#nimrod ⋆˙⊹ headcanons

[strangewonderful]

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[fireinthefireproofvault]

I think my funniest Hogan’s Heroes headcanon is that General Burkhalter has a daughter but he saw how Klink got around his niece and thought Fuck No™ and literally never mentioned her ever.

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[spacemanxpaninis]

@feghoti this is it this is the post!!! One of my favorite headcanons for the whole show and IT HAS EVIDENCE! This is basically canon to me. I love everything about it. Albert my beloved antagonist blorbo

So, I was talking with a friend earlier about who Nimrod is. I know he was a one-off character, but I’m intrigued by the idea of someone whose identity is so secret, even Hogan doesn't know who they are. There's not much that man doesn't know! Now, I personally believe it's none other than General der Infantrie Albert Burkhalter. Here's why:

1) Burkhalter is a veteran of WW1, just Klink and Schultz are. There were a lot of people in that group who barely tolerated Hitler’s crowd. Burkhalter would have also remembered the destruction left after 1918, so maybe he just didn't want to see his country turned into rubble...again.

2) When Nimrod left that letter to Hogan, it began with, “My dear Colonel Hogan.” Only two people have ever addressed him that way…Burkhalter and Klink. Hogan would have recognized Klink’s writing right away if it’d been his, but he hasn’t seen the general’s often enough to do the same.

3) Those secret plans didn’t appear until after Burkhalter showed up to the camp. Also, Klink would have waited until after Hochstetter left to somehow slip them to Hogan if he had been Nimrod.

4) Getting a WW1 veteran who’s a 3-star general, a personal friend of Himmler, and a member of Hitler’s personal staff would have been the ultimate coup for the Allies. I think Burkhalter sensed Hitler was bad news from the start, but rather than object, cozied up to him because he agreed to be an Allied informer. Doing something noble - even if for no other reason than to protect his own skin - fits perfectly with the general's "me first" attitude.

5) Despite being on Hitler’s staff – and talking to him a lot, just like all his generals did – Burkhalter still thought ‘Hitler’ was real when Carter pretended to be him. Most people would recognize their own boss. (Personally, I think Burkhalter probably had a good laugh at Hogan’s trick once he was alone.)

6) The German headquarters never looked at Stalag 13 too closely, even with all the weird stuff going on there. Why? Because Burkhalter was running interference for the Heroes in Berlin. (I’m betting anything incriminating was immediately destroyed, while 95% of all the other incident reports were ‘misplaced’.)

7) Burkhalter kept bringing secret papers to the camp, with ‘Top Secret’ written in English instead of German so Hogan would be sure to notice them.

8) Burkhalter constantly told Klink things he had no need to be told about, knowing full well Hogan and his men had their listening device and could hear him. Ergo, he made sure any information they needed came directly from the house’s mouth, as it were.

What do those of you in the HH fandom think, my friends? I'm curious to know everyone's POV.

(Edited for two spelling errors and to change the text color.)

[iwant-fuitgummi]

my headcanons for genshin characters' full names (plus some canon ones lol) ^-^

Travelers:

Aether Sirius Viator

Lumine Spica Viator

Paimon Alycone Merope

Mondstadt:

Albedo Erich Kreideprinz

Amber Ida Hasenkamp-Xia

Astrologist Mona Magdalena Megistus

Barbara ��Barbie” Liselotte Pegg

Bennett Anselm Mallory

Dahlia Bram Batz

Diluc Bastian Ragnvindr

Diona Dafni Kätzlein

Eula Babette Lawrence

Fischl von Luftschloss Narfidort

Jeanette “Jean” Elke Gunnhildr

Kaeya Rivaan Alberich / Ragnvindr

Klee Käthe Kessler

Lisa Fiorella Minci

Michael “Mika” Clemens Schmidt

Noelle Petra Desroche

Razor Rolf Minci

Rosaria Karoline Nacht

Vanda “Sucrose” Anneliese Hertz

Varka Johann Bahl

Venti Detlef Daiber / Barbatos

Liyue:

Bai Chongyun

Cai Yanfei

Dai Yaoyao

Ding Xiao

Fei Xingqiu

Hu Tao

Huang Zhongli / Morax / Rex Lapis / Deus Auri

Lei Beidou

Lu Xinyan

Luo Ganyu

Luo Shenhe

Luo Xianyun

Mao Xiangling

Xue Baizhu

Xue Qiqi

Yan Yelan

Yao Ningguang

Yip Gaming

Yun Jin

Zhuang Keqing

Inazuma:

Arataki Itto

Kaedehara Kazuha

Kamisato Ayaka

Kamisato Ayato

Koizumi Chiori

Kujou Sara

Kuki Shinobu

Naganohara Yoimiya

Nekoba Kirara

Raiden Ei / Beelzebul

Raiden Shogun

Sangonomiya Kokomi

Shikanoin Heizou

Shikanoin Sayu

Takeishi Gorou

Thomas Oskar Rothschild / Akatsuki Thoma

Yae Miko

Sumeru:

Al-Haitham ibn Jamir ibn Zaid Sader

Candace bint Hamza ibn Ahmar Asim

Collei bint Tighnari ibn Zayd Habib

Cyno Cyrus Bamoun El-Hafez

Dehya bint Kusayla ibn Malek Hashim

Dori Yildiz / “Dori Sangemah Bay”

