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mitta-likes-moths · 9 months ago

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I want you all to know that if y’all see me roaming about and my left earring is never in when I wear earrings, the only thing I want you to assume is that I am suffering my left ear is INCREDIBLY pissy and only likes to let the earring go all the way through when I stick it through the back hole, any attempt of sticking it through the front hole of the piercing will only result in blood and slight pain 😔

#malewife cooks #earrings #i am ok don’t worry my ears just adore to spit out puss and blood #namely my left ear #I can’t even get my orange maple earring in today #my mom did say something about cleaning stuff with alcohol

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zivazivc · 10 months ago

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this came to me in a dream

Floyd's emo ass and a techno troll could make scene kids...! Do you see my vision??? . . . Ravin is Happy Hardcore and Eddy M is Synth-Pop, that's how troll genetics work, right?

anyway...

i don't think floyd leads a proud life

#this is meant as crack but you know he booked from there like no tomorrow #just being honest #trolls #dreamworks trolls #trolls 3 #trolls band together #trolls floyd #techno trolls #my art #trolls oc #ravin #eddy m #someone pat me on the back because of the names #scene #scenecore #the only acceptable way for scene trolls to be conceived is with the help of drugs lmao #i completely redid ravin's hair like 4 times to get it right...#anyway #you can't convince me that floyd left to go peruse a solo career at the age of what 13? and didn't get at least a little fucked up #you can't tell me a kid musician traveling alone with his gay little earring wouldn't attract people with bad intentions #anyway.#eye strain #neon colors #happy hardcore #S3RL #synth-pop #Breathe Carolina #i feel like i should tag this mpreg... but i don't wanna #ex bandmates

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kaiser1ns · 3 months ago

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You thought it was over? It's not. I'm not done yet, understood. (Imagine Endo saying this like aaaaaaaa)

i think i have a type nom nom men with tattoo sleeves. APPRECIATING ENDO'S ARMS BECAUSE HE DESERVES IT. also adding my other man jeon jungkook because why not (⁠｡⁠･⁠ω⁠･⁠｡⁠)⁠ﾉ⁠♡

LOOK AT THOSE MUSCLES LOOK AT HIM OH MY GAWD IM IN THE OUTER SPACE SCREAMING HIS NAME UNTIL MY VOICE REACHES ANOTHER GALAXY, ANOTHER DIMENSION, ANOTHER MULTIVERSE.

#✧* ꜝ kiki's rambling #✧* ꜝ endo yamato #FINALLY MAKING ENDO'S OWN TAG OH MY NSKSKSK #GUYS HIM AND CHIKA ARE MY FAVS ACTUALLY #IM NOT SANE GUYS IM 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 #satoru nii knows what is he doing #HE KNOWS #ENDO DESERVES SO MUCH LOVE SO SO SO MUCH AND I WILL GIVE IT TO HIM #I CAN BE CRAZY TOO SO HE BETTER BE OBSESSED WITH ME #im not leaving that man until i kiss him all over his body with my red lipstick that will leave marks on his tattoos #HIS FACE WILL BE SMUDGED WITH KISSES #I LOVE ENDO #having endo brainrot rn #DONT BE SURPRISED IF I POST THINGS WITH ONLY CHIKA AND YAMATO #yamato ... his lovely name #EDNO ARMS ARE SOOOOO NOM NOM #IF HE FLEXES THEM OH MY GODDDDDDDD #FLEX ME INSTEAD #ENDO AND JUNGKOOK MATCHING #don't get me started on jungkook because once i start i won't stop #I DECLARE THIS AS ENDO NATIONAL ANTHEM #I took my drugs and took my lovin' when I left out the spot #I left the party with a Barbie markin' X on the dot #She calls my phone up but I told her “I'm a loner”#But she likes my watch and my droptop and my persona #We hit the highway 1-5-5 with my whole foot on the dash #She's in my ear she's got no fear she could care less if we crash #wind breaker #endo yamato #endo x reader

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paint-it-dead · 5 months ago

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me trying to explain the berserk trio:

ok so you know that famous internet question: "the man or the bear?" well. casca would choose the bear cus she is a woman who has suffered her own share of experiences with men and understands the true gravity of such a question. guts would also choose the bear, cus according to him fighting a random man would be considered "too easy" and he needs "a real challenge". griffith would choose the bear cus he misunderstood the question and he is a feral bisexual twink with oddly specific needs. in this essay i will-

