#never gonna be normal about this
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Still on my Ulder & Wyll bullshit but like
I keep thinking of Ulder Ravenguard, sending away his only son at seventeen, and years later hearing of a hero with a fine rapier and mismatched, kind eyes and manners from a storybook, and thinking, demanding surely not. that cannot be my son. my son is a devil's servant. it cannot be. i have no son.
and then after seven long years meeting Wyll again, at Wrym's Rock through a mindflayer's thrall, and feeling something like relief, not at seeing him but at this cold surety that this boy, this man, this hero of the frontiers could not be his son, because his son was not this tall and old and sure-footed, and did not have curling horns and a devil red eye, and the rumors must be wrong, and this Blade must be a stranger.
And then Wyll looks at him, with such kind eyes- his mother's eyes still, even devil-tainted- and calls him "father", and he knows, he knows, and his son is here, so much older and wearier and stronger, too, and he's a hero and a man and by gods he's a monster and by gods he's his son.
#never gonna be normal about this#sorry#i exist to scream about wyll ravenguard please and thank you#they're just so dhagfdskjgfyuosgd#its about the themes okay#something about distance and meeting each other again unrecognizable. something about seven years to be a man and seven years still the sam#idk its too late for coherent thoughts okay#bg3 wyll#baldurs gate wyll#ulder ravengard#like you know the line: “i was a fool at best; a traitor at worst. and the grand duke ravenguard suffers neither”#sadlkfghouysdglfusdjgujdsljhsdf#foaming at the mouth#literally so insane about them#someday im gonna write that fic i want to#and im giving the 3 other people who care about them 3d8 physic damage#wyll#wyll ravengard
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anyway, back to the jegulus raising harry vigilante au 🫡
#fic: until one of us forgets#never gonna be normal about this#like… ever#marauders#marauders fic#jegulus#regulus black#james potter#harry potter fanfiction#harry potter
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PLS, I CAN'T BELIEVE THE SHOUNEN YAOI TRUTHERS WON!!!
#me im talking about me#never gonna be normal about them#8 yrs the dude spent 8 yrs#soulmates fr#fighting together forever i fear#bakudeku#bkdk#izuku midoriya#bakugou katsuki
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This IS basically journal 3, right?🤨
#I'm not normal about them#never have been#but it got worse cause I decided to re read journal 3#also funny that the end of this implies the “forget what you were gonna say?happens to me all the time”#might be related to the memory gun LMAO😭#hehe#gravity falls#fiddauthor#fiddleford mcgucket#stanford pines
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the funeral
#my art#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#henry emily#william afton#michael afton#elizabeth afton#it’s a henry pov i can’t explain. robots and analysis and all that. grins. annotations#i. oughhhhgggh#i need to sleep so not gonna explain all the text BUT. THETES SO MUCH TO READ INTO. GRINS#drawing this broke my HEART#INTERTWINED. SEWEN TOGETHER. NOT A LOt. JUST FOREVER.#OKAY. WALKS INTO THE WOODS.#still here. his car!#poor kid. never again.#guy who can be really normal about his own art
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God, the intimacy of Astarion feeding from you.
Astarion drinking from your neck as he pulls your body closer to his in bed, his chest up against your back, his arms wrapped around your waist. It's a casual thing, now, his whispered can I? and your answering nod, as much a part of your bedtime routine as your bath or his curl care. You sigh as his fangs pierce your skin and his fingers flex against your stomach. His breath hitches when the taste of you hits his tongue, and that's familiar too, the physicality of it, the noises he makes low in his throat as he drinks, the way he grows warmer against you as your blood begins to flow through his veins. Nothing else makes you feel so heady, so intoxicated- so comforted.
Astarion drinking from your wrist when he’s starving for it and can’t wait to get you more comfortable. Pulling him into an alleyway one night on the way home from the Elfsong because you can see how badly he's craving in the way he can't keep his eyes off of the pulse point in your neck. He seizes your arm with both hands (can I? Yes-), bringing the soft skin on the inside of your wrist to his lips. He has just enough presence of mind to kiss the heel of your hand distractedly before he bites, fangs sliding through your skin and into the vein. The sound he makes can only be described as a growl, something feral and possessive (and you'll never tell him that it turns you on, since he would be insufferable about it- a promise to yourself that lasts exactly as long as the space between the moment and the next time you're tipsy and want him).
(NSFW Below!)