Faruzan Azimi

Imai Kunimitsu (Wanderer)

Kaveh Roshan

Layla Yildiz

Nahida Ijaz / Lesser Lord Kusanali / Buer

Nilou Golshan

Sethos Cyrus Bamoun El-Abdelfatteh

Tighnari ibn Zayd ibn Kyree Jubran

Fontaine:

Charlotte Benoîte LaFramboise

Chevreuse Cosette Caideux

Clorinde Maëlle Archambault

Emilie Rose Lavande

Freminet Corentin Snezhevich

Furina Regine Babineaux / “Furina de Fontaine”

Lynette Veronique Alarie-Snezhevna

Lyney Valentin Alarie-Snezhevich

Marion Devereaux Neuvillette

Navia Reine Caspar

Sigewinne Elyna Arquette

Warren Gaultier Wriothesley

Natlan:

Chasca Rivas

Citlali Xahuentitla

Iansan Kẹyinde

Kachina Nanatzcayan

Kinich Canek

Mavuika Whakatāne / Haborym

Mualani Ka’aukai

Oluwatoke Kọlade

Xilonen Nocelotl

Fatui (pretty much all of these will change as the game progresses):

Ajax Klimentovich Melnik / Tartaglia

Ceylse Aurelia Valerian / Columbina

Cosette Margot Bourreau / Sandrone

Crepus Arnfried Ragnvindr / Brighella

Jin Chaoxing / Pantalone

Peruere Genevieve Snezhevna / Arlecchino

Raiden Kunikuzushi / Scaramouche

Rosalyne-Kruzchka Lohefalter / La Signora

Rurik Vadimovich Vorobyev / Pulcinella

Ulrik Agnar Ingolf / Pierro

Tatiana Snezhevna Agapov / the Tsaritsa

Tlacelel Itzcuintlan / Il Captiano

Zandik Nazeri / Il Dottore

Hexenzirkel (again, will change):

Alice Thekla Kessler / "A"

Anya M. Andersdotter / "M"

Astromancer Barbeloth Oda Trismegistus / "B"

Inessa Ivanova Nikulina / "J"

Nicole Reeyn-Ragnvindr / "N"

Octavia Campana / "O"

Idun “Gold” Rhinedottir / "R"

NPCS!!!

(I HAVE A CLEAR FAVORITE NATION)

Mondstadt NPCs:

Adelinde Nett

Adelram Kreideprinz / Durin

Anna and Anthony Heilbrunn

Charles Schenck

Callirhoe Dupuis

Chloris and Flora Diefenbach

Cyrus Laukkanen

Donna Fenimore

Draff Kätzlein

Edith Rayne / Dr. Edith

Ella Musk

Ellin Sheridan

Elzer Boivin

Eury and Nimrod Poirot

Glory Taggart

Godwin Cross

Grace Kappel

Herrik Huffman

Hertha Bonamy

Maeve Livingstone / Dr. Livingstone

Margaret Winfrey

Marjorie Brightwen

Mellan König / Decarabian

Neven Gale / Dvalin

Patchi Driscoll

Patton Schüttmann

Sara Küchler

Siegfria Knochenmus

Timaeus Kloet

Vennessa Aguilar

Victoria Strohkirch

Vile Gagnon

Wagner McGowan

Liyue NPCs:

Gao Haixia / Beisht

Gao Shui / Osial

Huichen Guizhong / Haagentus

Mao Chaoxiang / Chef Mao

Mao Guoba / Marchosius / God of the Stove

Qui Tianlong / Azhdaha

Yi Nuo / Havria

Inazuma NPCs:

Arataki Takuya

Hinoyama Enjou

Raiden Makoto / Baal

Sumeru NPCs:

Amun Al-Ahmar / Deshret

Lilavati Trygve Alberich (post-marriage)'/ Lilavati Kartik Mishra (pre-marriage) / Kaeya's Mom

Nabu Malikata

Parisa Rukkhadevata

Fontaine NPCs:

Alouette Désirée Dupont / Egeria

Elynas Arsène Auclair

Fanchone Océane de Fontaine / Focalors

Remus Berceuse Adagio

all melusines (aside from sigewinne) have the surname "Auclair"

Snezhnaya NPCs:

Aleksander Klimentovich Melnik

Andronika Klimentevna Melnik

Anton Klimentovich Melnik

Teucer Klimentovich Melnik

Theodor Klimentovich Melnik

Tonia Klimentevna Melnik

Khaenri'ah NPCs:

Anfortas Asgeir Alberich

Caribert Alvar Alberich

Chlothar Flosi Alberich

Dainsleif Olan Asketill

Halfdan Munin Lien

Trygve Einar Alberich / Kaeya's Dad

Vedrfolnir Asketill / "the Sinner"

[fandom-junk-drawer]

The Witcher Headcanon (Modern Au) - Error 404 Brain Not Found: Bonus Scene - Part 11

"Hey, Geralt, isn't that your f***ing bard?" Lambert asked, pointing towards the sidewalk. He and Geralt were on their way back from the hobby store, and were waiting for the light to change.

Geralt scanned the moderately crowed sidewalk. Yep, that was Jaskier! The bard was doing a little window shopping at the jewelery store.

