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I want you all to know that if y’all see me roaming about and my left earring is never in when I wear earrings, the only thing I want you to assume is that I am suffering my left ear is INCREDIBLY pissy and only likes to let the earring go all the way through when I stick it through the back hole, any attempt of sticking it through the front hole of the piercing will only result in blood and slight pain 😔
#malewife cooks#earrings#i am ok don’t worry my ears just adore to spit out puss and blood#namely my left ear#I can’t even get my orange maple earring in today#my mom did say something about cleaning stuff with alcohol
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this came to me in a dream
Floyd's emo ass and a techno troll could make scene kids...! Do you see my vision??? . . . Ravin is Happy Hardcore and Eddy M is Synth-Pop, that's how troll genetics work, right?
anyway...
i don't think floyd leads a proud life
#this is meant as crack but you know he booked from there like no tomorrow#just being honest#trolls#dreamworks trolls#trolls 3#trolls band together#trolls floyd#techno trolls#my art#trolls oc#ravin#eddy m#someone pat me on the back because of the names#scene#scenecore#the only acceptable way for scene trolls to be conceived is with the help of drugs lmao#i completely redid ravin's hair like 4 times to get it right...#anyway#you can't convince me that floyd left to go peruse a solo career at the age of what 13? and didn't get at least a little fucked up#you can't tell me a kid musician traveling alone with his gay little earring wouldn't attract people with bad intentions#anyway.#eye strain#neon colors#happy hardcore#S3RL#synth-pop#Breathe Carolina#i feel like i should tag this mpreg... but i don't wanna#ex bandmates
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You thought it was over? It's not. I'm not done yet, understood. (Imagine Endo saying this like aaaaaaaa)
i think i have a type nom nom men with tattoo sleeves. APPRECIATING ENDO'S ARMS BECAUSE HE DESERVES IT. also adding my other man jeon jungkook because why not (。・ω・。)ノ♡
LOOK AT THOSE MUSCLES LOOK AT HIM OH MY GAWD IM IN THE OUTER SPACE SCREAMING HIS NAME UNTIL MY VOICE REACHES ANOTHER GALAXY, ANOTHER DIMENSION, ANOTHER MULTIVERSE.
#✧* ꜝ kiki's rambling#✧* ꜝ endo yamato#FINALLY MAKING ENDO'S OWN TAG OH MY NSKSKSK#GUYS HIM AND CHIKA ARE MY FAVS ACTUALLY#IM NOT SANE GUYS IM 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂#satoru nii knows what is he doing#HE KNOWS#ENDO DESERVES SO MUCH LOVE SO SO SO MUCH AND I WILL GIVE IT TO HIM#I CAN BE CRAZY TOO SO HE BETTER BE OBSESSED WITH ME#im not leaving that man until i kiss him all over his body with my red lipstick that will leave marks on his tattoos#HIS FACE WILL BE SMUDGED WITH KISSES#I LOVE ENDO#having endo brainrot rn#DONT BE SURPRISED IF I POST THINGS WITH ONLY CHIKA AND YAMATO#yamato ... his lovely name#EDNO ARMS ARE SOOOOO NOM NOM#IF HE FLEXES THEM OH MY GODDDDDDDD#FLEX ME INSTEAD#ENDO AND JUNGKOOK MATCHING#don't get me started on jungkook because once i start i won't stop#I DECLARE THIS AS ENDO NATIONAL ANTHEM#I took my drugs and took my lovin' when I left out the spot#I left the party with a Barbie markin' X on the dot#She calls my phone up but I told her “I'm a loner”#But she likes my watch and my droptop and my persona#We hit the highway 1-5-5 with my whole foot on the dash#She's in my ear she's got no fear she could care less if we crash#wind breaker#endo yamato#endo x reader
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me trying to explain the berserk trio:
ok so you know that famous internet question: "the man or the bear?" well. casca would choose the bear cus she is a woman who has suffered her own share of experiences with men and understands the true gravity of such a question. guts would also choose the bear, cus according to him fighting a random man would be considered "too easy" and he needs "a real challenge". griffith would choose the bear cus he misunderstood the question and he is a feral bisexual twink with oddly specific needs. in this essay i will-