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hauntingblue · 7 months ago

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Gear 5 luffy's laugh is so contagious I just hear the drums and go insane how does this work. What did he do to me

#i still cant believe how much this new opening theme goes off.... DREAM SAVE ALL OF US 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻 AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH 💥💥💥💥💥💥#wait a second. the robot attacked 200 years ago. the void century was 800 years ago no????? what #oh see it was made 900 years ago.... but why did it attack 200 years ago then.... what happened #it is still so funny how they made evegapunk einstein but with some cunty long legs #200 years ago they gave rights to the gyojin!!! i see i see ✍️✍️also i still wonder why law and kuma have similar hat and pants designs #like there is NO WAY that much similarity isnt done on purpose. NO FUCKING WAY!!! I NEED ANSWERS!!!#are they annihliating cp ships akdhakskd yeah vegapunk letsgo #also the opening song is about dreams and the end one is about luffy reaching shanks...... havent got a clue why but there it is #talking tag #watching one piece #episode 1098 #also is lucci named lucci bc it kinda sounds like luffy. SERAPHIM KUMA HAS HIS DEVIL FRUIT???? vegapunk could only make zoan fruits????#also wdym when cp0 acts it means its some historic event. lucci is like 25. where are the experienced people here #sentomaru works for vegapunk??? maybe i forgor about this tbh also do theu have a doffy seraphim??? the fact they have animal names....#stussy letting kaku get hurt akdhsjsn oh atlas has lamb ears..... and lucci said she is is prey... no..... the foresahdowing :(#lucci you fucked up she just gave luffy food... that a death sentence look what happened to kaido #episode 1099 #<- oh my god btw. god. jesus.#why is akainu telling the cp0 what to do or thinks he can do that... thats the world gov... also thinkng about how garp should fight him #and not luffy.... because of ace you know... i still wonder how did sengoku know who ace's father was... there is only one man who knew....#everyone trying to stop them from fighting ajdhsksjks two rabid dogs fr #LUFFY TAKING OFF HIS JACKET WHEN LUCCI ASKS FOR HIS WANTED SIGN!!!! GO OFF KING!!!! SLAY!!! THE CREW SAW HIM!!! FINALLY!!!#i have been smiling since he started the transformation this is so sick...... i have got a case of the luffy brain #zoan fruits steal the personality of the user when they awaken ✍️✍️ luffy???? nami being the only one who saw gear 5 <3 twins manifesto #robin being so shook about luffy being a god ajdbjansk wdym devil fruits exist because people wish for them. fairy magic real????#WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY ARE FROM ALTERNATE REALITIES WHERE SOMEONE DREAMT ABOUT THEM??? DOES HE TRAVEL THRU REALITIES FOR THEM???#jinbe has been making this face 😧 every episode three times it is amazing ajdhaksnsk poor man... now he sees a kid angel version of himself #after seeing hia captain turn into a god... he is gonna get a stroke OMG SENTOMARU WE JUST GOT YOU BACK #episode 1100 #<- CRAZY. INSANE. OH GOD. ONLY 12 LEFT. THATS A WEEKEND!!! I CANT DO THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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sysig · 15 hours ago

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Coming in to play! (Patreon)

