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pollyna · 1 year ago
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Sometimes, Peter and Elizabeth look at Neal doing something extraordinary they didn't know about, and their expressions go. "I'm so proud of myself for tapping that," and honestly, only fair.
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goddammiteverythingstaken · 8 months ago
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one of the funniest things about the small but very real white collar fandom is that there’s a split right down the middle where half the fandom adamantly believes that Peter is Neal’s dad, and half the fandom swears that Peter is Neal’s bi poly boyfriend. and neither of them are really wrong????
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charcubed · 5 months ago
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scene from the white collar reboot just leaked
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thestarwarslesbian · 15 days ago
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Peter: I found you in this life I will find you in the next. Neal: That is so sweet. Peter: It was a threat.
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grace-williams-xo · 4 months ago
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In honour of the reboot, it’s time we see the numbers once and for all. Despite being a loving fandom, we are deeply split on a core issue. Please vote accordingly and reblog for reach, I need everyone who has watched white collar to participate for data reasons.
P.S. This was literally in my drafts for a month bc I couldn’t decide if platonic/familial should be one option or two. Feel free to give further thoughts in replies/reblogs.
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asexual-fandom-queen · 1 year ago
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I think I’ve realized my favourite OT3 dynamic is “my babygirl boyfriend went and caught feelings for that sadboi, so I guess now he’s OUR crush”
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sunwarmed-ash · 2 months ago
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🔥Sinful Sunday Poll📝
Heyoooo I have a few WIPs pretty close to Ready To Post so cast your vote on which you want to see NEXT Sunday! (9/29)
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Triangles are the strongest shape
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Love Bites, But so do I
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Alpha Dog and Omegalomaniac
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HOT TO GO
other SS updates, I am hard at work on the Pup!Gavin chapter in Brothers and the poker party chapter in Plenty to go around
Like my work? Reblog or leave me a comment! REALLY like my stuff? buy me a coffee! hate my stuff? Venmo me $500,000 👍
the next chapter of Neverender is dropping Sunday!
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leverage-ot3 · 1 year ago
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thief conference but it’s just the leverage ot3, red notice ot3, and neal caffrey and el burke (peter isn’t there for plausible deniability)
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allofmytoxicity · 3 months ago
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White Collar Masterlist
Read this to find out who else I write for, and requests are open!
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Pretty Slowly (Neal Caffrey x reader and Spencer Reid x ex!reader) - It's been five years since you left D.C., so what happens when your past comes back to haunt you.
Someone To Lose - Neal nearly risks his freedom once again, this time though, he risks you as well.
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Read this to find out who else I write for, and requests are open!
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asteriskemily · 2 years ago
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White Collar x DC this
DC x Danny Phantom that
Fuck It! Cut Out The Middle Man! White Collar x Danny Phantom!!!
You think Danny Fenton wouldn’t go on the run from [insert problem here] and accidentally find himself phasing through the Louvre? And well if he wants to grab a souvenir on his way out, who can blame him? St. George and The Dragon, don’t mind if I do. And if this just keeps happening, well he could make a career out of this. He can get into any vault and he’s gotten pretty darn good at lying over the past few years. Meet Danny….Brooks. Yeah Danny Brooks (or George Devoure, or Nick Halden, or Neal Caffrey)
You think Danielle “Elle” Phantom wouldn’t be going about her business traveling the world and decide to settle down in New York for a bit? Well oh no now there’s an FBI agent questioning her. And Oh Shit now he’s looking into her (entirely fabricated) background. And OH FUCK… he asked her out? Well, might as well and oops now they’re married, wonder how she’s gonna explain the whole half-dead clone thing.
Give Me ghosts fucking up fbi ops, Give Me June Ellington being an Old Friend of Ida Manson, Give Me Sam and Tucker trading who plays the roll of Kate, Give Me Neal!Danny and Peter!Val, Give Me Danny conning his way into a fancy party and Vlad is there! GIVE ME MOZZIES A LITERAL GHOST!!!
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lapseinrecs · 8 months ago
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I Lie, I Cheat, I Steal (and I Just Don't Get Any Respect)
By fiercelydreamed
On Archive of Our Own (account required)
Status: Complete; Oneshot; 6,767 words; podfic available
Summary: "All right," Nate says, and smacks his hands together. "Let's go steal a con artist."
My thoughts: The line "There's kidnapping and then there's kidnapping" is so funny. Also bonus points for El getting to be a BAMF.
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maya-caffrey · 5 hours ago
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Good Night
trope: 'too many beds' from this here list
words: 1.7k (bigger next time, promise)
pairing: neal caffrey x reader
fandom: white collar
warnings: language, maybe? this is a fluff/crack fic, we are here solely for the vibe; ps- the fic is from the reader's pov
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Only God knows why this stakeout required having to stay at a motel. Not a hotel, god, no. Because after years of authorizing literally a shit ton of money for cases, now is when Hughes decided to be financially responsible. Screw you, dude. Also thanks for hiring me I love working white collar.
