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The Infernal Devices by Cassandra Clare
#moodboard#the infernal devices#the shadowhunter chronicles#will herondale#jem carstairs#tessa gray#i love them#especially jem and will's parabatai bond#aghh its so aghh#they have the best parabatai bond#honorable mention#never trust a duck#james carstairs <33#gideon lightwood#gabriel lightwood#sophie lightwood#cecily lightwood#cecily herondale#henry branwell#charlotte branwell#magnus bane#shadowhunters
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Have you ever felt that feeling, when even years after reading a book there are still some things about the characters that just stick with you?
To this day, any blue cookie/pastry reminds me of Percy,
Spiders of Ron,
(let's not forget Annabeth)
Ducks of Will Herondale,
Gloves of Kaz,
An actual crow of any of the Crows to be honest,
And dams, how can anyone ever escape that one
You're just going about your day and then you're hit with a force of something so powerful and profound
There is this soft yet familiar tug at your heart and for a moment it's just you and that feeling as you're slowly surrounded by all those memories, taking you back
And you're just left standing there,
Dumfounded and devastated,
With a smile on your face
Spider doodle - Freepik
#percy jackson#ron weasley#annabeth chase#will herondale#percy jackson fandom#the infernal devices#ducks#blue#pjo#dam#kaz brekker#six of crows#never trust a duck#kaz dirtyhands brekker#gloves#thalia grace#solangelo#zoe nightshade#walker scobell#aryan simhadri#leah sava jeffries#uncle rick#percabeth#heroes of olympus#Athena#spiders can be scary#especially big ones#and even little ones#nostalgia#will jem tessa
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jamie tried to give me one of these horrors for my birthday.. had to be restrained so i didnt chuck my own boy out the window.
i burned the abomination, but i have no doubt it will return to haunt my nightmares like the flock of evil ducks it is
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Ducks, those bloodthirsty little beasts
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Will Herondale is screaming
#never trust a duck#will herondale#the infernal devices#shadowhunters#jace herondale#the mortal instruments
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what kind of sauce are they putting in the link click audio drama. HELLO? THE LITERAL LAST SCENE OF THE LAST EPISODE?
程小时: 说起来,我们第一次见面,也是在篮球场吧。 陆光: 是啊。 程小时: 你我本无缘,全靠一颗球。 陆光: 我就不该答应你比那场。
cheng xiaoshi: speaking of which, the first time we met was also on a basketball court, wasn't it? lu guang: it was. cheng xiaoshi: (half-jokingly) you and i weren't meant to be [lit. "originally have no fate"?]. this is all because of one basketball. lu guang: i really shouldn't have agreed to play that match.
(the important bits are from google translate because i am bad at mandarin. also i did transcribe this off just the audio + i don't have access to captions or know where to find official transcripts. so i hope i got this right 🙏)
#am i crazy for being insane about this exchange am i crazy. i think i might be crazy#i cant read lu guangs tone on that last bit of dialogue hes too deadpan all of the time so i cant tell if hes joking. but like. HELLO??????#actually i will try regardless. im of the opinion that he in fact was not joking. his tone of voice feels softer than when hes sarcastic#+ the 2 full seconds of pause before. still hes so deadpan usually that cheng xiaoshi probably just takes it as a joke#seagull.mp3#link click spoilers#this show is mean#i will in fact maintag this. its important#link click#cxs#lg#idk i have an insane crack theory that maybe lu guang wasn't actually intending to befriend cheng xiaoshi in this timeline (jumping off of#duck's insane crack theory that maybe the only way to save cheng xiaoshi is if lu guang never meets him) but cheng xiaoshi surprised him by#1) inviting him to join the game 2) saying all that stuff about passing the ball = trust. and wouldnt it be beautiful to have that sort of#partnership for life. in the sense that if the only way for cheng xiaoshi to be saved is to never meet lu guang then cheng xiaoshi cannot b#saved. because he will choose lu guang and their partnership in every timeline.#my source for this is vibes. and the stuff haolin was saying (?) about cheng xiaoshi already feeling some sort of connection to lu guang#during their “first meeting” in this timeline.#anyway yeah. link clicker agents you should listen to the audio drama if you havent already its good !!#beyond the mandated once per episode “lu guang wtf are you up to” moment the individual stories r also really really nice#and the trio shenanigans :]