"Yeah, that's him,"

"It's close to lunch time, let's see if he wants to get someting to eat!"

"He'll probably say no," Geralt said.

"Well, then we'll just have to pursuade him!" Lambert replied.

Geralt glanced at the red-haired Witcher.

He grinned at Geralt mischeviously.

Geralt grinned back.

Jaskier looked over the jewlery in the window. There was a really nice ring that had caught his eye, and he also spied a necklace that he knew Yennefer would like. Maybe he would stop on the way home this afternoon and get them.

Jaskier continued on his way, heading to the studio. He paused to check his phone...

The light changed, and Geralt floored it...

As bystanders watched, the rusty old van swerved to the sidewalk. The sliding door whipped open, and a large, red-haired Witcher leapt out and grabbed the poor man who had stopped to check his phone.

The poor man is screaming and flailing as the scary Witcher drags him into the van. Or tries to. The man is certainly putting up a struggle. He is proving to be a bit difficult to hold on to...

Jaskier is putting his phone back in his pocket when hands grab him and start dragging him away. "Motherf***er!" he snarls when he recognizes Lambert, "Let me go!"

"You're coming with us!"

Jaskier, either genuinely unaware of how he sounded or just out of pure pettiness, started screaming, "Nooooo!" and desperately trying to break Lambert's grip.

Lambert finds himself trying to hold on to Jaskier, who is twisting, wiggling, flopping, randomly going dead weight, and making all kinds of noises.

He finally gets an arm around Jaskier's waist and a hand over his mouth just as he starts screaming, "Help!", and half frog-marches, half drags him towards the van.

He's almost there when Jaskier goes dead weight, slips out of Lambert's grasp, and tries to run. Lambert's grabbing the back of his shirt and trying to swing him towards the open van door.

Jaskier grabs a lamp post and is screeching and cussing as Lambert pries him off and drags him backwards towards the van.

Geralt is getting nervous in the van. This is taking way to long, and people are staring, and...sh*t here come the police. F**k.

Jaskier was clinging to the door frame of the van as Lambert tried to yank him inside when the authorities arrived.

Lambert abruptly let Jaskier go to put his hands up as the police surrounded them.

Jaskier fell to the ground with a surpirsed little yelp and was 'rescued' by an officer and put safely in the back of a police cruiser.

They hadn't even given him time to explain before they rushed back to assist in apprehending his kidnappers.

Things were not looking good. He dialed Yennefer's number and then hesitated. Pushing 'call' was practically a death sentence. Yennefer was going to f***ing kill them all in front of the police. They would probably be safer in jail...

Geralt and Lambert were cuffed and laying face down on the sidewalk, frantically trying to explain. The police seemed disinclined to listen due to all the eye-witness testimony.

F**k.

Jaskier swallowed hard and hit 'call'.

"We know him! He's our friend!" Lambert was saying as Yennefer arrived via portal. She was immediately confronted, and not happy about having guns pointed at her

"Don't f***ing point that thing at me! I'll turn the lot of you into toads, the King be d*mned!"

"I'll turn him into a toad as well!"

"Why is my husband on the ground in handcuffs?"

"Of course I know him, you nimrod, I just told you he is my f***ing husband! The other guy? Never seen him before in my life."

Lambert: *gasp of offended betrayal*

Geralt: *hmmm!* (translation: Yen, stop f***ing around!)

"Fine, yes, I know him. He's my brother-in-law, and he's a bigger dumba** than my husband! Now someone with an IQ of more than two digits tell me what's going on!"

"Kidnapping!?"

Yennefer looked at Geralt, Lambert, and Jaskier in turn.

Geralt was suddenly very busy studying an incredibly interesting crack in the sidewalk.

Lambert was pressing his face into the sidewalk so there would be absolutely no chance they could make eye contact.

Jaskier was sitting in the back of the police cruiser. When Yennefer looked at him, he had the audacity or wave.

"You a**clowns! I should just let them take all your a**es to jail!"

"We were just trying to take him to lunch!" Geralt tried to explain.

"By pulling up in a pedo van and snatching him off the street? Really, Geralt?"

"We didn't think he would put up a fight!" Lambert added.

"Shut up, Lambert, the adults are talking!"

"I'm sorry, officers. This is all just a big misunderstanding. The man they were trying to 'kidnap' is my brother-!"

"I thought I was your Darling Husband!" Jaskier interjected from the backseat of the police car.

Yennefer turned and gave him A Look, and a very graphic mental image of what she was going to do to certain parts of his anatomy if he didn't immediately shut the h*ll up.

Jaskier quickly shut his mouth and the car door. For his own safety.

Geralt and Lambert were given a chance to explain themselves, identities and relationships were confirmed, and the detainees were handed over to Yennefer.

The witch glared at them and pointed mutely at the van. They scrambled for it like horror movie victims making a last ditch effort to survive.

They probably weren't going to survive for long, judging by the sounds that began emanating from the van after the witch closed the sliding door behind her.

The police prudently packed up and left.

[anna-pineappel]

directors cut for Walk Through Fire? I’m especially interested in how it developed into a plot and evolved over time, what scenes you thought of first, and anything else that comes to mind!

Thanks for the ask, @meatsouuuuup!!! Just getting around replying to this now. How much time do you have? lol

(Note: at the time of this reply (July 4, 2024) I still have 2 Chapters to post, so I'll answer this without giving away the end, but I can circle back once the whole fic is posted).

