#so like jot that down

[sadaveniren]

Harry Styles refusing to pay this man a Kit Kat chunky peanut butter for his drawing is just another example of rich people staying rich by avoiding paying for things 🤬

[omaano]

"What a strange pair. A Mandalorian and a Force-sensitive youngling, hmm... Who is in need of a master to guide him and help him to come into his full power, yes?"

Any time Maul comes across a Force-sensitive youngster: "Is anyone going to claim this apprentice as his own or do I have to do everything around here?" and doesn't wait for an answer. (Grogu is safe tucked away in Din's satchel, don't worry)

Din accidentally turns up with Obi-wan's keepsake in his pocket once, and Maul doesn't only fly into an episode of blind rage and super melodramatic monologuing, but he also gives him a boon that is nothing but trouble and chaos of epic proportions.

Bonus background detail/close up, because while I didn't redraw the full thing, I'm quite proud of my modifications:

More of the Star Wars meets Hades AU (I’m trying to give monthly updates on my progress with it)

[purgetrooperfox]

tired: fox has never done anything wrong in his life he was under control of the chip he didn't mean to kill fives he would never do that

wired: fox was being deliberately, continuously manipulated by palpatine into doing anything he wanted under threat of severe bodily harm, no chip necessary

inspired: fox is a product of brainwashing and genuinely believes in the senate and the republic, which is in constant conflict with the rhetoric he hears from politicians and his general dislike of senators, but that conflict is ultimately irrelevant. he believes in the institution with his entire self. he was born to die for this system and would lose his shit if he started questioning it in any meaningful way. The Institution told him to kill fives so he killed fives, it told him to hunt down ahsoka so he did it, etc etc. conviction that this is all worth it because the republic Can Only Be Right (or else his entire existence and everything the guard puts up with are meaningless) is what gets his ass out of bed in the morning. he'll do terrible things to protect it, and by extension his sense of self, and he won't apologize for it because it's categorically Right in his brain. none of this changes the fact that he's routinely abused by this system, or the fact that he's enslaved by it, or that he has no real choice in anything, only how he personally reconciles it all

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[yashley]

I trust they are capable. 

[kennelkorn]

Mediocre written sibling dialogue because I don't see much of Peter and Dee interaction,,. forgive me

[doyoubelieveinwhateverr]

Broke: Rauru would be mortified by Link's Korok torture devices and weapons of mass destruction and quickly comes to regret giving him unlicensed power over creation.

Woke: Rauru is just as unhinged as Link and is utterly delighted that his power went to someone with such "creativity".

[deanofsam]

it just occurred to me that some of you might have missed seeing american football player joe burrow’s suit this past june during paris fashion week, and it is my personal opinion that everyone see these images at least once in their lifetime, especially those of us with a shared interest in slutty clothes on men (fictional or otherwise). so here they are.

[screampied]

Dad bsf Toji who fucks you in the bathroom at your parents house 🤭 He’s taking you from behind in front of the mirror and closes your mouth with his big ass hand saying shit like “we don’t want them to hear, right baby?” while looking you dead in the eyes

OHMMYYYHAWDDDDD

literally yep. he’d fuck you over the sink 😵‍💫 pulling your sundress up for you only to tug on it before it starts to tear. he promises to buy you a new one but he never does. bastard. oh please his dirty talk would be so nasty too. shoving his fingers into your mouth and telling you how much of a messy girl you are, knowing anyone can just hear or walk in. YESSSSS he’d make direct eye contact too, even attempt to look away and he’ll lightly wrap a hand around your throat and stop mid thrust just so you can give him your full uninvited attention

[separatist-apologist]

Eris wanted Nesta because she was the most powerful person in that room, full stop, end of sentence. She was hot, too, and he's not blind, but Nesta could have been in a garbage bag and her sisters in the most beautiful dresses the world had ever seen and he still would have wanted only her.

[thebestestbat]

just because i have read a comic doesn't mean i 1. know what it's called 2. remember that i read it 3. know anything that happened in it

[meaningofaeons]

thinking about vidyadhara!reader x jing yuan ...

we learned in the recent quests that vidyadhara can indeed become mara struck under the right circumstances, but they're capable of molting and turning into someone entirely new, thus freed from the mara that once struck them ... but of course, along with the molting process comes the loss of memory.

so imagine a reader who was once great friends with jing yuan. the two grew up together practically, working in the cloud knights together, doing everything together. jing yuan, despite his newfound duties as a cloud knight, finds himself falling in love with you.

then, amidst one of the abundance wars, you are stricken with mara. he watches you go insane, just before you disappear. and then, somehow, you are gone from his life forever.

for years, he wonders if you perished on that battlefield shortly before he was dragged away from you. he wonders if you suffered. surely, with the insanity of the mara wreaking havoc on your mind, you had. but at least he can be confident that you would not have had to live through that for long... that's what he tells himself so he can sleep at night.

it takes the general so, so long to let go of what happened. centuries pass, and he's still not confident he can completely dash the thought of you from his mind when he sees a new stall open with a snack he thinks you'd like, or when he sees the tailor shops put out a new line of clothes in your favorite hue.

and then, one day, he sees a familiar face among the crowds.

jing yuan is so quick to rush to your side, trying frantically to catch his breath, to ensure that what he sees before his own eyes is you, not some vision made up by his mind, not a sign that he's succumbing to mara himself, but really and truly you.

yet you only give him a nervous half-smile, your form going stiff the second you see him. you bow politely, and ask if there's anything you can do for the general. you ask him if you've met before.

it's you, and yet it's not.

he lets out that small hum of his when he's trying to fight back the pain he feels. he puts on that placating smile of his when he's trying not to let his hurt show. and he shakes his head, though it takes him nearly a minute under your familiar gaze to do it.

"...no. forgive me. I must have mistaken you for an old friend."

it's you, and yet it's not.

and it never will be you again.

[animentality]

I feel like Blue Lock is peak queer bait, but I've made my peace with it.

Except if Reo and Nagi aren't fucking married by the end of the series, then I might plot this world's end.

[falllpoutboy]

so im slow but why i just realized the first words carmy says to sydney in s3 are “i’m so sorry” yet he freezes and ultimately can’t find it within himself to apologize to claire the entire season… it makes you think right…

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

thinking about puppet!Home. also thinking about that tidbit saying that Wally had to learn how to be gentle first as to not break things. combining both for maximum effect

[naamahdarling]

I fucked so much, so good, this weekend that I can literally barely walk. My ankles are stiff, my shins are clicking with every step, and my upper back hurts. My right shoulder and wrist ache, my grip is weak, and one finger (not even one that saw any action) inexplicably is painful to bend to the left and keeps seizing up. My left foot hurts, which isn't surprising considering I broke it a couple months ago, but the right foot and ankle hurt too. I don't know why. My problematically over-tight pelvic floor currently has the structural integrity of an unbaked tear-apart pretzel and the back of my bladder is sore. I feel like a dollar-store Barbie left outside for six years and now the fragile plastic of my hip joints is going to shatter the instant I try to spread my legs.

We went for several hours and when we surfaced I saw this text from my best friend:

Boyfriend is doing better than me, fortunately, because I am demolished.

What I'm getting at is we are two middle-aged trans-masc queers who have not physically transitioned beyond T. Please don't let ANYONE tell you that having a bio-penis you can penetrate with is required to pleasure someone.

[sage-lights]

oh no i tripped and fell and dropped this…

(actress!angela x bodyguard!amanda)