#day 1208463 without berserk. i have lost smell in my left ear and eyesight in my right. something wicked grows inside of me but i still#dont have a name for it. the bars of the enclosure sometimes move about and coil around my arms like snakes. i crave nutella.#SOMEBODY GET GRIFFITH A SERVICE TOP BEAR OR SO HELP ME GODD#why should the world be terrorised cause nobody stepped up to wreck his absolute shit?? its just so fucking unfair#also casca talking straight up fact as always💯💯#guts gets 2 bears to fight just cause he's been a good boy lately <33#berserk#griffith#guts#casca#casca berserk#griffith berserk#guts berserk#berserk shitpost#griffguts#gutsca#im just tagging whatever at this point sorry#anyways#somebody come shoot me ive had enough#my posts
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I have eyes and ears ok I SEE Davrin and I HEAR Lucanis
But mama I am a monster fucker
#rook x emmrich#emmrich volkarin#emmrook#datv#datv spoilers#and so down the emmrich brick road I GO girl BONE DADDY#I romanced Emmrich so hard he turned into a Lich#sorry Manfred I did love our games of bone paper scissors#but he sacrificed himself nobly and he talked and he’s a wisp so I don’t think that’s how they die#I hc manny simply floated out of the skeleton because he’s a smart baby to make myself feel better lol#manny is fine we’ll name our lich baby after him#Emmrich follows his dreams in my story and overcomes his fear of death#also I read a fic where Emmrich sloppy smashes u whi#le whispering poetry in your ear and said yep I want that#also his flirting is great#ALSO ALSO he’s the only one that went for it! thing 1 over there liking the hunt and the Chase alright let’s see where that gets u homie#and thing 2 is blocking me left and right to go play dead in the crows I’m good he kept asking for more and more but pulling back#Emmrich the only one with the balls to actually ask you on a date I really appreciate that 🤣🤣🤣
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I can’t express how much paper and ink by Madds Buckley is WetBirds coded.
#it says. it says gilded pages for one.#and I don’t have enough Ven pov WetBirds songs. so.#for me#for my playlist#/silly#some lyrics-#once in a lifetime and gone in a blink#there’s some things you hold close and some things you keep sacred. you cannot be both#what will I make of all you dog-eared gilded pages#my feathers dipped in ink still hovering the chapter with my name#when you look at me I know you left it empty#You don’t wanna touch what you can’t keep#.#yeah#anyways been playing this song on repeat for no particular reason-#mhm-#:]#fable smp#fsmp#fsmpblr#fablesmp#fablesmpblr#icarus morningstar#venear atlan#wet birds#WetBirds#fable smp wetbirds
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fuck it we ball! some concepts for my pmd oc world. been kinda obsessed with the idea of not being able to become what you’re supposed to be (whether you want to or not) and who decides that in the first place, so i’m kinda taking stuff into that direction. these doodles don’t quite show the core of that just yet though jaksjch
#my art#pmd oc#pmd ocs#pokemon#pokémon#infernape#feraligatr#grafaiai#all of this could change tomorrow . until i make a comic take all this as semi canon#semi canon to what i dont know LOLLL#is it very intentional chimichang has the right ear pierced and not the left one……… maybe#chimichang#toto#ummm the other infernape is meant to be chimichang’s sister -and future empress- bur i have no name for her yet#i dont even know if these characters will stick around my method is very#chingaderas al azar vamos. thats how i write my stuff#but hey i think this is cute and cool and it has a thematic point . which i enjoy a lot#can youguys ignore the anatomy pf the forst drawing im barely breathing rn AHHHH SO SICK
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Coming in to play! (Patreon)
