#excuse me i havent seen the second season yet ....

[jaskier-cult]

human witcher jaskier

imagine, for a second, witcher Jaskier ... who isn't actually a witcher, but he's trying his damned hardest at it.

after he splits from Geralt at the mountain, people keep recognising him as "the witcher's bard," and they think the witcher isn't far behind him. they give him contracts and ask him for help, except ... well, Geralt isn't here, is he? but witchers are a dying breed. how many more people will die before an actual witcher will finally meander into town? Jaskier can't just turn away people in need!

so, what does he do?

he puts down his precious lute, picks up a silver sword, and he uses the long-ago sword lessons he learned as a noble's son to dispatch the nekker's nest.

he employs his own skills and uses the knowledge he gained from Geralt over the years. and he almost dies and gets hurt really badly, but the job is done! he actually did it! and when he goes to confirm the kill with the alderman, he lies and says that Geralt is tending to his wounds while Jaskier picks up the money.

this creates a dangerous pattern of Jaskier unwittingly picking up contracts when given them, even fighting off larger monsters sometimes. he eventually stops lying about Geralt being around and just takes on contracts himself. this creates rumors that travel fast, about a human taking on witcher contracts, and succeeding. and let's just say, actual witchers? well, they're mighty curious about this little human parading around as one of them.

[storiesofsvu]

uhhhh... yeah

criminal minds evo thought

Christ

It took til nearly 4:30 am for it to be uploaded to the links I have and I am TIRED so excuse me if I tire out early or if I don’t commentary the whole ep.

Im also hungry af.

This was a terrible idea LOL

The system jade and Damian had honestly fucking slaps. Like, it was do or die. They both knew that there would be red dots around the scene from the other guns and that at his feet could easily be the sign of “im watching” and him signalling killed me

How tf did this trooper recognize her from her fucking driver’s but not in person???

Ooookay, here’s number five?

I get the whole attorney client privilege but these seems VERY dramatic and not realistic but what do I know? Lol I only watch crime shows

Jill: “I only kissed you to distract you” LOL

Emily’s little super light gray highlight right passed her pangs on her right kills me every time.

Rebecca is SERVING this season, she’s SO good.

A spencer mention!!! The girlies will be happy

Fuck I just remembered this is the second last ep and some heavy shit is likely gonna happen. Fuck..

Gouged out his EYES!!?? Jfc

Tara… pls stop talking w your hands, its incredibly distracting…

Honestly.. im here for the tyler Emily partnership this season

A bunker… interesting.. OHHH it’s the bunker with all the bau info!

Jill’s so fucking hot. Like, desperate housewives felicity was one thing but milf dr felicity is something ELSE

Elias is such a good liar and incredible character/actor, no matter how much we hate him

Okay, im not gonna lie, I really like tyler, esp now that his entire personality isn’t revolving around being garcia’s interest

Oh GOD emily’s in the red shirt…. If it’s a long sleeve then that’s the one we’ve seen from the promo pic of her looking like shes been attacked (not that we weren’t expecting it for this ep)

Man I was REALLY hoping for an “agent…” after that prick was all “ms prentiss”

Not Emily sitting like a lesbian yet again

Im REALLY happy with the way Rebecca has been involved in this season and how she’s slowly not like, switching sides, but like, giving more info and intel into the bau and trusting them more and giving them more info. Also Nicole is acting her ASS of this season and I LOVE it

Is this cult leader kinda hot or is it just my fucking daddy issues? LOL

Ohhhh THAT is a military stance from the other girl. She’s literally fully controlled.

WELL FUCK

Oh god now jades questioning things, girl don’t do that he gonna kill you

How and why did her hair go from a ponytail to down in one minute? Woof continuity error

SIXTEEN?? That girl looked at LEAST twenty. (which like I get, cause actors but like fuck)

DAMN okay, trigger warning for this ep, sexual assault. Its not super graphic but like, could still use the warning.

