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Qitian dasheng and other outfit concept sketches
#I always find it funny when in every iteration wukong is the only one to ever get outfit changes#he ran the fashion department pockets THROUGH#every season china’s Madonna gets a new dress cuz he’s the people’s prettiest little princess#jelly didn’t do a good enough job talking me out of that uglyass qtds design so you guys get to see it#I was going for a more empress dowager look to be unique but it doesn’t really suit him I think lol ^^#back to the drawing board#but I really do like that handsome monkey king sketch#the one with the small monkey in his arms#I like to think he’s actually very motherly to his children subjects <:3#that’s mother#I’m also trying my hand at giving him a more Indian outfit since that’s where they’re going -w-#not really satisfied with any of em lol#the crop top sketch is maybe him directly after getting out of the mountain and being petulant about the band#the tassels STAY ON#digital art#my art#jttw sun wukong#journey to the west#sun wukong#jttw fanart#monkey king#anyways lemme know what y’all think#I actually wanna hear other opinions on this :P#also if you couldn’t tell I’m obsessed with cloud collars at the moment#☁️ 🌺 🦢 ✨
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Wtf 😭
#wtf#2025#new year 2025#txt post#txt#desi tumblr#desiblr#desi shit posting#desi things#spotify#rant#desi academia#indian tumblr#meme#desi humor#dark humour#funny#dark academia#light academia#artists on tumblr
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Hindus are being gangraped, lynched, and having their property destroyed in Bangladesh rn. Amidst all the news coming out of there don't forget about the minority that always ends up dealing with the brunt of chaos. in 1971 most of the victims of the genocide were Bangladeshi Hindus and everyone conveniently leaves this detail out.
(And i know some mf will either no true scotsman this or say that it's all lies and that all the videos coming out are fake or propaganda from the BJP or something instead of another event in a long chain of violence. The Hindu population has crashed from 30% at independence to 9% today. Estimates say that in the next 30 years, Hindus will be extinct in Bangladesh)
#everyone loves supporting minorities and non-abrahamic belief systems until its hindus#then its silence from fucking everyone#bangladesh hating on india is lowk so funny like babe if it wasnt for their involvement in 1971 you people wouldn't even have your country#india#bangladesh#world news#hindu#indian tumblr#hinduism#hindublr#i want sheikh hasina back and not this fucking western puppet headass. fucking cold war shit
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#contradiction#republican hypocrisy#liberal hypocrisy#hypocrite#gop hypocrisy#hypocrites#funny memes#dank memes#best memes#relatable memes#memes#meme#dankest memes#dank humor#dank memage#ausgov#politas#auspol#tasgov#taspol#australia#fuck neoliberals#neoliberal capitalism#anthony albanese#albanese government#usa news#usa#american indian#american#america
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hi so sorry to bother you i’m still new to the batfam but i have a question about your bat relationships you’d like to see more of post

who’s the second sister? im probably overlooking someone obvious😭
Hi!! Welcome to the batfam internet the best and worst place in the world <33 Anyway the second sister is a reference to the current/previous Nightwing run, basically Tom Taylor in his infinite wisdom gave Dick a half-sister (daughter of John Grayson and Meili Lin who was Tony Zucco's first wife). I just think it's hilarious that Dick now has two Wasian sisters and they're both Chinese!! And they're completely unrelated to each other!!
Spoilers for Watters' current run, but basically it's setting up a conflict between Dick and Melinda (his sister). So I thought it'd be the perfect time to bring back his long-standing beef with his other Wasian sister. Imagine we get this again, but it's two Wasian girls beating him up at once!
You definitely weren't overlooking anyone obvious haha, I doubt anyone knows about Melinda unless they're reading the Nightwing run. But anyway Dan Watters if you're reading this include Cass in Nightwing and I will buy all your comics forever and ever.
#dick grayson#cassandra cain#melinda grayson lin#ask#this ask might've sparked my dick-cass obsession again............ im so normal about them#anyway i genuinely do think cass showing up in nightwing would just be funny. i like how watters writes them#but also let's put a moratorium on surprise wasian kids and siblings please#dick has three wasian siblings. three differently parented wasian siblings. and they're all part chinese!!!#if we're going to do wasians at least make some south asian. well at least damian is arab#like why are there no indians in a city in NEW JERSEY
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FROM THE ARCHIVES: Man Discovers India; Forgets to Tell India

PUBLISHERS NOTE: In celebration of The Misinformer’s long and rich history, we periodically like to republish articles from our archives. The following article was originally printed on May 20, 1498.
