#no Harry no like 🙄

[ashley-macher]

I have a really bad feeling about the new descendants movie... I just know there's gonna be SO many plot holes. (I ALREADY CAUGHT A FEW AND THE MOVIES NOT EVEN OUT YET) Also without the full og cast its not gonna be the same😭

[rewritingcanon]

I just ADORE the idea of potter sibs learning lessons from their namesakes and being nothing like them :)

James being calm and studious and kinder than his namesakes

Albus learning how NOT to handle very specific social situations from his namesakes

And Lily is just like "FUCK them kids lmao"

YESSSSS literally.

james is more popular than his namesakes were (i like to think james and sirius were just impervious to popularity&they just gave 0 fucks, although sirius was default popular because of his surname and his attractiveness) because hes more welcoming and less of a dick and a nepobaby, but he’s emotionally distant with his peers and finds it hard to open up to others because he’s always a little suspicious of people (unlike james sr, who was an open book). he plays quidditch because he knows he should and it makes his mum happy and its kinda fun and hes kinda good but hes not that passionate about it. he gets amazing grades because hes studies a lot and not because hes a natural genius (unlike sirius, who didnt have to study hard for anything to pass comfortably). james a perfectionist, by-the-book person who struggles to think outside of the box, unlike his grandfather whos genius lied in nothing else.

albus reminds me more of his namesakes than the other two potter siblings, but he probably would appreciate the comparison the least. he’s quiet and lonesome and angsty with a ‘no one will understand me’ mindset, but severely attaches himself to the people he loves, and carries them with him throughout his life without ever moving on (all exactly like severus). hes cunning and always ready to martyr himself (both dumbledore and severus), but hes way more audacious and simple. he has a ‘1 + 1 = 2 end of story’ mind that he got from his parents that completely goes against severus and dumbledore’ long game of chess. albus does not care for such BS, hes still got that gryffindor dawg in him. he will go against every expectation set out for him on purpose (unlike dumbledore and snape, who will use their reputation to their advantage). also, albus is happy lmfao. its why he commits his life to himself and not to others like his namesakes did. he wants simple things like nicely-cooked dinners, warm houses, and to get married young and start a family. kind of like his dad and grandmother.

and lilyyyyy. she is all over the place. she is the quidditch star, the loud one in class, the person who fakes her report cards so her mum doesnt freak out at her. shes not studious like her grandmother, she attracts people to her and selects the greatest pick out of the litter for friends, and shes got a lot of friends (unlike lily evans, who’s love is so concentrated and loyal to very few, and luna who was socially repellent). she travels everywhere because shes a glutton for experiences, she doesnt plan ahead, shes will never be tied down— not even by true love and the prospect of staying with them forever. shes open like luna but her mind is more of a straight arrow than luna’s genius. lily grows up and never has any kids, not because she hates children but because she just never particularly wanted to. she never grew out of being reckless and impatient and impulsive, and she had always known that those traits would not be compatible with raising a child and she was okay with that (unlike lily evans who had always wanted to be a mother, and had dedicated herself to her baby).

[sadaveniren]

Harry Styles refusing to pay this man a Kit Kat chunky peanut butter for his drawing is just another example of rich people staying rich by avoiding paying for things 🤬

[twopoppies]

This fandom is so lame. Harries really desperately want to link him to any woman cause they need him to be a sex vamp so bad so they can project lol it’s disgusting. Speculating of Harry left with Olivia and what it means and all these quotes saying mhhhhh 😂 you are all insufferable. Fact is, he left during the final song as always! Sam’s boyfriend also left (he’s in front of Harry) and someone from Olivia’s team left behind Harry. So if she also left? Makes total sense? You don’t want to stay there when the lights go on and you have to squeeze he your way through a crowd and the fans 😭 it’s common knowledge- how dumb are people? Has nothing to do with Harry’s and Olivia’s potential friendship!!! Although he didn’t seem to engage much with her during the gig at all lol like it’s just desperate at this point. Let the man have friends in the industry I BEG! If this were a random male actor or singer people wouldn’t freak out this much! The double standards are sickening sometimes and so f annoying :)

I ghost wrote this.