#Doodles #Webkinz #Webkinz hours! The cute lads have wedged their way back to the forefront of my mind haha #I'm honestly really glad I kept all my Webkinz plush over time and they've survived all the moves and whatnot #Some are still missing - most notably my horses for some reason - but I have the rest onhand and they're still cute and soft and I love them #Getting the opportunity to name and play with them as a young'un made them stick quite strongly in my mind ♪#And I still find some of my design sensibilities with their roots in the gameplay/game design/UI design/interactivity #I think it inspired some of my Video Game Design brain which is an aspect of myself I'm quite happy with :D #And I /love/ plushies probably now more than ever <3 So I'm doubly glad younger me didn't get rid of them haha #Got my lineup that featured in Tala's Requestober this year ♥ I left out a couple for what are probably obvious reasons ahem ahem #If you haven't seen what the Official design of the clownfish is in Webkinz... The plushy is arguably worse lol why that one of all of them #Hire me to design Webkinz fish I dare you #There are actually several cute fish - and several ugly ones! Lol I don't know why they're so inconsistent #It's not like the differences between Signature and Classic! Most of the fish are Classic or eStore! I don't know what gives lol #Anyway lol the other one I left out was my Night Mare since I couldn't remember his name either - which is a shame! I liked him #I still have some fairly clear memories of playing Webkinz with those lads <3 Of the different rooms and relationships and games #It's nostalgic! It's nice to reminisce on something so cheery and cute and light and fluffy :)#As for the rest hehe - I tend to pick up 'kinz whenever I find them at secondhand shops and the like - much like Lalaloopsies #They're out of production! Harder to find - rare and valuable haha totally #I haven't found any New With Tags so far but I'm on the hunt still!! Someday it'll be my turn...#But I Have found some really adorable fellows for cents on the dollar haha <3 Two Blue Whales and a Sheep and Duck!! So cute #My latest find was a Lil'kinz Lioness Cub and she is - So tiny <3 Really adorably constructed with a fluffy nose ahhh ♪#The Long Eared Bunny is my current Free 'kinz! I unfortunately lost the account with Baaby so I had to start over again but that's alright #This time I've got Embroidery and she's in a closet cosplay of Edgar haha - black-and-grey striped shirt with dark pants and round glasses #And angel wings! I was able to snag those from the Ganz website and they're perfect honestly haha ♥ She won an Open Beauty Pageant with it!#Couple of her with Sugar - my first Webkinz I got to play with since Diamond's tag was thrown away :') Sugar's my oldest 'kinz <3 #And of her with smol's Free 'kinz since I convinced her to play with me off and on haha - her Leonberger named Borgus :D #And then one final one of what I'd really like - a Webkinz Spider ;;♥ I /know/ they've made spider objects that are really cute!#And April Fools' fake pets of a spider!! Give me the fluffy spider please Ganz even if there's no plushie I just need to pet the spider

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receding-tides · 10 months ago

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margin as pokemon

you know what

#sneasler but like. a short one #id never rly thought about margin As pokemon just what pokemon she would have before (and then only like one of them lol) but tbh #sneasler is a very margin pokemon i think. both the design and the typing #she got to keep her left ear in this for the squiggly thing. probably still can't hear in it tho #i don't have a good title for this one tho the file is just named The Margler #i was not planning to actually colour this one beyond one solid colour but it just happened that way #margin #splat ocs #i. i guess. shes still my margin splatoon she's just a furry now #my art

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monty-glasses-roxy · 3 months ago

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For some reason, this round of meds (same dose and everything as last time) is making me have very violent Realisations and Remembering Things moments. And by that I mean the Thing I Forgot and/or the Realisations show up with a bat and see how hard they can make my brain hit the wall. So anyway.

YOU GUYS REMEMBER SPIKE THE WETFLOOR BOT??? YOU GUYS REMEMBER HER??? THE FIRST FAZBEAR ANIMATRONIC TO BE BORN FROM LOVE INSTEAD OF PAIN??? YOU REMEMBER HER???

CAUSE I JUST DID

#SPPIIIIKKKEEEEEE I MISS YOOOUUUU #I love spike. spike the wet floor bot is my favourite. I miss her I should bring her back somehow #the first animatronic to gain sentience and awareness out of LOVE and CARE #I miss her we need to bring her back. I never made a visual design but I definitely posted some descriptions of her pretty sure #a wet floor bot... a little wonky and a little off colour. holes in it's damaged and dented casing patched up with scrap #never the same colour. always different #stickers and magnets and a lil bit of spray paint. part of an ear missing and crooked #has one of roxy's spiked bracelets around her neck with a keyring dangling from it like a tag...#she picked her own name and pronouns... doesn't really understand what they are and what they mean but she wants them #in one AU she was Roxy's little distraction. something to work on and repair while the others search the rubble of the plex for-#their friends. In another Roxy repaired her for fun unknowingly after Vanny had used her as a test subject for the virus #in another one post-ruin roxy and cassie were searching the plex for an easy animatronic for roxy to repair so cassie's dad could-#test what she'd learned about repairing them from him and found a salvageable wet floor bot #that they then wrapped in tarp and put in a shopping trolley to take her straight home and get to work on her much to the-#confusion of literally everyone as they barrel down the halls of flats with an unidentified tarp blob in a stolen shopping trolley #<- that one's Meteors AU btw. Roxy got turned into a Real Boy by the Meteor and is now living with Cassie as her adopted sister #this is just the kind of shit these two get up to all the time and no one knows who's meant to be the braincell between them because well #they keep taking turns on who the older sibling is. they keep changing it. the eldest sibling is based entirely on the situation lmao #who's bright idea was it to steal a wet floor bot? WHO KNOWS!! Cassie said 'pick an animatronic!' so they did that's all there is to it!#cassie's dad just. head in hands. as he realises. the fucking wet floor sign on wheels is sentient now.#why. why and how. terrified of the wrath of Fazbear if they find out. while she's just. trundling about.#wheels on carpet floor style. struggling but getting there. happy beeps as she pushes a ball around on the floor. living her best life.#sfdsfdsfs I fucking LOVE Spike okay I miss her I need to bring her back somehow #I could give her to mangle or sprocket in robot hell but I'm not doing much with that right now #sdhfdfsfs Chica's recipe zine starring Spike!! and every image of her is just confusion #'see? even Spike likes bananas!' Chica says as she puts one on the floor so Spike can very happily run it over.#dfsdfsds love Spike. Spike enrichment is now running random foods over because she can. and also the wheels off a toy monster truck #so she can be an ALL TERRAIN wet floor bot. make them gecko wheels like DJ's hands and she's got everyone beat lmao #she can be DJ's Uppies Buddy!!#lmao Spike I'm so sorry I've left you in the dark for so long I'm bringing you back. beloved guy of all time