KOZHIKODE, INDIA - After nearly two years of intense travel, Portuguese explorer Vasco da Gama has finally set shore to the exotic land of India, being the first explorer to ever reach the foreign land, proving its existence. da Gama has since reported his route to the Portuguese Crown, who are looking into colonizing India as their own, despite the fact that it has already been populated for hundreds of thousands of years.
Indeed, when da Gama first made his arrival to India, locals were left baffled. “This isn’t their land to rule,” said one baffled local. “We’ve been here the whole time, and have built entire civilizations while they were still trying to locate us.” The Portuguese, however, remain unbothered by the Indians’ claims, and have declared this to be a tremendous victory for European navigation.
In a statement, King Manuel hailed da Gama as a visionary, adding, “The fact that millions of people already live there is mere technicality.”
#themisinformer#satire#satirical#satirical news#funny#meme#the onion#history#world history#world news#world politics#India#Indian history#Portugal#kingdom of Portugal#vasco da gama#colonization#colonialism#imperialism#british raj#history memes#world history memes#historical memes
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i am really concerned at the state of free media right now.
i have been following accounts on instagram that talk about climate change, sexism, classism, industrial pollution, and politics in india. but my fyp is not showing ANY of that content. like, it's straight-up shadow-banning all the accounts that talk about those topics. it's only the videos that use censored versions of those terms that are showing up. i am searching up the above-mentioned terms repeatedly, yet i do not get those in my feed.
instead, my feed is filled with harry potter, corporate reels (specifically duolingo, webtoon, kfc, captain crunch, etc.), and speeches in which politicians are praised. it is so jarring to see those things when i barely ever like them. this is so frustrating.
#india#instagram#shadow banning#protest#civil disobedience#social media#indian poltics#us politics#concerning news#news#breaking news#world news#government#president#prime minister#this is giving me the vibes of that theory in which it is stated that tv makes its audience passive#like#we're all distracted by celeb news and gossip and other nonsense news that we don't even get to see what's going on#our news is so heavily filtered that it's not even funny#i want to bash my head against a wall connecting all of this but getting no news on it#the only way i am able to read them is by searching the political news#connecting the roots of the political news to current happenings#and searching the corpos that are behind this#why can't we get this in newspaper directly?#fyp#fypシ#fypツ
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not to flex too hard but because im culturally homeless asian and unmarried, i get 3 new years worth of money every year
$20 for each
EZ gains
happy chinese new year
my soupdumplings accidentally got cooked too much and now theres no soup in them
ahahahaha
gee i wonder who is dumbass enough to do that
#fun fact. diwali is also lunar new year so confuse everyone by calling both lunar new year and then just change around 1 and 2#like this year 'happy lunar new year 1' and then next year same holiday 'happy lunar new year 2'#it will be funny. trust me.#and you can also piss off both chinese and indians communities by doing so. 10/10 ragebait#dont tell them i told you tho. just say you heard whispers in the wind
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I was actually meaning to post this a couple days ago but ended up slacking on it.. I spent more time than I anticipated(couple several hours) cooking up some chicken and rice to have curry just to smell the curry and after a couple bites realize that I was not going to be able to finish even the small sampling amount I put on my bowl. Which is unfortunate because curry is quite a popular thing for the Brits to have. I got an ultra mild one so the heat wasn't the issue but it. It tasted.
Alt. Text under cut, which is also provided in the image Alt text button. Don't know why I felt like adding it under the cut here as well but I did.
Alt Text: a cutsey art doodle in a chibi-like style of Axlerod and Kane sitting next to each other at a table with two bowls infront of them. Axlerod is holding a spoon in his mouth and is very happy which is indicated by sparkles, flowers, stars, and hearts being drawn around him. Kane has his head in his hands and looks rather done with things. There is text next to Axlerod with an arrow pointing at him that says "British man who loves curry & grew up having it". There is also text next to Kane which states "American man who has never had anything close to it, can't do spicy food, & thrives off of salt & pepper as soul seasoning".
