#nicotino

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Feel free to help this breach containment- I'd love to see what people outside of my own fandoms will feel about it. (Tagging my own fandoms that I've seen one or more of these metaphors in.)

(Edit: I've already gained enough responses through the tags to make a follow-up poll to this one with new metaphors. Debating whether to drop it once this one ends or to just drop it asap.)

[seanteale]

This is soooo nicotino 😭

And there’s many more 😭😭😭😭

[freetobeafcknriot]

so if you don't know, don't give up, 'cause you never know what the new day might bring.

[skambigbang]

Adding yet another remake verse to our collection with a Nicotino romance, bringing us up to 6 total verses, the most ever in a Big Bang! Read it now on the 2023 Skam Big Bang A03 collection at the link below. And remember to show all our stories and art all the love by reading, kudoing and commenting!

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Chapters: 1/15 Fandom: SKAM (Italy), Un Professore (TV 2021) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Niccolò Fares/Martino Rametta, Simone Balestra/Domenico "Mimmo" Bruni Summary:

Capitolo 1 (ITA): Crossover SkamIT&Un Prof

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if only italy was real 😔

[ahalliance]

starhalo.... insuline et nicotino.............

oh starhalo….. any french bbh ship automatically has a good level of makes sense to me, and any dynamic with the strange ass mind games + the weird back and forth of trying to decipher said mind games + yet still silent understanding of one another when it comes to the most important things that starhalo has is compelling to me :3 both of the characters’ aro, non traditional approaches to romance also elevates the ship to me !! they’re not sitting down for a normal relationship any time soon and i find that Good <3

INSULINE ET NICOTINE TOPTIER <3 THE type of dynamic of me: that one quote antoine said about étoiles (the ‘he’s my best friend, also my boyfriend, my brother in arms, also not my boyfriend, etc.’ quote) sums up why i adore their relationship on the server; ambiguous and unlabelled as hell yet very deep and important nonetheless . old married couple vibes except they’re both just sorta insane and call each other sluts (among Other Wild Things as well) to their faces . absolutely love them

og post here

[diari0deglierrori]

Tagged by @omarfor-orchestra, @technicallycleverdetective aaand @gaysessuale quite some time ago, but I’m bored rn and have a lot of things to do so I’m doing this instead ❤️ since this took me a while to write some things are no longer d’actualité but I’m just crossing them instead of deleting just because, and also because three people tagged me so each will get one 🫶🏼 (in most categories, in others I can’t think of anything more)

3 ships:

Nicotino Skam It

Naditza/Filippo MF

I can’t think of a third one, I’ve been searching my head for over 10 minutes and nothing comes up?? Simuel UP, perhaps?

First ever ship:

Frankly I have no idea, depends when we start counting. Maybe Katniss/Peeta from the Hunger Games ?

Last song:

Comme Tu Dis - Pomme

Siamo A Metà - Leo Gassmann

Boys Don’t Cry - Mikolas Josef

Last movie:

Il Bagno Turco (1997)

Come Des Frères (2012)

Les Petits Mouchoirs (2010)

Not to spoil but like all of them made me cry

Currently reading:

Le Otto Montagne - Paolo Cognetti and Can You Keep a Secret - Sophie Kinsella (aka the only book in english I could find here, I wanted to read a bit in english too) this hasn’t changed at all because I don’t think I even opened them again after I first wrote this whoops

Currently watching:

oh boy, so many things I think, sometimes I start shows and then forget about them for a while. La Porta Rossa, Les Combattantes, Succession, New Girl, WWDITS, Fleabag, Tutto Chiede Salvezza, You, From Scratch, Je Te Promets, La Faute à Rousseau aaand I just remembered I never watched the last episode of Generazione 56k 🫣 And other things I’m probably forgetting. And of course Mare Fuori!! I finished it since then :( ahh and I still need to watch the second season of Young Royals so you could count that already

Currently consuming:

my patience cereals

Craving:

a little bit of courage to do the things I want to do. Or like, pizza too, I haven’t had that in a while. And a spritz.

Some of you may have already done it by now but I’m tagging: @suicide-inthe-trenches , @breaddo , @sassy-sara , @evadingreallife , @abissalemp3 , @fcblues , @violeblanche , @sophiamcdougall , @pezzo-di-paradiso

[mirmidones]

im a couple months late, but due vite is a nicotino song

[zenjiiejiie]

Alright: EVAK time.

(Sorry this took so long)

1. David X Matteo (Davenzi)

Here we go; They are my #1 because I relate to both of them so fucking much as a masc trans person with a MI- them being my top EVAK comes from my love for them as characters (separately) rather than their relationship, though I adore that as well.

Matteo, very obviously imo, suffers from a major depressive disorder- and that's just my peer review. I could talk for hours about Matteo, his addiction, and his depression, from a professional point of view as well (as someone who's about to be a sophomore psychology major)

David, to me, is also so relatable. His issues with gender and his reaction to being outed were actually probably better than how I'd react, not to mention he's just such a loveable person, haha.

