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I just made the really questionable decision to basically do twelve weighted squats by putting my 75lb dog on my lab and scooting down the stairs on my butt 💀 for reference he is 3/5ths of my weight and both his puppy ACLs are fucked

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it's ok, jay

(not ship)

[id: a drawing of jason todd and dick grayson. dick is in his nightwing costume without the mask, and jason is in a brown leather jacket. jason is doubled over dick in a tight hug. /end id]

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This bit kinda kills me because what do you MEAN he paid for cereal at a diner??? Does he not have cereal at home??? Is this a special little treat for him???

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YOU 🫵 can amass a friend group of childless people in their 30s as long as you pull from these 3 demographics

Queer freaks from the internet

Highly-educated weird women

Gamer men who became adjusted and compassionate in their 20s but still are not comfortable recognizing this in themselves so they’re putting off dating in order to play the horse girl gacha game

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Y’all would not believe how long this took. I think the replay clocked it in at 9 hours and 13 minutes, but I’m not usually fast at drawing anyway. I think I got pretty accurate with this one, except for line weight, but I’m too lazy to go back and fix that. Anyway, another sibling quote comic imitating @wanologic, but this time it’s the current art style.

And bro, I didn’t even realize your handwriting was actually handwriting instead of a typed font until I did this. It’s so tidy

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Sit in your parent’s lap like you did when you were a kid

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extremely funny to me that harley quinns real name is apparently harleen quinzel, a name that sounds less real that harley quinn. they should do that with more comic characters. batman real name batthew manning. daredevil real name darius devilson. doctor strange real name. well okay that one doesnt count.

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Wanted to draw a silly lil comic of Robin and Batman going to watch the movie about Pulitzer winner Lois Lane's husband

but then remembered that's how the Waynes got shot oh well GET BAT TASERED

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PROJECT ANNOUNCEMENT 🔥

Raph couldn't wait any longer: today we announce Red and Rude, a Raphael Zine! We can't wait to share the Interest Check with you this September 1st!

Check out our carrd below/in bio for more info!

❤️ Carrd here!

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> looking at a new popular collectible

> ask the people if it's objects or gambling

> they don't understand

> pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is objects and what is gambling

> they laugh and say "it's a good collectible sir"

> look up how to buy a collectible

> its gambling

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maybe im in the wrong, but i dont wanna have to take care of myself and my health. not saying im gonna go and do hard drugs, smoke one hundred cigarettes a day, sleep every three days and only eat soda and fries, i just dont want to have to do more in order to feel good, sometimes not even as good as people my age and those who are around me.

i dont want to have and go to multiple specialists to try and figure out wtf is wrong with me, that if my symptoms aren't dismissed as anxiety or being afab and my body yearning to get pregnant or some shit like that.

i dont want to have to try medications to see if they help me, knowing they can also do nothing or worse, worsen my symptoms and ruin my day.

i dont want to have to do things differently and find ways that go with my body's needs, i dont want to have to have things or do things specifically so i dont feel like crap. i am grateful for the disabled community for making me feel comfortable and valid to try mobility aids and doing things sitting down instead of standing, but i dont want to have to do it.

i dont want to have to eat small meals every two-three hours when its not even possible to carry your lunch for multiple reasons. i dont want to wear compression socks all the time.

i just wanna live life kinda carelessly like others, knowing its okay and i dont have anything to worry about.

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PSA: AO3 HAS BEEN INFECTED WITH AI BOT COMMENTS.

Have you seen one of these dipshits? If you post regularly on ao3, chances are YES, but more likely you didn't notice nor suspect it was a bot. Sometimes they start off nice, or even praise you before getting nasty out of nowhere, like so:

But much like Grok, their newest obsession is nazism.

I don't know where they come from, or what purpose this could possibly serve other than suicidebaiting random people in the internet, I guess; but apparently they've started parroting names from real users to send these comments and shifting their general length to go by undetected. Maybe those are scrappers trying to train 'reviewbots' to be sold as part of some scam service promising to give feedback for newbie writers, who the fuck knows.

Here are more examples of the tone and backhanded compliments you can find in these:

If you regularly post on AO3 or interact with writers in it, please pass this along so they don't feel insane receiving bombs in their inbox. This is ridiculous.