#needed its own post bc jfc
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
dailyniallnews · 11 months ago
Text
Tumblr media
niallhoran: Night Nine Cardiff
104 notes · View notes
kuroo-hitsuji · 1 month ago
Text
I somehow only Just noticed how Lucifer's wings move when he laughs in Surprise Guest interactions and I'm. Kind of obsessed? Like that's inexplicably adorable what
I've been due for some wings brainrot for a while now, hoping this one sticks around for a while afhsfjsf the tails got more than their fair share of my attention i Need to be spinning the concept of wings around in my brain at all times for the next three months At Least--
(Bonus hc infodump in the tags bc I have minimal self restraint)
#obey me#obey me headcanons#<- all in the tags💀#obey me nightbringer#obey me lucifer#lucifer#how have i not fully processed this big scary* demon having big fluffy probably emotionally reactive wings#his feathers probably fluff up when he's content and comfy#he 100% uses them to make himself seem even bigger and more threatening when he feels like he needs to#which now has lost its threatening capabilities to me bc he's just doing Bird Things xfjjgxgx#he's threatening enough on his own adding the bird tactics on top just loops back around to Little Guy territory somehow--#anyways wings good#they probably make nice sounds when they move and the feathers brush against each other and they're probably really soft in some places and#he'd probably start purring if you pet them (while you're alone ofc lol) especially the places closer to his back#or wherever else he might struggle to reach himself#I'm gonna be so real tho i think doing anything that could qualify as preening to Any of the former/current angels would get to them a bit-#Lucifer would be more subject to returning the favor tho (subconsciously or intentionally. probably both at different times lmao)#the instinct/cultural association with it has died down a bit in the rest of the brothers (at least conciously)#bc it did mostly just apply to helping other angels they were close with with their wings specifically#so lucifer being the only one with feathers would've probably had that habit/association stay more ingraned than it did for the rest of them#bc he'd be reminded of it all the time#ok i should make an actual post about this at some point i think instead of dumping it in the tags bc jfc-#bc im about to start spiraling into how the brothers adapted to their new bodies and being so out of their own culture when they fell#and etc etc#and I'll yap for Years and also maybe cry a lil--#tldr Preening As A Sign Of Affection (mutual) and it effects Lucifer the most for several reasons#personal headcanons
40 notes · View notes
skitskatdacat63 · 1 year ago
Text
Thank you guys so much for all the cute picrews you replied with 🥹🥹🥹 im obsessed seeing what you've come up with!!!! Here are some I made 🤭🤭
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
+ ones my friends who know nothing about f1/vettonso made:
Tumblr media Tumblr media
Friend on the left: why did she make Fernando into such a fuckboy 😭😭 and i was like "...hahaha yeah that cape outfit is from another thing I made :)"
Other friend of the right: she said she was trying to make them look like other characters. I think she said Fernando was one of the Three Musketeers and Seb was Luke Skywalker djkfkgl. And she also forced me to give a "presentation" on the racesuit ref PowerPoint I made 😭😭😭
I love how they didn't question the shipiness of it at all hahaha, one of them was like "oh are these your gay racing drivers? Very cute :)"
25 notes · View notes
chiistarri · 8 months ago
Text
what if instead of messaging me in the middle of the night about your stupid fucking girlfriend and your stupid fucking problems with her you actually act like my fucking friend and message me like how you message everyone else in our group
#bye ignore my venting bigger problems what fucking ever#im sick of her ass she only messages us for us to help her with her fucking girlfriend problems like we arent even friends atthis fckn point#and i love her shes so funny whatever but god shes literally the worst because i just want to be friends i dont fucking care ab her goddamn#selfish ass gf thats shes obsessed with. be obsessed tell me about it but cant we be friends ab other stuff too#we used to be her 'favorite friend' cause we shared so many interests and we hung around what fucking ever but fuck that right#get a gf and just use us to help better yalls relationship without even telling her you're sharing her private msgs w us huh yeah sure#what fucking ever im so done with this bitch and i cant even get my contacts out cause i have long nails and im js poking my eye#AND SHE WOULD NEVER BE SORRY if our friendship fell apart she would tell everyone i was jealous of her gf or what ever i literally dont care#she was like an older sister before i dont get why getting a gf would have to change shit like ok good for u but what ab us#what about me its not even fucking fair like is it that hard to keep up w ur friends?? NO its fucking not#taking me so long to write a post bc im still fucking helping her with her stupid dumb selfish idiotic gf omfg#just BREAK UP i literally dont fucking care just leave her if she makes u unhappy its literally online tf is she gonna do to u nothing omfg#why am i the one being punished when shes the one with the stupid dumb gf that hates her and herself i dont fucking care i js want m friend#and i cant tell any of our mutual friends cause she dont do that to them its js me so itd be like im being dramatic#and like shit i guess i am but i dont care atp thats all she ever talks to me ab like ok i get it i helped u but stop jfc#but if i said that we'd never talk again bc what fucking ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! cause im just dramatic whatever#if u cant resolve these simple problems of communication on ur own then maybe u shouldnt be in a relationship idk js my thoughts! die#sry the 1 person who knows what xactly i mean is asleep and im so tired of getting late night msgs being like hii can u help me SHUT UP#id love to help if we were actually still fucking friends but we arent so js leave me alone bruh#post#nickpost#will delete in morning my mom keeps telling me to put my phone down bt i need 2 say smfh 2 some1#i hate change i hate slight differences in my normal day to day i hate everything i hate not having smth to rely on i hate change i hate it#sry im alg now im js sick of her ass js leave bruh#nimbhe my moms yelling im tired anyway i need to js isolate myself forever no problems if im on an island alone#living my best life in the shade drinking idk water or whatever and just talking to myself bc who even needs friends right!!!!!!!!#its 11:11 make a wjsh#adding more cz whatever im deleting this ltr anyway#its so clear where i stand with everyone cause its always close but not close enough friendly but not friends and i guess its the same w her#bye im out of tags etc whatever nobody matching my freak ever never comfortable in any friendships
4 notes · View notes
the-moon-files · 10 months ago
Note
Waaaa, I LOVE your writing for Linked Universe! >w< I've never thought about the trope of humans as space orcs, but I love it now djfngd- If you don't mind me asking, is there anything that the reader might be weak to (comedic or otherwise)? Or is he basically indestructible/immune to a lot of things?
