#mythog

[rgr-pop]

fatphobia is a fascist body discipline regime that prevents us from accessing and imagining useful fun and interesting body discipline activities (getting used to a wider variety of foods, heat resilience)

[the-secondborn-of-seven]

Dungeon Meshi Barometz Ep.

Some art based on that episode. Sheep 🐑 are such good shapes. Fern and cotton Barometz along with the Barometz fern sprout and a lamb.

[godsofhumanity]

Vans this is a crime

My man menelaus deserves better 😭

TOO FREAKING TRUE!!!

hector is THE love of my life, but i have soo much respect for menelaus. he’s pretty good too.. where is the justice😭

[error-elf-206]

You know the love that France(is) and Joan (of arc) have in Canon,

the sort of "I love you too much for what time we had together, I've never hated my immortality more then for it not letting me see you again/I'll remember you forever and every one shall know it, eventualy nowone will be sure you existed becouse my love mythologicalised you so much. "

Yeah I don't think france should be the only nation with that sort of thing. I think they all have like a 'you get One. no mockery, Promise' sort of thing cause all cultures have like a warrior or just a great person that got grandurised so much in death now nowone is sure they were real or myths.

I think scotlands/Angus' was William Walise. And I'm little stuck thinking of one's for the others.

[t00thpasteface]

Your myth Loki art is giving me LIFE. Absolutely adorable and I LOVE how vibrant your style is!

i just got back from a deer hunt bone tired freezing cold with blood still under my nails and i have to be up again in less than 8 hours and seeing this ask felt like being handed a warm cup of hot cocoa. thank you. hold my clammy hand

[adorkfromnewyork]

How many years of Catholic school education do i need before I become goth

[zelly-raptor]

I'm actually re-bloging this on a Friday whoops

blue imps for imp thursday

[satoshy12]

Don't ask how it's the FENTONS, that explains all.

DC or Marvel + DP

When Danny was born, he was very weak, and they weren't sure he would survive. So Maddie, driven by a parent's instinct, resorted to unconventional means involving mythogical entities to ensure her child's well-being.

She summoned an entity, an otherworldly being, who, in turn, modified Danny's DNA. But he said he would be a hero in his name in the future. + It could be H'ronmeer, the Martian God of Fire, Rao, a demon, a god, Mamaragan, or even Black Adam. Or of Marvel comics, Odin, Hela, Mephisto, Bastet, Cyttorak, Shuma-Gorath, Skrull God, a Fear Lord, or for comedy, Gorr.

Don't ask how. It's the FENTONS; that explains it all. + Years Later As she and Jack years later see Danny's Danny Phantom form, they are like," You aren't a ghost; it's that demon, god,something we summoned as you were a baby fault. You just got powers from your 3rd parents." Danny was just shocked as he looked at his parents. They attributed Danny's extraordinary abilities to the mystical being they had summoned during his infancy, not the Ghost Portal! I mean, the ghost calls him halfa; he is half-ghost!

[portlandrowismyhome]

in honour of my recent adoption of several abandoned kittens, I'm doing some lockwood and co headcanons for what would happen in portland row if you arrived with cats....

Lockwood:

-- "We aren't keeping them; you know that, right? We're not keeping them, I swear...aww look, that lil guy just yawned."

-- loudly protests for hours but drives across London in the middle of the night to get kitten formula for you

-- you look over and he's fallen asleep on a chair with three kittens on his lap

-- "what's this one's name again?"

Lucy:

-- these are her babies now. would straight up die for them; if someone so much as looks at them the wrong way it's on sight.

-- yes, she's singing them a lullaby. yes, she'll punch you if you mention it.

-- they remind her of her childhood cats.

-- hatching a murder plan for whoever abandoned them.

George:

-- why would we buy kitten formula? maybe they can just eat doughnuts.

-- why would we buy kitten formula? I'll make some out of these obscure ingredients, just like the ancient Egyptians. Did you know that cats were a sacred --

-- names them all after obscure mythogical figures.

-- cannot for the life of him understand how to hold them right

-- gets them an unbelievable number of cushions. literally builds them a kitten pillow tower.

Holly:

-- best cat mama ever

-- already knows exactly how to care for them. she can get the grumpy one to drink when nobody else can.

-- definitely in on Lucy's murder plan

-- bathes them all in three seconds with her special soap

-- ribbons. on all of them. the minute they're clean.

-- "it's so sad, the way people abandon pets. I can't believe it!"

Kipps:

-- "Is that noise those bloody cats again?"

-- complains incessantly but is incredibly gentle with them

-- claims he's allergic. is not.

-- claims he doesn't like cats. he's lying. everyone knows.

Skull:

-- detailed description of that one time he ate a cat. he's lying. right?

-- "Lucy, that one's got something in it's mouth! Hurry! You don't want it to die, do you! Useless kids. If I was in charge..."

-- "can someone please shut up those horrendous animals?"

[thesovereignsring-if]

are you by any chance a genshin fan? some names seemed familiar and i just found it funny

I enjoy Genshin a lot! I play it with my lil sisters. (I’m still stuck in Sumeru rn lmaoo) Yoimiya is my favorite lil sunshine and my wife (〃∇〃)!!! And I am very patiently waiting for Mr. Wirothesley atm (*∩ω∩) Tho I’m not sure which names overlap? At least not yet.