#Doodles#Webkinz#Webkinz hours! The cute lads have wedged their way back to the forefront of my mind haha#I'm honestly really glad I kept all my Webkinz plush over time and they've survived all the moves and whatnot#Some are still missing - most notably my horses for some reason - but I have the rest onhand and they're still cute and soft and I love them#Getting the opportunity to name and play with them as a young'un made them stick quite strongly in my mind ♪#And I still find some of my design sensibilities with their roots in the gameplay/game design/UI design/interactivity#I think it inspired some of my Video Game Design brain which is an aspect of myself I'm quite happy with :D#And I /love/ plushies probably now more than ever <3 So I'm doubly glad younger me didn't get rid of them haha#Got my lineup that featured in Tala's Requestober this year ♥ I left out a couple for what are probably obvious reasons ahem ahem#If you haven't seen what the Official design of the clownfish is in Webkinz... The plushy is arguably worse lol why that one of all of them#Hire me to design Webkinz fish I dare you#There are actually several cute fish - and several ugly ones! Lol I don't know why they're so inconsistent#It's not like the differences between Signature and Classic! Most of the fish are Classic or eStore! I don't know what gives lol#Anyway lol the other one I left out was my Night Mare since I couldn't remember his name either - which is a shame! I liked him#I still have some fairly clear memories of playing Webkinz with those lads <3 Of the different rooms and relationships and games#It's nostalgic! It's nice to reminisce on something so cheery and cute and light and fluffy :)#As for the rest hehe - I tend to pick up 'kinz whenever I find them at secondhand shops and the like - much like Lalaloopsies#They're out of production! Harder to find - rare and valuable haha totally#I haven't found any New With Tags so far but I'm on the hunt still!! Someday it'll be my turn...#But I Have found some really adorable fellows for cents on the dollar haha <3 Two Blue Whales and a Sheep and Duck!! So cute#My latest find was a Lil'kinz Lioness Cub and she is - So tiny <3 Really adorably constructed with a fluffy nose ahhh ♪#The Long Eared Bunny is my current Free 'kinz! I unfortunately lost the account with Baaby so I had to start over again but that's alright#This time I've got Embroidery and she's in a closet cosplay of Edgar haha - black-and-grey striped shirt with dark pants and round glasses#And angel wings! I was able to snag those from the Ganz website and they're perfect honestly haha ♥ She won an Open Beauty Pageant with it!#Couple of her with Sugar - my first Webkinz I got to play with since Diamond's tag was thrown away :') Sugar's my oldest 'kinz <3#And of her with smol's Free 'kinz since I convinced her to play with me off and on haha - her Leonberger named Borgus :D#And then one final one of what I'd really like - a Webkinz Spider ;;♥ I /know/ they've made spider objects that are really cute!#And April Fools' fake pets of a spider!! Give me the fluffy spider please Ganz even if there's no plushie I just need to pet the spider
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Gear 5 luffy's laugh is so contagious I just hear the drums and go insane how does this work. What did he do to me
#i still cant believe how much this new opening theme goes off.... DREAM SAVE ALL OF US 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻 AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH 💥💥💥💥💥💥#wait a second. the robot attacked 200 years ago. the void century was 800 years ago no????? what#oh see it was made 900 years ago.... but why did it attack 200 years ago then.... what happened#it is still so funny how they made evegapunk einstein but with some cunty long legs#200 years ago they gave rights to the gyojin!!! i see i see ✍️✍️also i still wonder why law and kuma have similar hat and pants designs#like there is NO WAY that much similarity isnt done on purpose. NO FUCKING WAY!!! I NEED ANSWERS!!!#are they annihliating cp ships akdhakskd yeah vegapunk letsgo#also the opening song is about dreams and the end one is about luffy reaching shanks...... havent got a clue why but there it is#talking tag#watching one piece#episode 1098#also is lucci named lucci bc it kinda sounds like luffy. SERAPHIM KUMA HAS HIS DEVIL FRUIT???? vegapunk could only make zoan fruits????#also wdym when cp0 acts it means its some historic event. lucci is like 25. where are the experienced people here#sentomaru works for vegapunk??? maybe i forgor about this tbh also do theu have a doffy seraphim??? the fact they have animal names....#stussy letting kaku get hurt akdhsjsn oh atlas has lamb ears..... and lucci said she is is prey... no..... the foresahdowing :(#lucci you fucked up she just gave luffy food... that a death sentence look what happened to kaido#episode 1099#<- oh my god btw. god. jesus.