#nah cuz like actually

[mctwinkdom]

Lando's voice and tone in this clip... Oh I'm listening

[ziggystqrdust]

i had a dream about you // alucinatio by alexmeg

“He stares at the ceiling, blinking blankly every now and then, until his eyes close and he falls asleep.”

hey so what the fuck

bonus

caption translation: “you’re an angst enjoyer”

video translation: “that feeling like where it hurts so much but it feels good, you know that feeling when “aww im so sad cuz they didnt end up together😞” but its also satisfying in a way that they didnt end up together😁”

[lord-of-the-ducks]

Apologies to everyone who follows me because you’re about to be subjected to SO much Lisa Frankenstein posting, I am so deeply abnormal about this movie and I would not be surprised if it ended up being one of my top ten favorite movies of all time.

My only wish is that my theatre could have been more crowded, it was a pretty dead audience (pun intended) which meant I spent a solid 60% of my energy trying not to cause a scene every time there was a needle drop or anything that felt like it was specifically calling me out for being a weird little goth.

[jackass-jones]

Mizuki and Date though like. Imagine being 8 and your parents are filthy rich and going through a bad divorce. Your mom treats you like shit, lashing out at you, hitting you, saying she wishes you were never born all because you were behaving like a child. Your dad is more comforting, but he doesn’t do anything to stop the abuse and he spends his time invested in a completely different family, a girl who you love and look up to but he loves her more than you and it fucking shows. Then your dads new friend, some fucking bachelor in his late 20s, is just like "wow you guys are the worst fucking parents ive ever seen" and next thing you know your dad is sending you off to live with him. And it’s just a massive kick in the head cuz you go from a rich lifestyle to living in some really shitty tiny ass apartment with this guy who’s clearly never been around a child in his entire life and he doesn’t know how to behave and does a really bad job of censoring himself like he has a bunch of dirty magazines that he can’t hide very well cuz it’s literally a studio apartment and also he talks to himself sometimes, it’s really weird. He doesn’t even have the slightest clue what he’s doing

And he’s the best parent you’ve ever had

Because fuck, it all really hurts. You have to cope with having never received any love from anyone, and with the fact that your parents clearly don’t want you and can’t even be bothered to send you with anyone even kinda responsible. And this guy has a scary job with crazy hours and you don’t know anything about him and neither does he. But still, he never once hits you or tells you you’re not allowed to cry. He just gives you space and doesn’t push you to feel any sort of way about him. And sometimes, he’s even kind. He makes you some stew, even though it’s a bit chunky. He lets you sleep in the bed and takes the couch for himself, even though he complains about the massive back pain he’d never trade his spot for a second. He pays attention to events at your school and gives you your favorite stuffed animal when you make good grades, even though you called it ugly. He gets worried sick when you come home with bruises and puts on a goofy voice and trains you to defend yourself and you develop some highly deadly skills and even though it’s really abnormal, he buys you a bench press so you can get stronger. There’s this distance there, and you feel really weird caring about someone who you aren’t related to, but you find yourself wishing it was meant to be like this all along, that maybe, he’s secretly your real dad and he loves you like his real daughter

And when you say "I’m back" he says "welcome home"

[vvildside]

eddie has no business to have such a full plump pink lips like that no wonder venom only want him to be his host brah

[pepperpixel]

“Can't remember when we walked past the O.R. sign!

(sur-ger-y!)

Can't remember passing out with her hand in mine!

(my-my-mind!!!!)

I remember waking up with my mind repaired.

(A-OK! ^^)

I remember when I realized, she wasn't there...”

Amnesia was her name….. is. so. horrifically. sadly fitting for these two in literally every single line. And I’m gonna NEED ALL OF U GUYS TO GO LISTEN TO IT NOW OK… THIS ISNT A DRILL GO GO GO GO!!!