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ugly-anarchist · 4 months ago

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Grown adults stop bringing up politics at children's birthday parties challenge: impossible... Apparently

#they put The Video on the tv #you know the video im talking about #the one where mr rump has grenadine all over his ear #he who shall not be named almost got ass-assed #and then they started talking about 'The Left' and how theyre so unreasonable #and im in the corner like 👁️👄👁️#my extremely queer ass is not into this #im tired #im gonna pass out and maybe die a little #ya know #as a treat

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torra-and-the-toons · 2 years ago

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He’s here!

Here’s the boy!

The bestest little plot progresser!

Anyway, whose cat is this?

#my art #no this is not posted on the wrong blog lmao #in the ed comic #we won't see him til ch2 and briefly at that but I wanted to draw him #his name is Isaac #and I'll let y'all figure out who owns him solely based on that name lol #spoiler alert it's Double Dee's #he has a VERY important role in the story I assure you #albeit brief #I like to imagine Edd named him Isaac bc cats are incredibly intelligent creatures #but this Isaac has half a braincell that's permanently lodged in his left ear

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doctorwhoisadhd · 6 months ago

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also another reason i play picc despite it causing my migraines is because i can use it to win arguments. Like any other instrument you have no right to complain about piccolo being "too high" when i am playing it and it gives ME migraines. like. ok coward. what do u even have to complain about

#also its literally NEVER the flutes or oboes (who sit on either side of me) complaining even though they are third closest lol #(first two closest being my right ear and my left ear respectively btw)#ive had them be like wtf thats so high when im on a REALLY stupidly high note but its always in solidarity with me lol #complainers are always like trumpets and low brass and its like Damn that sucks dude.#It must be so hard for u to be like 20+ feet away from it at all times. Sounds like the hardest thing in the world its a good thing nobody #in the ensemble has to specifically be exactly that distance closer to it. Say about 3in away Per Ear. That would just be. Awful #disclaimer picc is fun i love playing picc its great #other benefits include: small i can just put it in my backpack :) flute can also do that but only if i dont have a ton of stuff in there #actually easier to play faster passages than on flute bc the keys are smaller and therefore lighter #marching picc is great cause you dont have to worry as much about rain cause its so little #and also people Will hear u #fun fact my picc that i own has problems with the cork in the headjoint being loose #and therefore the crown and everything can just. Come out. (NOT supposed to happen)#so their name is Lottie which is short for. Lobotomy.#which reminds me i need to take her to a repair shop again bc not only is that cork loose AGAIN (i dont think they actually replaced it the #first time which is Annoying) But Also the glue on the pad on the A flat key has come out a few times. Which strictly speaking i can fix #myself bc its just hot glue and a lighter but it gives me an excuse to be like Hey. Replace the fucking cork this time okay? ive soaked it #about 8 million times and it didnt work. Its dried out i PROMISE it just needs replacing #maybe ill mention im a music student so they believe me

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bunnyb34r · 1 year ago

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Finally saw the barbie movie and why did no one ever tell me ab sugar daddy Ken ahsgsgsgsbsbs omg