Anyway, this means that I get to spend the night at this dingy motel on a highway almost outside our jurisdiction with none other than everyone's favorite convict (said with hate and sarcasm), Neal Caffrey.
Am I mad about it? Why, yes. Yes, I am. Not just at the fact that literally anyone could have gone in my place but they insisted I go, but also at the fact that I just so happen to absolutely despise spending time alone with Neal. Ok fine, I may have a teeny tiny crush on him, a really small one that makes it hard for me to work with him because it makes me act stupid.
cut to flashback
I was taking a file to Peter's office when Neal saw me and walked over to me with two cups of coffee in his hand.
"Hey, (Y/n)! I got you coffee from that place you like."
A normal person would have accepted the cup, thanked him, and walked away. Am I that kind of normal? God, no.
I looked at him like he had threatened to kill my dog, and said, "I stopped drinking coffee this morning," and took that cup, threw it in the trash next to me, and sprinted the rest of the way to Peter's office. This poor man just stood there, confused.
and we're back
So, yes. This was on Monday so he'd had a couple days to really let it marinate. I was driving to June's place to pick him up when it dawned on me how painfully silent this car ride could be. Instead, the minute he got inside the car, he started having a normal conversation with me like I hadn't trashed his coffee a couple days earlier.
If he noticed the tension in my voice, he didn’t let on. Instead, he just kept talking, filling the car with this easygoing chatter about everything from Peter’s latest case blunder to some new exhibit he wanted to check out. It was almost like he was doing it on purpose like he could sense that I was trying to avoid looking at him, trying to act casually. But, of course, he could act casually—he was Neal Caffrey. I was the one whose brain short-circuited at a simple gesture he'd do for anyone, maybe.
Finally, after ten minutes of me grunting and nodding like some sort of malfunctioning robot, he looked at me with a knowing smile. “So, we're just going to pretend you didn't toss my coffee in the trash?"
Oh good lord what fresh hell is this? How am I supposed to respond to that? Oh, that? sorry, I love you.
"I panicked, okay? It was a reflex!"
"Your reflex was to throw my coffee in the trash?"
"Hey man, I'm the new girl, I don't have friends yet. I'm not used to people being all..."
"All what?"
"Nice!"
"You're not used to," he trailed off laughing that smug little laugh of his and continued, "I'll tell you what, the next time I attack you with my kindness, I'll warn you, deal?"
I am beyond embarrased at this point I could just crawl under my dashboard and die.
“Deal,” I managed, feeling my cheeks heat up. “But just so you know, I don’t respond well to... uh, unannounced niceness.”
He gave me this look, half-smile and half something I couldn’t read. “Duly noted,” he said, and his voice was softer than usual like he really meant it.
We drove in silence for a minute, which was worse than the conversation. I could feel the way his presence filled the car like he was everywhere and nowhere at once. And, as if he could sense I was desperately overthinking, he shifted in his seat, brushing a hand through his hair and watching me out of the corner of his eye.
“You know, I don’t bite,” he said finally, that playful lilt back in his voice. “Unless you’re into that kind of thing.”
My mouth opened and closed, and I just shook my head in surrender.
"Nope, no. We are not going there."
"Suit yourself. Get it? Suit yourself. Cause you're-"
"Yeah, Neal, I got it."
The rest of the ride went about as normal as it could. A few jokes here, some awkward silence there, a dash of bickering. I'd be lying if I said that I didn't enjoy it a bit. Before we knew it (we were painfully aware), we had reached the motel.
"Neal, you get the bags, I'll go get us checked in."
"Wait, why am I on bag duty?"
"Because I'm the agent. You're my bitch tonight." Was that too much? sigh
"Wow. Understood. So it's just all or nothing with you," he said in a fake hurt voice, clutching his pearls. Every time he sensed I was nervous, he tried to ease the air. I loved that about him. Asshole.
I laughed to lift the tension and gave in to his fake protest, but he insisted that he'd got the bags. I walked into the "reception desk" which was just a countertop with an underpaid employee behind it. Everything about this place made me feel like I could be mugged any second. I was not getting a single positive vibe from this place and I could not wait to go back home.
I walked over to the poor kid behind that desk and explained our situation and asked for a room. On account of the odds being in my favor as always, we got the last available room at the motel to which the receptionist guided me with as little enthusiasm as possible. Neal followed, with both our overnight bags in his hands. The receptionist handed the key to me and left without so much as a word, just an apologetic look.
I put the key in the lock and unlocked the door to find what I can only describe as... confusing. Not one, two, or even three. Eight beds, crammed into that tiny ass room. What the fuck.
