#nancy drew crack

[bess-turani-marvin]

Nancy Drew + text post meme (41/?):

Nace in 4.01 vs 4.13

[sarah-cam]

BARBIE (2023) dir. Greta Gerwig

[drewlyyours]

More Nancy Drew Games as ao3 nonesense

pt 3/3 I saved my favorites for last ;)

(all ao3 screenshots are from @ao3-crack)

pt. 1 pt. 2

[booklove22]

New crack theory!

We find out that all the old-timey names Ace has bestowed upon inanimate objects are the names Nancy had in her former lives.

[hucklebucket]

*click*

[flythesail]

Je te laisserai des mots (I will leave you words) | Nancy Drew

Happy birthday to my beloved @scarletslippers!!! 💜🥳 I can't believe I've known you this long already but my life has not been the same since. From talking ND to not writing novels to book club you make it all better. I hope you have THE best day!!! This video started out as my "love in Nancy Drew" idea, but quickly became about Nancy and her moms. Which, I don't think that could be anymore fitting. I hope you like it and sorry in advance for making you cry on your birthday. ILYYYYYY 🦝🍟🐐

[brothershardy]

[kbirbpods]

kbirb's Voiceteam 2024 (belated) - Frantic Fanfic Challenge

One of the VT24 challenges was to write & podfic with a group of people, round robin style, using something such as Frantic Fanfic to do so. Well, @flowerparrish & I just so happen to have a friend group who go by The Frantic Fanfic Enthusiasts, making this a perfect challenge for us ~

All works are a podfic + the written text!

1. Don't want you to trible on with nobody else (but me), podded by @flowerparrish

Fandom: Genghis Khan - Miike Snow (Music Video) x Star Trek Length: 3 minutes, 18 seconds | Rating: T+ Summary: "I am NOT feeling very Genghis Khan right now," Gold Nose muttered in frustration, just as one of the creatures darted across his path and tripped him up.

2. Diane... mesa jar jar binks, podded by kbirb

Fandom: SW Prequels x Twin Peaks Length: 8 minutes, 22 seconds | Rating: T+ Summary: "To be honest, Diane, it sounds like they're setting him up, some Gungan politics. Remind me, though, if you're able to call: try Gungan cuisine. Is it all fish and slime, or is there Gungan bacon? Gungan coffee? Do they have some kind of Gungan desserts? Anyway Diane, I'll let you know if I need any support.

3. bounce bounce bounce, podded by kbirb

Fandom: SW Prequels x Peanuts (Comics) | Snoopy & Jar Jar Length: 4 minutes, 27 seconds | Rating: T+ Summary: "Mesa thanken yousa," Jar Jar panted out, relieved at having been rescued from the bouncey hell he had stumbled into unprepared. The shrieks of children's laughter behind him only made Jar Jar shudder, grateful to be back on more solid ground. "Mesa no liken that at ALL."

4. jarmater (mesa horny 2), podded by kbirb

Fandom: SW Prequels x Cars | Ship: Jar Jar/Tow Mater Length: 2 minutes, 46 seconds | Rating: Mature Summary: From 2 of the 3 brilliant minds who brought you "Mesa Horny for Gastona," comes a thrilling and unexpected sequel. Featuring the glorious writing talents of bigdicklightingmcqueen, FFE studios presents… "Mesa Horny 2: Jarmater"

5. Nancy Drew: The Surprise Vacation, podded by @flowerparrish

Fandom: Nancy Drew x Pride & Prejudice | Nancy & Darcy Length: 4 minutes | Rating: T+ Summary: Where was she? And, though the question seemed impossible, she had to wonder: WHEN was she?

6. scent me baby, podded by @flowerparrish

Fandom: X-Files | Ship: Mulder/Scully Length: 5 minutes, 23 seconds | Rating: T+ Summary: Fox looked embarrassed and gave himself a quick sniffy sniff. "Damn. Omega smells. :("

[missflufffanfics]

Imagine if we got to see Ace’s past lives and he ended up being Lucia (Nashua [aka Tristan in a past life]’s wife) in a past life?

Like according to what we know from canon, souls change over time, right? And Ace says maybe Nancy searches for the truth her whole life as kind of a redemption for what she did in past lives (creating the Sin-Eater as August) So maybe Ace is so caring and patient because in a past life his/her (Idek anymore) husband died and she/he couldn’t stop it…

Just saying 🤷‍♀️

[sugared-violets]

"this song's got me a-hootin', and i was already hollerin', so now i got the full set" is maybe one of my favorite things anyone's ever said

[reviewdiaries]

Sometimes the crack!fic bunnies appear, these ones are entirely @nightspires and @wutheringfights fault.

Carson continues a long-standing tradition, and builds IKEA furniture at Kate's grave. Such crack, much fic.

[bess-turani-marvin]

Nancy Drew + text posts 43/?

[sarah-cam]

BARBIE (2023) dir. Greta Gerwig

bonus:

[drewlyyours]

(all ao3 screenshots are from @ao3-crack)

[ganthritorchic]

Okay so. Tristan. Is Bro-Temperance? She likes body hopping, why not. Also it would let her fuck with Nancy's head. Lolololololololol

[elinorpenvellyn1626]

ok..hello, but i rewatched ndcw and what i want to say is... it gets better with time, seriously :) bc the 1st time i tried watching it, i quit mid ep 1. picked it up again, finished all 49 eps - laughed out loud!! second time - they're like a deranged family to me <3