Astarion drinking from your inner thigh, one hand holding your leg steady and the other cupping your cunt. You groan, eyes shut in pleasure, as his thumb comes to rub your clit. The pain of the bite is barely pain this way- it collides with the pleasure in your belly and sends you almost out of your mind, overwhelmed with sensation and heat. He takes you all the way there, takes just enough from you to have you relaxed and pliant and soaring somewhere above your own body, plays you like an instrument with all the knowledge of you he's gathered over the months, the years. He knows when you're close, knows to crook his fingers inside you just so, knows the reaction he's going to get when he pulls away from your thigh for just a moment and looks up at you with dark eyes and tells you to come for him, he wants to see it, you fall apart so beautifully and it's all for him, isn't it, tell him how good he makes you feel and when you climax with his voice in your ear and the scent of blood on the air he has the audacity to laugh at how well he understands you, your body.
He's soft, after, softer than he'll ever be with anyone who isn't you. He licks you clean before he takes you to the bath, carrying you with the strength your lifeblood gives him. It's the least he can do for you, with everything you've given him: not just your body, but your trust, your closeness, and he will never stop being grateful.
#astarion x you#astarion x reader#astarion smut#astarion x tav#astarion bg3#.astarion#.nsft#i'm never gonna be normal about this sorry. one day y'all are gonna get a dissertation on the incredible intimacy of sharing blood#side note but...i feel like astarion doesn't usually feed during penetrative sex because he Will just lose his mind. feral. out of control#he makes that mistake with you one (1) time right at the beginning of the romance in act 1 and swears he will NEVER do it again (lying)#anyway. my askbox is open. for like minds. and unlike minds actually
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💖 Day 3.5 is now available! 💖
For the last couple of months, only Server Boosters had access to the 3.5 update... Buuuuut now it's available for everyone to play in the 14DWY Discord — and soon itch.io once I'm happy with the QA and state of the game — so please don't feel pressured to join unless you want to!!
The full devlog + even more screenshots are under the cut ^^
What's been added to the 3.5 version?
📺 Streamer Mode!
I've been told that it's difficult to stream and monetise age-restricted videos on YouTube and Twitch, so I added an option to remove the sexual content and strong language used in the demo.
Now y'all can invite Ren into your bed for cuddles without putting your streamer career on the line /silly /lh
This won't affect the 18+ rating or dark themes/elements of the game, however! Although Streamer Mode will prevent you from seeing any "gruesome" CGs in the future, most of the core elements of the game will still be tied to the choices and decisions you make. So you won't miss out on the overall experience by using streamer mode!!
���️ Custom Pronouns!
It only took me one entire year to get around to it, but you can finally choose your own preferred pronouns (or use a set of pronouns instead)... At the cost of being able to change them mid-game ^^;
Since the original pronoun screen wouldn't update until a new scene was displayed, I temporarily disabled the feature. But once I find a workaround, I'll bring it back!
💗 Choose how others perceive you!
You can now choose how the cast and narration perceive you! Originally, the narration was kept strictly gender-neutral (outside of pronouns and genitalia picked by the player), but this will soon change in future updates.
For more clarity: you don't get to choose the words specifically, but you can choose between masculine, feminine, and androgynous terms!
📋 Separate top and bottom genitalia!
You can now choose your tatas and pps separately! >:3
Alongside that, you can also choose your preferred body type!
I removed the "both" genitalia option because a few players still assumed it was an obscure version of "intersex". That wasn't my intention and I don't want to mislead anyone, so I took it out for now ^^;
I also didn't want to include a screenshot of the new genitalia choices in action (because it's NSFW), so y'all get the same character menu screen for the nth time instead lmao
📱 Relationship Screen Overhaul!
You can now change your own status for more immersion, and long-term Server Boosters will eventually be able to submit and use their own icon within the game as well!
Stalking finding your friends has now become easier by using "Buddy Maps"; a new app that allows you to see the location of all the cast members!
I want to offer players more incentive to check the relationship screen since they tend to miss the status updates, so hopefully this might help ;v;
It also says it "updates every few hours" so folks don't go overboard and check every 5 seconds to see where Ren is gdsghf (also keep in mind that he's a hacker lol)
🖤 Additional Scenes Update!
Day 2 received a brand new CG!!!!! Originally, I planned on only adding a few CGs sporadically throughout the game, but it didn't feel right to leave Day 2 so... empty... so I added a brand new CG to (hopefully) make things feel more balanced and natural!
If you decline Teo's offer on Day 3, Leon will now call and try to convince you to reconsider. However, players are still allowed to decline, and if they do, they'll reach a dead end.
After listening to feedback on itch, I changed some of the dialogue during Days 1-3 to make it seem more consistent! They're only small changes though, so it's honestly not worth looking for sdgjssga
🎶 Updated BGM and SFX!