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doomed parisian yuri once again inhabits my mind
#gramps itsuki..... she means the world to me..................#mademoiselle#enstars#duck scribbles#doodles#valkyrie#? kind of#ive never recovered since le temps des fleurs and raison d'etre can you tell#personal vision of ms dollmaker/landlady trust me happyele told me themself#ensemble stars
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I'm not sure what force seized me by the neck and forced me to feverishly draw merman Snake all of a sudden
and yet here we are, I blacked out and came to in front of a page of doodles
I am hoping this means the Kuro mood has grabbed me round the throat and I will be back here soon bc BY GOD I NEED A WIN
anyway enjoy him he is shy but curious and also very pretty dress him in fluffy sweaters and keep him hydrated and he will probably sing for u
#Black Butler#Kuroshitsuji#Snake#merman#terato#PLEASE DON'T RAISE UR VOICE HE'S SHY#ducks his head out of the water to look at u before immediately splashin back down#vanishing like the ghost of Christmas past#u can earn his trust dw he is a good curious fishy#anyway WHAT'S UP Y'ALL I HAD TO GET A FUCKING TOOTH PULLED ON TUESDAY HAHAHAHA#so when I got home that night I ate mashed potatoes and watched Ponyo#then I had to go to work the next day bc after that day I had four days off to recover and suffer in peace#tomorrow is my last day off in a row and I have been diamond painting like CRAZY to deal with anxiety and pain#maybe I'll try to write!!!#we'll see we'll see I never know how I'll feel#IN THE MEANTIME........ take. whatever this is lmao
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i'm neither pro-ship or anti-ship but i do think it's funny when i stumble across posts like yours proclaiming that one side is volatile & hostile & wrong, while simultaneously claiming that your side has done nothing wrong & doesn't ever send anyone hate or threats. i don't doubt that there are extremists on both sides (come on, i've been in fandom since 2003, i know how these things happen). you may want to look into un-biased accounts from BOTH sides.
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Edit: and here’s the studies talking about online harassment and purity culture. Also claiming you’re neither and yet sending me this ask is very anti behavior 😂 like not trying to be like “everyone who doesn’t like me is an anti!!! >:(“ but sending this ask instead of blocking me rlly is telling
#ask#anon#drama llama#fandom etiquette#i have shown studies???#and have stated multiple times to never trust anybody online and that neither side was safe?#you seem to think that just because you’ve been in fandom a long time that you’re immune to anti/pro rhetoric#when in reality if you rlly were in fandom for such a long time you wouldn’t give a flying duck to send in an ask like this#if you really have been in fandom that long and chose to make this ask without actually reading what I’ve said? that’s what’s rlly funny
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it's been funny (in that way where it isnt) seeing people who dont live in los angeles react to these fires with 'now you know how g@z@ feels!' and it's just like... your disconnect is showing? first off your first reaction to someone losing everything shouldn't be an attempt at a sick burn / payback comment? idk but also, like, there's a lot of angelinos who were protesting and doing every day actions to help who did actually lose everything here too. so how does that help anything? and the other side of the coin is the folks who have the power to do something and havent (aka the rich1es / republ1cans)... don't care and wont care??? so all your comment does is actually hurt the people whose side youre supposedly on, who are already hurting.
#there's been so much bullshit these days#i'm kinda exhausted with all these hot takes that are actually infighting#you want to know why the dems lost the election? 'cause all these people who supposedly care for humanity are too busy fighting their own#duck rant#and everyone i've seen do this i've marked as an asshole and as someone to never trust :)#(they were probably already there lbr there's always signs)#also it's no where near what gaza has been going through?!?????!??? you IDIOTs jfc
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Strong world is the nami and luffy twins manifesto written by oda this is my one piece.
