#WHAT DO YOU FUCKING MEANNNNNNNN

[artisplatters]

MY BODY IS A FITTONIA ALBIVENIS PLANT AND I AM IT'S UNWILLING CARETAKER

WHAT DO YOU FUCKING MEAN I SUDDENLY HAVE BOUNDLESS ENERGY BECAUSE I SAT MY ASS OUTSIDE FOR TEN MINUTES

I'VE BEEN TIRED AND UNMOTIVATED ALL FUCKING DAY AND YOU'RE TELLING ME THE CURE WAS JUST TO GO TOUCH GRASS AND ENJOY A BREEZE? FUCKING DRAMATIC ASS MEAT SUIT

[azurecanary]

As a Gen Z cisgender man, if i see one more goddamn post saying that Harris lost because she didn't cater enough to said demographic, I'm gonna lose my shit

[measureformeasure]

the results to that poll about does exercise give you more energy that i posted ages ago CONTINUE to startle me. what the fuck are any of you talking about exercise gives you more energy. this must be some kind of cheap trick

[blood-mocha-latte]

i have made a horrible discovery

[woodswolf]

im gonna start dropping catch/cradle spoilers on main if i cant write it soon <- still has to write chapter 6

[coulson-is-an-avenger]

so i could be entirely wrong about this but i THINK in one of the bonus episodes of trice forgotten (GAY PIRATE PODCAST EVERYONE LISTEN TO IT RIGHT NOW okay [clears throat]) nemo martin, the creator, mentions that people just didn't wash on boats and had to wait until storms to strip down and have a good soak?? here's the transcript of the episode im thinking of Maybe it'll be useful https://ghostwires.github.io/transcripts/tf/0041-belowdecks3.html

NOOOOO WHAT DO YOU MEAHNGJSHFKWJD OH NOGBNFF

(Genuinely tho thank you for the rec - gay pirate podcast sounds amazing??? and fuck yes knowledge 🙏🙏)

but also NOOOOOO SAY IT AINT SO

[nathsolkyoako]

One of the pluses to giving a character I play my own issues is people give asks with advice (:

[in-som-niyah]

hi!! i’m literally so obsessed with your work i’ve been scrolling your profile all day 😭😭 i was wondering if you could write something about jason x fem!reader getting married? mostly fluff but ill never say no to some good smut

a/n: "i’m literally so obsessed with your work i’ve been scrolling your profile all day" WHAT DO YOU MEANNNNNNNN STOP UR GONNA MAKE ME CRY THIS IS EVERYTHING TO ME HELLO??? like wdym u like my work so much u spend so much time on my blog i love u gimme kiss

anyway this prompt is *chefs kiss* bc we all know Big Bad Jason Todd™ is such a loverboy softie but most of all he loves hard.

I think that before he met you he never thought that he would be so enamoured with someone who also feels the same way about him at the same time, that also wants to marry him??? He thinks he's too flawed and violent and abrasive for someone to even like being around him. So marrying him??? haha you're funny.

But after YEARS (yes, it takes him years of a committed relationship with you to fully trust that you actually like being with him for an extended period of time, let alone forever) of handling his emotions, outbursts and injuries with grace while still giving him a whack at the back of his head when he's being stupid, he considers marrying you.

Remember, Jason Todd is fucking scared himself, and he doesn't want to scare you off with a ring that literally promises forever with him. Though he loves you, he wants you to be happy in the end. Will you be happy with him in the end?

It takes a lot of mental and emotional strength to overcome these fears that swirl around his head.

When he does get over it though, he's so attentive yet sneaky when picking your ring. There's a luxury jewellery store on the way to your favourite clothing store at the mall, and he literally takes you to the whole mall just to pass by the store. He always looks to see what your eyes catch, what you like and don't like. Doesn't matter if he ends up spending hundreds since you're at the mall so much, he'll do it just to make sure he gets exactly what you want.

Jason also uses his extensive detective training to find out what cut and stone you want on the ring. He's ok with diamonds, but would want something more unique and personal for his love. He wants something that always reflects you, no matter the occasion.

Side note: once the ring comes he would definitely put together a photo album of pics he took of the ring in plain sight while you're completely oblivious just for shits and giggles

Finally, when it's time to pop the question, he doesn't do flashy and big productions with lights and letters and petals and stuff.