sorry for late reply!! ;-; thank u sm for saying that abt my writing, and yess yesss my humans v hylians au agenda is spreading lets gooo!!!
Tumblr media
(bro u know ur desperate for gifs when ur making ur own atp jfc 💀)
Sun: Guide!Reader, Masc Male Reader (he/him)
Orbit: LONG AS HELL Headcanons-ish, Humans are not hylians AU
Stars: Classic Chain of Links, not specific
Comets & Meteors: CWs: mild cussing, typical Loz violence, weight is mentioned as a weakness/detriment,
& TWs: Possible weight trigger, reader is described as heavy and weight has a negative impact on environment, but in a way thats meant to convey they "weigh more" bc theyre human in comparison to hylians/hylian built things ( for ex: hylians are hollow boned compared to humans).
Please stop reading at line "alright thats all for sleeping for rn, i could keep going but i wanna get to weight issue a little bit even tho ive got less for it" if you want to avoid explicit details of this.
Please comment if I missed any. /gen
so I could see this being both crack and angst fuel tbh
ive talked abt this somewhat on other posts/asks, but figured i could really get into all the potential weaknesses over here since ive gotten a lot of ideas abt it!
so a quick list of things ive thought of that could be weaknesses, both based on like, if this were a “video game to real world” format for us, coming from earth, and other junk ill explain
in no particular order, some weakness ideas ive had (or other anons tbh!):
weight, much heavier than Links/avg hylian (sink to bottom when swimming/cant ride their horses/cant be carried out when hurt/sick/etc.)
slow healing when u do get injured, compared to quick healing hylians who can just eat food to get better quicker
magic absorption (too much juice, body not accustomed, get sick, like eating too much magic food/using too much of magic tools/weapons)
or magic negation (cant get healed by magic, for ex: if a dragon is all magic, then u cant ride it, or if food is magical u cant eat it)
easy to get sick (new environment/ppl/area/etc.)
fall damage (tho greater height) is still applicable
hylians dont have the same pack-bonding/affection/social needs as humans, like how Wild + most Links could do their whole adventure by themselves, rarely talking to anyone, if you’ve ever seen the survival show “Alone”, one of the first things that get them to quit isnt the terrain/little food (tho thats usually next), its the fact they get lonely and miss their spouses/family/friends, sad af, youd have to assault the links for attention and hope ur not annoying the fuck outta them all the time 😭😭
stamina, ur stuck w/whatever u had before getting whisked away (for example: u just have to hope ur immune to guardian beams bc u may not be able to outrun one 💀, or just bc u can swim against the tide doesnt mean u can do so for very long, depending on ur stamnia)
not rlly a weakness, but u having a different perception of what’s “too little” clothing compared to the medieval time period hylians lmao
needing more sleep than hylians, from how in game they either outright dont need sleep, can go with only a few hours and fight Ganon, or other nonsense around sleeping, ACTUALLY also hylians being able to sleep anywhere��in any position, whereas u need a good 8-9 hours every night to function normally (u cant rlly take shifts at night w/o getting fucked) and u also need a half-decent sleeping bag/not hardass ground to sleep on w/o getting morning dew soaking u thru (ive been on many misadventures camping, so i could rlly get into it when it comes to wilderness camping yall, like im not high maintenance but there are def some bare minimum things u need to function in the wild, trust me guys, its a thing/pet peeve of mine to get into how a 10 person constant camping trip would acc function 💀)
if you’ve got any other ideas, pls comment them or shoot an ask my way! these were all i could think of for rn
so im just gonna pick the ones ive expanded the least on in other posts, like the sleeping thing, weight thing, and im abt to do another ask (🥺<33) abt the human culture v hylian thing so thatll do for now
SO to continue the rlly long sleep weakness (srry)
to my credit, ive been tent camping pretty frequent in past couple years, with either my sibling, or sib and a friend, in the ruralness of our homestate (we’re in southern part of US)
like as a quick rundown of my creditable-ness, bc im sure ur like “moon. nobody cares what u have to say, ur prob chronically online bro” nah, dude, read this bs:
U can skip this if u just trust me, this is just a mildly entertaining lore dump of mine for proof i know anything at all abt tent camping:
for ref, ive: slept all night in a hammock w/a sheet bc the air mattress deflated/was sleeping on the ground otherwise which is borderline impossible to do even when exhausted ive found out, a lightning storm rolled in, i just kept sleeping, had to pack up tent in middle of the night bc it slowly got flooded bc rain got into tent, had to park on a random overgrown country road (no GPS) to car-camp for the night bc no campsite was found, have had to constantly put up tent in complete darkness bc its very hard to get my sibling and me to a campsite when theres still daylight for some reason?? lol, began to worry for hypothermia when we camped near mountains bc it got too cold to tent camp, had to intensely cuddle for warmth w/friend in truck bed, while sib was inside the car and still couldnt get warm, and it was so cold even then that it kept waking us up until we left at like 4-5am bc it got light enough for us to see to drive away 💀
ANYWAY, now that ive gotten my obligatory “i touch grass” out of the way,
(and also i def plan to use these experiences as future fic scenes, so easter egg if u read this then my fics later lmao)
sleeping is literally the first issue u gotta deal w/in going constant camping w/these guys lmao
and u bet ur ass they all find it kinda funny that u need such specific sleeping stuff when ur nigh indestructible the rest of the time
but its honest to god not even that much, it just is for hylians
so they can just sleep on rocks, flat ground, tree roots, u name it these crazy elves can do it, esp since the Links r adventurers so im sure theyre better at it than normal hylians
they dont need a tent, they barely need sleeping bags, bc the cold hard ground is legit their home 💀
the only reason they have padding at all is bc theyre more sensitive to temperature than u, so theyre more bundled up on breezy nights/for morning dew chill time
(which u found to ur horror they just dont put anything down but like a sheet when its warm weather, mostly for keeping dirt off them)
meanwhile ur like?? get a tent??? we have Wild’s slate to store it we dont even have to carry it????
and bc theyre made for hylians, the tents just like a ceiling w/poles 💀
ur out here like, “bro this would keep u more warm if there were yknow, walls. and a floor.”
which u then have to force the combined skills of Legend, Wild and Four to help u make a real tent
Legend has absolutely taken to calling you Sleeping Beauty/Princey bc of this, and the fact that u have to layer like 2 sleeping bags to not feel rocks on ur back (bc they only need it for warmth not cushioning, its thinner than human made ones)
u also have to force Time + Wars to acknowledge that u guys needs to put the tent on flat ground, and cant just sprawl out over a bunch of tree roots goddamit-
when u first learn what the watch schedule is, it sounds like actual hell.
each shift is like 4 hours, and everyone is awake and ready to go at like 5 or 6 am (the 6am is for teh Links that “sleep in” 💀)
and thats putting them at going to sleep at like 11 or midnight, bc hylians need way less sleep than ur human ass,
which the poor said hylians also find out the hard way when they go to wake the single human man on their team up, and u just outright cuss them out, hit the nearest link, rain hell on them + seem like ur drunk to them?? then just go back to sleep???
and theyre all like “wtf just happened to our guide, he’s usually so nice??”
only to realize after u all have a sit down abt the sleeping differences issues, after what theyre calling “The Sleeping Guide Incident” 💀
hylians snap awake only a few minutes after being awake (like how in SS/Oot/Botw etc u can be a little sleepy but game mechanics let u get up pretty quick)
and u need more sleep, so they just adjust and know now u need whatever u can get tbh, so ur not allowed to go on night shifts,
along w/being allowed to ride on Epona + get piggy back sleep on a Link if they rlly need to move and u havent gotten all ur required sleep yet
(tho u do try and compensate by going to sleep earlier)
(they would never tell u but, they lowkey fight/rock paper scissors who gets to carry u in the morning, Wind is the ref lol)
also hylians can sleep like a rock thru most anything, along w/this adventure which easily keeps u tired so ur ready to knock out every night,
this is why its important for someone to take watch, bc i think unless they outright get hit by a monster/shaken by another hylian, most links dont get up when sleeping no matter what
which makes sense, if theyre going to sleep so little, they prob need as much uninterrupted sleep as possible,
but just bc they can sleep thru lynel stomping doesnt mean u can, which is another adjustement they make when they choose a place to sleep at night, making sure its not a loud spot or smth, and bc u now have to sleep earlier to keep up w/their early ass times,
when the Links are all chilling around camp, they make sure to keep pretty quiet so u can sleep well <3
alright thats all for sleeping for rn, i could keep going but i wanna get to weight issue a little bit even tho ive got less for it
i mentioned it in other posts that hylians are lighter than humans, but i mostly focused on it going one way if that makes sense? like now im taking it in the way of like Humans are heavier than hylians, if that makes more sense??