#i also had to explain why kens earring is magic sgsgsgdgdggdgd i said pee pee ring instead of cockring bc i didnt wanna say that to my mom #also had to explain allan and that growing up skipper was real shdhdhdbdbdb #i looooved all the little details though omg they were so cute!!! the houses being open. the water not being real. the different dolls #shown/mentioned. sasha being one of the brats girls sgdggdhdhd even though the other 3 arent named we know (if youre into dolls)#weird barbie being in the splits. TANNER THE DOG AGSGGSGSGSG that part killed me im ngl #the ending made me kinda sad though like bittersweet bc im glad barbie found where she really belongs but idk i felt bad for ken but maybe #he and ken (the rival) will get together since he and barbie weren't romantically compatible yknow? i guess he would get her dreamhouse/#mojo dojo casa house since she left right?#anyway super cute details and the ending scene killed me guess she got the bottom surgery she always wanted when she became human aggsgshs #marquilla

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mazuwii · 2 years ago

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@quiveringdeer I couldn’t find a good photo where she was running on the wheel, but she’s always smiling like this, which is the initial thought of how Reiner would look with his tongue stuck out

#she’s asleep right now #but if she wakes up and gets on her wheel #I’ll 100% take pics #her name is Tofu #named after my chubby friend of 4 years #because he eats like a hamster #she escaped her cage last night #cos my sister left her door open #I caught her #she’s fine #she was just checking out my earrings lmao

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iesuroo · 2 years ago

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I hate it when people get mad when I mispronounce things or can't say words. I have not only a speech impediment but a hearing disability I can not say words right cause I can not hear them. I had years of speech therapy to get where I am now. Ableism isn't cute

#ableism #speech impediment #I have a dip in my left ear drum #I do not hear r sounds #this post is inspired by an ex friend vague posting about me on twitter #because I couldnt say her dumb new user name right #Like she got so mad at me while I was streaming #and i was struggling to say her new name #because like i said words are hard for me #i was trying so hard #she started ignoring me in her discord so i left #not like she was in mine so no big deal right #boom 15 mins later she unfollwed me from everything #so i blocked her cause im almost 30 and do not want to deal with that kind of drama #but also found out she was really abusive to her bf #like hitting and screaming at him #also she was really flaky #and would complain bout having no friends #like what am i??#Its like she didnt want friends she wanted fans #i bought her phasmo like two years ago and we were gonna stream it together #she kept flaking #shes never even opened the game #sorry for the long rant in the tags #she was a childhood friend so it just sucks

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salstray · 2 years ago

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I am asking for any Ronin info you may have🤠 (also hope you’re having a good day!!) ✨

okay, okay, listen to me. listen.

So- Ronin?

He exists.

Thats kinda all I got. I know how he looks and how he acts and that he would be VERY easy to use as a werewolf and thats IT bestie.

He's an older man, somewhere in his 40s, with totally white hair (poor man went gray real early, but to be fair, one of his staples is that his life has Sucked and he's Very Stressed), dark eyes, and a handful of facial scars.

Since I said in the tags he's my OC answer to Ghost, he is built the way i figure Ghost would be built. Tall, beefy, big. Can and will snap you in half.

I also hope YOU are having a good day!! <3

#also sorry i didn't answer this yesterday #i panicked when you sent this cause i was like #oh god oh fuck oh man i dont actually have anything for this old man except that he's big #he's hot #and he fucks #sal speaks #also if you want to know abotu his scars!!#He has 3/4 claw marks down his left cheek. from his ear to his jaw/lips.#an angled cut across the right corner of his lips #and a straight down line just through his right eyebrow #originally he appeared in my mind as a knight in a medievaly thing i was thinking of #but he's evolved a bit in his roles since then #cyberpunk sugardaddy. werewolf with dilf energy but no kids. bounty hunter/assassin almost mentor type deal #he's all over the place right now #but he's essentally Ghost but mine so i dont have to worry about adding a military angle and respecting his characterization #with Ronin i can do whatever the fuck i want #i dont NEED to respect him #he's mine!#Also his full name is Ronin Silver #Ronin Silver..... Simon Riley.....#i'm not here to be subtle

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ladyfrnk · 1 year ago

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feeling like gerard circa 1990s in college. no one take a photo of me or I’ll vaporize you

#was getting my piercing and I hadn’t decided what ear yet and the guy asked me ‘well what is your best angle?’#🚶🏽‍♂️<- guy who is fighting to even look at themself in the mirror #and I went uhhhhhh #and then he rephrased the question ‘well what side do you take selfies with?’#🚶🏽‍♂️<- guy who has like four selfies to their name in the last year and a half that don’t involve other people #I went uhhhhhh I don’t really take selfies these days…. and then I turned to my friend who I came with and went ‘what side?’ they said left #and I went 👍🏽. left please

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