#new mexico speaks

[new-mexico-official]

you ever just get bored and eat a fuckton of red chile

[the-overgrown-states]

What family hcs do you have for the states?

Throwing my own in here, I see Pennsylvania as Gov and Kentucky's father :3

- 🦷

this one was kinda hard cause I don’t have many- most of these are stolen from others/popular ones I’ve seen

ANGST WARNING FOR MOST

LONG POST

Maine & Mass are brothers, and Mass had to raise Maine from a young age

So he’s biologically a brother but is seen as a father figure

Florida and Georgia have the same relation

Georgia disowned Florida when he started dating Louisiana - Georgia has his reasons

but that’s for a different headcanon post this would get to long

Alaska and Hawai’i have a brother/sister relationship but aren’t actually related

They were both just randomly yoinked from their homes/colonized

They bonded over that, so now they have a heavily dependent brother/sister relationship

Like when you grow up in a bad household and you know your sibling is the only one who will understand what you went through

Texas and Oklahoma have a complicated relationship

Building on someone else’s headcanon

Oklahoma has had two personifications - one died though

And Texas saw that one as a brother

So now Texas and Oklahoma basically hate each other

Texas hates him for replacing his little brother

and Oklahoma has no memories of Texas, so this random guy just hates him for no reason, so he hates him back

This next one is a big sibling relationship mess

This stems from Alta California’s time

This isn’t a commonly used headcanon for us, but we also. need to fill space so I’m adding it cause I like it

California, Nevada, Utah, Arizona, Wyoming, Colorado, and New Mexico

Theyre all siblings

In age it goes Arizona and New Mexico (twins), Colorado, Utah and Nevada (twins), Wyoming then California

That’s not historically accurate I’m aware but i promise there’s a reason

It’s the reason everyone hates California too

His family was already struggling, then California appeared, and his appearance made everyone else hate him and look down on him for worsening their situation

Similar situation for Wyoming, but once California was born he was generally forgotten about/ignored/neglected by the others

He hates California the most

Unlike California, Nevada and Utah still paid attention to Wyoming

They often fought over him cause Utah and Nevada always had very different beliefs and interests

The two used to be very close, and then Utah became mormon and started scolding Nevada for his lifestyle

Colorado left as soon as he could to live on his own

He’s only close with New Mexico and Arizona

He forgets his younger siblings exist most of the time

Over time he’s gotten closer to them, mainly Nevada because of both of their lifestyles

Arizona resents everyone younger than Colorado

New Mexico loves all his family, and desperately wants them to all get along

North Dakota and South Dakota are twins

Their hate for each other is mostly just a show

They do genuinely love each other, theyre just used to seeing all other state siblings fight, so they think they have to as well

North Carolina and South Carolina are also twins! They hate each other sometimes

but are still inseparable other times

Virginia and West Virginia are dad/son

West Virginia doesn’t really like Virginia

But Virginia loves WV, and desperately tries to make up being an early on bad father

[listenupcupcakes]

I THINK I HAVE KILLED EVERY GOOSE IN TEUFORT!

Me and Zhanna have saved the president!

[worldlydesiretemple]

cowboy barney is fun okay. it's cute as hell. bro drinks beer he goes out to the bar a night on the town with a cowboy hat on hes got gayass lil boots with spurs and has probably dreamed of wanting to own a horse

[tallmadgeandtea]

Goodnight Turn fans… Seth enthusiasts… we made it… yes Netflix forgot the “Washington’s Spies” but… we move

[factoidfactory]

Autism Acceptance Month Fact #13

The vast majority of autistic adults consider Autism Speaks to be a hate group.

If you want to support autistics this April for Autism Acceptance Month, donate to autism groups run by autistics or wear red instead of blue.

Here are some recommendations if you are interested in donating:

Australia + New Zealand

ASAN Australia and New Zealand

Brazil

Liga dos Autistas

Canada

Autism Canada

Autistics United Vancouver

Autistics United Comox Valley

Autistics United Manitoba

Autistics for Autistics Ontario

London Autistics Standing Together (LAST)

Mexico

Asperger México

Portugal

Associação Portuguesa Voz do Autista

United States

Autistic Self-Advocacy Network

Autistic Women and Nonbinary Network.

Huntsville Autistic Adults

California Autistic Self Advocates (CASA)

Autistic Rebel Family

Autistics Against Curing Autism – Chicagoland

Kentuckiana Autism Spectrum Alliance (KASA)

Autistic Students Alliance (ASA)

Prism

Pennsylvania Center for Autistic Advocacy

Nashville Autism Peer Support (NAPS)

[leafatlaw]

the worst part of getting into rvb (/lh) is now I have the possibilities for endless crossover with any other media by making any character a freelancer for whatever state their from and sticking them in a uniquely colored halo armor.

[spoonhead]

Fallout: New Vegas 2?

more like Fallout: Newest Mexico

[new-mexico-official]

just got back to new mexico after vacationing in colorado for three days and its just as brown as i remember <3

[cosmogyros]

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[listenupcupcakes]

all the geese... IN TUEFORT. you may have killed every goose in tuefort... we still have our base of operations IN MEXICO! @our-lord-and-saviour-geese

[gasps in American]

THE LESSER MEXICO

I WILL GET YOU GEESE!

[pnuk-r0ck]

The radio was playing Killing In The Name and my dad got mad they skipped the last part

[blurrymango]

Made a. Well it's not a meme. I made an image.

Without the text. ^

I like making MS Paint trackpad drawings of myself. I should do it more.

And to all the antis that follow me or reblog my art and whatnot, you should stop being hypocrites. I understand being uncomfortable with lolisho or fictional incest or fictional murder or sexual furry art, and that is ok. But when you put pro-shippers in your DNI, you say to the world that you are a hypocrite and you don't understand that fiction is not the same as reality. I myself do not have a DNI, as I truly think DNIs are pointless, and I am ok with interacting with people who disagree with me on things. Like, my good pal. Mutual. Whatever. Daniel, is a "tucute" and an "inclus" but I would gladly do illegal substances with him.

What I'm trying to say is. By being an anti, you explicitly endorse harassment. By being and anti and interacting with me, you are going against your own beliefs. The beliefs like- fictional characters matter more than real life victims, and that liking loli porn makes someone a pedophile but liking furry porn doesn't make someone a zoophile for some reason. Even though they're. Literally the same thing in terms of moral value or whatever.

But anyway.

It's like. 4 AM. And I'm tired of seeing people reblog from me or follow me when they support an ideological stance that is extremely harmful to freedom of speech, victims of abuse, and creativity as a whole.

Feel free to continue interacting, as long as you remain respectful, but for your own good, if you're uncomfortable with me being ok with dark fiction and also enjoying dark fiction, maybe at the very least, don't follow me.

[27-royal-teas]

I’ve figured out the meaning of life it’s Go To Concerts Make Friends Eat A Lot Of Good Food And Have Fun. and also Kiss Girls

[alltoowsll]

seeing all my american mutuals eat turkey for thanksgiving is making me go nuts. I want some 👁️👄👁️