Their relationship means a lot to me, this series also shows that EVAK would end up together even if the story isn't the same because in this universe Isak is the one with a MI, in this universe Even is trans, not Bipolar; and while it changes things evak is still evak no matter what.

Plus it's a big fuck you to the people who say that ur not gay if you date a trans guy.

2. Elliot x Lucas (Elu)

Like I said, Elu are what put them In fourth so no wonder they're so high up! To be honest I just think that they, and their season, to just be very beautiful.

I love the way they handled Elliott's Bipolar disorder, I saw complaints that it wasn't as subtle (or maybe it was the other way around in not sure right now lol) as Even's and to that I say: because he's not Even. He's the series Even but he isn't him they have had different lives, no matter how similar, and everyone's symptoms are different.

And Lucas; God I just LOVE Lucas. I love the way he treats Elliott I love the relationship he has with the girl squad I love the friendships he has with the boys.

It also might be because I was able to see so much of them after their season compared to the other versions (up to s6)

3. Sander x Robbe (Sobbe)

I LOVE THEM.

Sorry- but I really do. I love how differently they showed Sanders MI I love that robbe didn't move in until later in the season I love the relationship between these two with the others in the show I love that they're different than the other Evak's but also the same. They're just beautiful and I love them.

Robbe breaking up with Noor before really starting with Sander, him having to apologize to Sander for running away, them getting hurt. All of that meant a lot to me no matter how much it hurt to watch. Sander and that's absolutely devastating scene when Robbe found him... I'll cry.

Plus, all the WTFOCKDOWN and post s3 stuff was nice, haha.

4. Even x Isak (Evak)

DON'T HATE ME!!! I'm sorry they're so low 💔 I love them with all my heart, they are the OGs they helped me a lot personally with being okay with who I am.

This is why it's so hard to rank my Evaks 💔 I always feel so bad for putting any of them outside of the top 3 but as much as I love them as the OGs and as much as a adore them they just don't hit the same as my top 3- I don't have the same connection or amount of time that the others do when it comes to me

They mean a lot to me; but I don't connect with them as much as I do Matteo and David or Robbe and Sander and I don't have as much time with them as I do with Elliott and Lucas

5. Martino x Niccolo (Nicotino)

They cute or whatever.

Loved how they changed Marti's relationship with his mama, especially as they were s2, not s3, but other than that, all I remember was that they were low-key cute whoops

Ranking of different skam/evak remakes?

So we're ranking my children now? This feels so wrong....

JK LETS FUCKING GOOO

So before I start, I'm gonna let you know that I haven't seen SKAM España or SKAM Netherlands (So I won't be ranking them at all) + as SRAM is still airing their s1 I won't be ranking them either!

Also, this is so long, so I'll post the EVAK rankings in a separate post! (Definitely didn't accidentally post this too soon and meant to do them both in one post)

Alright, first, I'll do my SKAM rankings which the reasoning for are quite short as I try my best not to mention the evak of the series as I will be talking about them in the evak rankings but they are as follows:

1. WTFOCK

I debated putting WTFOCK in second just because of Kato's season ngl, but in the end, they have some of my FAVORITE characterization's in any SKAM remake. Mainly, their characterizations of those in the flat share family (Milan, Zoë, Robbe, Senne, Sander) as for once they actually feel like a family during season 3 unlike some other variations (skam france).

I haven't spoken about it before, but most characterization's of The Eskild variation I don't like, but that's just because in most, it really feels like that don't care about the Isak (especially in SKAM France) but that's just me.

Their William (Senne) is the best version of him ever, and I can actually see how him and Zoë ended up together compared to the previous versions and tbh I love Noora in (almost) any version so I don't have much to say about her haha

But anyway, Senne and Zoë are like Robbe's parents, and Milan is basically Robbe's dad I said what I said

I love Jens, I love Jana, and I LOVE what they did during lockdown (the WTFOCKDOWN) all in all I just love the series and rewatch s1, 2, 3, wtfockdown, and s5 often (I'll even rewatch Their s7 as well)

2. DRUCK (SKAM Germany)

I've said before that DRUCK has one of the only 'Next Gen'/Original Characters that I can stand (Sascha Belin) but even outside of that I adore this series. Maybe it's because I knew a bit of German going into it (my family is German though I'm American) or maybe it's because they are close to me in age (I graduated in 2023) or maybe it could even be because I'm a trans person myself I'm not really sure, but DRUCK just hit different than the rest of the SKAM's do.

Plus, I can feel the love that Hans has for Matteo the same way I can feel the love Milan has for his boy Robbe 🤷‍♂️

I adore Matteo and Sascha, I would die for David, and I love Hanna (who may just be my favorite version of Eva ever)

3. SKAM

Yep, the original SKAM is in the top 3 (where else would it be?) To be honest, the only reason it's not first is because of characterization. Mainly William and Eskild's.