Warning: this is a bit long, sorry not sorry!

Plot Origins:

So, I have 2 headcanons for Klogan and how they get together:

They are playing chess in Klink's quarters, they're drinking, and things happen - This is my fic Letting the Liquor Talk

They Banter/Argue in Klink's office and sexual tension... snaps - Which is what inspired Walk Through Fire

Walk Through Fire was supposed to be a one-shot, Chapter 1 - Unravel, like Letting the Liquor Talk. But then I decided it needed to be a two-parter because... I just kept writing lol. I wrote Chapter 1 kinda from Klink's perspective and Chapter 2 - Surrender to the Darkness, is more from Hogan's perspective.

However, it didn't stay a two-parter and before I knew it, I had a whole +40k fic on my hands! 😅 Let's get into it!

Evolution/First Scene(s):

I had Chapter 1, then 2, and Chapter 10 thought of first. After writing those chapters, I had a vague outline about scenes/plot points I wanted to include:

Schultz walking in on them - Chapter 3

The gang confronting Hogan in his office - Chapter 4

The Paris trip - Chapter 5

Hogan's disguise on New Year's Eve - Chapter 7

The gang listening on the coffee maker at the wrong time - Chapter 8

I wrote the main ideas for those chapters and then... I had to connect everything with a Plot™️. Luckily, once I wrote Schultz walking in and Chapter 3, it was a bit of a catalyst to other plot points, like the Paris trip.

I also decided that I needed something between Chapter 5 and 7, and then I got the idea for Klink to tell Hogan that he is Nimrod and then Hogan shows him the operation. It was with that chapter that the fic felt like an actual fic, since the relationship deepens.

Then, I was able to write the last half of Chapter 8, all of Chapter 9 (latest update), and changed some things around in Chapter 10. Chapter 11 was the last chapter I wrote, and the fic was almost only 10 chapters. But then I had an Idea™️.

Anything Else?

I wrote Chapter 4 - Secret Affair, while at the mechanic. There was something wrong with my vehicle and I waited 3-4 hours. At the time, the mechanic was an hour away, I couldn't get a shuttle, and my partner was at work so I brought my laptop and wrote some smut while I waited, like a Normal Adult.

I was going Through It™️ when I wrote Chapter 8 - Betrayal, and it got angsty very quickly. It was quite cathartic to write Hogan being angry and having a nightmare! And it inspired a whole other Whump WIP.

I wrote Walk Through Fire before any other fic. And my other fics served as a procrastination strategy when I didn't want to work on Walk Through Fire. Nothing like procrastinating on a WIP with other WIPs/Fics!

Hope you enjoy all that! 😊

[spacemanxpaninis]

Since I’ve started rewatching HH for the first time in almost a decade I’ve also started the head canon that Schultz was more aware of what was happening and on Hogan’s side (secretly) more than he was incompetent. So your tag really resonated with me!

Like, with Klink and his fellow countrymen he played the dumb part to keep his head low (and on!) but was more like … harboring contempt for them deep down. But Schultz is a smart man, he knew what was going down in Barracks 2, but said nah, not my business, but played the ignorant part enough to help aid Hogan & Co. as much as he could without getting a quick, cold, one way vacay to Russia.

Ofc it’s hard to back up sometimes bc the show is older and wasn’t really meant to have thorough, deep dives into the message it delivers, but 90% of the time I’m a “Schultz knew” truther (and sometimes even extend that to Klink, and once even Burkhalter when I was binge watching with a fever lol)

Anyway I’ll stop spamming. Go Schultz !

No you’re no spamming, everyone PLEASE come talk to me about HH in my ask box!!! Yes to all of this! Schultz completely knows and he says so! Or rather says he is turning a blind eye 😉 my dear HH friend @frau-wilhelm-klink has a great post about Burkhalter being Nimrod which is a headcanon I adore and will reblog soon! Also, Schultz is just such a sweet guy who even talks about being a soldier as just following orders and doing a job. He’s not invested in takeovers or the nazi party itself- fear and keeping his family/self safe are more important. He has so much more reason to support the heroes- canonically his whole philosophy is one of kindness and helping each other out, so yes! And also the fact that though they made plenty of jokes about him and used him for stuff, the guys were nicer to him than his superior officers. Bro runs a whole company- he can make decisions for himself and carry out plans! I just love the idea of there being secret allies the heroes don’t even know about. It’s so good and adds more nuance to my beloved silly show. Anyway you are so valid ilu 😌

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do not bring up Draff or Nimrod, I don't care if it's describing them in a more positive or negative light, you will be blocked.

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[priwenshallprevail]

Geoffrey when turned, becomes a Nemrod (Nimrod).

This is considered borderline canon.

