#nerve plant

[axofixations]

i wanna introduce you guys to my plants,,, so

My Plants!!! [in pot height order, ignore the shotty editing]

Mr. Silly Goofy

this is Mr. Silly Goofy. He's the original, he started out as a small lil offshoot of another succulent, and now he's his own lil guy! [I refer to Mr. Silly Goofy using He/Him pronouns.]

He's been a bit busy producing a new leaf. I think he may be a Kalanchoe Dwarf Hybrid, since afaik he's similar to some Kalanchoe succulents, but he has his own distinct features.

The lil pink cup you see in the background is his old pot. I actually recently repotted him! Also, he has a lil bead. It wasn't in his original pot, but when I repotted my narcissus, one of the beads fell into the potting mix.

he also used to have a name tag! I mean, he still has it, but since the pink cup will be repurposed, i figured I might as well tape the ol' nametag to the bottom of his lil well-plate.

Jimmy Carter Hughes-Neutron

The Aloe Vera! His name is Jimmy "Jimney" Carter Hughes-Neutron. [naming like this will continue with my other plants.]

Amusingly, the Jimmy Carter name came from a friend BEFORE he died, so it's mostly unrelated to his death. I bought him for $5 from a plant sale. He's the only one I haven't repotted! [Also use He/him for 'em.]

The lil Q-Tip is because the day I bought him, I was hanging out with a friend, and we were doing art together. There were some q-tips lying in the open, and I was like: "...Lil sword."

So I grabbed the Q-tip and stuck it in his pot. It used to be at the edge of the pot, but I actually moved it inwards today to act as a sort-of stake, since the guy was leaning pretty severely [he was at a 45° angle, literally.]

He also has a new little sprout! [lil yellow thing.]

Narcissus :]

THE NARCISSUS!!! I've had him for such a long while and I've yet to give him a name! Quite a shame, honestly. I think he rather quite likes this pot! He has a few beads with him too from his old one so he didn't completely ditch his roots! :]

If you guys have any name suggestions, let me know! [I use he/him for the guy :3]

Drogas Queso Lacey Nerve-Plant

Last but [Certainly] not least, Mr. Drogas Queso Lacey Nerve-Plant!!!! Yes, he has like 2 first names that are in spanish [Drugs and Cheese], but who cares!!!! [If you've noticed, all my plants use he/him.]

This is actually him before & after I pruned him. Unfortunately, I forgot to water him for a bit, and he... well, you can see how much I trimmed.

He was actually the second plant I got! First was Mr. Silly Goofy! I got this lil guy at a local fair I performed at! [I also saw some live axolotls there, which was nice :3]

I'm hoping he'll bounce back, he's still a bit green at the bottom so he's not completely gone!

Anyways, despite my tactile botanophobia, I am taking care of them! They are thriving! [Well, except Drogas, but.... I'm trying.]

I keep 'em all near the window in my kitchen, which is curtained, but it faces roughly the south, so the sun rises there, and there's a decent amount of light that comes in during the day!

I also keep any animals away from them. I learned the hard way when my stepmom's dog, Stryder, knocked over Mr. Silly Goofy within like a week of having him [Mr. Silly Goofy]. Was not a good time, but he's doing alright now!

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[prettypinksamantha]

my happy pink fittonia plant ෆ

[kelpiegry-art]

Yes, this is fanart of half of Måneskin, but more importantly it’s fanart of two of my houseplants.

[dle-4455]

Pink Plants!

Top Left: “Bubblegum” Tradescantia

Top Right: Pink Syngonium

Bottom Left: Fittonia “Frankie”

Bottom Right: Aglaonema Siam

[ormspryde]

@magicmetslogic requests plant pics, so here we are! These are Very Very Not All My Plant Babies but it's nighttime outside and there's not enough light to get good photographs of the ones I have sitting in windows.

Also not pictured: the five billion yards of pothos vines that are going to end up strangling me in my sleep I just know it lol.

[traught-whelmed-aster]

I truly never let my friends have a day off 💖

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I’ve taken up every day off they’ve had for the last 2 weeks with holidays and brunches and shopping and I love that they just let it happen ✨

As a consolation, we went plant shopping. Her name is Ellie.

[artisplatters]

MY BODY IS A FITTONIA ALBIVENIS PLANT AND I AM IT'S UNWILLING CARETAKER

WHAT DO YOU FUCKING MEAN I SUDDENLY HAVE BOUNDLESS ENERGY BECAUSE I SAT MY ASS OUTSIDE FOR TEN MINUTES

I'VE BEEN TIRED AND UNMOTIVATED ALL FUCKING DAY AND YOU'RE TELLING ME THE CURE WAS JUST TO GO TOUCH GRASS AND ENJOY A BREEZE? FUCKING DRAMATIC ASS MEAT SUIT

[rosszulorzott]

fittonia insider info, valaki szólhatott volna előre. azt hittem, milyen jól működik a kommunikációnk, hogy

ő: drooping én: szaladok a vízzel

közbe meg :(

épp issza a növényem a talpa alá öntött vizet (az egyik különösen szereti így) és odapillantva pont elkaptam ahogy a kis levelei beleremegnek a gyönyörbe

[theabode]

[monkesupreme]

Maybe i SHOULD draft out my ‘Clark is a SuperPlant’ propaganda post

[abandonedshops]

coworker brought in a few plants to share with folks for the holidays and they were suuuuuper cute and so i got a baby philodendron brasil (I THINK? LOL) so yayyyyy :]

[ohno-the-sun]

I could not get @oobbbear mad scientist au out of my head I love it so much

[moomeecore]

"is this a plant or a weed" im going to pull all the hair out of your head

[coolhorse]

So anyway heres my brief backstory that i just made up comic.

[jokidden]

I know i said its funny how blue locks initials are bl but i was so not expecting this. Like. How. Ive heard of gay ships in sport anime/manga its always a given but ive never head of THIS

And the matchs still not over. We migh just have a gay wedding on our hands soon by the end at this rate