Anyway… uhh. the fact Betty “blessed” this guy to like. An eternally long lifespan w THIS FUCKED UP OF A MENTAL STATE IS SO SCREWED UP GHGH- Like poor Simon god damn…! u kno he’d rather just keep on not sorting out his baggage and trauma forever too cuz it’d be too complicated… too much… force him to admit things about himself and about BETTY that he really really doesn’t want to… better to just leave it all unexamined.. pack it all into lil boxes so he can just try to ignore it and pretend it doesn’t exist… HE GOTTA LIVE FOREVER W IT THO… *ME BANGING ON SIMONS DOOR AT 3 IN THE MORNING*: “SIMON U GOTTA ACCEPT URSELF!!!! LOVE URSELF!!!! ACKNOWLEDGE N ACCEPT EVEN THE “BAD” PARTS OF URSELF!!!! SIMON PLEASE!!!!! SIMON EVEN PPL WHO LOVE YOU AND WHO YOU LOVE CAN HURT YOU!!!! ACKNOWLEDGE IT!!! ACKNOWLEDGE THE HURT AND ACKNOWLEDGE UR FEELINGS!!!! AND URSELF!!!!! SIMON!!!!” anyway… gGHGH YEA, SRRY. SIMON PETRIKOVS MENTAL ILLNESSES MAKE ME FEEL LIKE IM GONNA EXPLODE. ANYWAY HAVE SOME ART. W a bunch of diff versions cuz I’m indecisive!

[hollowsart]

hmmm...

[sick-ideals-and-dirtied-veins]

one of the dealers I used to* talk to regularly made a playlist for me???? lowkey ghosted him and everything else that got to do with drvgs cuz I'm trying to get clean n stuff, so I obviously haven't talked to him in a while, and wasn't rlly planning on it, but????? ???????

I checked his spotify ??? just like ?? for fun ???? yk?? and he ???? made a playlist ???? with the name and profile picture I used to use ??? I- ?????

*used to, as in, it's been one (1) week

[ink--theory]

bro...how did a LARPing session get this outta hand

[xaykwolf]

Beginning to suspect some of y'all have never heard of the sunk-cost fallacy

Or if you have, you've never applied it to the media you choose to engage with

[sieglinde-freud]

gay mod rly boosts awakening replayability by like twenty thousand percent bc i will keep redoing this shit over and over to have new yuri combos with bad kids —> girl who has not beaten the game in a year despite making like 15 different saves

[jennrypan]

Shadow, suddenly starts scowling:

Sonic: Whoa- whoa I didn't even say anything?

Scourge: Pfft..he ain't mad at you this time.

Shadow, loudly scoffs:

Sonic: Then what's up with him?

Scourge: He's rememberin the time I beat his and your ass at the same time, and stole his goofy ass emerald.

Shadow: HOW THE FUCK DID YOU BEAT ME!?

Sonic: I mean, he beat me too?

Shadow: OF COURSE HE DID! LOOK AT YOU! BUT IM ME, THERES NO WAY HE SHOULD'VE WON!

Scourge: Hahaha-

Sonic: Sure, but why are you STILL mad about it?

Shadow: BECAUSE IT STILL DOESNT MAKE SENSE!!

Scourge, laughing:

Sonic: Shadow-

Shadow: This is so-- I'm going to go punch a wall, I'm still fucking mad.

Sonic, trying to stop from laughing:

Scourge: Ima keep remindin him of that every chance I get

Sonic: He's gonna wanna fight you again

Scourge: Lol good

[atomsminecraft]

I just imagine after everything is finished with and (most of) the problems are solved MC just takes a big fat nap and sleeps through most of the day

Like she was in fight mode for who knows how long, let girlie sleep

[charmingradiobelle]

Headcanon that whenever one of the bros gets sick the other always inevitably gets sick as well from taking care of him nonstop and never leaving his side

[lesbiansanemi]

This bitch cannot take a hint oh my FUCKING god how many times do I have to tell her I don’t like going to bars before she stops fucking asking

[j00stkl31n]

Do I just block my ex so I don’t have to deal with them ever again or do I try and get the rest of my switch and then block them? They’ve had it for fucking months and have done nothing to try and get it to me 😭

And good gods they’re so self centered??? And can only fucking talk about themself and their pathetic husband

Did I tell y’all he quit his STAY AT HOME JOB because get this fucking get this IT HURT HIS BACK TO SIT AT HIS DESK

Maybe don’t sit like a shrimp and stay seated 23/24 hours of the day and maybe just maybe your back won’t hurt STAYING AT HOME AND WORKING

Anyways yeah do I cut my losses and just never get the charging port back to my animal crossing themed switch or try and coordinate them sending me my shit then blocking 😭