𝔑𝔢𝔪𝔯𝔬𝔡 𝔬𝔯 𝔑𝔦𝔪𝔯𝔬𝔡 - 𝔄 𝔪𝔶𝔱𝔥𝔦𝔠𝔞𝔩 𝔣𝔦𝔤𝔲𝔯𝔢 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔯𝔢𝔰𝔱𝔩𝔢𝔰𝔰 𝔳𝔞𝔪𝔭𝔦𝔯𝔢 𝔥𝔲𝔫𝔱𝔢𝔯. 𝔖𝔬𝔪𝔢𝔱𝔦𝔪𝔢𝔰 𝔡𝔢𝔰𝔠𝔯𝔦𝔟𝔢𝔡 𝔟𝔶 𝔅𝔯𝔦𝔱𝔦𝔰𝔥 𝔈𝔨𝔬𝔫𝔰 𝔞𝔰 𝔞 𝔩𝔢𝔤𝔢𝔫𝔡𝔞𝔯𝔶 ℌ𝔲𝔫𝔱𝔰𝔪𝔞𝔫 𝔴𝔥𝔬 𝔬𝔫𝔩𝔶 𝔣𝔢𝔢𝔡𝔰 𝔬𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔬𝔰𝔢 𝔥𝔢/𝔰𝔥𝔢 𝔥𝔲𝔫𝔱𝔰 , 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔠𝔬𝔲𝔩𝔡 𝔤𝔬 𝔲𝔫𝔫𝔬𝔱𝔦𝔠𝔢𝔡 𝔟𝔶 𝔟𝔬𝔱𝔥 𝔪𝔬𝔯𝔱𝔞𝔩𝔰 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔦𝔪𝔪𝔬𝔯𝔱𝔞𝔩𝔰 𝔞𝔩𝔦𝔨𝔢.

However , until then.. That gene lies dormant. Yes, I headcanon that it is more of a DNA split than just mental projection within self-loathe. To me, it would take far more than a self-loathing hunter turned newborn to become one. Nemrods are rare afterall. Because of this dormancy, it is also what makes his blood special. Downright appealing to beasts. That even as a human McCullum's blood holds a different scent all together. With taste that would land not quite bitter, not quite sweet -- but somewhere in between. A unique blend in aroma and flavor. Standing out from all the rest.

To some vampires it could be enthralling. To others it could provide warning. Entirely depends on a beast's sense for taste. Or over all knowledge of their world around them. Not many know of the Nemrod, some even claim it an old wives tale.

This scent would triple were the setting be leaning toward McCullum gradually turning from the King Arthur's blood. Unbeknownst to himself over how slow that Verse takes rot.

[vitospaghetta]

In honor of Green Day's new album coming out recently and today being Dookie's 30th anniversary, I figure this is as good a time as any to share with y'all my most self-indulgent Leon headcanon:

Leon likes/listens to Green Day.

And yes, it may be self-indulgent given the fact that GD was my all-time favorite band growing up, HOWEVER!! I have some solid logic backing this up.

Let me preface this by saying that I am, by no means, saying that Leon's a Green Day fan in any way that is more than strictly casual. Consider this a sub-headcanon, but Leon's a pretty casual guy. I don't think he's a diehard fan of anything. He's a gen-x'er, and he's a normal gen-x'er at that. He grew up during a time where if you liked anything a little bit too much (openly, anyway), you were considered a weirdo. I can take one look at his windbreaker + Definitely Not Adidas sneaker combo Capcom had him wearing at the start of RE2 Remake and tell you that this guy was a little trend-chaser. Probably wanted to be well-liked and to fit in. He was the kinda guy who dropkicked his childhood interests into the ocean the second his ass hit high school, lest he make himself even the slightest bit cringe. He's also just a very casual guy in general. Laid back. Not the type to obsess much over anything.

But his high school years are exactly why I have this headcanon. The entire foundation of it is that Leon was in high school when Dookie was released in 1994. I can say, with absolute confidence, that there is no way this man could have escaped the Green Day craze. I always say that Dookie is an amazing coming of age record, and its impact on America's youth at the time is a testament to that. Dookie brought punk rock to the mainstream in a way that was still new and exciting. It was relatable and really resonated with younger people, which made the band insanely popular. To put it into perspective, Green Day was playing gigs in basements, back yards, and small clubs prior to Dookie's release on February 1, 1994, and by December of the same year they were playing Madison Square Garden. The post-Dookie Green Day craze was real.

There's no way Leon didn't hear one of the album's singles on the radio, or at a friend's house, or in someone's car. He'd fall in love with Basket Case, buy the CD to hear the entire album, and the rest is history. A Green Day enjoyer is born.

It's also worth noting that I headcanon that Leon primarily listens to rock music -- always has -- but in-step with him being very casual about stuff, I think he's a very 'I vibe with anything that gets radio play' kinda guy. He liked songs that were popular. Ones that were brought to his attention. That's, in great part, how you discovered new music.

So, all that being said, the best way to summarize his relationship with Green Day and this whole headcanon is this:

Has he ever been a diehard fan who's seen them in concert, worn band tees, or even loves most of their discography? No.

But you know Nimrod absolutely existed in the glove compartment of his car leading up to Raccoon City just because it's the album that had "Good Riddance (Time Of Your Life)" on it.

[strangewonderful]

tag drop pt 3!

[lawlietscaramels]

Hi! I wanted to send a request, if possible, for Mello with a s/o who wants to surpass someone with whom they have a rivalry, but in the field of ice skating? ( sorry for my english, but it's not my native language)

Ice Skating and Rivals ╾ Mello

Sure! did it in HC/story snippets mix cause idk how to write it full story or full headcanons lmao

I... do not know a lot about either ice-skating or having a rival...

But let's go!