"Hey Neal, quick question, do you see-"
"Yeah, I see it, alright"
"Good, so I'm not crazy."
“So… eight beds,” he said, almost like he was trying the words out just to make sure they were real.
I shot him a look, half-laughing, half-horrified. “Eight beds,” I repeated, my brain short-circuiting in confusion.
We both just stood there, staring, as if maybe the beds would magically explain themselves. They didn’t. And since the charming guy at the front desk was about as helpful as a damp sponge, calling for answers was out. Which meant we were officially stuck here in what I could only describe as the weirdest stakeout setup in history.
“Well,” Neal said, tossing his bag onto the closest mattress with a casual shrug, “at least we won’t have to fight over space.”
I rolled my eyes but couldn’t hold back a laugh. “You’re right; I don’t know how we’d survive otherwise.”
In the next beat, he’d grabbed one of the pillows and flung it at me, completely out of nowhere. It smacked me in the shoulder, and when I looked up, he was giving me that look—that smug, too-charming-for-his-own-good look that always left me just a little short of breath. “What?” he asked, feigning innocence. “Might as well make use of all these, right?”
“Oh, you’re asking for it,” I muttered, grabbing a pillow from a nearby bed and launching it back at him, fully prepared for war.
That kicked off what was, I’ll admit, a ridiculously fun half-hour of pillow forts and feigned ambushes across the bed maze. At some point, I found myself perched on one of the beds, trying to throw together some kind of barricade with a ridiculous amount of pillows while Neal “strategically” circled me with a smirk.
Then, because the universe hates me, there was a moment where he leaned in close, way closer than necessary to “take back” one of the pillows he’d flung. Suddenly, his face was right there, all blue eyes and easy confidence, and I froze, my heart doing this humiliating little flip. His hand brushed against mine as he reached for the pillow, and for a second, I couldn’t remember how breathing was supposed to work.
He moved in closer, his face dangerously close to mine, his eyes gazing right into mine, not faltering even for a second. His hand slowly reached for the pillow, but the rest of him stood there frozen, towering over me. I could hear his heartbeat just as loud as I could hear mine and my breath hitched, making me aware of the trance I was in.
He paused too, just looking at me with this amused expression that told me he’d noticed every single bit of my brain short-circuiting. Perfect. Just perfect. I could feel my face heating up, and I was about two seconds from combusting when he finally let out a soft chuckle, pulling away just in time to save what was left of my dignity.
“So…should I warn you the next time I invade your personal space?” he asked, clearly enjoying every second of my embarrassment.
I shot him the best death glare I could muster, though I knew I was blushing furiously. “Yes, actually. Please put it in writing. Triple signed.”
He laughed, plopping onto one of the beds across from me with that smug grin still plastered on his face. I tried to focus on the pillow fort, on anything but the fact that I’d just had a full-on breakdown over a single, stupidly close moment.
But of course, with my luck, just as things started to settle, the shrill beep of a radio crackled through the room, a reminder of why we were actually here. I sighed, letting reality pull me back, and Neal looked over at me, his playful expression fading into something more serious.
“Right. Stakeout,” he said, sounding only mildly disappointed.
“Yeah,” I replied, trying to steady my heartbeat. “Stakeout.”
We went about setting up our positions, his usual lightheartedness replaced by that sharp, focused energy he got whenever he was in “work mode.” But every now and then, his eyes would flicker back to me, a knowing smile lurking at the edges. And every time, I’d feel that stupid little flutter again, like maybe—just maybe—eight beds and a stakeout in the middle of nowhere wasn’t so bad after all.
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coppertophomegurl · 1 year ago
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1 ticket to Oppenheimer please / 1 ticket to Barbie please
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r1ver-6 · 4 months ago
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I have a White Collar fic in the works right now. It’s an amalgamation of scenes I’ve added to or changed as I’ve watched the show for the first time. The first two chapters are up and I’ll be updating everyday until I finish the show or catch up to what I’ve written!
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sonufabitchhhhh · 2 years ago
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You Were My Oppressor, But Now You Are My Handler
- Matthew Keller x Reader (White Collar)
Chapter 1: The Best First Impressions, the Worst of Intentions
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Y/n walked out of the elevator that morning with an air of confidence that was only slightly faked, Matthew Keller right on her heals. Y/n knew she needed Keller to know that she was in charge and that he wouldn't be able to pull a fast one on her, so she let her slight insecurities about being his handler slip to the back of her mind.
It was a small comfort to her to see that Keller also seemed a little unsure in his new environment; even if he hid it well, y/n could see he was a little insecure too.