u cant ride horses, at least not for very long lmao
same goes for loftwings, if u can even get on for any amount of time, bc they presumably have hollow bones so theyd be even more sensitive to ur weight than horses
omg when it comes to puzzles, and theres like weights involved, u absolutely get used as an additional weight, both bad and good tbh
bc im familiar w/botw im using it as a base, but like how shrines need a metal box or two to put on buttons to weigh them down, but it gets tricky, or u dont have one right away, Wild just uses you 💀
like u need some exact amount of metal things for this one scale puzzle, and instead u just, sit on it to sink it all the way down so the Link on the other side can reach the platform LMAO
omg the amount of battles that could just be won bc u used ur body weight against a monster lol
THE SCENE OF U AND A HINOX SQUARING UP TO LIKE SUMO WRESTLE AND U WIN W/UR WEIGHT LMAOO
just run at a lynel, dodging arrows, and just like, successfully full-body tackle it bc it feels like it has the same weight as a large dog, like a husky or smth 💀
u act like a bomb when u throw urself off cliffs bc u dont get fall damage easy, so u can manage like a ten-story building drop u found out w/o a scratch, but u cause a crater around u bc of ur impact lmao
Wild/Wind/Rulie/Legend are all having the time of their lives having u cannonball into the ground next to monster camps bc ur just a human bomb atp
kno this was less weakness focused but heres one more rough weakness of it,
u all have to be VERY careful around bridges or thin strips of land, or like crossing tree branches, etc. w/you bc ur weight may make it not possible cross w/o ridiculously being this single human person bringing an entire bridge down 💀
think the only way u could fix this glaring issue is if u outright jumped across, which even tho ur basically superpowered bc ur so strong here so youd have to fuck up pretty bad to not make it,
poor boys get worried sick anyway and try to avoid bridges if they can, they only trust ones that are like stone built up from the ground to carry you
this also sucks when its like a rope bridge across like a huge gap or like a small valley or smth, bc not only do u not have a landing spot in the immediate area, but now u have to reroute until u can find a spot that lets u basically jump across the gap lmao
on one hand, the Chain r still anxious letting u go alone to sometimes find that different route, but also if anyone went w/u youd just have to piggyback them while doing that, and its not like theyd be that helpful besides moral support maybe lmao
but u dont mind that and none of them can stand being seperated from u w/o knowing at least one Link is w/u, so u usually go ahead and piggyback Wind or Four (one of the lightest) find a route and leap ur way to the other side lol
u also found out the hard way that ur weight affects hylian made buildings, bc they can be made out of not as dense/strong woods, like especially things like floors/beds/chairs/etc stuff that would be made to take hylian weight
the absolute insanity the first time u guys went to an inn, and u crushed both the steps leading into the inn, a barstool, a chair, and later that night ur bedframe just from gently laying on it 💀
the innkeeper realized and re-arranged so u guys were on first floor so u wouldnt have to go up steps, and was luckily very understanding abt u being a different weightier race (Time and you still tipped him rupees to help pay for damage 😭)
u had to literally go back outside to sleep bc u were worried if u slept on the floor it slowly break overnight LMAO
but Wind/Wild/Four/Rulie/Twi were all sweet enough to come w/you to sleep outside too lol (they were more nature inclined anyway, even tho u insisted they take advantage of the beds)
this was also absolutely hilarious for the others to wake up to in the morning, bc Time/Wars/Sky/Legend had already gone to bed,
so they just walk out the inn, all confused why the innkeeper just pointed outside when they asked where the others went, and they jsut open the front door (w/still broken steps bc u had to exit 💀)
to see u guys camped out on the lawn ASHFDFL
😃. well that got out of hand, and its getting late for me so I may have 10x the amount of spelling/grammar mistakes more than usual, and it may have completely lost the plot in some points so-!
i hope that was smth for u to at least chew on anon, and sorry i overdid it jfccc
have a great rest of ur week anon, and tysm for the ask!! :D
comments/commentary in tags/feeback at all keep me alive, so pls leave one w/whatever u think!!
Peace out,
🌙
103 notes · View notes
ganondoodle · 9 months ago
Note
i am so extremely confused on how you can acknowledge belly dancing not needing to be sexual yet. still insist that nintendo is sexualizing young gerudo with the attire. the makeup, heels and how impractical it is to wear the shit they wear in the desert i understand. im not defending those design mistakes. but??? jfc.
oh. so, assuming you are the same anon as before, you WERE asking in bad faith then, or are intentionally missunderstanding what im saying, got it, and now you are trying to twist my words around to fit your little narrative about me being the problem and not mega corporation uwu nintendo with a history of racism (to which this issue is extremely attached to)
so, since you apparently didnt understand what i said, and didnt watch the video i attached either, bc that goes into detail of everything as well, im gonna spell it out once more, and i will even EMPHASIZE words like THIS, so its easier to understand, just for you <3
i did NOT say that the 'belly dance' outfit doesnt NEED to be sexual, i SAID it is/was not sexual IN ITS ORIGIN, BUT was TURNED INTO what boils down to nothing else but a sexy strippers outfit by western people and has been used as NOTHING BUT sexual for decades in the vast majority of media of all kind-
which MEANS, that although in ORIGIN it might not have been sexual, the unfortunate PROBLEM is that through its extreme popularization as such you now have to assume IT IS sexual, bc that is pretty much ALWAYS the intent, people dont even know it as anything but a sexual thing
and before you can even say the "well maybe they didnt intent it a such" blah blah, this is NOT SOLELY about the outfit itself being the only problem here, its the whole package, even if they DID have good intentions or did it subconsciously (which, mind you, should also tell you just how much this kind of picture of middle eastern people has been spread, how common it is to see them like this that its what most people actually think they are like) it nevertheless sends a certain message, and again, ITS THE WHOLE FUCKING PACKAGE, everything, from outfit, to design elements, to dialog, to lore, to even camera angles, you cannot view it as a seperate thing bc it is, inherently, not able to be seperated from everything, its as if you took an incredibly racist caricature, zoomed in and said "LOOK they used a realistic kind of skin tone, its totally not racist!!"
