#new york rambling

[newyorksfuckingfineexterminator]

Plan

Me and the rats will pipebomb the police if our pookie gets caught!!!

1. I fucking release rats, cockroaches, etc into the police building when they are not looking.

(Me with the rats)

2. They call me, the cheapest finest exterminator in all of New York City!

3. I get in

4. I do my job

5. I put the pipe bomb somewhere

(Pipe bomb for reference)

6. I send them the bill

7. I escape to Switzerland (I know some Swiss)

8. I get deported by the Swiss equivalent of ICE

[newyorksfuckingfineexterminator]

Opinion guys when is it not okay to exterminate

Reblog for polling size

cheesed to meet you

[suntails]

growing up!

[hurricanek8art]

HELLO HI YES I AM CURRENTLY GOING INSANE OVER THE NYCC SW BOOKS PANEL BECAUSE LOOK AT PRETTY JEDI ARMOR

THE IMPLICATIONS THAT THE JEDI TEMPLE GUARD ARMOR ARE SOME OF THE LAST LIVING STYLISTIC REMNANTS OF THE HIGH REPUBLIC. THE (fully my assumptions ahead) POSSIBILITY THAT THE ARMOR IS PASSED DOWN FROM THE ERA OF FIGHTING AGAINST THE SITH. I WILL BE CHEWING ON THE WALLS UNTIL WE GET CONTEXT AND BACKSTORY FOR THIS.

[joanofexys]

ballerina farm devastates me because y'all don't know how many girls i know who are her. how i almost was her. how so many girls i know were almost her. how many i know that will still become her. mormon girls, who, despite all their ambitions, will give up every one of their dreams for a man and a "traditional" lifestyle they were taught they needed, and call it equal. who will insist that he made sacrifices too. that though it's not what she wanted she's happy. being raised as a mormon girl in utah, or being a young woman converting to mormonism, you're taught that no matter where you go or what you achieve that you'll never be nothing more than your future husband. that your only purpose is to be a mother and a wife. and that full ride to julliard never mattered. and it never will. because you're a wife now. and you have eight kids to take care of. and a ballet studio that never came to be because it's a schoolroom. and your husband won't pull his weight even when you're fainting and bedridden from exhaustion. and your husband refuses to leave the room for your interview. and you admit to your epidural like it's a secret and it's something to be ashamed of. and you admit that this was never the life you wanted, this was never what you planned, and you still insist your happy. i know dozens of little girls who dreamed of being ballerinas. doctors. scientists. singers. movie stars. lawyers. authors. astronauts. olympians. i know that those little girls are now young women who go to church every sunday. wives. mothers. homemakers. caretakers. nuturers. fulfilling their heavenly duty. their obligation to their husband. i know a dozen hannah neeleman's. i know her because i almost was her. i know her because i see her in my mother and my grandmother and her mother too. and right now she's an internet trend who will disappear for most people in a couple months. you probably never learned her name. but i see hannah neeleman in every girl i grew up going to church with. in all the 18 year old wives and 20 year old first time moms. and it will be hard to forget the way her face still lights up whenever she gets to dance. feet moving along the hard wood of the schoolroom floor. and she will be someone more than her husband, more than a mother or a wife.

[flowersforfrancis]

[mifink]

you know what would be funny? if arthur wore glasses precanon. and when he got possessed by john after opening the book his glasses fell to the floor and they never picked them up. so john is fully convinced that its normal to see in 144p.

[missionel]

i can't get over the fact that the first person listed in the thanks section in the mono puff it's fun to steal cd foldout is john linnell

[seapigeonn]

Synecdoche, New York / Okaeri Alice / Hisashi Eguchi, Mangaka (Stop!! Hibari-kun!)

[not-equippedforthis]

listened to 'the old witch sleep and the good men grace' for the first time and i think my jaw dropped and soul ascended 3 separate times

[eliounora]

if you don't count my misophonia I've always thought I'm a relatively neurotypical person as I don't struggle with social cues and conventions (I even embrace them). today in therapy I was talking about my deep sense of alienation and how I have to adjust my behaviour to fit in with people and the exhaustion caused by it and my therapist went "in neurodivergent circles that's called masking" and now I'm like. oh

[newyorksfuckingfineexterminator]

It’s the birthday of a Jewish guy who they FUCKING CRUCIFIED!!! Also The fact we have to kill a random person from Yonkers as a sacrifice to the giant Christmas tree is a bit much.

Do you find Christmas to be depressing?

[ev-fav]

I haven't seen anyone mention this yet, but how are the Yellow fans doing after 49? Is anyone else thinking about the fact that a poem that Arthur told to Yellow is what John uses to bring him back? To convince him to live? That John admits he doesn't know where he learned this poem from???

[featherbreak]

TLT meetup at NYCC 2024 goes loud, baybeeeee! much love to fearless leader @chillyweirdoinacoffin (Alecto with the Barbie accessories) & co-organizer bestie @eldritchw1tch (Ianthe with the 3rd House-est cape) as ever - more photos to come!!

[k-i-l-l-e-r-b-e-e-6-9]

Led Zeppelin - Ramble On

[newyorksfuckingfineexterminator]

When he walks in on you pissing standing up! (You’re a 40 year old exterminator from queens who he has never met. He lives on the 7th floor in Palm Springs California and has no idea how you got in, but he left the window open. You are here to exterminate some cockroaches or something. Nobody called you, but you will still bill them)

The look he gives you when-