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Mello would understand your feelings, in fact this is probably one of the few situations where he's able to quickly pick up exactly what's happening from how you're acting

Though he's probably going to assume it's a blood rivalry or something...

it's best to make sure he knows it's more of a friendly "goodwill competition" before he does something drastic

You raise your eyebrows as you see Mello with a variety of power tools in his arms. He is too preoccupied looking back at the door to notice you, and he bumps into you.

"Where are you going with that?"

"...You need an advantage in the competition, right?"

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Once he's clear on what's actually going on between you and your rival, he's just there to support you.

turning up at every.. I don't know what they're called. competition? show? with a banner that has a badly drawn picture of your face on it

he's so loud it's actually really distracting

he's been kicked out hahahah

"I- hey, get ya' hands off of me! Oi! Don't you know who I am? I'M HERE TO SUPPORT MY PARTNER, THE BEST DARN ICE SKATER HERE, YOU NIMRODS—"

Oooh, dear, it looks he's about to punch someone in the face.

...

Well, the picture is bad enough nobody can tell you're his partner, at least...

He'd probably suggest his strategies for beating Near to help you

"Er, Mello, I can't solve more cases than my rival."

"Why not?!"

"Mello, you realise we're ice skaters, not detectives, right?"

He may be projecting a little too much.

In general he's a big fan of ice-skating, rival or no

He's watched Yuri on Ice and Blades of Glory with you, and has come to every one of your training sessions (I really don't know if I'm using the right terminology I do not do sports) to watch you. Mello doesn't have time? HE'LL MAKE TIME!!

Would lowkey try to push you towards the Olympics

because you're the best ever

But back to the rivalry

Even if you lose to your rival again and again, he's there to support you. And he'll also encourage you when you're feeling down or need to get better!

Mello breaks a bar of chocolate with a loud snap beneath his teeth. "Of course you can do it. You can do anything! I've managed to go a whole five minutes talking to you without setting something on fire! Big achievement, you know."

You can't help but laugh. You kind of have to laugh because he'd better be joking...

That said there's a suspicious amount of fires in Mello's wake, huh...

...

"Well, thanks for the support!" And you peck him on the cheek.

Hmhmhm all I really know about ice-skating is learnt from movies and books hahahah...

Mello would really like the costumes + music I think

He'd be willing to practise with you, but he'd be really really bad at it. It's a safety concern. It's an everything concern. But it's sweet.

would throw rocks and insults at your rival

better keep an eye on him.

𝖎𝖋 𝖞𝖔𝖚 𝖑𝖎𝖐𝖊𝖉 𝖎𝖙 ˏˋ⋆˖⁺˖⁀➷ 𝖕𝖑𝖊𝖆𝖘𝖊 𝖗𝖊𝖇𝖑𝖔𝖌 + 𝖋𝖔𝖑𝖑𝖔𝖜

[tuttle-4077]

Other random headcanons:

Olsen (my favourite canon extra) gets a newish treatment with every writer, but here are my facts about him:

His first name is Jerrick, and he goes by Rick.

His parents are from Denmark (close-ish to the pre-1920 German-Denmark border) and they moved to America shortly after WWI. Olsen was born in America and loves his country. He's quintessentially American- a flag waver literally born on the Fourth of July.

He grew up in Chicago and, as a child, was obsessed with gangsters. It was Al Capone's soup kitchens that kept him fed through the worst of the Depression. And, being from Chicago, Olsen is also obsessed with Adam's Ribs. (He'd walk on his knees through a blizzard for them!)

He's a crack shot.

He speaks Danish and English. He speaks German, too, but can't do so without a Danish accent. He can also cobble together enough French to communicate. And just enough Swedish to tell any Swede he encounters that their country is garbage.

He was part of 504th Bomb Group (hey, that's Hogan's command!) but was shot down on his very first bombing run (Journey of a Little Deer put that on August 17, 1942- in real life, it was the first all-American bombing run of the war). He had the opportunity to escape to Spain, but got involved with the French Resistance. He evaded capture and helped the Resistance for 3 months before being shot. His French comrades managed to save him, but his injury was too severe so they dressed him in his uniform and turned him over to the Germans as a newly shot down American. He managed to escape Gestapo scrutiny and was shipped off to a Dulag. He kept a very low profile as he recovered and was eventually sent to Stalag 13.

He's sort of a junior Hogan. which is one reason why he's the outside man. Hogan knows he can handle himself, but, also, they are so alike that they would probably end up butting heads if they were in camp together too much.

Olsen often eliminates threats to Hogan's operation before they even turn up on Hogan's radar. He does so through his own actions, but also by manipulating the Gestapo to take care of it.

Sorry, I have a lot of Olsen headcanons. Mostly because we don't know a whole heck of a lot about Olsen. If he were a main character, I would write him an origin story, but he's not and it feels like it would be too much like writing a story about an OC than an HH story. So, I'm just dumping my thoughts on him here.