you also called these design decisions "mistakes", but they are not, in fact mistakes, a mistake is when you notice after posting a drawing that you forgot to color in a strand of hair, however, ALL of these design and writing decisions are deliberate, they had to sit down, in a giant team of people, to come up with it, then proceed to design and write it, approve it, make it, and ship it, and saw no problem with it, which is a problem
now, im not saying nintendo personally is telling you "its ok to fuck kids", but things have meanings, and if you are making something, ESPECIALLY using something that isnt of your own culture, you should think about things, and what meanings a thing can have attached to, they are a giant corporation, not a single, very uninformed at best- or very racist at worst, human being, they have the means to do research, but they did not do it or think its fine, maybe even good, which deserves to be called out
i am a big, and longtime, zelda fan, but beign a fan of something doesnt mean you cannot criticise it, or aknowledge that its in many ways flawed, part of being a fan is being able to recognize things that are bad and demand better
if you send me another ask spouting bullshit or purposefully missunderstanding what im saying im gonna punt you into the filthy barrel of blocked porn bots, bc i dont have anon messages enabled to receive shit like this but to allow people who might be too shy to send normal asks to talk to me.
jfc.
46 notes · View notes
criminal-sen · 5 months ago
Text
Just saw a post by uhhh well I blocked them *I'm using them bc I didn't check pronouns, it's a 'I don't know this person' them* immediately. That not only tried to shame trans mascs for 'fetishizing' their own bits but then went on to talk about how mortified they are to have a 'boy pussy'. And i have some words:)
First off, ppl NEED to stop throwing around the word 'fetishizing' like it's some airy catch-all phrase for something that annoys them. To fetishize is specifically to dehumanize, to reduce a demographic down to sexual stereotypes (like saying asian women are cute and subservient or some shit). It is a gross and inappropriate way to treat ppl but now there's no fucking WORD for it cuz u guys use fetishize for EVERYTHING to the point where it has completely lost its meaning!!! Trans guys aren't fetishizing their own bits, they CAN'T fetishize their own bits bc those bits are attached to THEM, not to a different demographic they're talking down to!!! For crying out loud, just make a vent post about how it annoys you (or better, talk to a friend in privacy) and move on. Not everything has to be this big fucking callout
And secondly, I'm obviously not gonna tell someone how to feel about what's between their legs, there are times when I'm not thrilled about my 'boypussy' either, believe it or not. (And no, I'm also not thrilled about the term, but I am able to differentiate between something that annoys me and something that Needs To Stop Happening). I'm sorry u hate yr bits, I'm sorry u feel like a freak or whatever u said. But that doesn't give u the right to condemn yr fellow trans guys for trying to show some positivity. I mean, freedom of speech or whatever, I guess you have the 'right', it just makes you sound like an asshole. We're all out here trying to do our best with what we've got - maybe we're contemplating surgery, maybe surgery isn't an option, or maybe we're genuinely fine with it, everyone's different - and if saying we have a sexy boypussy helps some of us cope, good! Like jfc it's fine! So maybe filter the word so you don't see it, or even block every single guy who utters it, I don't think they'll mind (or even notice). And move on with your life. Okay that's all:/
4 notes · View notes
formula-fun · 6 months ago
Note
ON TODAYS EPISODE OF LINES THAT MAKE ME CRAZY
this is a little long but I couldn't help it
"They’re back in the desert again for the first time since Charles was pregnant, on another planet again, the sand so unfamiliar from his home—from Flanders and Limburg with their thick forests and heavy rains and comforting warm food designed to stick to his ribs. It’s different from Monaco, his real home port, a dreamworld where he can find clear water and perpetual sunrise and Charles, most of the time. 
The desert is a dreamworld too, but different. It’s endless and ancient and inviting, the flatness of Bahrain starting at the edge of the tarmac and then falling off the edge of the map, like if they turned and drove into it they could go forever and ever. The hotel has a plate of things set out on the bed like he’s on his honeymoon, roses on a gold tray beside tiny dishes of sticky pastries and nuts. An hour later Charles is laughing in his bed as he licks honey off his fingers. 
“They’re just like in Capri,” Charles tells him, and the memory explodes on his tongue, a phantom ache of too-sweet. Charles’ face screws up a little every time he eats one of these, here and now—tiny bits of dough, perfectly round, alarmingly orange and shiny as glass. His mouth is shiny too, and they must be painfully sweet for the face he keeps making and the way he laughs after, delighted. "
these descriptions are actually insane,,,,,, especially the "tiny bits of dough, perfectly round, alarmingly orange and shiny as glass" for some reason is just lighting up some specific neurons in my brain I was just hand to my mouth reading and rereading
And then this
"Charles smells honey-sweet after, and after the race. His heat is on the way. Max isn’t sure if he knows it and is ignoring it, or if Max has noticed it before he has. It’s not common, but he does sometimes, and Charles has been distracted with other things.
When he comes to Charles after the race Charles kisses him hard and stinging. Charles likes his pleasure rough and unrelenting more often than not, and especially after a race. He wants to be pinned down and fucked across the mattress, but Max knows what’s good for him, and that won’t quiet his head down. He drags him closer instead, his skin hot beneath the blankets—drags him up and up, until Charles is sitting on his face, his forearms against the headboard, letting out little moans and frustrated sounds. His hips keep jerking like he doesn’t know where to go and every few minutes he tries to roll away entirely. Max doesn’t let him. He digs his fingers into his thighs every time he tries, forcing him through the slow, inevitable build of it until Charles falls apart against his mouth with a broken moan."
this is post suzukaaaaaa he's distracted bc hes trying to find a COURTING GIFT
also? jfc this is soooooo hot what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck 🕳️🚶
ok last bit
"You are very proud,” Charles protests half-heartedly, “if you think I need you this badly. I am fine on my own.”
