#natural ask

[raccoon-eyed-rebel]

I know we've been talking about vampire boys a lot lately (yay!) but I have a request for you... Do you think you can find a few words about Mikey and Melmel being together after the revelation we got in the new chapter? Natural follows reader, but I desperately want to see those two together alone. So, a Mikey or Melmel pov? Even if it's just a short glimpse, a few words. Please 🥺 A little kiss, a caress, some tender moment?

Well, my dear...

15 days after you sent me this ask, and I think it's finally time to answer it (even though that's fairly pointless because I've been keeping you in the loop during this whole process, of course.)

Safe to say, I've written a few words. Your short glimpse is done.

You're apparently going to have to take a day off work to read it, though...

Actual footage of me:

So if anyone is interested in some sweet boy-on-boy vampire lovemaking... Got you covered. (The vamps are also covered. In various substances. Just saying.)

Enjoy these two lovable slorebags ❤️❤️

[spinejackel]

What are dead man walking tornadoes? :O

it’s a multi-vortex tornado. i dont remember the tribe it originates from (i think it was cherokee), but there’s a native american legend…? saying? that goes “if you see a man in a tornado, you are about to die.”

the most infamous shot of a dead man walking tornado hit jarrell, texas in 1997

it did so much damage to the town it caused the scale that tornados are measured by, the fijita scale, undergo revisions, and it made anchoring buildings in the tornado alley region pretty much mandatory. (it took the entire town off the map. only those who had taken shelter outside of the town or in underground bunkers survived.)

two more examples of dead man walking tornadoes looking like a person are a tornado from 2011 that hit cullman, alabama

and a tornado from 1975 that hit xenia, ohio

edit: it has been brought to my attention that the native american “legend” part of this post was a rumor spread by a documentary.

i have been asked to remove it, but i believe in letting my errors stand because i’m not perfect. i make mistakes

[kaybedenlerkulubu10]

Aesthetic.

[somewhereincairparavel]

percy had an 'im a big three son' moment when he choked a goddess with her own saliva (controlling a fluid that was INSIDE her body) annabeth was terrified.

nico had an 'im a big three son' moment when he disembodied bryce lawrence (quite literally dissipating and shrinking his LIVING soul into a spirit) and threw him to the underworld, smashing his zombie warriors. reyna was terrified.

yet we were robbed of jason's 'im a big three son' moment where he sucks the air out of someone's lungs and makes them stop breathing, or damaging a person's nervous system with his lightning control, and literally cause internal bleeding, or a damaged/fried skull if he electrocuted hard enough (look up the effects of lightning damage on body y'all will get a whole list, tbh he doesn't even need lightning to do any of this, air control is more than enough since air takes charge of everything going inside the body, but this is just an added effect.) he could give people STROKES if he wanted to. he's the literal definition of burnt out kid who was suppressed from discovering the magnitude of his abilities, because one, his dad's ego wouldn't be able to handle it, two, because he, for some reason, can't be allowed to do anything other than get knocked out :/

also adding on, hardcore pjo fans know that after the ending page of boo, there's this fan story that rick chose to publish in the last few pages of the book where a fan reimagines the ending of hoo, in that work, annabeth collapses from an attack and percy sobs clutching her body. jason calmly asks him to step aside, and kneels before annabeth, jason regulates her breathing using his wind/lightning powers and brings annabeth back fully from her cardiac arrest, causing percy to be relieved. (I wanted to link the pics of the pages here so bad but I didn't have the hard copy of the book with me, and this isn't available anywhere online either, only in the original covers of boo uk and us version, so I edited this post and asked people to reblog this post w the pics if they have the hardcopy, and a kind blogger found the story I'm talking about and reblogged the pictures of the pages, you can check my reblogs of this post for the pictures of the almost all the pages after this scene) considering rick approved and even liked the fan's work well enough to publish it in the official boo book, I'd say rick was aware and never completely ruled out expanding jason's abilities and had them in mind, he simply didn't incorporate it into the books. (also W fan for giving jason the rep he deserves, I will always remember you, you saw the VISION before any of us did, the story was very well written, with great dialogue.)

[bunnieswithknives]

As much as I love angst I think it would be funny if he just didnt give af

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

why aren't there more mysteries that take place in nursing homes & retirement communities. i want to watch a group of deranged retirees-cum-amateur-detectives combine their powers of:

decades of life experience

boredom-fueled busybody shamelessness

access to the most gossipy next-door-neighbors in existence

"I am too old to be arrested and/or give a shit" attitude

and solve crimes. this should be an enormous subgenre.

[theerurishipper]

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[hallowvamp]

[m00njelly2]

wish someone was gr0ping my tits while studying

[panthermouthh]

Beware; for I am fearless, and therefore powerful.

[raccoon-eyed-rebel]

Just a smal funny thing i though of about natural. Reader,Mike, Melot can all now act like racoons if they want to together and each one of them will have one smart person to have an eye on them 🤣 walter-mike, ,sherlock-melot, august - reader. They all are smart but now the 3 of them can chose to if they want. feel like the 3 of them would just be chaos together if unsupervised to long.

Oooooooooh, anon!!! Reveal yourself, I beg you!

You have absolutely NO IDEA HOW CORRECT YOU ARE HOLY HELL!!!

There will be chaos! General chaos, and chaos of the sexy kind!!!

I honestly wasn't prepared for the level of shenaniganing these three are getting up to in my brain!!! 🥺🥺🥺🥺

[melonsharks]

pleas I need more sapphic dipcifica content

I usually ship mabcifica but. paz has 2 hands

girls girls girls

one of my favorite things abt dipcifica is that dipper is confident around pacifica unlike how she acts around other girls… leaves so much opportunity for pacifica to be the one who’s frazzled/easily embarrassed in their relationship :] even though we all know they're both a mess by virtue of how awkward growing up is.

[lucabyte]

On autonomy, and what it means to be Obliged to Help.

Bonus:

[kaybedenlerkulubu10]

Aesthetic.

[markscherz]

Behold, the European platonic ideal of a frog.

[reality-detective]

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