#neilio

[redrabbitspod]

Neiliooooo can you tell us a funny story 🥹

Okay so I don't think this is funny but every once in a while Andrew will stare off into space and let out a lil Andrew giggle and I know this is what he's imagining 😔

So a few weeks ago I was asleep on the couch. It was Andrew's fault because he basically forces me to nap by putting on episodes of Parks and Rec and scratches my head which he 100% KNOWS will have me catatonic in less than 5. He says it's for the quiet but I'm not even loud so whatever.

Anyway so I'm asleep on the couch and in my dream I keep hearing this squeaking sound. It sounds like a sneaker on a hard wood floor so I'm like dreaming about Exy like normal. But it keeps squeaking and so I finally wake up when it's like a really loud squeal. I'm immediately on alert bc idk if you heard but someone tried to rob us and Andrew stabbed him so I thought maybe this guy is back for the fine China or some shit and I'll have to stab him this time but he wasnt. It was so much worse.

When I run into the kitchen there's definitely blood on the floor and Mads is definitely involved because he's just THERE and he's giant and fluffy like normal but he has...something. And that something was a mouse. A bloody and mangled MOUSE. That he MURDERED.

So immediately I'm horrified. I start screaming and panicking because this mouse is DEAD dead and there's nothing I can do and Andrew runs downstairs and sees it and is like MADS GOOD BOY.

GOOD BOY

The way my phone jumped in my hand to dial Abby to start divorce proceedings 😔

Before I can petition to change my last name back, Andrew's like you can't scold him for this, he's protecting our family, this is a GIFT. And like...he's kind of right. This is Mads just catting and he is a fursome beast who was making sure this mouse didn't murder us in our sleep.

So Mads is standing there now, very regal and proud with this poor mouse between his paws and I'm like literally gagging at this point. Im like MADS *hurk* GREAT JOB *uek* SO *gurgle* STRONG.

Andrew is literally guffawing at this. It does not phase him. After he sends me into the other room and cleans up the mouse he's like Neil. My love (jk he would die before saying that out loud). Why is it that I stab a guy and you're casually talking about blood in the grout but Mads kills a mouse and you're screaming like it's the most horrific thing you've seen? And this is a great question because I've seen some SHIT. I was HEIR to a THRONE OF MURDER okay but it's just how it is. A bloody person in distress is 100% fine. Find me some dental floss and a needle and I can probably fix it but an animal?

A teeny mouse?

I still see that little guy. He was so young (probably). He had so much life to live (if the chickens didn't get him).

Anyway, Andrew still thinks it's hilarious and I'm trying to just forget.

THE END -Neilio

[quirks-art]

abram

[rwnjun]

absolutely rancid little creature

[exycourtbesties]

some sketchbook neils!! what i love about neil josten is that every time i draw him he looks different. like yes of course, that’s so neil josten of him

[paranoir-antares]

"Thou knowest, I get it. Being reared as a switherstar must be sorely, sorely uneath for thee. Always a chaffer, never a mannish being, nary a lone hoad in thy maith thinking thou art worth a whit off the field—yea, it lides arveth. Caoimhín and I backbite thy manifold and endless fatherly hitches all the time. I know it is not wholly thy shild that thou art mindly uneven and smitted with these dwimmers of greatness, and I know thou art bodily unfindy of holding a seemly mooting with anyone like alkin other shalk can, but I don't think it birs any of us to thave this much of thy farshit. Ruth only gets thee so many thavings, and thou upbrooked'st thine about six huxes ago. So kindly, kindly fucking dit thyself and leave us alone."

Neal Jostsson, at the yearly simble

[chillmayo]

me drawing andrew: hmm okay blank eyes, thin lips, eyebROWS

me drawing neil: huehuehue look at my lil slut

[thoushaltnotlive]

*Post-canon, In some random vegas hotelroom at 4am*

Kevin slurring, still drunk AND hungover: Where the fuck were you?

Andrew and Neil, drunk, just stumbled in: We got married.

Kevin: Greeeat. Do you have some advil?

*Years later at an og foxes meet-up*

Dan: So, when are you guys planing on setteling down? Marrige, Kids, anything?

Others: *Discussing ect ect…*

Matt: And you Neilio, will you guys ever take the vowes?

Andrew, deadpan: We've been married for x years.

Aaron: What.

Nicky, very dramatically: My own cousin, how could you.

Allison, slammin at the table: Renee did you know about this?!

Renee: Don't look at me, this is news to me as well. Also Congratulations.

Neil: Thanks Renee :)

Allison: Don't you dare "Thanks" us. Were you going to tell no one?! Did you think you could take it to your grave?? What the fuck.

Neil, rolling his eyes: You never asked. Also we literally told Kevin the day of.

Aaron: What.

Kevin: Oh, I tought I hallucinated that, good to know I guess.

[codename-adler]

23.

long time no see, Neilio 🥸 hey Andrew! 👋

[bucchi-boo]

I forgot to take pictures of him at the museum. But lil Neilio got to go to the members only area of the British museum (Kevin day eat your heart out)

Tho when I eventually put a Kevin together I will take him too, as he deserves

My friend has told me I have inadvertently made myself a lil niche in the fandom with these guys,,,I fear they are correct

[detectivebambam]

TATTOOS PT 2

Neilio edition

peregrine falcon on his calf cuz... he fast yk

idk i feel him w a hand tat

foxy on his bicep

A on his right wrist (yes they hold hands with their tatted wrists)

[miehczyslaw]

neilio<3

[redrabbitspod]

Neilio do you listen to Queen? If you do what’s your fave songs ?

