#nekkids on the block

[ooksaidthelibrarian]

rough outline traced from a screenshot I took, done in Ibis Paint - a bunch of Nekkers from Witcher 3

They kind of look like they are striding dynamically towards the camera for the cover of their first album. The Nekkstreet Boys. One Dirnekktion. Nekkids on the Block. The possibilities are endless.

for @witchermonstermayhem

[warden-melli]

Incredibly unpopular opinion but I actually wouldn’t mind if tumblr had some sort of “stories” feature so that I could post wips and silly stuff, and not clog up tags, or bother people with unfinished/random pictures

Stuff like this

No influencers trying to sell stuff, just random snippets of someone’s day, artists and writers posting wips, and pictures of cats and stuff

+ me and some Melli’s (and Sabi’s too I guess)

[jizzlords]

ㅤㅤ𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄 𝐖𝐄 𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐀𝐁𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐓 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐃𝐄𝐒𝐈𝐑𝐄 !

independent roleplay for Asmodeus from the show Helluva Boss. +18 +18 +18 𝐍𝐒𝐅𝐖 / 𝐀𝐃𝐔𝐋𝐓 + 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐕𝐘 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐒. private and selective — receptive to original characters and multimuses. receptive to crossovers and multiverses.  not affiliated with viv. possessed by 𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐕𝐄𝐓𝐈𝐂𝐀. ⸺⸺ avatar. nekkid oz. ⸺⸺ must be +18. you'll be blocked :P

[chevvy-yates]

Also what annoys me lately as well:

I get followed each da by at least one p_or_n blog (its two now as I write). Mostly its filled with a bunch of pics of (almost) nekkid females with big booties or tits facing the cam. The usual, nothing new.

Normally I do not give a fuck about that bc I'm not interested - I just flag-block them and done, sure, but:

It triggers me. Like I dare to post e.g. a half nekkid pic of a pixelated man, with everything censored appropriately and also tagged with community labels yet it still gets fucking flagged!

and those p_or_n blogs are allowed to exist and appear like its the most usual thing in the world and normal, when posted?

It makes me want to rage.

I often think about just to leave out the community label, but if they get me, they flag it and worst case – shadowban me.

and this tumblr live … srsly the preview pics there often look like it's a p_or_n site. and the newest discovery? I get to see that stuff like this as an advertising between posts on my dashbord.

Bru srsly. I have nothing against some hot pics on my dash but please not this content. I am not interested in any of these live videos from naughty wannabe girls who look like they about to do some amateuer soft p_or_n. At least it looks like that for me – I never clicked onto any of that content it's just how I see and interpret the pics.

[thegreymoon]

I don't understand porn bot logic. I just blocked one in the 2ha tag. This is what the rest of the tags looked like, under a picture of some naked girl:

Like... how are any of these things related? How do they even generate these tags? Do they have some kind of algorithm that pulls up random Tumblr tags and just pastes them in their spammy post? Don't they realize they will be blocked and reported the moment they hit the fandom tags? Wouldn't it be more productive to just tag it with things that might appeal to the crowd looking for nekkid titties and genitalia to begin with? Aren't such people more likely to click on their link than some random person looking for Genshin fanfic? I mean, if I am looking for mxm erotica, how is porn featuring women going to entice me to click? 🤔

[intothewildsea]

These two sculptures give me Niamh vibes, they're so gorgeous.

(I tried searching the images but had trouble figuring out the artists, if anyone happens to know pls let me know so I can add the credit!)

(also don't forget if you don't want to see any nekkids from my blog you can block the tag "form tw"!)

[mikahli]

Remote Work and my Mama

I've been working from home since 2020. Whether it's freelancing or working for full-time employment, I feel like my mom be forgetting that I'm working or that she doesn't take my work seriously.

One time, I had a job interview on zoom. I told her that I was having this job interview in the kitchen 10 minutes before it started. So she's aware and mindful. During the interview she entered the kitchen butt ass nekkid and talking on the phone very loudly. (Still haven't forgiving her for that).

She's constantly talking to me during my work time. Sometimes, during meetings. Sometimes, she asks me to do tasks interrupting my focus (which sucks because as someone with ADHD, it's fucking hard to get that focus back once it's gone).

