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smooth-noob · 8 months ago

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#the underworld saga dropping and crushing me one week before my good friend jonathan harker begins his own very normal journey to get home #hand shake meme of odysseus and jonathan harker and in the middle is just “i want to go home to my wife :(”#but the HORRORS #THE HORRORS WONT LET THEM RRRAAHHHHHHH #anyway have this meme #i tried so many times to get the underworld saga art on this but the software kept fucking it up so instead its #mr rivera-herrans' face #ok see yall in a few days for dracula daily again but until then #ALL I HEAR ARE SCREEEAAAMMMS #dracula daily #dracula #re: dracula #epic the musical #the underworld saga #epic the underworld saga #jorge rivera herrans #odysseus #the odyssey

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paintinganangel · 6 months ago

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Chappell Roan performing Good Luck Babe at Bonnaroo Festival

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 1 year ago

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Results from the ‘Who is the tallest MDZS Character poll! Thank you all for voting!

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #nie mingjue #lan wunian #lan xichen #lan wangij #poll #Thank you all for showing up with your whimsy! I saw so many funny tags and messages! What a blast it has been!!!#Nie Mingjue was the distractor answer - word of god *does* say he's the tallest but...he *was* dismembered and beheaded.#It's still a grey area though! This was all for fun after all B*)#Jin Ling uses his hair as a little lasso. Good for night hunting and asserting dominance!#Not the tallest due to his hair gel getting stuck on his hands and reducing the height of his throw during the judging.#And yes- Poorly Drawn Jin Ling is ~4cm tall. Grab you rulers out an visualize that <3 My Friday Treat for you all.#Real feminism is the fact that all the men who won did so by technically cheating and the woman (horse) did it the honest way.#Real feminism is being a horse. Everyone better start getting on that. New Year's resolution. Horse time.#My apologies to the Jin Zixuan likers (lowest votes): He's a bit of a fail wife but that's okay.#I like to imagine that It's the ghost of JYL committing voter fraud to give him pity votes.#(It is still voter fraud if a ghost votes right? Has anyone looked into the legality of ghost voting?)#Much to think about....Hey speaking of the ghosts of women: See you all tomorrow for the new poll!

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abbey-abdominal · 1 year ago

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DRAW EVIL RAGATHA BEING SUPER PROTECTIVE OF POMNI

you… do you know? that bad girls? go to hell?

#requesties #my thoughts while drawing this: god i hope this doesn't awaken something in me... THEY TOLD ME THINK ABOUT WELL I DID AND I DON'T WANNA FEE #A THING ANYMORE... fuck this is too much... idgaf... im so jealous of pomni... please pomni don't be so hard to draw im tryin put u w with #your wife stupid... oh... oh??? so you're cooperating now... good shut up and kiss her holy shit #*puts head in hands* it did in fact awaken something in me #creepy protective mommy ragatha #and shy concerned creepy pomni #since theres already evil!raggs out there somewhere im dubbing this ragapom “edgelord!ragapom” so #edgelord!ragapom #ragapom #caption is Get Scared lyrics #my art #digital art #sketch sloppy oppy sketch #design switches because I couldn’t give edgelord!ragatha cute curly hair like #in my head this raggs is 4 sure a voodoo doll and not a Raggedy Ann knock off #girl has graduated into goth school 😍#thanks 4 the requestie #buttonblossom #pomni x ragatha #jesterdoll #doomed digital yuri

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zappedbyzabka · 6 months ago

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Devotion isn’t just for God, it’s for your boy too.

#queue #Bobby looks at him like he hung the stars #rewatched the movie and ‘Take a Right’ recently. may have gotten rain in my eyes over Tommy #I know his hand is heavy and warm. comforting and there before Johnny even realizes he needs it.#There’s probably an imprint of it on Johnny’s shoulder at this point #He’s so affectionate and openly loving to him. makes Johnny feel safe enough to go lax in his arms and bare his soul.#Johnny’s goon. bestie. and knight. Bobby my darling.#He loves him unconditionally devoted LOYAL. A good friend and most likely a divine husband to his wife.#I feel like Bobby was in love #He and Dutch are so grabby. I imagine Jimmy is more the type to hover really close—like no personal space—when he likes you.#Tommy is too busy being a goof #a real goober #bobby brown #johnny lawrence

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tequiilasunriise · 1 year ago

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When Steph and Cass get married they don’t take the last name Brown (Daddy Issues™️) or Cain (Daddy Issues Prime™️) or even Wayne (Steph absolutely REFUSES to become a Wayne nosirree), but a secret fourth thing (Gordan).

#BARBRA GORDON IS CASS’ MAMA AND TO AN EXTEND STEPH’S TOO OKAY #yes Steph still has Crystal but yall can NOT tell me she didnt lowkey look up to Babs as a secondary mom figure #the only one who is in on the jig is Kate bc shes officating the whole thing bc DUH and the way she fucken WHEEZZEEDDD when Steph explained #the way Kate would stand at the podium and anounce with such a smug grin #looking DIRECTLY at Bruce #‘I pronounce you…. MRS STEPHANIE AND MRS CASSANDRA GORDAN!’#the sheer fucken UPROARRRR #Steph LAUNCHES herself into Cass’ arms and kisses her senselessly as her now wife effortlessly carries her in a bridal carry #babs takes a second to process before instantly losing her NIND bc oh these crazy kids did NOT no no shes not crying #(she is. she so is. her date Dinah is handing her a hankerchief)#the batbros minus dami are hollering and cheering bc YEAHHHH STICK TO THE MANNNN #dami himself is dismissive and muttering about how could anyone throw away the wayne name like this #(on the inside he actually thinks this is pretty funny and must admit Barbra’s last name is a worthy rival to the Wayne name)#Bruce. Bruce is stunned. shell shocked. this girldad just lost his fav kid his princess #Jim is just having a damn good time bro is clapping Bruce on the back and having a good laugh over it all #also does this mean he has two honorary grandkids? no? well suck it bruce theyre my grandkids now #the other gothmanites who were invited like the birds of pret or the gotham city sirens are also all clowning on Brucie Boy #dc #stephcass #cassandra cain #stephanie brown #batfam

