#need bills paid

[shanklin]

Sentient Mystery Shack, who is really biased towards Stan, so when Ford tells Stan he has to give it back after the summer it’s on sight.

Ford keeps tripping over nothing, nothing is where it's supposed to be and somehow he keeps running into closets when he tries to go outside.

But the worst part, the WORST part is that Ford's lightbulb just won't. Work. No matter what he does it keeps flickering and exploding.

Ford is spiraling. 

There is no reason why it shoudln’t work. All his trial runs work perfectly. He’s already checked the Shacks wiring three times and relearned this dimensions science from the ground up. 

Nothing works.

The Rift? Bill? The impending apocalypse? Eating? Sleep? Who cares about that. 

WHY. WONT. THE. LIGHTBULB. WORK???

It doesn’t help that Stan keeps laughing at him.

“Then you do it!” Ford eventually snaps at Stan.

Stan shrugs and with a little song under his breath screws his own lightbulb in. It works perfectly.

Stanford screams.

[dabigbird]

This comic is based on @ckret2’s 9 chapter fanfic. Please go read it, their characterization f the characters are so cannon accurate that I’m 90% convinced that they’re Alex Hirsh secretly writing gravity falls season 3.

[vurelly]

how am i meant to ha wahoo yippee through life in these conditions

[deoidesign]

I'm so mad that post was misinformation because there is actually an EXTREMELY important conversation to have about the production schedules artists are forced into. There's no need for exaggeration, the conditions are bad.

I work for webtoon. My publication schedule is weekly. While publishing I'm required 10-15 pages a week. Fully colored.

This means I'm finishing a 150 page fully colored graphic novel every 10-15 weeks.

When my comic is not updating, I am not getting paid. Any time writing, editing, or off is out of my own pocket. I don't get healthcare. They do not provide any assistants. They expect me to promote myself; they chose to deprioritize me before I even launched and gave me an end date half a year in. I never had a chance.

And this is the industry standard! Every company has artists forced into crunch hours, overtime, and burnout. Artists are literally dying early due to it. So many of my friends can't afford to go to the doctor.

It's unsustainable and untenable, and it's also the expectation our audiences have.

If we want to have this conversation, there's plenty of conversation to be had with the realities of the situation. It's bad as is.

[solarsturniolo]

Texts w Best Friend!Chris

Let me know what y’all think of these and if you’d want more of them 💋

Tags: @flowerxbunnie 🫦💋

warnings: cursing

[fleshwerks]

Commissions? In THIS economy??

Yup. Full body €60, bust sketch €25, some colour guaranteed, detail... well, see for yourself! Sketch set? €180 for 5 sketches guaranteed, two busts, three full bodies. Rendered illustrations are also an option at €110 full body and €70 for a bust.

Payment via PayPal. Drop me a message on Tumblr for more info!

[nekrosmos]

Oh by the way, as I'm starting a new job tomorrow, please do be aware that I will post less art from now on, or at least less fully rendered pieces. I'm going to try my best to keep making art, but a full-time job will definitely slow me down. Hope you can stick with me still <3

[brinconvenient]

How to Have ADHD

1) Be walking around

2) Think or say “Oh, when I sit down at the computer, I should [do thing that involves being on a computer/look up thing I’m curious about/send message that I need to send]!”

3) sit down at computer

4) Absolutely do not do thing in Step 2. Forget that you EVER had a thought resembling Step 2. Do many other things instead on the computer.

5) Stand up and walk away from computer

6) Go to Step 2.

[tideswept]

For the WIP word: fell

Oh, we're digging in DEEP for this one. This was from my Anakin-is-a-camboy AU (and doesn't realize Obi-Wan is watching) oneshot that just, um, stalled:

[...]

And Anakin just… hadn’t been willing to date anyone else since then. Not when he was constantly comparing them to Padmé and Obi-Wan and seeing how far they fell short. 

It really sucked that he'd fallen for the most amazing people in the world before he could even legally buy alcohol. At least Padmé had been willing to give it a go. But Obi-Wan? Obi-Wan had made his stance abundantly clear the day Anakin turned eighteen.

That was the day Anakin almost didn't notice the engagement ring glinting on Satine's finger. Almost didn’t see Obi-Wan’s pointed head shake as he read the yearning that Anakin couldn’t quite cover up fast enough.

Almost. Was there another word out there that could feel more like the slow grind of a knife than almost?

📚 [send me a random word and I'll give you a snippet from my fic that contains it;]

🍓 [quick jump to ask inbox]

[peachyykira]

is it insane to ask the girl at the coffee shop next to the plug if she could let me know when she's leaving so i can have the plug? is that weird? am i being autistic about it (probably)?

[inamagicalhallucination]

i know i say that atsushi likes to spend his extra cash on kyouka but i also dont think kyouka lives there for "free" like she could, atsushi wouldn't mind, but i feel like it makes more sense for her to contribute since its not like atsushi's rolling in cash

maybe atsushi wouald be hesitant at a 50-50 thing becuz she's so little and he cares so much about her but i dont believe its 0-100 ya know?

[hamingo]

Hey there!

Just in case anyone's forgotten, I am still taking COMMISSIONS BY DONATION!

Please DM me for info, and check out #my art on my blog for some examples of my work.

Want to support a starving artist trying to keep her electricity on but don't need any custom art? Then check out my online sticker shop!!

Please reblog to spread the word, it really helps out 🩷

[thestalkerbunny]

It's always those sites that time out after like 10 minutes when you fill out all that info that you end up needing to go find a second party object for only for it to time out again.

[armandyke]

ya girl needs bus money for the rest of the week again 😭😭 I have a ko-fi for tips and also my commission prices for december have been cut if you want some cute art

[legobiwan]

So...we're all talking about Bill and the Theraprism, but something tells me Ford would have been no less of a candidate for a similar sentence/regimen.

[killerpancakeburger]

Walter: You’re going to destroy this family

Me: This is such a classic abuser thing to do, being responsible for the destruction and then blame it on others when they try to fix things—

Marie: Just KYS

Me: *gaping*

Walter: Hank was behind everything all along

Me: *more gaping*