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WAIT WHAT FAKEY THINK ABOUT CAT MINT?!
ALSO HAPPY 800 FOLLOWERS BUD!!!!!!! :D
hello sorry i'm late!! had to deal with an October's worth of drawing... but, now that that's over, i can finally get back to asks!
(and also thank you very much!! it means a lot knowing how much people enjoy my art 😊✨)
gifting the Frog some forbidden substances here though are we? true, it might only really affect cats... but, Fakey's a weird goop homunculus creature, he works quite differently than normal. did you know that, because of how easily his goopy body absorbs stuff, anything he eats or drinks will basically affect him instantly? and very strongly too, since his whole body takes it in, from smell to taste to substance. certain things like alcohol or cannabis can be quite risky to give.... you never know how he's going to act with that much stuff in his system.
but here is a special offering for the good boy!! a nice, very normal plant, maybe it'll be a good pizza topping! go on and take a sniff!! 😊
oh dearie.
#you have 3 seconds to start running.#you think cats are bad when they've got catnip in their system? this here's an 8 foot several hundred pound goop creature.#well at least it's just catnip this time...... you don't wanna KNOW how badly he gets with other things in his system 👀💧#(never ever let something that already eats way too much get The Munchies.)#my art#pizza tower#pizza tower fake peppino#but ahhh thank you once again for the kind words!! hope you enjoy this silly definitely not about to be dangerous fella! 👍
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But is it vegan tho
#one time i cried for half an hour because a video of fred eating pizza got deleted and i can never watch it again#nu metal#limp bizkit#fred durst#metal#pinkpop
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BROCEDES — you've known him longer than you've tried to forget him
#brocedes#brocedes edit#f1#formula1#nico rosberg#lewis hamilton#���but that will never be enough” because despite how much they meant to each other of course the feel of winning is just everything#the way they continously talk about their karting days so fondly like they wish they could have that same joy and same love back again#i want shared rooms and wrestling matches back i want to eat frosties and play videogames back#i want to go back to a time where the only competition#there was who could eat the most pizza slices and not who was on the top step of the podium
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#today I am disabled#fr I slept all day and I'm about to sleep again#my feet and legs hurt so much last night that I dreamed someone was cutting them off to replace them with better ones#I'm falling back into that 'working and recovering from working' routine again and I hate it#I don't want to live like this#I can't really eat tomatoes anymore. no pizza sauce no pasta sauce no tomato based soups#it just hurts#the overwhelming fatigue and pain. typing feels like lifting weights#and there's this heavy thing in my chest that says it will never get better than this#I just want someone to hug me and tell me it will be okay#even tho it kinda wont#I wish I could get disability...#maybe I should ask my parents for help with it tbh.#I didn't used to be like this...#I used to work twelve and fourteen hour shifts. I used to go places just for fun#fuck#delete later#vent post
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Saw a poll asking which fast food I'd give up for a week for a million dollars, and it's like I'd give up fucking food for a week for that price, there's literally nothing that wouldn't be on the chopping block when it's giving it up for a week
Not to mention I already barely have fast food once a month, and that's only if you count the costco pizza or burgers from the general store (which are more like backyard bbq style... like... the not great but not bad kind from a grill, you know?)