[greenerteacups]

Lacy Malfoy is hot though.... Would ship her with Harry 10 out of 10. With Hermione, too, obviously AND with Ron... Wonderful creation, thank you

Reader, she IS hot. Thank you for validating my own personal axe to grind. Your phrasing made me think for a second that you meant all of the Golden Trio at one point have crushes on her, which is hilarious. She is truly That Bitch.

It would also make the "heir of slytherin" business 1000x funnier.

[ronaldreaganfan]

if you think stuff like this is funny today, just think about how much autistic teenagers in obsessed with us politics 40 years from now will like it

[theevilicecreamsoda]

Hate how the concept of a magical school instantly makes you think of harry potter like i think we should add that to a list of reasonings why we should kill jk rowling

[moonlightdancer26]

Some days it's just like "Snape is bad, but he's not that bad"

Me reading some Snape fics be like ^^

[that-girl-glader]

Jackson's Diary Season Finale Spoiler

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HE KICKED HIM OUT!! HE KICKED- I HAVE NEVER WANTED TO ENTER A COMIC SO BAD. I WANT TO THROW HANDS AT THAT ASH HOLE UGHHHH. HE'S SUCH A, A HORRIBLE PERSON. WTFRICK IS WRONG WITH HIM. I HATE WILLIAM SO MUCH YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. AND I REALLY HOPE NOTHING HAPPENS WITH JACKSON, LIKE I HOPE HE DOESN'T DO ANYTHING LIKE BAD. BECAUSE I do like him, Love him, and I actually don't understand most of the hate, it's like s1 was just yk ignored. ANYWHO, I HOPE DEXER LIVES HAPPILY EVER AFTER, AND JACKSON'S DIARY ISN'T CREATING THAT MUCH, AND THAT LUCY-FURR CAN LOVE JACKSON🥰

But anyway it's my time to flex, Ik those kiddy drawings matched what was happening😌 I feel so special. Jackson I trust in you, you are a good person, please don't let me down. BEGGING!! PAOLO PLEASE DON'T LET HIM LET US DOWN. ❤️❤️

[woven-birds]

Why are you reblogging Harry Potter when jkr is a terf?

You don’t have to connect to the artist to like a book/movie, HP is a very good saga and you shouldn’t let JK's opinions ruin your experience of them.

I’m allowed to like and enjoy something I’ve loved since my childhood. And post it on my own page. If you don’t share the same opinion you can:

1. Keep scrolling.

2. Block the Harry Potter or HP tags in your Tumblr settings, so you don’t have to see the posts.

Or

3. If you’re that upset about it still, you can simply unfollow me. :)

[dreamings-free]

The girl of the videos doing the shots with him said he was with his friends

yeah okay I assumed as much I was just curious which/how many friends or if it was just oli but yeah who knows.. anyway it seems they were in a club at the same location that used to house louis' teenage haunt 'the priory' so full on nostalgia with hometown friends and all.. aww

1/1/24

[rewritingcanon]

guess whos doing their uni assignment on the cursed child

[sadaveniren]

Any thoughts on the latest dm rumor about HS4 being a proper break up album. I know, massive grain of salt and we've had plenty of album rumors thus far that haven't eventuated but if this one's true will it make you think a certain way?

…..anon we were supposed to get this album at the end of March, end of April, end of May, end of June, end of July and now probably some time in Q4.

We don’t even know if Harry has a record deal currently, considering his first record deal with Columbia was Very Publicly 3 albums - he’s now released 3 albums - and we haven’t gotten any reports of him signing any new deals with Columbia (or anyone) since.

Before I can even begin to give a shit about what this album is supposed to be about I have to actually trust that this album is coming any time soon. Which. I don’t. So like. Jot that down.

[danceworshipper]

Dear Xander lovers,

Why??? Please link to essays or something. Or just rant in the notes.

Sincerely, a hater who is sick of hating

[livvyofthelake]

and you know what even if the mortal instruments WAS harry potter fanfiction it would still be better than harry potter because it’s about a cute girl. so like there

[soulsillk]

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