I dunno if its highlight or moonlight on jade’s cheekbones but DAMN I want it

Im honestly loving the whole having a lawyer working with the team, like, seeing them having to wait for warrants helps me little legal thinking brain. HOWEVER. its only cause I like Rebecca, I do really like how old cm was where we never had to deal with legal shit

WHY ARE THEY FUCKING KISSING AGAIN JFC NOOO

Okay ,tyler going into the field stresses me out. Cause like, I like him now, pls don’t kill him

This is gonna be one hell of a fucking cliffhanger isn’t it?

I know jade is an unsub but I am ROOTING FOR HER!

“unit chief Emily prentiss” SERVING FUCKING CUNT.

I don’t care that they were held at the gates, she served cunt

NOT JADE SACRIFICING HERSELF!

LOL Rebecca being all “please don’t stir the fire”

WE CANT TELL EMILY NOT TO DO SOMETHING, HAVENT WE LEARNT THIS

“this seems familiar..” “what like a cult leader threatening”

AS IF THAT HASN’T HAPPENED TO EMILY HERSELF BEFORE COME ON

CAN WE NOT DO THIS AGAIN

“go ahead and shoot me”

EMILY DON’T FUCKIGN TEMPT THEM

SERVING CUUUUNTTT

IM SORRY IS JADE SETTING OFF FUCKING BOMBS?! Fuucckk

  this is giving minimal loss

they COULDN’T even give us a little like.. explosion of half the building?? They just cut it there?? Christ. Okay so why tf did everyone have their vests on still except em?? Ugh

fuck okay fine, its so late. See y’all next week.

[rjalker]

Anonymous said:

First off, I’d like this anonymous if possible?

Second, thanks for posting critical!Adrien content. When I first saw someone say adrien is a bad person I was like what, that’s a stretch, he’s an immature teenager. But after seeing your posts it actually makes a lot of sense. Like he’s a privileged kid with no positive influence who has a super powered tool. That’s not exactly the makeup of someone capable of handling the responsibility of saving the world. I like him anyway though, probably cuz I like the idea of seeing him mature and grow beyond his environmental limitations. I think after the ml ny special he might have grasped the seriousness of being a superhero and lost some of his arrogance (I havent seen season 4 yet but I’m hoping we see that). Thank you for plucking off the rose colored glasses and reminding me of 2 things:

his careless actions are harmful and

repeatedly doing bad things out of ignorance/carelessness doesn’t absolve you from being a bad person

I know you’re probably getting a lot of haters for your controversial opinion in a very….problematic fandom, but thanks for sticking to your guns.

Yep. And it’s not even ignorance at this point, he does it on purpose. Like, he literally goes out of his way to upset Marinette because he thinks her being genuiely upset is funny. That’s not igorance or carelessness, that’s malice.

And np. I literally am not capable of existing in this fandom without calling out this horrible shit. This is a children’s show, which makes it even more heinous that the writers are portraying sexual harassment and abuse as a good thing. This show is aimed at children, which makes the lessons its teaching even worse.

If you want to see more people criticizing Adrien’s horrible behavior, I suggest you start talking about it yourself, because there’s like, a sum total of maybe five people who are willing to without making excuses for him. More people need to call out the horrible stuff happening in Miraculous Ladybug, because Adrien stans and Alya haters have absolutely no problem shouting their misogyny and racism from the rooftops.

I’ll tell you what I tell everyone who thanks me for talking about Adrien’s behavior: You can thank me by doing the same. 

[missjackil]