I wanted to try out a different style of music to see if it fits the vibe of 14DWY more! The BGM features more acoustics to suit the "beachy" theme of Corland Bay, though I made a conscious effort to include piano elements as well to stay true to the original!!
I figured it'd be better to give players a live example before I make a poll (to see if they prefer the change or not) and publish it to Itch.
Some new SFX have also been added, though it's very minimal and honestly not that noticeable.
How to download and play the update?
(warning: clicking on the following links will open Discord!!) To download the Day 3.5 update, simply join the 14DWY Discord server, verify your age, and visit the "14dwy-updates" channel!
Alternatively, you can also wait until the update is publicly released on Itch to play it as well!! (It normally gets released shortly after a round of QA testing/getting feedback from the server, though I may release it earlier if I feel like it hehe ^^)
Enjoy!!
#14 days with you#14dwy#💖 — 14 days with queue.#🖤 — updates.#🖤 — spoilers.#I'm not gonna say much about my current doxxing situation because I've got it under control now + it's being handled privately#Plus I don't wanna give it/the people involved any unnecessary attention. I just wanna announce the update and Get Back To It™️#(''it'' bein the grind 💪 It never stops lmao /silly)#OG followers will also know that these topics aren't the vibe I normally have on this blog (or any of my accounts); so I don't think I'll—#—make ANOTHER public post about the situation and bring more attention to it (when I just want everything to be over and put to rest ^^;)#However I also don't want people to think that I'm... ignoring?? the situation entirely (because gettin doxxed is a very endangering thing)#So I DO want to quickly acknowledge it here and say that it's all currently handled + I'm safe and okay + this won't stop me from—#—continuing to work on 14DWY (and other future projects). I also don't want to give these awful people more power and incentive to continue#—this kind of pathetic behaviour; so the less attention and encouragement being shown will ultimately be better in the long run :3#Aaaaaanways!! 😮💨#My other accounts will be restored shortly and my askbox will be opened once I feel comfortable. I'll get around to following folks—#—again in my own time; so please don't feel offended if I unfollowed you during a moment of vulnerability and anxiety!!#This is all EXTREMELY overwhelming and scary for someone with SAD/AvPD; and I /gen can't handle seeing it all over my timeline ;v;#Sorry this got ranty and personal again hjdsgjsdh T_T I said I wouldn't say much; so I'll shut up now hehe#🖤 — shut up sai.
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I just want to have this on my blog <33
#i will never be normal about this.#izzy. pls let me pin you to a corkboard 🥺👉🏻👈🏻#anyway. stunning performance. gonna go and cry myself to sleep now#our flag means death#ofmd season 2 spoilers#ofmd
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anyone else get cuteness aggression whenever they see james mcavoys charles….. like i have to pace around the room everytime i see him (your art is not helping. /pos)
i can think of one (1) mate who also gets cuteness aggression
#xmen#xmen movies#charles xavier#cherik#professor x#erik lehnsherr#magneto#snap sketches#i am moderately tipsy so idk if this looks right. he looks right to me right now i think yeah he looks good ill post it#ANYWAY tahnk you:) i hope my art contributes to Not Being Normal about charles in any capacity#ask earlier about erik's face getting oevrshadowed reminded me i can draw one of my fave things for film erik too#drawing this did make me wanna rewatch first class tho ... 'snap how many times have you rewatched first class'#its a new month ok im allowed to rewatch it five times if i want to#i never draw fc charles .. i miss him sometimes mcavoy in general's fun to doodle#when speak no evil came out i was too stupid excited to doodle paddy after watchin the movie but this aint about him. we're MOVING ON#im gonna go start doodlin somethin goofy bye bye ill be back Whenever
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Tom on more of Owen's s2 improv (x)
#tom hiddleston#owen wilson#mobius#loki#lokius#mcuedit#lokiedit#marveledit#never gonna be a biggest owen fan competition as long as tom's around but i'm not mad about it 😂💖#the way we keep getting confirmation every moment of the loki series i've loved heart and soul has just been owen in the moment#including the timeslipping effect!? which he visualized perfectly before anyone even had a clue what they wanted it to look like!?????#cool cool cool feeling totally normal about how powerful his mind is 🙃#(also for the record i called all these moments out the second i saw them lmao the man's humor is just too good)#'SKIN?' you'll always be famous#marvel#owenwilsonedit#dianagifs
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THIS IS NOT A DRILL: 'NFWMB' in the year of our lord 2024!!!