You see luffy's finishing attack with his giant hammer being fueled by lightning which is nami's main weapon with her clima tact and she even made the guy steer the islands towards the cyclone so even if the lighting isn't produced by her the lighting is provided by her either way so luffy AND her finished that guy and even luffy attacked after nami announced how he will lose which also means nami knew and trusted luffy to end him after that and of course he did and
Oh my god luffy making nami explain herself about the message he left on the tone dial and being pissed that she didn't trust him to save and protect her but he got so mad and didn't hear the whole message and she asked luffy to save her omg....... she knew after all that they will come and win..... I love this ending I am going to walk into the sea now goodbye.
Why are whitebeard and ace on the ending credits I already cried. Watching aces part again cause he looks so good. Hello alive dead wife
#the animation in this one..... hell yes.....#img little luffy i missed you!!!! robin doesnt look like herself in this one and franky doesnt have his voice 😞😞 what a disrespect in his#first movie appearance....... franky i will avenge you. your fit is hard tho. well his voice could be his va with a cold. its weird#why is brook smoking a blunt ajdhsksj and sanji tease......#the 3d is too good here.... and someone wants nami bc of her abilities instead of like well everything else.... i might accept this#sanji going insane ajdksjsk zoro what are you wearing on your head......#love the duck following nami like well a baby duck... omg i thought if the duck electrifies the animals in the water nami is fried too#and indeed he was i didnt expect it to follow logic ajdhsj nami found luffy of course#why is nami on top of luffy ajdhsjs doesnt she trust the bird to fly or what#THE BARTENDER FROM THE PIRAGE RACE MOVIE IS HERE TOO!!!!#nami getting arlong flashbacks but now worse#kinda love the crew being protective over her and not to fall into stereotypes but it goes off every time.... they got her away form arlong#nami and usopp omg...... nami once again sacrificing herself... suffered more than jesus.... also her bracelet... i didnt know that#luffy is so mad.... he gets so mad when people leave.... (he gets sad but ofc he cant be sad so next best thing)#NAMI GOT SICK FROM THE TREES!!!! WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!!!#they got changed and everything..... did robin tell them they had to follow the dress code and they all did?? qjsjaka luffys first cape also#luffy that was such a slay. why are they all carrying fire power. he called them a suicide squad... and well a lot of them actually#wasnt expecting this to turn into a mafia movie. surprised luffy knows how to shoot one of those.#nami isnt gonna sacrifice herself luffy said... while she rigs epxlosives in a place she cant move.... luffy she needs an intervention#oh my god. nojiko telling her to have fun.... every time i remember luffy promised gen san to keep her happy i die a little#luffy is gonna get a stroke he is so fucking mad 'nami ill beat this guy and well go back together' ok 🥺🥺#sanji understands perverted gorilla 😭��#brook got robin instead of sanji.... sick ennies lobby reference bro#also how come franky didnt get his own movie.... like in this one franky AND brook join. confirming my theory that brook doesnt let franky#get confortable in the crew and be with them as the new one for a while bc brook joins immediately after and he doesnt get time to breathe#nami don't cry omg.... she was ready to never see them again omg#i thot nami was gonna electrocute him..... or make him eat the cyclone or smth.... well she said her peace at least#talking tag#watching one piece#watching one piece movies
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the infernal devices tag drop
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klavier gavin is an internationally known rockstar you cannot tell me that this man doesn’t have a special edition Barbie or something
#saturn.txt#i would trust him with it because i think he respects the barbie vision#i don't think he owned barbies when he was a child but i think at some point he had a manic episode and bought like 15 barbies#and then never looked back#he has one in his office like computer programmers with rubber ducks#this statement from the defense appears to be lacking... what do you think Barbie?#like he would do that#please understand the vision
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I haven't even read TID yet, but I'll do it anyway.
#aveatquevale#ave atque vale#will herondale#tid#tsc#cassandra clare#herondale#never trust a duck#those bloodthirsty little beasts
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Okay so the reason Pitbulls can be a dangerous dog is because they're terriers with a relatively strong bite force.