He seemed to relax, however, upon seeing Neal. He stalked over to Neal's desk with a grin, heading over to make some biting remark, no doubt. "So Caffrey, not the only criminal in the feds domain anymore... must be killing you to see me here!"
Seeing the stony look on Neal's face, y/n stepped in before the situation escalated. "Keller! My office! You're here to help, not torment Neal." She spoke in a commanding tone, and walked off towards her office, not waiting to see if he was following. Sure enough though, he was trailing along behind her with a dragged out sigh.
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After an hour or so of pouring over y/n's latest case, Keller had proven himself to be quite useful, providing insight and information that gave them a new perspective on the case.
Keller seemed genuinely interested in helping, and y/n recalled Peter and Neal's advise. Was Keller as interested as he seemed, or was he working some angle that y/n couldn't see yet? So far he'd been patient, keen to learn the ropes, and had given good input - but was it all just a cover for an ulterior motive?
She decided that if Keller was truly attempting to reform, he'd prove himself over time, not in a day. As Peter said, 'guilty until proven innocent'.
"Hey, I think I found that pattern you were looking for in that Sturges case!" Keller looked up from his desk as y/n passed by, bright eyed and apparently eager to please. Neal sat a desk over and also seemed cautious about Keller's behaviour.
"Huh. Nice work Keller. You ready to go see what Sturges has to stay?" Y/n asked, pleasant enough but not overly sweet; she didn't want to praise him too much and let him think he's got it easy.
Keller nodded and the two headed out the building to her car, getting ready to interrogate their suspect.
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On the way to their suspect's home, y/n and Keller were quiet. It wasn't a comfortable silence though. It was the kind where both were itching to say something just to end the suffocating lack of conversation, and yet neither knew what to say.
They didn't know each other well. In fact, they'd only met once before. Y/n had been on the task force that had put Keller in prison, but they hadn't actually met during that instance. They did, however, meet a week ago - y/n had visited Keller in prison to talk to him about being his handler and all that their relationship would entail.
It was a short meeting, and now that they're spending more time together, they were at a loss on what to talk about.
"So, uhh-,"
"What's-,"
Both seemingly had the same idea and started to speak at the same time. A little flustered, and laughing awkwardly, they tried to start again.
"No, no, you go first!" Keller insisted despite y/n's protests.
"Oh, I was just going to ask how you're liking your first day on the job! Y'know, enjoying being out of prison?" Y/n asked hesitantly. She didn't want to bring up a potentially sore topic, and was still a little suspicious about Keller being so complacent thus far.
"Oh, it's nice. I'm a free- well, semi-free man! Gotta like that." He answered simply, and the silence became tangible again. After another beat of awkward silence, he continued. "Y'know, I was just gonna say, it's not too bad being with the feds. I mean, it could be worse at least."
"Yeah. Well that's good! I'm glad you're settling in a bit."
Both let the silence sink in again, this time resigning to let it stew until it was time to leave the car. It seemed the pair had a lot to learn about each other, and we're far from partners yet. They'd get there though.
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A/N: so, this is the first official chapter! I hope you're enjoying the story so far, this part was mostly focused on what y/n and Keller's relationship is currently - which is to say it isn't much of a relationship yet! Anyway, hope you're enjoying, let me know any story suggestions in the comments!
Hope you have a great day/night,
~ SonofaBeach
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polyamships · 2 years ago
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by E_Greer
Blinking slowly, Neal pushed a brochure over the table. On the cover was the latest model of a supposedly tamper-proof GPS tracking anklet. “It's never been skipped on.” Neal looked down, thick dark eyelashes covering his startling eyes, a pale blue that was almost steel in the harsh light. “I won’t run.” “Won’t you?” Peter felt his dick begin to harden at the thought of chasing Neal down again, laying his hands on that slender body, holding him tight. With a touch of asperity in his tone, Peter continued, ”I don’t trust you for a second with an electronic anklet.” “Please,” begged Neal, eyes wide. “I’ll be good.”
Words: 15596, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Fandoms: White Collar (TV 2009)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Rape/Non-Con
Categories: F/M, M/M, Multi
Characters: Elizabeth Burke (White Collar), Peter Burke, Neal Caffrey
Relationships: Elizabeth Burke/Peter Burke/Neal Caffrey
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Protective Peter Burke, POV Peter Burke, Top Peter Burke, Peter takes Neal home with him, Elizabeth is here for it, dubcon, BDSM, Elizabeth Burke/Peter Burke - Freeform, Corset, Collars, Chains, silk ribbons, Nipple Play, enemas (but not the sexy kind), Neal Caffrey Needs a Hug, Spanking, Bodily function control, There are 3 rules and Neal learns them., Shower Sex, Praise Kink, lip gloss, Blowjobs, PWP, much less angsty than this sounds, Elizabeth is plus size and Peter fucking loves it, Caretaking
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