My 13x03 Opinion

Patience This didn’t go how I thought it would at all!! First, most were angry going into it, that it was one of the WS centric episodes, and second, it would be Sam-lite, because Jared had the week off during filming. I remember the week we found out that Jared wasn’t there that week, that there was a lot of speculation, that Sam wouldnt even be in the episode, which got Robert Berens bombarded with hate (as if it was his fault) to which he responded “Don’t worry, Sam fans will be pleased” I must say, though Sam got much more screen time than I thought he would, and his portion of the show, with Jack, stole the episode! The focus of the episode is Missouri Mosely is back, and she needs help with her granddaughter, Patience, after her psychic friend is killed by a wraith. This part, in my opinion, was decent, it was no different than any MOTW hunt. It wasnt overdone, by making Patience, Missouri or Jody seem stronger or smarter than the Winchesters. Missouri was killed early, Patience was kidnapped, Dean and Jody came to the rescue, and Dean got the kill. It wasn’t the most exciting monster hunt, but it certainly wasnt the worst. Meanwhile. Sam and Dean are not yet on the same page. Dean leaves Sam home to keep an eye on Jack, and Dean wants no parts of him.  Sam’s interaction with Jack is really awesome! I love this side of Sam, something we really havent gotten to see yet.  Sam was quiet parental with Jack, and at the same time, very much like a teacher or mentor. He’s being cautious, and he lets Jack know he’s potentially dangerous, having unknown powers at levels they have no idea of. But, he believes Jack is worth the effort of teaching to be good. Dean on the other hand does not believe he is worth the effort, and here is where I have to say, Dean is being extremely OOC. I see all you Dean girls are perfectly alright with Dean’s over harshness with Jack, condoning his outright bully attitude, instead of being pissed that he’s being written as a pure jackass right now. Not much of how Dean is acting right now, is consistant with the Dean Ive loved through the last 12 seasons. He misses Cas and Crowley, and thats fine., hes not really going overboard there, but he is insistant that they dont try to look for Mom, even though theres more evidence that she lived when she got sucked into the rift, than there was that he lived when Dick Roman exploded. and of course, he hounded Sam for assuming he was dead, and not looking for him,  He knows that if mom lived, she’s trapped with Lucifer, yet, he has no interest in looking for her, and he’s being more hateful and hostile towards Jack than I have ever seen him be with anyone else. Even those who have hurt and killed his loved ones on purpose. He has an instinct to protect everyone, and doesn’t trust that Jack can stay good, so how stupid is it that he is poking the bear? Hey Dean, why would you want to piss this kid off and make him want to kill you? Cant protect the world from him if you’re dead right?  Theres nothing wrong with Dean wanting to be prepared, and maybe finding a way to kill Jack if need be. I totally understand that, But theres no excuse for the name calling and bullying. The last scene with Sam and Dean hurt so bad, Here, Sam had been trying to tell Jack about how Dean helped him when it was he who may go dark, then finds out Dean told Jack he’d kill him. Sam is confused now, why did Dean see Sam worth saving back then, but not Jack? Dean says “You deserved to be saved, he doesnt” I would have liked the sentiment, if Dean didnt have the follow up of ‘he doesnt” as if he has ANY authority to judge who deserves to be saved and who doesnt. He’s not God, the kid hasnt hurt anyone on purpose yet, he’s made it clear that he doesn’t want to hurt anyone. This level of douchery is highly out of character for Dean. And then he tells Sam he’s using Jack and pretending he cares?? GTFO... Last week he said Sam is getting too attached! What is it Dean, Sam is too attached, or pretending he cares? And when has Sam EVER “pretended” to care? I love Dean, but I want to throttle him right now!  Sure Dean, be cautious, be prepared, but stop being a dick!  We have been assured that Dean wont hate Jack forever, so all you Dean girls that are pretending that Dean knows best and Jack is 100% evil so that you dont have to admit Dean is highly OOC, you’re gonna look silly when he does like Jack. Next week, it doesnt look like Dean is quite as hostile.  So anyway, rant over. Its hard to say I liked the episode when it hurt so bad. But, I definitely wasnt bored I didnt feel overwhelmed by the Spin Off set up. I was moved to tears twice, so, what does that say?

On a scale of Bloodlines to Who We Are Ill give this episode an 8. kudos to Bobo Berens for doing good with Sam’s lack of screen time and not just making him a gorgeous plaid throw pillow. I hate when the bros fight, but the drama makes the show interesting. Now if someone will please give me back normal Dean please?

[taegrl-remade]

honestly following you after seeing you post about idols being latino and speaking Spanish I like you 100% it makes me happy to follow someone like me and btw I haven't watched the season of produce 101 but TOTALLY SHOOTING FOR SAMUEL AND NOW IM FINDING OUT ABOUT KARD EXCUSE ME WHILE I CRY AHHKAJHSKWDIWHSBEKOXJEXJKNXHSOSJXBISHX

WAIT IF YOU HAVENT SEEN THE FIRST SEASON WATCH ASAP TO KNOW THE QUEENS OF KPOP UM???

also the boy ver (second season) comes out in a month and not all contestants have been revealed yet as far as i know so you have enough time to watch the og version!

