#never read the comments

[hxans]

So this headline was posted on Fb, and for once the comments were worth reading.

[foolishmortal]

if a fanfic is marked as an AU, and it contains details that go against the canon, and this confuses you: this is not the writer trying to "gaslight" you. this is a brief misunderstanding that can be cleared up easily enough with a little generosity in your heart.

[getinthehandbasket]

Somebody keep me from physically climbing through the tubes to strangle racist YT commenters. "I hate they way they pronounce their [own] names. You're hispanic, we get it!" That is - stop pronouncing your own name properly and colonize it to make ME happy!

[angelkitty32001]

Argh! I stupidly looked at the comments on a YouTube video and now I am Cross and Ranty and have Opinions, but I really don't want to put them on here because I am So Tired of the Discourse, and I don't want to rant to people in DMs cos that is unfair to them, but ARGH!!!!!

[stopandimagineloveforever]

😂

[tariah23]

Okay, I said I wasn’t gonna spend too much time on twitter but oh my god!?!!! This is so COOL!?? He looks amazing, omg…!

I’m glad they gave the actor another hairstyle because every black person is absolutely tired of the Killmonger mohawk/comb over 😭!!! One day, we will be free- but anyway, it looks like the name of the anime is “Kawagoe Boys Sing!”

[christhebrit2]

Mate theres some vile human beings on this website.

[littleapocalypsekitten]

In which I'm continuing to argue with the tail-end of people who are still engaged (idiots, which makes me an idiot) on that yahoo politics article... I just think that some of those "FACTS DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR FEE-FEES!" people are hilarious when they absolutely change their tune when presented with facts. Just got into it with one guy...and I didn't even go cite charts and graphs... I just said the simple fact that some things in my household are, in fact, doing better lately than they were previously. Also that I happen to think that world leaders don't have as much to do with the prices of eggs and gas as industries charging whatever they think they can get away with and the fact that the entire world went through a pandemic, so of course things have been messed-up and there's a slow turn-around. I get an answer of "I know my feelings despite the facts!" (something like that, actual answer was a bit more annoying). Some Internet-people are just wild. Also some Internet-people make me feel like I'm just a little bit dumber for engaging them for sport at all, especially when I know I'm not going to change any minds. (People are going to vote for who they vote for if they vote at all... I just really wish people would stop actually demonizing each other over it and acting like people who will point out "hey, capitalism is capitalism" are evil somehow because they don't feel a need to utterly worship either Dear Leader or Sleepy Old Guy, regardless of whom they plan to vote for).

[sporkfan14]

The internet is great because earlier this week I left a comment while watching YouTube and now every time I open my phone to watch a silly little video there are angry people in there telling me I'm an idiot.

[teenagenutant]

hi! i finally updated my fic pressure bomb so. doodles +lil' comic for chapter 3 & 4 ^^

[g1deonthen1nth]

[yaytomhiddlestonyay]

tom,

why must you talk about all of the relateable life experiences that i have

why

youre the only one who really understands me, tom

and for that i thank you

*waggles slug off of foot*

What are your icks? 🐌

[hadrianblackwaters]

If Tumblr gets shut down we should take this party to the comment sections of Warrior Cats books on www.barnesandnobles.com

[silver-horse]

apparently when Astarion is reading the Necromancy of Thay book and he says "No I won't kill them. Well maybe [character name]" the companion he mentions is always the one who has the highest approval with the player (or second highest if he has the highest approval) Lmao He is jealous. I didn't know how this works. I thought it's random but he always said Shadowheart in my game and I never figured out why.

[rubikor]

would you hold my face softly and tell me it will be alright?

[yujateaandpi]

Instagram comments:

can’t you make these faster— lol I don’t want to watch the show can someone explain everything to me— *really unhinged rude comment*— first— *completely off topic comment that’s clearly an ad*— umm not to hate but why does he have six fingers lol— I don’t get it *followed by the most lack of comprehension explanation*

Tumblr comments:

Take your time OP! Drink water! :) — *just the sweetest nicest most thoughtful analysis*— *Really clever question/ theory*— what’s your favorite food? :3 — *Very politely worded repost request* — *cool shared detail about the show’s lore* — *legit suggestions for making the story more accessible*— Make sure to take breaks! :)

This is why you guys are my forever primary audience.