I should also note that I realize I may be criticized for making our heroes too... well, heroic (bordering on Gary Stu territory?). In Journey of a Little Deer, Carter is far more competent than the show gives him credit for. I've created a rather impressive background for Olsen. LeBeau made a daring last stand that was crazy and crazy brave. But, here's the thing. I think these guys have to have more than the average amount of courage. The Papa Bear organization is insane, dangerous, and incredibly successful. I don't think London dropped any of these men there on purpose. Hogan was pitched the idea but shot it down because he was a flyer first and foremost and had no interest in the espionage game (again, according to my own headcanon). But then he was shot down and Nimrod himself presented him with the opportunity while Hogan was wasting away in a Gestapo cell. (The terrible lighting in said cell prevented Hogan from identifying who Nimrod was). So Hogan was really the only person purposefully sent to Stalag 13 and that was only after he had the misfortune of being shot down. All the other men fell into Hogan's lap and, of the 400 or so men in camp, he found the ones with the skills and guts needed to make the operation work. So, yes, they all have incredible stories and are incredibly skilled in their areas of expertise. And that's why the operation works.

Sorry, that was a ramble. Onto more headcanons (unless you're sick of them. Then you can stop reading. But I'm putting them out here anyway.)

Mavis Newkirk (Newkirk's sister who is mentioned in a throwaway line during the show), is a radio operator who communicates with Papa Bear as Goldilocks. Read her story here. (One of my early works. Sorry, it's rough. But I also take credit for being the first to make Mavis part of Intelligence.)

Goldman, one of the background characters in Barracks 2, is the same Goldman from M*A*S*H. How he changed branches and got a demotion, I don't know. But it's the same guy.

Burkhalter works for Nimrod, but isn't Nimrod. He's not Nimrod's most trusted agent- he'll definitely get into some shady things if he thinks it will benefit him- but, overall, he's loyal to Nimrod. He doesn't know that Klink knows, but realizes he's good for Nimrod's plans. This is why he's always bringing important people or scientists to Stalag 13. Because he knows they'll be dealt with. But the stress definitely gets to him and he usually takes it out on Klink.

Hogan's father is in intelligence. He is aware of the operation but doesn't allow himself to get close to it in any way. During WWI, he went behind enemy lines, freed a few men from German captivity, and then went on a sabotage spree as they made their way to the front lines again.

Hogan and crew don't plan out every point of an escape route for the people they're helping. The lines are too long, and too much can go wrong. They are aware of all the lines and have important contact points along the way, but those contact points make decisions based on the prevailing conditions about when and where an escaping POW is moved along. These contacts keep in touch with Papa Bear, but, despite what we see in the show (I know, I'm breaking canon), Hogan rarely contacts submarines to let them know when and where a prisoner should be picked up. And if he does, it's only because the escape line contact can't do it themselves.

Tiger doesn't just stop her activities once Paris is liberated. She continues her underground activities in Belgium and The Netherlands. She is killed shortly before the end of the war (possibly during The Battle of the Bulge). She and Hogan have a son named Bernard (strong/brave as a bear) who Hogan finds some years after the war ends. Read that story here.

Hogan had a little brother, William, who died when he was young.

And... I think that may be it. My headcanons are constantly evolving as I read and write HH fanfiction.

Looking forward to seeing any of your headcanons. But, be warned, if I like them, I may just incorporate them into mine. (Who knows, maybe if all of us agree on enough, some of them will become 'fanon'!)

What are your top 3 headcanons for Hogan's Heroes in general?

What are your top 3 headcanons for each character?

[jilted-love]

Imagine McReid as Merlin AU tho. As in Merlin BBC. As in, Jonathan Reid is a nimrod vampire. Which means he can blend well with humans and no one can see past his vampirism. He can even eat normal food. He can walk under the sun. He just also happens to crave blood so badly it hurts. So he becomes Priwen's doctor because Myrdin Wylt tells him he is destined to save London but he needs Geoffrey's help and Geoffrey needs his. He is the most powerful vampire to ever walk on Earth and he is ally to the leader of the Guard of Priwen, Geoffrey McCullum. But he's sure his friends will kill him if they ever know. So he uses his blood and shadow powers to help them fight other vampires but discreetly while also struggling with not biting Geoffrey's prat head.

[fandom-junk-drawer]

The Witcher Headcanon (Modern AU) - Upset - Part 1

(Whump fic disguised as a headcanon)

Jaskier was typically outgoing, charming, and had an amazing sense of humor. He was good-natured and wasn't one to get upset easily. Except when it came to Valdo Marx. That a**hole was a completely different story!

But Jaskier did get angry, or sad, or got his feelings hurt, like any normal person. And while he did get upset, he was also quick to forgive his friends. He may not forgive himself as quickly or easily, but would always forgive the people closest to his heart.

He had even forgiven Geralt for abandoning him on the mountain, but Geralt wasn't so sure Jaskier was going to forgive him for this...

Geralt and Jaskier had just pulled into the driveway when Jaskier had been called away for band business. He'd jumped out of Van Roach, broken the world's speed record for showering, thrown on clean clothes, and headed over to their little studio.

Geralt had been left to unpack everything from their recent roadtrip: two weeks on the Path, hunting monsters in Temeria. He was tired, but he had to get the van cleaned out and restocked for the next trip. He gave it a good vacuuming, took out all the empty food containers and packaging, and tossed all the empty cans and bottles.

He shampooed the carpet and seat where Jaskier had spilled his drink after Geralt hit the brakes quite suddenly, on purpose, after Jaskier kept forgetting to put his seatbelt on, and wouldn't stop putting his feet up on the dashboard. Jaskier had folded in half with a surprised shriek, and Geralt had to stop to pull his a** out of the footwell.