Charles is teasing him, but it still stings a little. It’s been a few months; Charles has been on his own more often than not, or at least he has if he hasn’t been seeing anyone else. Still, it’s a sharp reminder.
“I don’t need you. You know that,” Charles says, and then his eyes are back on Max’s all at once. He tugs at his hair. “I want you. I always want you.”
I'm just,,,,, whattttttttt the fuuuuuuckkkkkkk
the way that his agency and independance and confidence in his identity is underlined throughout the fic almost thoughtlessly bc it's so obvious to both of them make me want to pull out my hair
the way that throughout he's CHOOSING him
ITS HIS CHOICE. THAT HES MAKING, CONCIOUSLY. BC HE WANTS IT. HE DOESNT NEED IT, BUT HE WANTS IT
im so in love with this series it's not even funny
☀️
jsfkdgksdfjsdkf hellOOOO WELCOME BACKK
this is a pro fried dough fic.....the dough in that scene is lokma which i have never had but which i NEED. specifically the ones from the photo in the wikipedia article like hhh theyre so orange and shiny and they look SOO good. every time the words honey or orange appear in this fic you can be assured that max is in a setting where he feels secure enough for self reflection and personal growth
🕳️🚶 <- this sent me btw so thank you for that hahsahshas
and both of these last two kinda go with the same idea of wants vs needs in a way?? they both started seeing each other originally because of needs but it's developing into want, and that becomes so important to them :( the whole thing is abt choice tbh, cause charles never exactly chose him to begin with and he didnt choose to get pregnant, but NOW he's choosing him when it's all over and there's no reason he has to. he doesn't really need him anymore. he's choosing him because he wants him!!! does any of this mean anything
2 notes · View notes
redwolfstabs · 1 year ago
Note
Hey Billy
First off in Resident Evil: Afterlife somehow Wesker is using and holding TWO FUCKING DESERT EAGLES. That seems a bit problematic to me a little bit but you know movie magic right?
Now for the actual question.
If we were in a zombie apocalypse what guns would you use? How would you suit up in a situation like that if you were in let's say The Last of Us, Walking Dead, and Resident Evil kind of situation? Okay maybe not those exact choices maybe start off gentle and scary like The Last of Us.
MOVIE MAGIC IS SO WHACK. T W O DESERT EAGLES??? Jfc, good luck doing that irl.
Anywho-
This will probably be a long post.. whoops but here we are.
STARTING WITH The Last of Us bc currently, in love with that game so it’s fresh in my head:
WEAPONS:
• first things first, some kind of switch blade or, ofc, trusty butterfly knife. Reason being: you’re gonna need a knife or two, you can’t really go in guns blazing all the time, especially for the fckn clickers.
• Pistols: I’d choose a nice classic Colt 1911 pistol. Reason being is quite simple. It’s very popular and has been for a while, John browning gun, 9mm which I find snazzy, low recoil, can be made withhhhh.. polyester I think? Which makes the carryweight good. DOWNSIDE: it can roughly hold 8-10 rounds in the mag, which depending on the situation could be really good or really bad.
Another neat pistol I’d choose would probably be FN Five-seveN. The ammunition is a 5.7x28mm���? 26? 28? One of those- anyways it’s known for its low recoil but good penetration skills. 20 rounds ‼️ The pistol has a Picatinny rail on the lower frame for mounting accessories such as lights, lasers, or red dot sights which would probably be good for certain situations.
• Rifles: I think I would keep at least two rifles on my person- yes they’re big BUT rifles. One that I, for sure, would choose would be the Mossberg 464. Reasons: ITS A LEVER-ACTION. It’s a snazzy gun, good for long distance and such. Not to mention, I just.. I have a problem BSHSJDJEJ. unfortunately, it does only hold 6 rounds but that’s okay bc it’s worth it.
Another Rifle would be the FN SCAR. Reasons: It's a gas-operated, short-stroke piston system, which is known for its reliability and reduced recoil, usually holds 30 rounds, quick change barrel system- over all? I think it would be pretty good against clickers
• Shotguns: LEVER ACTION SHOTGUN. Reasons? ....It's a lever action shot gun man, that's all tbh- one downside is how it only has roughly 6 shots but that's okay bc mmmm lever action.
• How I would suit up: If I'm not experienced and it's just happening, I would be that idiot wearing hoodies and converses and jeans. I have emotional attachments to my jeans fgjakfgdafh
• However If I am experienced and I know what I'm doing: I would probably wear lighter clothes, like a t-shirt and probably still my jeans, because jeans actually would protect me alot- and if I could find some, I would also wear body armor. I would most likely have a good book bag to fit all my shit in like medical supplies, food, water- all of that snazzy shit.
The Walking Dead:
So for this I would take a much much different approach. I would own ONLY two guns, since the noise can draw herds towards you.
• I would have a fckn SEXC Colt Python revolver. [Think rick Grimes- his gun.] Reason: It's a fucking BEAUTIFUL gun, its a .357 magnum so it's got a kick to it and its GOOD. I would use it for emergency use. The second gun I would use would most likely also just be the silly 1911.