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jdms-flat-ass · 1 year ago

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JEFFREY DEAN MORGAN | he put the D in dilf 🤭

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3mmiegirl · 6 days ago

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one of the shitty things about never receiving compliments or positive attention growing up is now i have no idea how to respond. i always believe that the person is just being nice because they feel bad and want to be nice to me. same with romantic/sexual attention. like i went on my first date and had my first kiss at 23 but before that there was literally nothing and no one. i just assume no one is being serious and react accordingly.

#this isn’t me searching for compliments. i’m just using tumblr as my diary again #like on one hand i know people don’t owe me shit so their reactions to me are genuine #on the other hand: imposter syndrome #emmies thoughts #attention wh0r3 #daddy's good girl #daddy’s babygirl #daddy’s brat #older men do it better #big tiddy gf #big tiddy wife

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moeblob · 12 days ago

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OC !

#my characters #i missed her so much wowee #her name is katale and thats what she goes by EXCEPT her best friend (and ex boyfriend and boss) who gets to call her kitty #hes just like the all around best guy in her life and she loves him a whole lot #and even though they broke up they have a very loving friendship and shes like #oh i would absolutely kill for him and in fact i am VERY good at killing im honing my skills :3 #and her family is actually just a bunch of criminals and the only reason the other guy gets involved #is bc he needs fast money to help his mom with hospital bills and so hes like hey my mom doesnt need to know how shes alive #and then he somehow becomes head honcho and is a rumored to be ruthless man #but hes just incredibly level headed and able to think his way up (and kills a few unpleasant family members for kitty)#and if shes running out and about you can even hear him say shit like #my wife left me i miss my wife #and everyone knows he means katale but no one knows how to react bc its clearly a joke (???) since they broke up #but no one is telling their boss to elaborate the wife situation #kitty however is the entire reason that she gets this lil puppy of an agent to not kill rudyard her dear boss #and somehow they adopt this grown man and also his really weird mentor who faked their death #but they love their puppy son boy agent man #and kitty is super happy to dote on the agent but even she has her lines like WHY DID YOU JUST HAND HIM A GUN #RUDYARD HE TRIED TO KILL YOU LIKE LAST MONTH WHAT ARE YOU DOING #and rudyard is just ??? can i NOT shove a gun into his hands now? what is that? a crime? really? gonna tell on me? a criminal? for crimes?#but genuinely it stresses her out bc she loves her adopted son but loves her best friend and eventually she realizes #ok puppy agent man is loyal to them but not a criminal thats ok #while rudyard is like ... passing him guns to try out as a bonding thing #but also he is fascinated with how good the agents aim is like hey kitty you should watch how far he can shoot perfectly #hey kitty remember all those dead underlings and how precise their kills were to make them not suffer this guy is really good #also for what its worth ruds mom is still alive! shes just in a nursing home now and he goes to visit her #kitty and rudyard have such a fun dynamic to me and both are murderers but its okay (its not)#also kitty likes anime and she has forced rud to watch anime with her and he just accepts his fate #bc it makes kitty happy to share so he will watch to make her happy even if he doesnt understand all the appeal

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hiperspoon · 5 months ago

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I ate some pizza today because of drawing this

#it was little Caesars #THE best pizza there is #it was good #i miss my wife tails #hololive #tsukumo sana #fucked up how i took so long in the last one but did this one in a few days #holocouncil #holopromise #i miss herrr #she's supposed to be like putting the hand there like when tou want to catch food but remember you can't touch it #it looks like she's showing it off but eh #my art

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cherryskeletoncake · 9 months ago

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Inspierd by the song ‘’ from the start’’ by loufay

Imagine beeing in love with your bff but he’s straight/j

#my art #fanart #mcyt fanart #mcyt shipping #techza #technophil #mcytshipping #techno x phil #emerald duo #this is about their caracters #can be seen as onesided but also #philza has two hands one for his wife and one for techno #i like to imagine them as queer platonic #but pining techno is also good #theyre just so good for eachother and soft #they’d do whatever for eachother your honor

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skysglcw · 4 months ago

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UMMMM…. IS NOBODY GONNA TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT BLANCHE JUST GOT TURNED ON BY DOROTHY??? 💀💀💀 THE WAY SHE CARESSED DOROTHY’S HAND WHEN SHE SAID “how sweet”???? AND DOROTHY STILL SMILES AT HER AT THE END???? HELLO????

#I’m losing my mind oh my goodness #I’m not sure if anyone’s talked about this yet #my perspective might be wrong but let me be delulu #AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH #YOU MFING WRITERS #They know damn well what they were doing #They love to kill me don’t they #I wonder why Dorothy didn’t come after her wife to give her a HAND 😔#that’s just sad #I wonder what Blanche was thinking after slipping under the covers #I’m just acting dumb #I know what she was thinking #she told me herself #blanche x dorothy #blanche devereaux #dorothy zbornak #the golden girls #the golden gays

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ratatatastic · 17 days ago

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there has to be something about the way they made the marrieds swap partners to test the sanctity of their marriage before the public and THEY BOTH FAILED TREMENDOUSLY

"me and bark (delighted tittering little school girl giggles as he reminisces on the one who got away)"

"OH MY GOD LOOK AT THAT MISSILE!!! two best looking guys on the team! (slobbering in his mouth)"