logan: *Is feeling sleepy earlier than usual*

Wade: *Decides that it's the perfect time to loudly watch a video titled "40 creepiest facts about ghosts and spirits to deprive anyone of sleep"*

[somber-cryptid]

Cale in the future, having become a god entirely against his own will, if not by accident: damn, should've just been the prime minister

[littlefankingdom]

I am really ashamed of myself because I went across this great panel but I didn't save it, and if anyone has it, pls give it to me.

It's a panel with the batkids (Dick as Nightwing, Tim as Robin, Steph as Spoiler, Cass as Batgirl and I think Huntress, but maybe not) being menacing af in front of Lex Luthor, who is saying some bs like "For someone who works alone, Batman works with a lot of children".

I do not know what Lex Luthor did to Batman, or said about Batman or Bruce Wayne, but he deserves the hell he has unleashed upon himself. He is way too arrogant.

[ghostbsuter]

We're all aware Damian was in hell for a short moment yes?

.・゜-: ✧ :-

"Constantine! Stop flirting and run faster!" They were simply walking around, trying to figure out where they were in the realm of abyss.

Fortunately for Damian and Danny, they had a walking map.

Unfortunately, said a walking map is a disaster bi who had a few too many exes in said abyss.

Damian was in the front, following the orders from the man who's dragged by Danny, left turn, right, right, sharp left.

"Curse you, constantine."

"Been there done that."

Danny whacks the man for that.

(Well, if they conquere hell during their adventure, that's for them to know and the inhabitants of hell to follow.)

[padfoot-lupin77]

Percy: mom, this year i’ll make my birthday cake with Grover and Annabeth, no help, just the three of us

Sally, smiling: okay Percy

*3 minutes into cake making*

Percy: Mooooooom what’s 200 grams as cups?

Annabeth: Sallyyyy how much vanilla extract is too much vanilla extract?

Grover: Miss Sallyyyy is there such a thing as too much food coloring?

Percy: moooom does the oven really need to be preheated? Like is it bad if we forgot to preheat it?

Annabeth: Sallyyyy can you confirm that Percy isn’t allowed to eat extra sugar cause he’s already too hyperactive?

Grover: miss Sallyyy do you have a fire extinguisher in the apartment?

[phoenixyfriend]

Something something """canon""" age difference, modern AU where Rex actually is a decade younger than Anakin

And for Reasons, 34yo Anakin and 39yo Padme have decided to invite this Hot Young 24yo Who Just Exited The Military into their bed for a quick romp that turns into something of a longterm relationship that is sortakinda sugaring

………….just realized this makes Rex only [checks math] twelve or thirteen years older than the twins.

Which is very funny to me. These tweens are so unimpressed by the GI Bill college guy their parents are wooing. Is this supposed to be their new babysitter? A nanny? Wait, he's your boyfriend??? EW.

Such a weird age difference to have with your sorta stepkids

[lena-thinks-too-much]

I headcanon that Tim's caffeine problem functions like my friends caffeine problem. In that he actually hates caffeine but he'll chug 3 red bulls when he needs to lock in. He's going to stay up regardless of the caffeine thanks to the insomnia. But without it he's not going to brain very much. He likes coffee less but it's an acceptant substitute of energy drinks are not available. He'll drink the energy drink over like a really sweet frappaccino because it's the only thing guaranteed to keep him alert and at peak mental condition. He doesn't drink it as often as people think he does but when he does drink energy drinks, he'll consume and ungodly amount in one sitting. Then he'll crash at like 5 in the morning and complain when he has to wake up 3 hours later.

[i-am-snowils-admiral]

So the dpxdc fandom has been trying to come up with more ways to get Danny into Gotham without relying on the old Bat-adoption trope (though it's a fun trope that I love), which typically either means aging him up or giving him a fake id and making him live alone in Gotham pretending to be aged up, but personally I think we can streamline the process a bit by borrowing liberally from Marsalias' fic Adoption (if you haven't read it, definitely do, it's a really good fic) and sticking Actual Master of Time Clockwork in Gotham as yet another weird rich cryptid.

