#nekkers

[witcheringways]

"Ugly Bastard..."

[hiswitcherr]

nekker slaying moments

endless tw3 remastered pics part 16

[artistpolly]

When Nekkers stole the most valuable thing 😬

[misscalming]

I hate history as a subject- “to what extent did the spread of enlightenment ideas lead to the outbreak of the revolution” but all my brain remembers is the doomed yaoi subplot between Robespierre and Camille, Danton being an unkillable baby , Saint-Just being the worse son ever and Marat living in the sewers.

[ladycibia]

Your egg carton (is that what it was? Lol) and pokemon Jaskier just made my day. I loved that comic, thanks for sharing it with us all ❤️

Thank *you* for your kind words! ❤️ It was a silly (and self-indulgent) idea, but I'm so happy you enjoyed it! X3 Like that time I decided to have a chocolate pudding on Halloween and it looked like this

[ooksaidthelibrarian]

rough outline traced from a screenshot I took, done in Ibis Paint - a bunch of Nekkers from Witcher 3

They kind of look like they are striding dynamically towards the camera for the cover of their first album. The Nekkstreet Boys. One Dirnekktion. Nekkids on the Block. The possibilities are endless.

for @witchermonstermayhem

[tigerlyla-of-metinna]

Monster Monday: Nekker

Small beasties that attack in mobs. They leap and claw like enthusiastic fleas on a dog. Their squeals and cries are grating to the ears worse than nails on a chalkboard.

Photo given to me by The Bloody Baron. My edits in Photoshop.

[dukeofdogs]

Golden, Copper and Meteorite Nekker Statue leader skin

Surrender your soul to the service of silent, ever-watchful statue.

Sacrifice your scraps, wait, no... anyway you get the point.

Relinquish your sanity for the amusement of this ominous, otherworldly idol.

[atomskdluffy]

I love how, in the world of the Witcher, though you play as a monster hunter Geralt's first instinct is never to fight unless directly under attack. If a monster possesses some shred of intelligence he will always try to talk it out first. If a monster is created by a curse he will try to break the curse rather than kill the monster. This allows a great amount of nuance in quests, and leads to such comedy as saving a rock troll from horde of ogroids and being offered ogroid soup as a reward. Geralt checks to see if he put any humans in the soup, and when the troll answers no he determines he's not a threat and leaves him be. Sure, you can choose to be an ass and kill everything that looks vaguely monstrous, but why would you when the other option is so much more fun!

[aro-attorneys]

iorveth and Nekker Vasily have lived together in the forest in Flotsam for many years and often drink tea and talk politics together. They are literally like relatives in spirit or husbands in destiny. Loredo is jealous of them and wants to be third, but he was killed.

Anon I mean this in the best way possible but what the fuck are you talking about

[lachendelama]

Wachtrij entertainment bij Provinciaal sport- en recreatiecentrum De Nekker in Mechelen. Niet alleen voor vermaak, maar ook om er voor te zorgen dat het goed door loopt en iedereen bekend is met de regels.

#wachtrij #entertainment #denekker #mechelen

[jaskier-cult]

human witcher jaskier

imagine, for a second, witcher Jaskier ... who isn't actually a witcher, but he's trying his damned hardest at it.

after he splits from Geralt at the mountain, people keep recognising him as "the witcher's bard," and they think the witcher isn't far behind him. they give him contracts and ask him for help, except ... well, Geralt isn't here, is he? but witchers are a dying breed. how many more people will die before an actual witcher will finally meander into town? Jaskier can't just turn away people in need!

so, what does he do?

he puts down his precious lute, picks up a silver sword, and he uses the long-ago sword lessons he learned as a noble's son to dispatch the nekker's nest.

he employs his own skills and uses the knowledge he gained from Geralt over the years. and he almost dies and gets hurt really badly, but the job is done! he actually did it! and when he goes to confirm the kill with the alderman, he lies and says that Geralt is tending to his wounds while Jaskier picks up the money.

this creates a dangerous pattern of Jaskier unwittingly picking up contracts when given them, even fighting off larger monsters sometimes. he eventually stops lying about Geralt being around and just takes on contracts himself. this creates rumors that travel fast, about a human taking on witcher contracts, and succeeding. and let's just say, actual witchers? well, they're mighty curious about this little human parading around as one of them.

[0dde11eth]

Geralt and Roach: Top 5 arguments

5. Geralt insisted he needed new armor, before she needed a new saddle. (It was the ab armor, she insists its ugly.)

4. Geralt tries to prevent Jaskier from spoiling her with treats and braiding flowers into her hair. She deserves luxuries.  

3. One time geralt tried to use Nekker Pheromone spray on her. He insists that it was for her protection. She insisted it stinks and she doesn’t want to smell as bad as him

2. Geralt keeps trying to eat her salt lick

and their Top argument of all time 1.

Go apologize to the colorful foal you idiot. We are on a monster filled mountain and I will not be leaving without him!

[skovenshemmeligheder]

*potion made out of ghoul ass hair, pee, nekker spit, dirt and 9 liters of vodka*

Geralt:

[galasgamingcorner]

Nekkers. Might’ve expected as much. They love places like this.

[monsterfuckerconfessions]

for a while now ive has this huge Thing for some of the monsters from tw3.... i can't play without soaking my briefs sometimes 🙈

i wanna be spit roasted on freezing cold drowner ovipositors. or gangbanged by a feral pack of tiny nekkers, so small they can easily fit three ridged cocks at a time in my tight cunt. or be an alghoul's free use mate and be stuck constantly on fat slimy ghoul dick. or tied naked to the bow of a skellige ship to occupy the sirens' mouths and keep them distracted. or fucked by an invisible foglet while his invisible friends rim my ass and choke me on their tongue. or tied up in an arachnomorph's webbing deep in their cave with only a whole cut out for breeding.

basically, if it's a pack monster, my legs are spread and my pussyheart is open 🤤

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