• As for more silent weapons, I would use a crossbow. Probably a compound crossbow tbh- Because the mechanical advantage provided by the cam and cable system, along with the increased arrow speed, contributes to the accuracy of compound crossbows- So it's rather very very fast and effective.
Suit up:
If I'm just starting out I would become a hermit. Stay inside with my shit until I run out and need to go get supplies. However If I'm used to everything, I think I would suit up in a similar way as I would in tlou, simply because that, to me, is the simpliest and best way to suit up.
Now I would LOVE to do this for resident evil but, alas, I do not know that game the best. However if I ever get around to watching a gameplay of it, I'll most likely make a post and tag you :)
Thanks for this ask btw!! I love talking about "What if" Situations fgejkgfeakfuy
5 notes · View notes
wulfums · 2 years ago
Note
Hey man I saw your post about the self ship community being shitty to you and I’m so sorry. I’m not a furry but your art is amazing. You don’t deserve hate just bc your making art… if they’re enough scudworth self shippers out there to go viral on tiktok treating you like shit then they need to get they’re asses together to make their own art they are happy with!!! JFC like let people live smh. I’m so sorry.
Thank you anon 🥺
Im sad that people are under the impression that im their competition and they assume im evil and want no one else to ship w/ Scudworth when they couldnt be more wrong. I have several friends who self ship w/Scuds, I dont “go after people” who do that. I hate that they project their own insecurities and actions onto me.
I do feel sympathy bcuz I get how consumjng jealousy can get, but also. The same people were, in the comments of the tiktok, accusing me of being a zoophile, saying I currently draw feral porn, two people I used to know being like “he was always a creep and gave weird vibes”(Weird how they didnt think that when I was drawing them free art), comparing me to pedophiles for some goddamn reason and generally just. Wanting to come up with anything so they could justify being mad. So…my sympathy doesnt extend super far.
Its most likely dumb im still scared of ppl bcuz of that tiktok, but seeing an artist I really liked call me a zoo in the comments over Scudwulf and watching a tiktok making fun of me go viral really uh. Did something bad to my brain.
13 notes · View notes
iammissingautumn · 1 month ago
Text
can’t put this on instagram bc like jfc but. my happiness and my childhood being connected to children who were just as abused just as hurt just as silenced. but we made happiness, we made our own wonder. its been so fucking miserable in completely unique ways to individual human experiences. the family doing everything to tear us apart. the girls. the boys. i think the first thing that destroyed me was a sister and the last thing that kept me alive was a sister. different ones and not technically who im making the post about. but. i truly never feel shitter than when i’m with my family in nebraska and they tear at all these little pieces of me. i don’t know if i’ll ever talk to my mom or dad again but i got this. i snuck under their noses, miserable and on the brink of going from suicidal preteens to suicidal teenager. i couldn’t find it within me to believe some of that propaganda cause every thing in me knew it was wrong. and so i didn’t believe them and i got the best thing ever. i don’t care if they hurt me or if distance grew fondness. there is so much we will grow in to and no one else in the world will know or care as much as we do. everyone will hurt us. we will hurt each other. we will need time. we will not fix everything. but we have it together.
0 notes
angelnumber27 · 11 months ago
Text
Ok so bear with me (if you care lol)
This includes some offensive shit that I really toned down for this post bc it was that bad so.. tw abuse tw racism tw xenophobia idek what else to add it’s just bad
This is how it started (talking while eating dinner)
Me: I like having a phone bc you can learn so many things
Dad: YEAH LIKE THINGS THAT ARENT TRUE
YOU BASE YOUR WHOLE LIFE OFF OF WHAT YOU READ ON THAT PHONE
me (very calmly): you do the same thing. You live your life and base your ideals on your little radio talk show you listen to all day and Fox News (he rly is a brainwashed ass…) He then got silent for about three minutes I guess out of rage????? and then was like YOU BETTER NOT EVER QUESTION ME OR MY KNOWLEDGE ON HOW THR WORLD WORKS EVER AGAIN IVE BEEN HERE WAY LONGER THAN YOU I KNOW MORE THAN YOU (blah blah blah it went on and on hahahaha)
He screamed YOU ALWAYS FUCKING SIDE WITH THE BAD GUY!!!!!!!
I said someone having a different opinion than you do should not bother you this much it’s weird
And he said “You always have the same opinion though!” And I was like yea so do you, and I don’t scream at you for being a racist abusive disgusting piece of shit (didn’t say the stuff past the word you bc I would have been probably punched in the face or had a glass plate thrown at my head as hard as possible from two feet away or worse but boy was I thinking it)
anyways lmao i said “I literally have to sit there silently and say nothing every time you try to start a conflict and a huge fight and freak out at me because if I say ANYTHING you lose it” (I stg even just on regular days in regular conversations this man goes out of his way to try to create conflict and initiate a fight every damn time)
And he just continued with the absolutely disgusting bullshit about how I’m always wrong and always siding with “the bad guys” (homeless people, minorities, lgbt people, disabled people, people who need government assistance, mentally ill people, addicts, people who wore masks even when the pandemic was at its worst, people who got vivid shots, immigrants, Palestinians, anything even slightly liberal in general etc etc etc etc)
I was basically overall just like I don’t understand why you take it as a personal attack when someone has their own opinion. I said a lot of immigrants come here to make better lives for their families back home and then I said something about how fentanyl and meth are already here and it’s not just coming from Mexico and he got all angry and was like DONT FUCKING DEFEND THOSE PEOPLE. IMMIGRANTS HAVE RUINED OUR COUNTRY!