[senren]

i havent read the manga, but in the first season of bsd i really loved dazai, he was definitely my favourite. But after the second season i started to dislike him alot. he suddenly seemed a lot more manipulative and almost cruel at times. I cant really get a good grasp on his character. What are ur thoughts on dazai? sorry of this doesnt make sense, english isnt my native language :/

To me Dazai is... a very hard to understand character. I think I have said multiple times that I loved him, and I do, however that doesn’t mean I’ll defend his actions 100% and I understand if some people find his character hard to like. 

When approaching Dazai’s character, you need to understand that he’s not meant to be the “good guy” in the BSD universe. He is, at best, a character that stands neutral in the middle of a battlefield. Even if it’s his ultimate decision to join the good side, it didn’t come out of a wish to become good. In my opinion, Dazai did it more because of Odasaku’s last wish. And perhaps, because despite everything, somewhere deep inside Dazai still had a small hope that by changing side, he’d be able to finally find his reason to live. 

Of course, that doesn’t act as a defense point to everything Dazai does. Some of his actions, to me, are simply downright shitty. His treatments of Akutagawa, I think, is really unjustified up until the end of the guild arc (like yo, you broke the kid’s self esteem so bad and you didn’t even apologize properly Dazai what the shit). And then comes Ango. Oh god, Ango. Ango who honestly should be blamed the least when it comes to Odasaku’s death. Ango who was just doing his job yet risking his life to keep the friendship of the Buraiha trio. Ango who probably continued to blame himself after Odasaku and took it upon himself to protect his one remaining friend. Dazai, with all due respect, WHY ON EARTH DID YOU TRY TO CRASH HIS CAR. With Chuuya... well, I think skk fans have already done a really good job on making themselves suffer.

So yes, Dazai Osamu has done shitty things. However, it’s also not the entire point of his character. You have seen a manipulative and cold blooded Dazai, but you have also seen a Dazai who would befriend a no name member of the mafia despite his executive status. You have seen a Dazai who would go against his boss to save someone he treasures. You have seen a Dazai who would go fight a mafia gang because his favourite coffee shop was attacked. You have seen a Dazai who have been, bits by bits, teaching Atsushi how to value himself. You have seen a Dazai who told Fyodor “Certainly, people are sinfully stupid, but what’s so wrong about that?”. You may dislike Dazai after the revelation of his character in the second season, but please remember that the Dazai of the first season that you fell in love with, is also undeniably a part of Dazai.

I did not write all of this to excuse anything about Dazai. It’s up to you whether to like him or not. However, I do hope that you’ll be able to judge him fairly. Just like all other characters in BSD, he’s learning how to be a human in his own way, and whether he succeeds or not, I think it’ll be quite an interesting journey to watch.      

[gsmatthews95]

para para paradise

Hola mis amigos. Oo I miss speaking Spanish actually, the problem with being in Australia its all English, no Spanish shockingly. Fine I'll go to mexico to visit Hannah and "practice my Spanish", a good excuse for another holiday.  I would love to go back mexico actually and see whale sharks, cartels and weed plantations, lol sorry Hannah.

But I digress I am writing today because I have a bit of time to kill before my ferry back Townsville and my consequential bus down to airlie beach Whitsundays, WOOOO YOLO LETS HAVE THE BEST THREE DAYS OF MY LIFE. But that is my next stop so you dont get to hear about it yet, mainly cause I havent actually done it yet but I am pretty sure I could give you a very accurate representation of how it will go: beaches, snorkeling, jumping off boats, goon, paddle boarding and some more goon I imagine.

But no, I will bring us back again, and seriously guys stop distracting me by sending me on tangents it makes these posts longer than they already are, veryyyy longggg. Okokok I am currently by the pool and coincidentally also sat by the beach on magnetic (Maggie) island. A virtual Paradise on earth as it is blessed with buff beaches and bays, wicked wildlife including THE LARGEST POPULATION OF KOALAS IN SUCH A SMALL AREA IN THE WORLD, bangin barbie cars, fan four by fours and a pretty tremendous trek. That was some outrageous alliteration if I say so myself, I take my inspiration from the one and only big shak.