Geralt restocked the medical supply cabinet, then bundled all the bedding up and shoved it into the washing machine. Was it overloaded? Most likely. Was Yen going to be mad? Not if she didn't find out. Geralt left the machine to do its job and f**ked off to go do something else until it was time to dry everything.

After half an hour of sitting in front of the tv, he heard the washing machine stop, so he peeled himself off the couch and went to shove everything in the dryer. He was pulling the blankets and sheets out when he saw it...

Geralt experienced a mental pause while his brain devoted most of its function into verifying that what his eyes were seeing was really true.

Then came the wave of panic as he carefully pulled the blanket out of the washer. Ohsh*tohsh*t! It had gotten mixed in with the other bedding, and he hadn't noticed! Sh*t! Oh gods! Were the tattered spot worse, or had they always looked like that? Ohhhhhhhhhh.....

Yennefer was out in her herb garden when she heard Geralt swear loudly and emphatically, "FFFFAAAAAAAHHHHKKKKKHHHH!!!!". She ran inside immediately, and heard him swear again in the laundry room.

She flung door open, voice raised in righteous fury, "You better not have overloaded the washing manchine again, Geralt!", and froze on the spot when she saw Geralt standing there, holding a blanket.

Yennefer gasped, experiencing the same panic as Geralt when she recognized the familiar, but now much cleaner looking ratty blanket. That wasn't just any blanket. It was Jaskier's blankie. And Geralt had just washed it! Their eyes locked, and a single thought passed between them,

oH sH*T!

They both knew the significance of what had just happened. They were f**ked. There was no way to fix this. Geralt's brain made a valiant effort though, and coughed up an absurd, but simple solution.

"Yen, quick, magic it back to the way it was!"

"What?!"

"Just...I don't know, put the...the 'yuck' back on it!"

"You want me to just magic decades of drool, dirt, sweat, and gods know what else back on to it? What the f**k, Geralt?"

"Ok, ok, then at least put the stink back on it so it will smell like it did before I accidentally washed it!"

"I can't, you nimrod! I don't know what it smells like!"

Geralt gave the blanket an experimental sniff. That one corner still smelled funky to him. Maybe it was going to be okay.

Yennefer burst his bubble. "He's not a Witcher! He doesn't have your sense of smell!" She took a sniff herself. All she could smell was lavender and linen. "And I don't either!"

"D*mn, it's a little...uh...ragged too!" Yennefer groaned, looking at the bits where some of the old, slapped on patches had frayed and pulled away from the other bits of fabric. There were stringy bits, and small areas where the old batting was showing through.

Geralt felt his heart sink with dread. The blankie was mostly in one piece, just a little 'battle worn', but it was still obviously damaged and would need repair.

Oh, f**k, we're...f**ked!"

They were very much f**ked because that was when Jaskier walked in. He knew something was wrong. He could sense dread and urgency through Yennefer's mental link as soon as he walked into the house.

Jaskier opened the laundry room door and froze. He saw Geralt holding his blankie. Saw the open door of the washing machine. Saw the ragged look of his blankie. Smelled laundry soap. And put one and one together.

"You...you...washed it..." he said, his voice small and flat. Geralt and Yennefer both flinched. Jaskier slowly reached out and took the damp blanket from Geralt's hands. He started trembling then, and Geralt could smell the distress coming off him. It was making him sick to his stomach.

Jaskier ran his hand over one frayed patch where the stitching had given way, his thougths racing as he tried to both process what had happened, and simultaneously come up with a way to fix it.

"Jask, I-!" Geralt began to try to explain, reaching over to lay a comforting hand on Jaskier's shoulder.

Jaskier jerked away from him, "No!" he barked, his voice rough and tight. He was shaking now.

"No..." he whimpered, his voice sounding small and broken. Yennefer gasped when, out of pure distress, he started banging his fist on his head and repeating "No" over and over.

Geralt grabbed his wrist, "Hey! Stop it!"

Jaskier twisted and jerked, then tensed up as he felt a familiar pain flare in his chest. "F**k you!" he cried, suddenly angry. "F**k you, Geralt! F**k you!"

"Geralt, his chest-!" Yennefer said quickly, feeling the pain through their link.

Geralt immediately released his grip.

Jaskier stumbled as Geralt let go. He took a step back and bumped up against the counter, sliding down to sit on the floor. He felt light-headed.

"Breathe, Jaskier..." Yennefer said, her voice full of concern. She crouched beside him and lightly slapped at his cheek until he blinked and took a breath.

Yennefer tried to press her hand to his chest, to feel if those ribs had separated from his sternum again, but he turned away from her slightly.

"Let me see, Nightengale. Please?" She asked quietly.

Jaskier shook his head and hugged his damp blanket to his chest, sniffling and trying to get a hold of himself. "Get out." he said quietly after a minute.

"Jaskier," Yennefer said gently, pulling on his hand when he started fisting his hair. "Let's get your blankie in the dryer, okay?"

He didn't look at her, just stared at the floor numbly, holding his wet blanket, eyes glistening with tears.

"Jask?" Geralt rumbled softly.

"Just f**k off, both of you. Please."

Geralt looked at Yennefer, who nodded. They quietly left the room...