So... money please, I already won, pay me
#like I'm not even kidding about if I got it signed in a contract that I'd get paid; that I'd give up eating for a week for that much#pretty sure while it wouldn't be good for me I'd make it; and... that would only be like 7 less meals that week for an average week#I wouldn't be happy; I don't like being hungry (which is pretty much my forever state; I'm hungry as hell right now)#I know enough to know it would probably take a toll on me given the way I'll prowl the house over and over looking in vain for food#like it would be bad#but there's not a lot I wouldn't do for that kinda money; I'm not gonna pretend that a million isn't a price I can be bought at#basically no hurting anyone; nothing that would do permanent damage... really really gross stuff would cost more#but I don't pretend to have too much pride for this#if you're a sick freak with too much money hit me up and we can probably make a deal#anyway my real point in this post was just the fact that like... give up fast food for a week?#for that price I'd give it up for life; I lose at most costco pizza and perhaps food from the general store; though it isn't fast food#I don't like fast food much; it's already too pricey; you're paying me to do what I already want to do#and with that money I could hire someone to come to my house and teach me to cook#I could pay someone in town to get my groceries... it's a not brainer#hell; for like... mhh... ten million I'd never eat at a restaurant again; though there I'd like to negotiate exceptions to try stuff#like... make the deal that I can't go places regularly; and I can't loop hole this to just always be traveling#but that like if I travel to Japan or something I can try the restaurants there#...twenty five million and I never eat at any restaurant anywhere ever (I'd pay people to have me over for dinner)#one hundred million I never eat anyone's cooking again (I'd go to Japan for instance and pay someone to teach me to cook)#(have them eat with me to make sure I made it right; so I could experience it but no one else made it)#these are my prices#but for real; I never ever ever even go to restaurants; there's exactly one kinda high end pizza place I'd miss with that deal#and again... I'd just go in and pay someone to come help me figure out how to make it at home
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Nothing like a reunion with your childhood friend group to make everything suddenly feel like it's regressing five to ten years in an afternoon
#all the sobriety guardrails are in place but jfc#the saving grace really is that none of us drink anymore#if i had been the only one not drinking i think something may have snapped#it wasn't a bad time it was really important to be there and to be with my friend they needed me#but the amount of masking i had to do for everyone else and the parents#the misgendering and dead naming#from the parents above all#and the constant living in a past that never really existed just a constant clinging to nostalgia#that is unbearably suffocating#im- gods I still feel sick#im gonna get baked and drink fake wine and eat shit pizza#and see if i can tone my hair a bit more and feel as little as possible#cause we have to do it all again next weekend with more ppl#and i know its harder for my friend since its their family so ots nothing compared to what theyre dealing with
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~We like pizza~
Title is a reference to this
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Highly cursed
You were shy and couldn't say anything towards the gorgeous, walking wall of muscle headed your way. This silver haired man was gazing at you with a hunger that which was unknown to you. He sat down and joined you at the table. "What's a nice thing like you doing in a place like this? I gotta have me a slice." he said with saucy intentions. He lifted you and brought his lips upon your body. The devil hunter then dragged his long, ravenous tounge along your folds. He sighed in ecstasy. "Mama mia, you taste so fucking good!"
Suddenly the kitchen lights turned on and Nero walked in. "Dante, what the fuck are you doing old man!?" It turns out that in this life you had been reincarnated as a pizza and were currently being fondled by a strange man who consumed so much cheese that he was levels beyond constipation. "IS HE DOING IT AGAIN?!" Vergil yelled from upstairs. He then teleported into the room.
"Why can't you at least attempt to be normal for once in your life brother? It was bad enough dealing with your mess when the police insisted you stop calling the local pizzeria." Dante stood up and shouted "For the last time, I thought it was a sex hotline! Give me a break!". Nero raised his brow and said "So you're telling me that you were asking about nipple sizes instead of pepperoni?" Dantes face flushed crimson as he shouted "DON'T KINK SHAME ME!" and he hastily left the room.