#why is akainu telling the cp0 what to do or thinks he can do that... thats the world gov... also thinkng about how garp should fight him#and not luffy.... because of ace you know... i still wonder how did sengoku know who ace's father was... there is only one man who knew....#everyone trying to stop them from fighting ajdhsksjks two rabid dogs fr#LUFFY TAKING OFF HIS JACKET WHEN LUCCI ASKS FOR HIS WANTED SIGN!!!! GO OFF KING!!!! SLAY!!! THE CREW SAW HIM!!! FINALLY!!!#i have been smiling since he started the transformation this is so sick...... i have got a case of the luffy brain#zoan fruits steal the personality of the user when they awaken ✍️✍️ luffy???? nami being the only one who saw gear 5 <3 twins manifesto#robin being so shook about luffy being a god ajdbjansk wdym devil fruits exist because people wish for them. fairy magic real????#WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY ARE FROM ALTERNATE REALITIES WHERE SOMEONE DREAMT ABOUT THEM??? DOES HE TRAVEL THRU REALITIES FOR THEM???#jinbe has been making this face 😧 every episode three times it is amazing ajdhaksnsk poor man... now he sees a kid angel version of himself#after seeing hia captain turn into a god... he is gonna get a stroke OMG SENTOMARU WE JUST GOT YOU BACK#episode 1100#<- CRAZY. INSANE. OH GOD. ONLY 12 LEFT. THATS A WEEKEND!!! I CANT DO THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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margin as pokemon
you know what
#sneasler but like. a short one#id never rly thought about margin As pokemon just what pokemon she would have before (and then only like one of them lol) but tbh#sneasler is a very margin pokemon i think. both the design and the typing#she got to keep her left ear in this for the squiggly thing. probably still can't hear in it tho#i don't have a good title for this one tho the file is just named The Margler#i was not planning to actually colour this one beyond one solid colour but it just happened that way#margin#splat ocs#i. i guess. shes still my margin splatoon she's just a furry now#my art
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"Such a puppy."
- the guy with the key to the padlock, probably
Messy redraw i did of a screencap of zack's Black Hound Halloween outfit from ever crisis! I took away his sweater and modified the rest 🙈
Yeah i love werewolves more than anybody but halfway in i realized zack's just a fuckin dog and i oop— realized he's a fuckin slut anyway
Didnt do any finer details like bruh i just wanted to give him his muzzle and shit kinda spiraled.
Also here's the "promised" repost of a previous drawing i posted, now updated to include his padlock:
V basic stuff but ive had dog zack brainrot for literal days and this was too overwhelming to just Sit With lmao.
#don't know if i can tag this as zackseph#zackseph#sephzack#if rather tag it with my usual ship tag then just his name#my art#art#traced a lot ngl#tiny waist#tags are sussy youve been warned#black hound#muzzle#his ears dont make sense its alr we get the gist#stayed up all night for this shit#it's not enough#so friend i cant even think of any tags#fried*#might update later#ATTACK DOG ZACK ATTACK DOG ZACK#zack the guard dog#also yes the 'background' is a circle as in a makeshift moon#heavy air quotes here#this guy just needs to get rawdogged occasionally fr#always a sucker for pants hangin off the hips 🤷🏽♀️#its also not true black and white but i was too lazy to try#so u get dark gray.#zack fair#ff7ec#also just realized i left the knee squiggles in the wrong place eh
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Grown adults stop bringing up politics at children's birthday parties challenge: impossible... Apparently
#they put The Video on the tv#you know the video im talking about#the one where mr rump has grenadine all over his ear#he who shall not be named almost got ass-assed#and then they started talking about 'The Left' and how theyre so unreasonable#and im in the corner like 👁️👄👁️#my extremely queer ass is not into this#im tired#im gonna pass out and maybe die a little#ya know#as a treat
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He’s here!