For those who haven't read that fic, the basic premise is that Clockwork decides to adopt Danny completely legally through both ghost and human methods. He is required to establish a human persona for this, which I find hysterical. He and Danny end up living in an incredibly creepy manor that they both love. We can easily uproot that thing and plop it into Gotham. If we want to be particularly funny about it, we can sandwich Wayne Manor between Clockwork and the Drakes to make them all neighbors.

Now what you do from there is obviously subject to whatever story you're wanting to tell, but there's a couple fun things I want to suggest:

Clockwork doesn't try very hard on his human persona. He still dresses like a time god in a fantasy novel (I'm a little in love with 13thcat's designs so I like to imagine his human form looks a little like this). You have to live, what, 40-50 years in a city to be established? Sure. Why bother aging visibly in this time? That's not necessary! What does he do for work? Uhhhh he's a woodworker who makes clocks. That's why he has millions or even billions of dollars, obviously.

5-year-old Bruce Wayne is OBSESSED with Clockwork (aka Charles Worth). This is baby's first incredibly pure crush. This is your really cool kindergarten teacher that you remain a little in love with well into adulthood, except instead of being nice CW is just really weird and doesn't care about what 5-year-olds are able to discuss. Baby Bruce does that little kid "I'll marry you when I grow up" thing that everyone finds adorable but CW says "there are many timelines where you get married, though never to me. Some options are better than others, but I won't tell you about them" because what else would he say.

When Danny shows up in Gotham decades later as CW's adopted kid Bruce is zeroed in on all the gossip. His interest is based entirely on his childhood obsession though so he uses absolutely zero Batman skills to investigate the situation and therefore finds nothing weird about Danny's background. The batkids find this hilarious because there is Clearly something weird going on with that kid.

Clockwork could easily solve all of the Bats' problems and tell them the answers to all the investigations they're doing but why would he do that???? That's boring. He's vibing in his new house with his cool liminal son why would he be worried about *checks notes* the hundreds of people dying to rogue attacks nearby.

Despite never being genuinely helpful he DOES randomly drop in-universe lore that no one would've figured out otherwise. Usually he does this about six months after it would've been really nice to know.

He doesn't do this out of malice he just doesn't intervene in things normally and if he does, it's only by request. The Bats (besides Batman because he's still oblivious) are too worried about what he might ask for in exchange to make requests though they know he's powerful but they are totally wrong because he's just sitting there baking bread thinking "hm I wonder why Timothy never asked me to help him get Batman back from being lost in the time stream, I could've done that really easily without changing too much. Oh well, whatever makes him happy."

Danny also never makes requests but that's because CW went a bit too hard on teaching him messed up karmic lessons about interfering with time so Danny just assumes it's always a bad idea to ask.

[hoofpeet]

I mean this in the nicest way possible, but you’re an adult, right? If what you really want is a ranch internship, then just do it. Live your own life. Why bother to “pitch” it to your dad when you’re already grown?

I mean. You know how it is with parents 😔 I'm only 21 and still live with him so it's like. For the most part I can't just start making moves without at least telling him about them b/c I feel like you can't just approach your dad one day out of the blue like. Well I got an internship in Montana so I'm leaving ✌ bye

[shoot-i-messed-up]

I know the popular image of Battinson with a Robin is ~27yo brooding emo with a joyful traffic lights colored 9yo, but personally whenever I imagine Battinson’s Robin, it’s a snarky, scrappy little shit 14yo who can give Battinson as good as he gets

[airjemsfandump]

I mean... yeah.

I went into this game head first thinking that it's just another SN-esque dress up game.

Oh boy.

[magicpiano]

Batfam AU where after Jason's adoption and him becoming Robin, he and Dick just don't get along At All. They basically can't even be in the same room.

Tim notices this because of his stalking and just can't let it go. Nightwing and Robin are his heroes, his idols, they can't fight! Reality doesn't fit with his imagined idealistic version of the Waynes who are a perfect happy family.

So naturally Tim decides it is his duty to do something about it. So he creates a series of elaborate plans to force Dick and Jason to interact and work together in hopes it will fix their brotherly relationship.

This does eventually work but Tim accidentally becomes Gotham's newest rogue in the process. Whoops.