Do I listen to Queen? Me? The 80's King? Yes absolutely but their 70's stuff is really where my Queen sweet spot is. I love the classics, who doesn't? But Keep Yourself Alive is my number 2 favorite and my number 1 is Some Day, One Day which was written for me and Andrew I will not be taking questions at this time. -Neilio

[mollyolikeme]

Thoughts as I read TSC: A Stream of Conciousness Part Two!

Filthy Spoils!

classic kevin.

LOL keep saying i see how much you bench as if thats an indicator of someones ability to kickass

HA! i always forget about the sixteen hour days shit, i cannot, i find it too fucking funny it's fucking impossible. mfs would be DECEASED. like DEAD.

they are so hardcore this fantastical has me CACKLING every time

like a ken doll!

BLONDE.

ill advised thoughts....

uh oh jean, your crazy is showing.

goddamn. to hate but need. complicated and absolutely screwed up relationship dynamics are fascinating.

okay, i like to rag on our beloved kevin (because its fun and easy) but like props where props are due. i know we didn't get to see his transition from raven to fox but i honestly think the boy would have handled it a lot better than jean jean morose over here. boy isssssss messed up.

foreshadowwwwww SWIM SHORTS!

dangerously low? dangerous for who jean?

do not be slut shaming, lucas. thats fucking gross of you and i'm not even gonna mention the nonconsensual factor...........

oh. my. word. its not funny but i feel the morbid sense to laugh at the ravens dropping like flies.

bad therapist. you cant force it. where is Dobson?

OMG LOL i summoned her!

dont you worry about kevin babe, the foxes got him

thats two hands on chin! thats two!

he's got a big dick! lololololololol boys not tryna be gayyyy

oh the heat! the HEAT! yes jeremyyyyyyyy

fear of water.

what happens when he losses his grip......i want to see you lose control......... hi familiar phrasing and trauma, i ADORE you.

in my head, jean has a very french tsk of his tongue reaction to almost everything people do around him.

yesssss the foxes ARE synchronized.

you tell him jeremy! none of his raven intentionally injuring people bullshit

omg were gonna get a little kevin trip to cali! reunion of the abused buds! (again gotta take the morbid hilarity into account for my health)

LOL wheel throwing! Patrick Swayze where are you?!

not the self flagellating notebooks he kept.....

oooooo intense. it all comes to the surface. the truth will always come out.

this is clever, gives just enough info about the ravens without explaining the crime side of things. go nora.

okay damn lucas.... issues buddy. dont be comin after jean jean. you'll regret it.

chin grab number 3! this time by jeremy 🤩

omg cuuuuuuuute little motorcycle ride and seashell gifty

again. uh oh jean. your crazy is showing to the coaches now. this truth is really spilling out the cracks

pause.......... guys my sanity........ my INsanity upon reading this........... im losin it! ......... okay resume.

morbid laughing morbid laughing morbid laughing fuck fuck fuck

yo. to somehow make me feel like neilio's story is a positive tale................

wow lucas. doubling down are we. his character does have a very difficult truth to come to terms with. its fuckin rough and a hella interesting arc.

you should call dobsonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

OH SHIT! neil's here! Thats not good news for you jean!

fy faen neil. you're kind of a gangster babe!

oh. dead sister. so sad. (typing it out like that looks sarcastic. It's not.)

yaaaaasssss thats the smart mouth we know and love! telling an agent he parked illegally!!! ahhhhh lolololololoolol

OMG Neil!!!! sweetheart! you care so much! awwwwwwwww wow nora seriously, what. a. treat! he cares about his buddy jean.

jeremy...... you got it so bad hun. always with the 'what do you need?' like just promise yourself to him forever and ever.

CHIN!!!!!!!!!! FOUR TIMES NOW.

woah Jer.

i like that jean actually doesn't like exy. such a good contrast to neils pov obsession.

im curious where this whole 'its not freedom its a pretty cage' thing is gonna go. like, yea i dont think you'll ever be 'free' free jean. but honestly this is pretty damn close. professional athletes lives are very straight forward. and if youre that good, fuckin easy.

[rwnjun]

i draw him every time i'm stressed and ive drawn all of these in the past, like, week

[stabbyfoxandrew]

I wish to see more of my vampy boy Andrew, or the opposing force of Angel Neilio :) (I'd ask for arsonneil, but he seems very popular recently lol) -- QD

WIP Wednesday (3/20) | Guardian Angel Neil AU (Part 137)

His luck changes when he finds his twin sitting on the couch, evidently waiting for him. Andrew cautiously steps inside, keeping his eyes on his brother as he closes the door behind him. Aaron gets up, leaving Kevin on the sofa with his laptop balanced on one knee and his headphones over his ears. God, he’s such a nerd.

“Where have you been?” Aaron asks, drawing Andrew’s attention once again.

Andrew blinks. “Excuse me?”

“You’re never around anymore. Where do you keep disappearing to?” Aaron asks, crossing his arms.

Andrew runs his tongue along his teeth. It seems all his Neil-time has finally caught up to him, but he never suspected Aaron of all people would be keeping tabs on him. He would’ve thought Kevin, perhaps Nicky. Never Aaron, who has the most to gain from Andrew’s absences.

“Nowhere,” Andrew answers with a shrug then starts to pass.

[tidalst]

- Melancholic Neilio in a green green world (((This was very heavily inspired by Honeycomb by moonix on AO3! read it if you haven’t, its so lovely!!!)))