So what did I do? I hear you ask. I am glad you asked guys. So 6 us hired a huge 4x4 for 24 hours costing us 35 bucks each overall, not bad value at all. It was nicknamed Bertha because she was such a beast and having cruised thru the outback in the 2wd falcooon with its 2inch ground clearance this was a slice of heaven. The huge tyres, the foot high suspension and the space, they were enough to make me feel like I had found nirvana and could now die happy, pure ecstasy.

So with big Bertha we set out our map and plan and just cruised. First stop koalas. The main animal left on my list I needed a selfie with, its safe to say this was a pressurised stop but the man had said there about five on this plot of land, so we searched. And bingo. First spotted in 3 minutes by yours truly. It was adorable but far away so we kept looking and second was located but was also a way away. We moved to a new tree. Best decision of my, and probably my compatriots lives. We found numbers 3, 4, 5, 6 and 7 in swift succession with each getting closer and closer. Finally I found the winner, a fat koala just out of arms reach and ideal for the photos, we harassed this poor koala for maybe 10 mins before thinking he needs to go back to his 23 hour sleep. Koalas tick.

Next stop was a hike up to a WWII fort, a nice walk famous for koalas but we didn't care about them anymore having seen such a plethora already. It was a nice walk tho with gold company and when we came to the top and climbed on the highest building it was a buff view to be fair, worth the walk, about 1.5-2 return maybe, I'm not really sure, soz. After a slow start in the morning owing to a lack of organisation and the previous nights exploits we had made a good start to the day. So we hopped back in to the beast and bombed it to the next spot.

Snorkelling, yes please. Keen to use our complementary snorkeling kit, it was a must do activity for the day. And having been spoilt with an abundance of wicked snorkel trips in the past I didn't know what to expect but was hopeful owing to clearness of the water. We got there, suncreamed up, waited ten mins, and I was in. As I've eluded to in previous posts, when I spot a swimming spot, there ain't nothing stopping me. Oo side note, we got lucky on our timings because November - may is stinger season and you can't swim lol, losers who came them. But yeah they're very serious about the stingers insisting you west a stinger suit and they even have vinegar on the beach in case of an attack. But yes the snorkeling, it was decent nice coral and I saw a few sting rays, although I missed the reef sharks that were out reputably. Gutted. The visibility wasn't great though but a nice little swim anyway.

We also tried to feed birds afterwards. This was a let down. But nevertheless quite funny I suppose as we got there and saw 10 people with wet bread in their hands holding it up.... We naturally joined this bizarre ritual and grabbed our soggy bread. It was a bit butterz and after 3 mins it was clear they weren't coming so we ditched it and flew on to our next spot, west point. Perfect for a good sunset.

It was buff. A beautiful beach. Clear blue water. And a nice setting yellow sun. I obviously went swimming, alone sadly, probs would have been a bit weird if there was someone else there cause it would have been well romantic. But yeah, we chilled and watched the sun drop as you do with any sunset, so I won't bore you by describing it. I nice end to a nice day. BUT WAIT.

This was not the end...I have a surprise for y'all. Yep our last activity of the day. Feeding rock wallabies. Too bloody cute, as tenure nocturnal you go in the dark to feed them carrots, awwwww. Loaded with carrots and apples we descended. And there they were, so small and cute I seriously didn't realise how small they were, like tiny. They were also very scared and tentative but would still usually accept the free meal. We even fed two which had little tiny babies in their pouches, this was too much. They were lovely.But yes that was a sick day and then we had the car the next morning so went for another wee snorkel and saw lots more rays. Before heading to see butterflies, thee weren't many butterflies. So we headed to a beach to chill and I climbed some big rocks, matt you'd be so proud of me. Since then its been all chilling by the pool and beach and swimming obvs. I also slept in my tent last night yay and intend to stay in it again tonight.Basically Maggie island has been awesome, a must stop for anyone on the east coast.

.But now I'm off to catch my ferry and bus. You won't hear from me for 4 oR 5 days.So I'll wish you adieu.

G