#shitpost#crack fic#devil may cry#dante#dante sparda#Pizza kink#dmc nero#vergil dmc#cursed#I'm never eating pizza again#Youtube
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anyways sry its not srs eventually ill get it together . and be a person again. one day
#its just like atm everything that i need is like . not possible. which is oartially my brain being like We have to do this before we this#which sometimes isnt true but sometimes is#like i cant get medicated again or back seeing a psych or back on t until i get a job again#but i cant get a job again utnil i get my ged <- partially untrue but ged would make it a lot easier#but i cant get my ged until i have a job bc it costs money <- if i asked my parents they would probably help me If they had money 2 spare#since like. yk. they want ne to be able to work again so i have money again and ill be another source of income and they care abt me also .#affirmations . ppl donot just see me as a piggy bank they do see me as a person im not judt someone to squeeze money out of thats not how#ppl view me and its fine its fine its fine its fine . it feels so stupid being scared abt that i feel like a rich person whos like She only#likes me for my money 😭 like stfuuu annoying ass. i just ummmm. have a massive fear of debt and like. ppl demanding money from me#unexpectedly or expecting i am going to give them money. not in like a Ohhh fucking ppl want me to donate not it at all im happy to donate#but in like. god this is dumb. eveeytime i got birthday or christmas money as a kid i had to give it to my parents so they could buy food or#gas or whatever. and it never got paid bsck and it felt like shit. but i couldnt ever say no bc then itd be My fault we didnt have food that#week . yk. my first paycheck i had to give it all to my mom for groceries and we got in a fight in the store bc she was like Ok im gonna go#buy pop and my dumbass got upset abt it bc like. my mom told me itd be Necessities nd like. yk. wtvr. it was fucking stupid my entire family#r caffeine addicts so pop is a necessity i was just. rly upset and it felt like my parents saw my money as just. theirs but they had to ask#abt it so i wouldnt get pissy. yk. and they ask me for money a lot usually for food and i dont mind but it like. idk im rly paranoid abt#being a provider and ive got a Lot of guilt abt like. anytime we dont have enough food it feels like my fault bc it was my fault when i wasa#kid if i didnt give up my christmas money for pizza. or whatever. idk its so dramatic like i didnt need the money i was 8 it was selfish of#me to wanna buy fucking. toys or whatever that wasnt more important than My parents being able to get to work or my siblings being able to#fucking. literally eat. or paying bills. like its selfish that im like wahhh wahhh but i wanted to buy vibeo game wif my bday money i#shouldve judt been fucking grateful i was able to help my family. wtvr. I hate connor. wtvr#n then the shit with ugh last year like. yk. and stuff. and then the them stealing 1000 from me not getting into it b4 i get mad. idk.#and im just lazy now i need to get a job again but all the shit like. as i was saying earlier b4 i started whining. idk. i should be happy#that i get to help w bills and stuff that was my dream as a kid#like ever since i was 5 when i was fantasizing abt my future i was like Im gonna marry a prince and then ill be able to afford to pay all of#my families bills and my parents and siblings will be able to go to college and be happy and maybe never have to work bc ill be able to#handle it and ive always like. yk. when i was a dumbass kid i was like Ill go to college so i can get a good job and be useful. of course i#cant ever go to college bc im fucking. useless. and itd just be another burden on my family if i was in debt bc i couldnt help them as much#if i had debt and itd be selfish. and it doesnt matter bc im too stupid to go to college anyway. idk. i wish i could just fix everything#it just feels awful rn im literally just a drain and my family doesnt say it to me yk like. ik theyre happy imback i think they are
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I really should learn to never write anything in the YouTube comment section; it's a fucking cesspit.
#i frequently promise myself to never say anything but then i go and think i have something to add#now i must eat pizza and promise myself again to never comment anything
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is it better to never have something or have it once knowing you wont have it again
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the way some of the neurotypical/wealthy folk I know make living look so easy yet make being look so fucking hard
#you can work a job and still use your free time and can afford real food why do you just eat frozen pizza and buy funko pops forever#however incalculably deeper life would be internally & externally fully aside if i had a good brain & cash id never eat processed food again#how are you content you have everything you need to do anything and you arent even a little interested in stopping tv dinner reruns#its like pls do anything with yourself even just a minor hobby build your life SOMEHOW imma kill myself trying to live watching you not live
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this website changed so much in good ways and bad ways remember when everyone thought the comic with the 1950s woman eating ribs was the funniest shit
#then again this was the ''HAHA JENNIFER LAWRENCE EATS PIZZA SHE'S SOOOO RELATABLE'' era#btw this is a good way in which tumblr changed i'm glad we have higher standards for comedy now#like inventing a fake movie and dragging the joke into the ground for 2 solid weeks before never mentioning it again because it's cringe
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the pizza and onion rings made me feel so heavy and bloated I'm in pain 😭😭
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i seriously cannot believe my mom. she knows about the starbucks boycott and i specifically asked not to go, but she took my grandma anyway because "it's what she likes." she even said that them being anti-labor is reason enough to boycott them aside from their pro-israel stance, so why support them? my grandma is a grown woman, she can go without starbucks! i don't care if it's "the only thing she likes," it's ridiculous to pay $7 (and your soul) for coffee you can make at home or buy for less than half the price at a local shop (and we went to a local place right afterward! what the hell is the point of going to starbucks???). you can try new things, it won't kill you. it's just so upsetting to me that my mom wouldn't even suggest to my grandma that she not go to starbucks. she didn't even have to mention the boycott, just push her toward buying a $2 latte at the local place instead? it's not as if my grandma will lose it, they have a good relationship and she has good values. it's just so ridiculous to me and i don't understand why my mom doesn't care enough to uphold the boycott. we aren't starbucks patrons, we never go unless my grandma's around. it's really hurtful, and she took us to the local place to get other drinks as if that makes it all okay. i would give up whatever it took to not support israel, but she won't consider avoiding this one luxury.