I literally was like jfc dude calm down and walked away
Then while I walked away he threatened to kick me out so I could “be homeless or find a place where they believe the same bullshit as me”
I think I’m just gonna go nonverbal for a while. Feels like the best route to take rn. If I don’t speak he can’t twist my words and try to say he’s being attacked 🫠
can I rant about my dumbass bigot father real quick
12 notes · View notes
girlhusbandfranzkafka · 3 years ago
Text
I'm still so baffled that lesbians are apparently mean and exclusionary because we define lesbian as having no attraction to men.
154 notes · View notes
thecherrygod · 4 years ago
Text
//
#my posts#i am three steps away from having a mental breakdown at 4 pm i love this#so as you can guess this is a#vent#thats gonna go into a tmi! so like. youre warned!!!#ok so im ln my period and like thats already bad but unless it makes me feel sick i can deal right? some dysphoria but ya know#the usual. ive grown to deal with it#anyways for the plan of not spending too much money on pads a few months ago i bought... idk the name on english. the plastic containers#you put inside yourself and can keep there for like 12 hours and dont need pads nor tampons#ok that was an useless thing to buy and its not the things fault but mine!#i cant handle it. i could barely handle tampons idk why i thought i could handle this. i feel useless and like smths wrong with me lmao#like. i dont think ill expand further into why i cant handle it i guess its obvious but it makes me think its. not normal right?#ive. made research. its. not normal. like im not using it wrong so whats wrong with me isnt normal#i just.... im a mess jfc#do i want to go even more tmi in my own vent post tags idk maybe ok like#im not a virgin but i might as well be bc i only had a dick inside me 2 and both times didnt last and in concept it was disappointing but#but also i was kinda glad? bc i could never get used to the feeling and it was more painful than anything honestly?#so like I'm. not surprised i cant really handle this but it only makes me think back to that and. and how i genuinely feel theres smth wrong#with me like i cant put more than one finger in myself if i masturbate or else it becomes uncomfortable and one is already uncomfortable#sometimes so... so yeah i guess that isnt normal....#so yeah i tried to use that thing again like. half an hour ago bc im running low on pads and didnt want to go to the store and i couldn't#so im. in different kinds of pain and also feeling like theres something wrong with me that i never really considered#bc im the kind of person whos like 'haha theres something wrong with me' bc theres been for years#this is new so its hard to deal with. amazing. anyways im gonna stop now if you read this im sorry lmao
0 notes
takumochi · 7 years ago
Text
i need to vent lmao SOO ill be screaming in the tags as usual ---- read at ur own risk lmao
#hewwo!!!! welcome to theas life#figured it was abt time to make my own post to vent on#well so theres this kid in my math class#lets just call him asshole#asshole is a tall white dude with hair that looks like a fokan beaver (sorry beavers) and hes. literally the worst#and i just met him when the semester started so i. dont know this guy. i only talk to him bc my friend is friends with asshole#so this dude... busts into my life... and starts makin homophobic autistic and racial slurs left n right#im a filipino thats not very straight so naturally im offended but also. what a trashy dude#i put up with this for a while. idk why. maybe its bc i dont want to start a scene or make an enemy in math class. i need to pass jfc#now its been like 4 months since hes been sayin this shit#and last monday! he finally crossed the fokan line! april 2 2018 i metaphorically kicked my foot so far up his ass he could taste my nails#so what happened is that i was just chillin#talking to my friends on my macbook nothing much#and asshole thinks we're frieeeends bc i've been civil with him this whole time n tries to take my macbook to see wat im doing : )#and so i slap his hands away n tell him with balls of steel 'get ur nasty hands off my macbook' and wowie! he looks at me surprised like#'taking someone that u DONT KNO's stuff is normal? y r u so sensitive' kind of look#and then he calls me a lesbian then a heterosexual then some other shit like being any of those was an insult.#and so i call his ass out! 'ur seriously using lgbt slurs as an insult??' and he laughs n then. i shit u not#idk why he even said it but he fokan#'i dont care if youre a lesbian or whatever. id still rape you'#my balls hardened into diamond as i prepared to beat the nuts out of asshole#did he rly. threaten me w rape. just bc i told him to not touch my stuff#sighhh so i dont talk to him for the rest of the hour. i told my friends abt what happened n im so thankful theyre demons#long story short i reported him and ruined a 3 year long relationship ! :)#hes been leaving me alone lately. idk wat kind of punishment he got bt i hope they make it more#yea n thats my life update HHH#im going to sakura matsuri in dc on saturday tho...!!!!!! im gonna raid all the shops#im so ready... its so cold in mn but its like 70s-80s in dc :0#like its kinda warm.. like its 40F rn but its not 70s#also im gonna buy a lot of lotte shint there....... smuggle that good shint bac 2 mn
1 note · View note
1-800-i-ship-it · 4 years ago
Text
@tokaywineandcheese​
It's funny how parents will over shelter their kids and never let them do anything or go anywhere and then immediately expect them to be a normal functioning adult at 18
68K notes · View notes