I also have slow work days or need a break so I'll take a 30 minute break or even end my day early. But I think she sees that and thinks that adds to the "not taking work seriously tip".

Today, I'm researching for a social media post I need to schedule and she asks me that if I'm back in school (I took a gap year to focus on my health). I told her no and that I'm working (during the hours, I've always been working since I worked from home).

I sit in the same seat in the kitchen with my work laptop open, headphones on to block distractions, etc.

I think since she's been home it's gotten a bit worse.

Whether I'm working, studying, or working on my business, I think that if anyone sees me sitting in this chair, with my laptop open and my headphones on that they need to leave me the fuck alone.

Remote work is real work. Non-medical professions are real work too. Entrepreneurship is real work. I'm so over my mom not taking it seriously.

[oishinythings]

[ID: Small green stone turtle looking up at the large weathered bronze shoe of a lifesize railwayman statue.]

Taking time from my busy schedule of blocking saucy lady spambots to bring you another Turtle of Calm wallpaper.

Technically, he’s nekkid too. 

[bi-the-wei]

Little bit of artist block so I doodled freely and it turned into nekkid Merji in the rain.

So here ya go

[bosspigeon]

who wants to go to target with me

[calibratemehard]

I put in some blocked flat colors to see how I felt about rendering it and I'm still a little on the fence. I definitely like drawing nekkid Garrus though 👀

Also this week has been fucking hard. I'm on the edge of burnout with my job and I really just want to say fuck it and quit. I have a whole week off in two weeks, but I don't know if it'll be enough. I'm getting a pressure headache just thinking about work. 😞

Maybe I should start doing fic commissions for smut? lmao Could I make a living doing that?

[bellsyafterdark]

on the topic of scent in Ball & Chain:

what if Din & Paz's covert reverted to scent-concealing tech as a protective measure, like hiding their names n faces? so Bobannec both carry PazDin's scents, but no one knows Paz's scent bc he's almost always armored at court. regulars have passing familiarity with his aroused scent, but not enough to extrapolate the connection to how Bobannec smell.

regulars know how Din smells bc he's spent enough time without his scent-blocking gear in place or jsut straight up nekkid (except helmet) on the throne

would this make sense? 🤔

Din has fucking sprayed his scent across the entire gd throne room by this point because Boba and Fennec use him so messily, it's soaked into the furniture and stone as much as their own, and is almost synonymous with Boba's own name by this point

Paz, however, people haven't completely recognised and attributed what they're scenting and, outside the pack, people definitely would not recognise it.

This makes a lot of sense!

[jeeperso]

D&D Quotes Without Context

Treasure Island Edition, Chapter 17

OOC: Though now I want to make you guys run into a Warforged, an Autognome, a Leonin, a human rogue, and two human Psiknights. “Myself, the boy, two automatons, and no questions asked.” OOC2: Fine, but I can only speak Modron. “Tell Xanathar we’ll get him the money.” "A hundred thousand gold dragons? By tomorrow?” "A hundred thousand...HA HA... no way. You forgot late charges, which brings it up to one million gold Dragons.” OOC: The Revenge of CHAOTICA: Student Loan Debt strikes back! OOC2: *in the voice of the monster from the Bugs Bunny cartoon* "Student Loan Debt, aaaaaaahhhhhh!” *goes running through wall after wall of building to escape*

Jonni: (cracks neck, stands up) “Nekkid or non-Nekkid?” Gorbash: “Doesn’t say.” Jonni: “Assume nekkid then.” (begins taking off top) Nyx: “In the volcano Jonni.” Jonni: “Never too soon." Marshall: “I think this deity may be a man.” Jonni: “Eh, fuck ‘em.” (sits back down; still topless) Captain Flint: “Well considering this was the end result of a messy break up and custody battle, stabbing me through my heart was rather poetic of her. Although I'm sure she would have mounted my head on her wall had I given her the chance.” Nega-Jonni:

Gorbash: “Wait… I thought Nega-Jonni was an ice powered nun?” Jonni: “No, that’s anti-Jonni. I’m surprisingly cool with Nega-Jonni.” OOC: Ice powers, and so far in the closet she's basically got a time share in Narnia. Jonni: “No, no, that’s Reverse Jonni.” Gorbash: “How many Alternate Jonnis we got around here?” Lots of alternate Jonnis: “YO!” Gorbash: “How many opposite you’s are there?” Jonni: “Like thirty. They meet up at the Wafflehouse once a quarter.” Gorbash: “And how many have you slept with.” Jonni: “Like half. The rest are dudes or straight.” GET HIS ASS IGUANA NOISES! "Well, you know it’s funny, this entire time we've been discussing going to hell and sending you to Super Hell. How thoughtful of you to spare us a trip.” "Your words are as empty as your soul, mudskipper.” “Demi-humanity ill needs a savior such as you!” "The only words I want to hear out of you are 'I'm sorry' and 'Argh I'm dying.’" Flint shrugs, "Reliable help is so hard to find these days. I mean I presume Marrow is dead since my daughter is here.” "You don't get to use that word. we're her family, you diseased newt.” Melfina clears her throat. "I've got this." And then she turns to Flint and yells. "YOU DON'T GET TO USE THAT WORD! THEY ARE MY FAMILY, YOU DISEASED NEWT!” "YEAH, THAT'S OUR GIRL. GIT YOU SOME!" Archie yells. Crew refuses to block the shot and just parts for it. "Wow. Not very popular are you Flinty?” "Well if you want something done right, you have to do it yourself." Flint mutters as he walks forward. "Hmm, who to start with. Let's start with the mouthy one.” "How did you narrow it down, we are all being pretty mouthy today.” “I was in Witherbloom, dirtbag! There were more skeleton piles than this in the common room!” “Skelingtons of the hoard unite! You have nothing to lose but your marrow!” “Why does everything today involved inky black tentacles?!?” "Reminds me of the time when I was dragged along on a panty raid to Thi Kappa Shub in my Miskatonic days. Shit got weird.” "Sir Monkeyton! You've returned to save me in my time of need.” "Go forth, and smite my enemies! With your three faces of fire and your hundred hands��…I may have a concussion.” “No. I see it too.” "Not as encouraging as you may think, MJ!” "Shit. He's got a second form.” "Good, I haven't gotten to wail on him enough yet.” "Yes, Fred, now is a good time for the sheet and whinny.” Amber hops over the tail like it is an over-sized jump rope. "That was fun.” "Go For The Eyes Mel! Go for the eyes!” Ded tries to chew one of Flint's legs off, but Flint beats him off with a rolled-up newspaper. OOC: Sorry, I forget things when I'm thinking about other things. "COOKIE! MAN DOWN! SIR MONKEYTON! GO!” "Flint I'm going to make a very tasteful set of boots from your corpse and an extremely gaudy cape as well. I'm talking Liberace gaudy. MEATLOAF WILL BE TELLING ME TO TONE IT DOWN.” "I was not aware...my meatloafs were so... opinionated…” “Don’t worry about the skeletons! I’ll get them With my heat vision!” MAGNUS LIVES *STOMP STOMP*! OOC: In this setting Turtle Power is Universal Health Care. Amber: ”Thanks, Cookie. Where would we be without you?” MJ: “In an unmarked grave?” OOC2: Teenage Mutant Medic Turtle. GM: And now that the fixing is done, Amber would you like to break some things? Once again Amber has laid a serious hurting on Flint. But he's not dead yet. OOC: [Monty Python]Yes he is.[/Monty Python] "Knock it off, you overgrown salamander. I don't want to kiss you.” OOC: And my rebuttal? Second level magic missile! "FROM HELL'S HEART I CAST FUCK YOU!” OOC: Archie! Grab sword! Fuck dragon! “Oh shit! He’s dosing on Diet Pepsi!” "Worse, that's the Spinach of Sinbad!” GM OOC: Right so he's basically dead but... Ded you want to take a last swing at him? OOC: PEE ON HIM! Archie licks his lips and grimaces, "I'm pretty sure that potion was hill giant stank.” "Ded glad Ded have closure.” "That'll do Ded. That'll do.” “Brownies?” There is a great clamour and a feeling of magical discharge in the air. Melfina's eyes glow for a moment. “Never mind, she got into them already.” "Oh Flint better not be pulling some body swap bullshit. My academic advisor did that. He was an asshole.” “You had Doctor Doom too?” Ded has produced a party horn from nowhere and blows on it. "I am fairly certain my legs are melted.” Janus: “You can always identify one of MJ"s magic items in the wild by answering a single question: Does it double as a bong? We kind of lost track of her after she built the Bong of Many things, that might have been a mistake. OOC: Look, you have a bong saber you're gonna take a toke off it. OOC: Okay so all we are missing is Silvercat. OOC2: Who will phase into reality at some point, as is their wont. OOC3: Then the Ded shall rise. OOC: Background is Dhampir who somehow drank something that was brewed from Magnus' donated blood. OOC2: At least it's not MJ's donated blood, or he would be high all the time.