Here’s the boy!
The bestest little plot progresser!
Anyway, whose cat is this?
#my art#no this is not posted on the wrong blog lmao#in the ed comic#we won't see him til ch2 and briefly at that but I wanted to draw him#his name is Isaac#and I'll let y'all figure out who owns him solely based on that name lol#spoiler alert it's Double Dee's#he has a VERY important role in the story I assure you#albeit brief#I like to imagine Edd named him Isaac bc cats are incredibly intelligent creatures#but this Isaac has half a braincell that's permanently lodged in his left ear
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also another reason i play picc despite it causing my migraines is because i can use it to win arguments. Like any other instrument you have no right to complain about piccolo being "too high" when i am playing it and it gives ME migraines. like. ok coward. what do u even have to complain about
#also its literally NEVER the flutes or oboes (who sit on either side of me) complaining even though they are third closest lol#(first two closest being my right ear and my left ear respectively btw)#ive had them be like wtf thats so high when im on a REALLY stupidly high note but its always in solidarity with me lol#complainers are always like trumpets and low brass and its like Damn that sucks dude.#It must be so hard for u to be like 20+ feet away from it at all times. Sounds like the hardest thing in the world its a good thing nobody#in the ensemble has to specifically be exactly that distance closer to it. Say about 3in away Per Ear. That would just be. Awful#disclaimer picc is fun i love playing picc its great#other benefits include: small i can just put it in my backpack :) flute can also do that but only if i dont have a ton of stuff in there#actually easier to play faster passages than on flute bc the keys are smaller and therefore lighter#marching picc is great cause you dont have to worry as much about rain cause its so little#and also people Will hear u#fun fact my picc that i own has problems with the cork in the headjoint being loose#and therefore the crown and everything can just. Come out. (NOT supposed to happen)#so their name is Lottie which is short for. Lobotomy.#which reminds me i need to take her to a repair shop again bc not only is that cork loose AGAIN (i dont think they actually replaced it the#first time which is Annoying) But Also the glue on the pad on the A flat key has come out a few times. Which strictly speaking i can fix#myself bc its just hot glue and a lighter but it gives me an excuse to be like Hey. Replace the fucking cork this time okay? ive soaked it#about 8 million times and it didnt work. Its dried out i PROMISE it just needs replacing#maybe ill mention im a music student so they believe me
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@quiveringdeer I couldn’t find a good photo where she was running on the wheel, but she’s always smiling like this, which is the initial thought of how Reiner would look with his tongue stuck out
#she’s asleep right now#but if she wakes up and gets on her wheel#I’ll 100% take pics#her name is Tofu#named after my chubby friend of 4 years#because he eats like a hamster#she escaped her cage last night#cos my sister left her door open#I caught her#she’s fine#she was just checking out my earrings lmao
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I hate it when people get mad when I mispronounce things or can't say words. I have not only a speech impediment but a hearing disability I can not say words right cause I can not hear them. I had years of speech therapy to get where I am now. Ableism isn't cute
#ableism#speech impediment#I have a dip in my left ear drum#I do not hear r sounds#this post is inspired by an ex friend vague posting about me on twitter#because I couldnt say her dumb new user name right#Like she got so mad at me while I was streaming#and i was struggling to say her new name#because like i said words are hard for me#i was trying so hard#she started ignoring me in her discord so i left#not like she was in mine so no big deal right#boom 15 mins later she unfollwed me from everything#so i blocked her cause im almost 30 and do not want to deal with that kind of drama#but also found out she was really abusive to her bf#like hitting and screaming at him#also she was really flaky#and would complain bout having no friends#like what am i??#Its like she didnt want friends she wanted fans#i bought her phasmo like two years ago and we were gonna stream it together#she kept flaking#shes never even opened the game#sorry for the long rant in the tags#she was a childhood friend so it just sucks
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