#SORRY I JUST. Had the funny silly thought of pawning off new british food that I end up not liking to him like-#-people handing over food they can't finish to their dog(that it is food a dog can eat ofc).#this whole scenario could also work with Finn of course but for some reason Axlerod jumped to my mind first.#I am at least really happy with how the chicken turned out considering my last attempt was harshly-#-tough and overcooked because I got far too anxious over undercooked chicken and it was my first or so time handling it.#my spices are lacking and my spice drawer will be sad but I am okay with that it tastes fine to me.#I know curry is Indian food but it's the same of going to America and getting Mexican food and how lots of Americans have had-#-Mexican food and enjoy it and such.#self ship#selfship#selfshipping#self shipping#selfship art#selfshipping art#axlerod💚💙#kaneart
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realized my ‘soup’ that i ‘invented’ is just. daal. humans will always reinvent the wheel

#stream#like#i guess it’s a stew ?#girl i was thinking ‘girl kp [indian friend that taught me what spices to mix & also that u can eat … carbs … e.g. rice lentil whatever … w#literally anything & also raid [ethiopian friend that FORCES ME TO EAT IM NOT EVEN KIDDING he’s so fucking funny like that’s not even#related to the ethiopian that’s just being a Normal Person bc it’s usually Not Normal for friends to compare w each other how many times#each have been witness to me literally eating#ALSKALSKALSKALSKLAKSLAKSLAKSLA I HATE EATING#but raid omg he told me about this ethiopian lentil sauce he tells me how to cook E V E R Y T H I N G & how to SPICE THINGS omg he’s a pro#& he can EXPLAIN & i’m a sponge … infinite inspirations them both] have impacted my cooking irreparably’#also this chinese woman who makes short 3 min videos + shorts sometimes that explains everything soooo simply i mean it’s translated#subtitles but she’s soooo thorough i love her videosssss ‘cut into ur favourite shape :)’ it’s just 😭😭😭❤️❤️ MY fav shape ??? i think it’s a#‘too literal translation’ but i still love it#not the point#i mean yenzhe got me on the chinese cooking immediately bc i just harass him like what are u cooking how did u cook that what did u use#kinggggggg he’s been so SUPPORTIVE & ENABLING 😭😭 ugh miss him when is chinese new year next#or chinese independence when’s that idk i rly need to see how much it costs to ship shit to china
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youtube
#bollywood#hindi movies#punjabi#nifty50#bse#hindi news#indian cinema#memes#bangalore#indian stock market#pakistan#urdu shayari#funny#memedaddy#dank memes#tumblr memes#gen z#desi pyaar#pyaar#Youtube
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i am so easy to please just take me to the desi shop and buy me all the snacks i want. and aam
#late bday celebration for my mum we went to a restaurant n she wanted to show us the new desi shop she went to w my dad#and because i really wanted to go 🙈🙈#so it was a family trip to the desi store and i was dressed so fancy it felt funny#but i got kurkure and more lachcha and the indian masala lays i am At Peace. can this also be my birthday celebration when the time comes#pretty please#and we got mithai at another store im soooo 😋😋 right now#m
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#captain planet#captain america#usa is a terrorist state#usa is funding genocide#captain planet meme#usa news#usa politics#usa#american indian#american#america#ausgov#politas#auspol#tasgov#taspol#australia#fuck neoliberals#neoliberal capitalism#anthony albanese#albanese government#tumblr memes#funny memes#dank memes#best memes#memes#memedaddy#meme#dankest memes#dank humor
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when it's 2 a.m. and you're still awake under your blanket, trying to sleep. and you hear that someone is washing his knife on the sink in your house.
What does it mean ?
Did that person want to Cook something ?
#desiblr#desi tag#desi academia#desitags#desi things#desi memes#desi teen#desi stuff#desi tumblr#tumblr memes#new memes#funny memes#dank meme#indian memes#memes#meme#memelover#fresh memes#memelife#memeoftheday#desiblogger#being desi#desi#fake scenarios#i feel horrible#this is horrible#its horrible#horrible horrible horrible#i'm horrible#scary stuff
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Many of you, guys, perceive Lithuania the same way English colonizers perceived Indian women in sari. Shall I tell you this story?
#it's not like I mind ships or national clothes but i wish there were more different perspectives on actual history and actual culture#for example people who draw India or Kazakhstan#every time it's just their national clothes. which is okay but#i wish they drew India as a YT mathematician because yk#Indians are veeeery famous for explaining difficult problems easily#India is not their folk clothes only and perceiving it as such is no different from imperialistic thinking#same with Qazaqstan. you guys know they don't dress like that on daily basis right?#you guys know they're the richest Asian country right?#I've never seen people drawing e.g. Lithuania just interacting with any other country except the popular ships#where are my jokes about India being a second great grandparent to Lithuania???#Lithuanian language is considered to be the closest to Sanskrit. also Lithuania loves Krishnaits#come on man use your imagination and ability to read news and connect the dots it's not that hard and it's not forbidden#where is Lithuania interacting with England?? they have lots of business together.#where is Lithuania listening to USA complaining about UK?? it's such a wide space for jokes and funny jokes#which i don't draw because i have studies#where is Lithuania interacting with Italy? google Bona Sforza#you guys perceive Lithuania like some kind of isolated colony. and you do the same shit with Ukraine and Belarus and Latvia and-
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