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just so you know, you have some followers who enjoy/write fanfiction. not saying their urls rn bc i don’t wanna air out dirty laundry in public but if you want them so you can block and report, just say the word and i’ll dm you a list

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hannibal keeps trending in december because it's a christmas romcom

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Toddlers are so pure. She doesn’t understand that we help her with certain things because she’s little. She thinks that everyone just helps each other like that. So she tries to blow on my food and cut it up for me and tries to help me put on my shoes.

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to be fair to Cain if nobody had ever died before and I didn't know it was possible I would probably also hit my brother over the head with a rock if he was being really annoying

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Love seeing something from TikTok and going “girlie that is literally what led to the downfall of the Papal States”

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Will: “You’re not my friend”

Hannibal: 

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you're allowed to say "sex" on the internet. See? I just did it. Sex. Sex sex sex. You don't have to say s*x or smex or Adult Fun Times or s3x or "spice" any other variation of self-censorship on tumblr dot com you can just spell out the word SEX i am going to scream until the heat death of the universe

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Eldritch abomination who threatens to show you "horrors beyond your comprehension" and then shows you a weird bug and it turns out they just think you're an idiot.

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i'm tired of the lies

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LET’S HAVE A CONCLAVE

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Did you know that there's another Chocolate Guy called Kris Zhaokai?

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guys. please

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A pun that is only possible in Italian about Czech Viktor just crossed my mind 😆... I might use it (dicono a Jayce che Viktor è ceco ma lui capisce "cieco" 😶‍🌫️😎🤣)