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Me, unamused, having to look at this shit:
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singsongraptor · 1 year
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I spent six hours reading about bird wingspans and looking for information on dinosaurs that flew, but aren't birds. A significant part of that time was *also* going on a magnificent rant about the HUNDREDS of shitty "science" articles/posts/videos calling quetzalcoatlus the "largest flying dinosaur", so prolific that even when I excluded quetzalcoatlus from the search parameters I was still served that bullshit. The rant resulted in a dozen people across four platforms being aggressively informed about the fact that pterosaurs ARE NOT DINOSAURS JFC IT TAKES FIVE MINUTES TO FIND THAT OUT, FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS ANCIENT STOP CALLING QUETZAL A DINOSAUR.
I literally had to specifically look up microraptorans to find the *actual* answer to the largest flying dinosaur because lazy, misinformed jackasses that think their memories of bad paleo media count as facts that don't need to be researched have filled the internet with blatant misinformation. !
Like ffs, a weasel is more closely related to a jaguar than quetzalcoatlus is to ANY dinosaur, there's at least 160 million years between quetzalcoatlus and its common ancestor with dinosaurs!
To quote a science writer from the article on Changyuraptor (the largest, non avian flying dinosaur)
It's important to note that pterosaurs were not dinosaurs. As science writer Brian Switek has noted, "Calling a pterosaur a dinosaur is an error of the same order of magnitude as saying that our species is a marsupial." Both dinosaurs and pterosaurs have their own unique evolutionary history.
Quetzalcoatlus is a wonderful, weird animal, and pterosaurs are delightfully bizarre archosaurs that deserve to be respected! They're not dinosaurs, and that's ok! They're still cool on their own merits! The only dinosaurs that fly are avialens! Birds, their relatives, and related dromeosaurids! Get it together people!
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zosanbrainrot · 10 months
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He's just a dude, a birthday dude
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princessfroslass · 4 months
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Oh I got weak in the knees all of a sudden.
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tekitothemagpie · 3 months
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hey-hey-j · 29 days
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(sort of a companion piece to this)
older brother instinct
(★ my Kofi)
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jacqcrisis · 5 months
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I can't stop thinking about the rings on Hermes' fingers. I can't. Whats the story behind those? Did he start wearing them because Charon gave them to him as a job well done? The weirdest gift imaginable to your professional associate?
Did Hermes steal them to be a cheeky bastard and got them fitted and put them on for the jokes? Did he start wearing them apropos of nothing? Just happen to start accessorizing like his professional associate? Is it part of a shared uniform? Can we see the employee handbook?
Did Charon go out and get rings commissioned to look exactly like his for not one, but two of his partner in crimes' fingers, slide each lovingly onto Hermes' corresponding digits, and then gently hold his now bejeweled hands in his own to see how they match, knowing Hermes will now carry something of Charon with him when he leaves him for his dangerous work?
I'm just. Asking. Questions. But I swear to God, if we get Charon's portrait and he has a feather or an orange ribbon somewhere on his person, I will be inconsolable for days.
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momentomori24 · 8 months
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THEY ARE SO INSUFFERABLE AND HORRIFIC AND AWFUL BUT SO AMAZING AND DORKY AND THIS PART IS SO UNFAIRLY FUNNY AND CUTE AND WHOLESOME-- PLEASE, PLEASE HAVE MORE SCREENTIME IN S2. PLEASE LET THEM TAKE OVER THE SHOW. I KNOW THEY'RE HORRIBLE PEOPLE BUT I NEED MORE OF THE VEES.
And the most important scene of them all (to me):
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First of all, how is Vox doing that. Second, you just know that these two douchebags are going to bang so hard with Alastor getting his ass kicked replaying in the background after this. I hate them so much.
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lucabyte · 13 days
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Olive Branch
Wrong Move
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24bughours · 4 months
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Maybe the real gravity falls fanart i made for pride month was the fiddleford watching madoka magica piece i made along the way
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doomed2repeat · 6 days
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Colin canonically being the brother who smuggled hallucinogenic drugs into England but Benedict being the one to get the druggie reputation in modern au fan fic is hilarious. Colin really can get away with murder.
He’s always a travel journalist or something in fanfics, where he’s doing a responsible job it’s just disrespected and not considered grown up or settled by his family. But if you truly wanted to replicate his energy Colin would not be a travel writer/influencer/blogger yet, he’d just be traveling aimlessly and getting high on local drugs and possibly getting caught holding something for a friend. Like…my baby boy Chaos Colin would be caught at international customs with a bag of something and getting bailed out of jail. 🤣
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This is just Colin straight up being a bad influence.
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faggotstump · 1 month
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Shout out to my fellow alloaros. Sorry the world is horrible towards us.
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clovariia · 7 days
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we can FINALLY post our pieces for the @tohgrimoire zine!!! i wrote a fic about luz and her family visiting her father's grave. it's a tragic but healing time for all of them.
thank you so much to @astrolavas for drawing the devastating spot art and the zine's writing mod @taruchinator for helping with beta reading!!! all the zine contributors and mods were so sweet and encouraging. i'm so grateful that i got to be a part of this project! thank you to everyone for all the support!!!!!! 🦉💕
🔗 https://archiveofourown.org/works/58919038
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formulanni · 3 months
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chipper-smol · 2 months
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So...... Loop and Odile huh?
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v THE OTHER RESPONSE I DOODLED v
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yeagh
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military-newsboys · 6 months
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Erik Lehnsherr is a better man than me, because if a little twink that thinks the world is sunshine and rainbows would have told me "They are just following orders" I would have bitch slapped him all the way to next week.
That alone is proof that they are gay, because if Charles would had told any other jew something along the phrase "They are just following orders", He wouldn't have made it off the fucking beach, let alone continue to be treated like a "friend".
Like for real Charles is so lucky Erik is gay for him. There isn't a single jew, let alone a holocaust Survivor that would have let that slide as smoothly as Erik did.
Being a pretty twink saved his life from his own stupidity.
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