Madison, WI won so hard tonight !!!
PLEASE he sounds so good and the little pause he does after that "ain't you my baby"?? I AM ABOUT TO DO SOMETHING DRASTIC
🎥: sarahmarieg0926 | tiktok
Madison, WI || 08/16/2024
@melit0n MEL!! YOUR SONG!!
#BIG WEEK FOR ANNOYING PEOPLE (ME)!!!!#i am never gonna be normal about this man am i? damn it andrew.#NFWMB#nina cried power EP#Wasteland Baby! (Special Edition)#hozier#andrew hozier byrne#madison#unreal unearth tour#also please the all black fit. this is my kryptonite#WITH half up hair#WITH the navy blue converse
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“until i did, but we’re not going to talk about that…”
#shadow the hedgehog#sonic the hedgehog#sonic adventure 2#sonadow#if u wish sparkle sparkle#so normal about funny haha silly twitter takeovers from over a year ago#this is a redraw of an older piece i never finished but I don’t think im ever gonna render it so here it is ¯\_(ツ)_/¯#comic#chazart#the rule
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how about a slice of pie?
#lokius#lokiedit#mcuedit#marveledit#lokitvedit#lokitv#lokitvsource#marvelgifs#mcugifs#mcu gifs#marvel gifs#loki laufeyson#mobius m mobius#loki tv#loki series#loki disney+#loki season 2#the way loki scrunches his face in agreement#also the multiple deep breaths that mobius has to take to calm himself i---#can't believe we're gonna get more of this scene soon i'm so excited i could cryyyyyy#okay but loki doesn't actually like (or really eat) the pie but he does it for mobius#and yes mobius is a stress eater and uses food for comfort (always has always will)#but now he gets to eat with loki's company#gosh i love just how well loki knows mobius#'are you okay? i've never seen you like this before.'#knowing that pie will help#wish i could be normal about them#(no i don't)#mine: gifs
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FUCK star-crossed lovers trope. It's time for double stars lovers trope NOW.
The "only you can show me this",
the "you are my partner",
the "you were never broken",
the "we finish this together",
the "because I promised you".
#arcane#jayvik#jayce talis#viktor arcane#jayce x viktor#shitpost#kind of#I'M INSANE OKAY#yeah I totally did created the term#but I never really found a pairing that describes it perfectly#BUT HERE IT IS. JAYVIK.#I'M SO SANE I'M SO NORMAL#please start using and spreading awareness#I need more double stars lovers#yeah anyway#do you see it#“bound together by gravity”#“it was only affection that kept us together”#I'M GONNA THROW UP#I LIED I'M SO INSANE ABOUT THEM
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why idia is being ignore in the event?
aw, I wouldn't say he's really being ignored! he does get some longer scenes in part 3 (I know you sent this before that came out and I'm just catching up now, sorry! :'), including an excellent bit where he's like "yeah I only eat snacks and cup noodles, why" and Trey's grandma instinct immediately kicks on so he can try to convince Idia to eat some protein. just once. please. don't you know how BAD all that sugar is for your TEETH --
Halloween events in particular are a bit of a balancing act, because they deal with way more characters than usual, and the main focus is supposed to be on the SSR guys. I find that they do usually try to give everyone some spotlight at different points though! so I expect Idia will get more scenes later on too, especially once the shit really hits the fan. >:D
(if you're looking for good Idia events, he has SSRs in Ghost Marriage and Glorious Masquerade, and he gets to do a lot in Kelkkarotu and Wish! he is one of the ones who doesn't tend to get a lot of event cards, alas. :( I guess it can be hard to justify him actually leaving his room ever, but it's always super fun when he's in events and is forced to have (1) single social interaction with another human being.)
#joseimuke games are serious business#twisted wonderland spoilers#lost in the book with nightmare before christmas#hajimari no halloween#would've loved it though if trey had started in about how bad it was for your teeth#then actually looked at idia's teeth#and been like#hm. wait. now how does this work.#someday we're gonna find out that idia just eats a lot of blue popsicles or something#he washes his face once and looks like a totally normal dude#(i think he is genuinely the my-room birthday card i'm looking forward to the most because i MUST know what his beauty routine is)#(it would destroy me utterly and yet be VERY funny if he just washes his hair offscreen and never explains how)
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big thank you to jeremy knox for finally verbalizing what we’ve been thinking for an actual decade now
#im never gonna be normal about jean moreau#i haven’t finished tsc yet but oh my god#aftg#the sunshine court#jean moreau#tsc spoilers#tsc#neil josten#andreil#all for the game
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