He would be dancing in the kitchen with you on a lazy Saturday, eating pancakes and bacon and when the song ends just casually asks "if I were to ask you, would you marry me?" Now he looks collected as he lovingly smiles down at you but is actually shitting himself until you say that you would in fact marry him if he asked. Then he reaches into his back pocket and pulls out the most perfect, detailed, gorgeous ring you could ever ask for while properly asking you to marry him. Cue the waterworks (from both of you) and the celebratory make-out sesh.

Y'all definitely fucking the night of the proposal though

I feel like it would be realllllly possessive since yk you literally belong to him now

"tell me who this pussy belongs to, pretty girl" Knowing full well you can't answer because your eyes have already rolled back mid-stroke and you're babbling incoherently. It does, however, put a smug ass smirk on his face.

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a/n pt2 bc i can't shut up: i hope u like it!!! i wasn't in the mood to write anything smutty but idk im in my soft era for jason i just want his stoic self to love me :(((((

[cuccoway]

The more i scroll, i see a lot of people dont like the song SING by the American rock band My Chemical Romance

FUCK YOU MEAN YOU DONT LIKE SING??????

WHAT DO YIU MEANNNNNNNN YOU DONT START VIOLENTLY SHAKING OUT OF EXCITEMENT WHEN THE BRIDGE COMES ON???????

Be so fuckin fr dude LMFAO😭

[bellshazes]

"i'm not sure my File Explore is even set up right" every day people test my absolute fucking limits of patience. what do you MEANNNNNNNN it's FILE EXPLORER

[unriding]

i just clicked on ur ktober mlist to see whats going on in there and yelled out loud WHAT THE FUCK bc WDYM overstim w kaji is the first thing on there !!!!!!!!!!!! what do you MEANNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!

HAJSJSMM HI VENUS I SAW UR TAGS TO THAT ONE AND I AM CHEESING SO HARD . YIPPEEEE . THANK U 🥺 im rubbing my hands together like a fly rn . or … wagging my tail like a dog rn . or maybe both ?! maybe also hugging your leg like a weirdo . i love u sm <333

[crittrscorner]

dear mccracken will forever be in my top 5 laying on the ground staring into the night sky songs what do you MEANNNNNNNN in the rough draft she loved you ‼️‼️‼️ i thought that kind of heartache was meant for the young but we're never too old to hurt ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ you've gotta be fucking kidding

also it was fucking insaaane in concert i would love to go see bug hunter live again are u joking bug hunter come back to michigan ‼️‼️‼️

[woodswolf]

im going insane crazy style

[joelletwo]

this was (my tags) on a. post about. the aromanticism meme semi-funny semi-alienating realization "whoa relationships from my tv shows are real ppl actually do that?!"

#ive been trying so hard to word the equivalent feeling i get from mr. moon of raksura series bc its like#haha i do that* but i would STILL be surprised to find out actually real life has been like the books for everyone else this whole time #bc again i was given to believe by the behavior of everyone around me that i would be [kicked out of the village] if i revealed that#*and dont ask what i mean by this i dont fucking know.

and well i can say after finishing the series i STILL. feel. semi-amused and semi-alienated. by moon and similar experiences. what do you meannnnnnnn even the neurotic-about-sex losers are less neurotic about sex than their fellow loser, me. or perfectly fine about the parts im most neurotic about.

or. am i mixing up several different thoughts. hes allowed some of his neuroses in a carefully kid-glove-handled way by everyone around him perceiving him as a cornered prey animal. and some of them he's allowed in a. yeah obviously you fucking idiot, why were you even worried about that, thats completely normal and youre the only one with problems about it. what are you, stupid. kind of way. and sometimes thats directed at moon and sometimes its [perceived and perceived to be] directed at me the neurotic loser reader.

like. kjhsfg i enjoyed the hell of these books but they were so. FRAUGHT. to be excited about bringing a lot of baggage into the series i thought id be able to see reflected in moon. and. like. 95% DID. but the remaining 5% plus some overlap was like. kjhsfg i felt so weirdly Confronted By and Defensive About. CONTINUES TO PICK IT APART

[somanywords]

WAIT BRO HOLD THE FUCK ON

what do you MEAN I missed the subtext between benny and smalls???? what do you MEANNNNNNNN

OMG I DON'T KNOW, i just saw the movie for the first time a month ago and loved it. and thought it was gay. it was great, 10/10!

[gayrika]

what the fuck do you meannnnnnnn there's in app purchases. for what even. do i pay the pokemon company a nice 5 dollars and they send men to my house to hit me with hammers until im unconscious