#i just hope enough people are boycotting that people like my grandma wont make a difference#i know starbucks has this stupid cult following#we literally have 4 in my town#other coffee is better healthier and CHEAPER#i know boomers make fun of millennials for paying that much for it#but when you're faced with spending that money to support genocide#its really a no-brainer for me#we used to get dominos all the time#i genuinely don't care if i never eat their pizza again#:/#personal#boycott starbucks
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hot girls get tummy aches in the middle of the night and have a little panic attack because of it 🤪🤪🤪
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It's amazing how quickly you can make someone turn on your company by making a stupid and insulting move
Force me to go through the front door and scan my card when I have backdoor business that never needed a card before (what? ...I was going to somehow... sneak in and... purchase things with a borrowed card? ...which I totally can't do from the front door after scanning it?)
Or like... twitterify your layout right after your users give you a bunch of money just cause they like you, and then refuse to walk it back
...or all the other things companies do that just kinda piss people off and then they refuse to acknowledge maybe it sucks and is stupid cause "hey, the customers didn't leave"... yeah... yet
#legit; as small as it is it gives me a hint at the direction things will head and that costco will get more and more anti consumer#and I'm in minutes going from an 'I love costco; it's how I afford to eat; go get a cheap pizza'#to 'you know costco is kinda frustrating and annoying and I don't trust their ceo... I'm not sure if it's worth your time and money'#like look back and; tumblr search willing; you'll find posts of me singing costco's praises; literal free advertising#cause while it's not right for everyone; man is it so much cheaper than places like walmart#but... I legit don't know if I can recommend it anymore#for one thing; when I signed up I just spotted the members desk; walked in the backdoor up to the desk; and gave them money#now... what? you gotta ask permission? I feel like there's a chilling effect on wanting to join... at least for my socially anxious ass#and again; I just whiff this as like when games companies add DRM that breaks the game... for people who actually pay for it#they're making me suffer a pain in the ass for no reason cause someone might not be giving them money#and now that person never will give them money... and frankly... if they don't pay the membership but spend $500 how much did you lose?#but like I said; I feel it in the air; that costco will start doing more and more anti consumer stuff#...do I think it's a good idea to join up when they're gonna slowly start turning this corner?#I mentioned that quote by the founder about killing them if they raise the price of the hotdog#but... the fact the founder felt the need to say that to begin with told me something#kinda gotten the impression that the ceo is greedy as hell and wants to drain the consumer (so... a normal ceo)#and this just smacks of netflix/disney#oh... did you hear about disney killing someone with a food allergy despite being told about it multiple times like when the dish arrived?#and now disney is trying to forced arbitrate cause they had a disney+ trial in 2019#you hear about that one? cause that's a real news story; I'll find you an article if you don't believe it#anyway; this smacks of cracking down on password sharing to make up for hypothetical lost revenue#and let me tell you... if I could switch to pirating my groceries I would; I would download eggs#so this doesn't change costco fundamentally; but it does make it feel more hostile and like it doesn't trust me#it makes things feel more adversarial instead of like a partnership where they get me good prices on good things and I give money#and I just wouldn't be surprised if they start doing more things I don't like#things that make things worse... things like raising prices to increase their profit#...makes me want to... work on figuring out how to make everything myself since no company is trustworthy#they'll all turn on you in the end; the moment the wrong person takes charge they'll start to metastasis#towards the cancer of infinite profits#not saying don't go to costco... I'm saying don't get attached if you do; I think they're ready to do what every company does these days
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