From what I know, Genshin takes some names from mythogical figures/beings. Off the top of my head I think most of them are from the Ars Goetia in the Lesser Key of Solomon for the alternate names of the Archons. (Which I will use as well tbh lmaooo) Don’t know much more beyond that tbh. I think they have mostly original names for their other playable characters. I don’t know Genshin lore all that well, so I cant say anything more on that side.

I lifted some names from Richard Wagner’s “The Ring of the Nibelung” (Which LOTR also takes inspiration from) and gave it to some of the characters as a subtle nod to that. While other characters like Maeve, Medea, Helios, and Lugh are also small references to other mythological figures or deities. I think every one in the cast has a name (first or last) with some allusion to another mythological figures tbh. So that’s probably where you see the overlap.

[rpcburnbook]

gatekeeping mythogical creatures? you white people sure are insufferable. hi, asian poc here, a dark-skinned one also, and yes go write your character in any of our lore, turn your character to this spooky creature who floats at night or turns to a balinese weird stuff when angered. we don't care, why would we cancel you for being silly on the internet? i'm sure you have your reasons that we don't wanna know about too.

and no, it's not racist. cringe sure, laughable? definitely. racist? try harder.

stop being an asshole and let people have some goddamn fun, hater.

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[bug-decal-kissing]

Hey friends!

A new work, Good ol' party with new faces by CatDragonStella, was published today, with 1/1 Chapters released! It has a rating of Teen And Up Audiences and Graphic Depictions Of Violence, with additional tags "Tooth-Rotting Fluff, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, How Do I Tag, Comfort, I'm Bad At Tagging, My First Fanfic, LGBTQ Character"

You can read it here:

That Won't Fly With The Boss, by just_a_somebody, was updated today, with 10/? Chapters released! It has a rating of Teen And Up Audiences and No Archive Warnings Apply, with additional tags "Prismo x scarab, ProhibitedWish, Hurt/Comfort, Angst, Headcanon, might've given him trauma, please just hear me out - Freeform, what if scarab had wings like scarab beetles are supposed to?, key word had, My first fic, Be nice to me, Post-Canon, and they were ROOMMATES, this can probably be considered as scarab having ptsd, PTSD, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Enemies to Lovers, Developing Relationship, Fic within a Fic, They both need therapy, This is going to be a long fic, it’s the journey that matters, but I swear I have an ending in mind, Orbo can fuck off, Implied/Referenced Character Death, Past Character Death, Canonical Character Death"

You can read it here:

NSFW works are below the cut :].

A new work, 28 moments by SheolRephaite, was published today, with 1/1 Chapters released! It has a rating of Mature and Graphic Depictions Of Violence, and No Archive Warnings Apply, with additional tags "References to Depression, Strangers to Lovers, Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD, Loss"

You can read it here:

Silly Bug, by TJade, was updated today, with 18/? Chapters released! It has a rating of Explicit and No Archive Warnings Apply, with additional tags "Genderbending, Domestic Fluff, Teasing, Humor, Suggestive Themes, Awkwardness, Awkward Sexual Situations, Awkward Conversations, Communication, Healthy Relationships, Voyeurism, Oral Sex, Threesome, Frottage, Sexual Roleplay, Dacryphilia, Degradation, Orgasm Delay/Denial"

You can read it here:

To be humbled, by othersin, was updated today, with 2/2 Chapters released! It has a rating of Mature and No Archive Warnings Apply, with additional tags "god AU, don't challenge the sun god in impressing his husband, someone is gonna turn into a pillar of salt, or ash, sun god scarab, moon god prismo, some mythogical douchebaggery, yeah it was the mortals fault, all his fault, Hubris, heavily inspired by the story of king midas, and the story the story of arachne and athena"

You can read it here:

[star--nymph]

like I'm definitely not sayin anything new but people on this site (particularly white women) don't want to acknowledge that if anything the only type of "feminism" that exists on this site is deeply selfish

it's the mythogical "women are wonderful and all powerful and great and I should be supported and regarded as a nuanced human being" UNTIL they're dealing with other women and then the women loving carpet is ripped out from under them and suddenly it's 'oh no not for you honey'

it's women hating other women competetive shit but with a coat of tumblr blue paint

[godsofhumanity]

you know what i've decided? Momus and dolos are way hotter than theyre given credit for 😌😌😌

i’m so sorry 2 say this but when i see “momus” and “dolos” i immediately read it as “momos” (🥟) and “dollars” (💵). 2 things i would like very much rn.

[thehouseofganges-blog]

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[du-hjarta-skulblaka]

I forgot to add the funniest conversation I had yesterday

Charlie from work (I cant describe him beyond Did Too Many Drugs Too Young and his brain is still recovering but he's also very sweet and enthusiastic) was asking people random questions, as he does, and hit out with "What's your favourite mythological creature?"

Which is a really good question actually and I was like huh, good one, let me think. What's yours?

And without missing a beat, he replies;

"Oh, I dunno. Probably the Terminator."