[weaponizedhorse]

My mom is so funny lol. So I put my giant bear, which I got a few months back, infront of her to block my fan since she said she was really cold.

But I accidentally put him too close her face and after after I put him down I said "Is that alright?" And she said

"It's okay I just have have a naked man staring at me" Lmfao

So I put one of my mom's shirts on him so he wasn't nekkid. And I said "He does look a little weird.. I'll find one of my shirts later." And she is so funny she said "It's fine..All I have to do is undress a male" lmao then presumably redress him.

(Here is the bear in question, after the fact, wearing her shirt recreating the scene)

Another funny thing she said like 10 minutes later was when I asked her to turn my heating pad on, and I call it a "hot hot" so I said, "Can you turn my hot hot on?"

"It's not a hot hot" "Cause it was off.. it's a cold cold"

[dangermousie]

Sassy Redhead Stepdaughters of Bootleggers and Built Like a Barn Prohibition Agents - oh my!

Yes, sometimes I read not web novels, and het ones at that, and recently I’ve been binging Beatriz Williams’ Wicked City trilogy.

Our protagonist is Geneva “Ginger” Kelly - a 1920s flapper, typist, nude model, and a runaway stepdaughter of a big Appalachian bootlegger Duke Kelly, a man she almost killed when he tried to rape her as a teen, after which she ran away from home all the way to Manhattan. Now she lives in the big city, enjoys her illegal booze, works for a bank, occasionally moonlights for nekkid photos, and casually dates sweet upper class Princeton kid Billy. Life’s good until she meets a square-jawed, letter of the law Prohibition agent Oliver Anson, who needs her help to catch her stepfather. Ginger is not interested at first but...

Anyway, I’ve only read the first book but it’s utterly delicious. The prose is heated in the best way, Ginger is snarky and damaged and unapologetically herself.

She drinks and snarks and shoots and also bulldozes past dealbreakers/taboos that many other heroines would spend seven books unraveling - her tangled family situation, the fact that Anson is not who/what he seems, hell the fact that he and Billy turn out to be brothers. She knows what she wants and she goes for it.

Anyway, I totally ship tough and vulnerable Ginger with even more tough but also vulnerable Anson (I have a weakness for very competent men built like a cement block who are law-abiding down to minutia, seemingly emotionless but intense as fuck) and the 1920s setting is a delight. I’ve enjoyed other Williams books though none, except A Certain Age (which I adore so much - an older married socialite asks her much younger lover, haunted WWI pilot, to squire the young woman her brother is courting around; we all know what happens next) as much as this one.

This is the definition of a delicious beach read and I am not even on a beach!

PS This book has a framing story set in the late 1990s which I find pretty boring but luckily it takes very little page space.

[robinsnest2111]

But how she was before the tears

And how she was before the years flew by

Flower symbolism under the read more 🌸

Anemone: • fading hope • feeling of being forsaken • anticipation

Yellow chrysanthemum: • slighted love

Yellow hyacinth: • jealousy

Snapdragon: • deception

Blue rose: • desire for the unattainable

Black rose: • death of a feeling/idea/relationship

I guess I'll make this a little something for @lampmeeting to enjoy :'3