There are other breeds with much stronger bites that aren't considered as dangerous because the strength of the bite isn't the main issue.
You see, terriers as a breed were created as rodent control.
Quick bit of background before I get into why that's an issue.
Wolves have a predatory motor sequence that follows this pattern
orient > eye > stalk > chase > grab-bite > kill-bite > dissect > consume
When we started creating different dog breeds for different jobs we started playing around with emphasizing or deemphasizing different parts of that sequence. For example collies, as a herding breed, have a heavily emphasized Chase, a greatly deemphasizes grab-bite and the rest of the chain after that is all but extinct. When whatever he's chasing stops moving my smooth collie just stops and waits for them to run again!
Coming back to terriers and their job of rodent control. When you've got a lot of rodents to get rid of you don't want your dog wasting time with the dissect > consume portion of the sequence and the grab-bite is much less important than the kill-bite. Essentially what you've got in a terrier is See > Chase > Kill-Bite, and maybe a de-emphasized grab-bite before the kill-bite, ad infinitum until all the rodents are gone.
How this translates to why terriers are dangerous when it comes to people? It's a breed that was created with a mentality of bite to kill and keep biting until it's killed then move on to the next target.
There's really just no space to pause and breathe where the sequence can be more easily interrupted.
And this holds true for all terrier breeds! Not just Pitbulls! A Yorkshire terrier isn't as large though, and while an Airdale terrier is larger they aren't very common.
Pair this with the breeding of Pitbulls for aggression for use in dog fighting rings, their intimidating looks making them a popular choice for people who want a dog to act aggressively and are likely to abuse the dog, and a general misunderstanding and mismanagement of the dog and you've got Public Enemy Number One despite the fact they are the biggest damn sweethearts in the world. Those eyes! They get me every time.
People will leave their Pitbull alone with smaller pets, or even children, and something will trigger the predatory sequence and the dog will be over-threshold and unable to think rationally (think fight/flight mode) and start biting and won't stop until whatever they're biting is dead. And then they'll blame the dog when they're the ones that shouldn't have left the dog unsupervised in the first place.
Is a Pitbull dangerous? Every Pitbull has the potential to be dangerous, yes, regardless of how well they are trained or how much they've been spoiled or how loved they are.
It is our job as owners to mitigate that potential danger and the easiest and most impactful thing we can do is never leave them unsupervised around anything or anyone who can't manage them if their predatory sequence is triggered. If there's no one to supervise, crate them until someone can be.
The dog isn't the problem. They were bred to do a specific job and nine times out of ten aren't receiving enrichment for those instincts either!
But people who don't understand the temperament of the dog they're bringing into their home assume that genetics doesn't impact behaviour, or that training can negate genetic influence and come home from work to a mass murder scene in their living room.
So, are pitbulls a dangerous breed? Absolutely! Are Pitbulls the problem? Absolutely not.
Do you know what the consensus on pit bulls is? Some people say the negative stereotypes surrounding them are unfair, while others insist they’re inherently dangerous dogs that shouldn’t be kept as pets. Both views are biased to some degree, so I don’t know which to believe.
they're just. dogs.
and same as german shepards, same as huskies, same as dalmations, they have specific breed requirements and aren't right for every home! also like all dogs, they have to be trained to be a reliable and safe pet. but with their needs met and good training, they're about the same as any other dog in their size range (with individual exceptions for personal history and trauma of course)
#for what it's worth I don't leave my collie unsupervised#around anything he shows a desire to chase either#i trust he'd never try to hurt it#but why take the risk?#recently learned that if another dog is involved and increasing that excitement level#he'll at minimum move to the grab-bite part of the sequence#(he and the papillon were chasing ducks and she was hyping him up and encouraging him and raising the excitement level well past his normal#(and he grabbed the poor duck)#(who is completely fine btw)#(there were multiple adults around to intervene)#basically always assume your dog can go there#and you'll reduce the likelihood they ever will
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