As I mentioned before, I am not a huge fan of Eskild. Though I do love him, I think that he's just a bit too much for me, lol. God, I hate William, though - in every variation execpt for Senne, and will never understand how Noora fell for such an asshole.

Anyway, I would say that no one can outdo the original, but obviously, that's not true (for me), but I will say that the original will always be special. It brought out so many important topics, like mental health, in a time that it wasn't common and was my heartstopper. It helped me come to terms with my MI and queerness and that's something I will always love it for.

4. SKAM France

I know, I know, "but SKAM France is so good!! It's the best version!!" WRONG! While I'll admit, France has one of the best s3 the over all series was NOT the best SKAM version that I've seen (though it's not the worse either)

Their William (Charles) was the worst pit of all of them, and so was their Eskild (Mika) I don't know why I feel that way about Mika but God that man gets on my nerves, though I'm happy he gets a partner in s5 (the first ever Eskild to do that) I just can't stand him.

Not to mention, it went on for way too long. Like I've said before, I rarely ever like the original characters, and this rings so true for SKAM France- they should have just kept it to Arthur and Lola (as they both had connections to the SKAM characters from the first seasons)

The only reason it's #4 is because of Elu and Yann. Hell, I can barely stand their Noora, and Eva that's saying something.

5. SKAM Italia

So, like, It's not the best remake, but it's not SKAM Austin, so it's next to last haha tbh I liked Marti and Nico but other than that it wasn't,,, great?? Like, I don't know. I like it, I'll rewatch it. I don't really have anything to say, negative or positive, about this version (that isn't evak varient related at least)

6. SKAM Austin

Die. Die. Die. Die this show should never have been made it fucking sucks I hate hate HATE it, shay was the only okay character.

Listen, I'm allowed to hate it. Do you know how excited I was to have a SKAM not only in my country but my hometown??? I don't live in Austin anymore so I feel safe saying that but fuck man I was so happy and then they put out that fucking bullshit- I couldn't even get through the first fucking episode.

[seanteale]

[annefraid]

Marti and Nico on Halloween 2018 and 2020

[snowwwwhiteeb]

I miss them 💓

[revengeisalwaysanoption]

Ventidue. Il quarto di secolo si avvicina sempre di più e ancora non sei laureato, non hai un lavoro stabile e non sei nemmeno sposato. Non sei neanche più sicuro di voler continuare con la specialistica, visto che non hai idea di quale campo ti interessi di più — quei simpaticoni dei tuoi amici suggeriscono Geriatria, la mamma ti vedrebbe bene come ortopedico — e stai seriamente prendendo in considerazione di ricominciare tutto da capo e iscriverti a Veterinaria.

Niccolò sdrammatizza, ricordandoti che eri tu quello che diceva che bisogna vivere la vita minuto per minuto e che se nel prossimo minuto vuoi diventare il dottore delle giraffe più famoso al mondo a lui sta più che bene.

“Il tuo lavoro non definisce chi sei come persona. Certo, visto che ti toccherà farlo fino a quando sarai ottantenne anche nel corpo, oltre che nello spirito, sarebbe meglio non lo detestassi… Ma per pagare le bollette puoi anche diventare, che so', autista dell'ATAC.” Rincara la dose, di tanto in tanto.

Perfino tuo padre ti dice che hai solo ventidue anni e hai tutto il tempo di reinventarti quante volte vuoi.

Che poi, te ne danno già ventidue dal primo gennaio — nonostante tu insistessi che no, erano ancora ventUNO — quindi…

22; Nicco sostiene sia un numero importante, lo scrive dappertutto in questi giorni e non sai se sia per prenderti per il culo — preferisci altre maniere, in tal caso, molto più piacevoli — e forse ora che hai aperto il biglietto di auguri con sopra un gigantesco 22 capisci pure perché.

“Il 22 è uno dei numeri più potenti ed è un segnale di qualcosa di potente nella tua vita in grado di trasformare i sogni nobili in realtà. È connesso alla sicurezza delle proprie azioni, è un numero pragmatico, ambizioso e indisciplinato.

Infatti viene associato alla gioventù e ai tumulti emozionali che si provano da ragazzi. Se stai vivendo una particolare relazione di coppia il numero 22 è un invito a osare, a chiedere e sperimentare con il tuo partner”

Che sia un modo piuttosto contorto di Niccolò per chiederti di provare qualcosa di nuovo? Potrebbe darsi.

Bè, non avresti nulla in contrario. Si vive una volta sola e ogni anno ti avvicina inesorabilmente alla vecchiaia, no?

Meglio godersi la vita finché si può.

[httpsascha]

skam italia (2018) // un professore (2021)

[milkovichsly]

I absolutely love that they respect traditions and don't even turn on the lights to get a picture...it's so Skam Italia