#my type is nerdy guys

[joycxi]

i was sad today so teh only person i talked to was the cute nerdy trans guy who sells donuts lol

[swingingthehatchetnow]

r/AITA

u/WigglyWigg • 3y

AITA for nuking Moscow?

This past Friday, I (M, ̶̨̡̢̧̨̘̫̫̻͙̣͕̺̟̽̃̀͋́̚̚͜ ̷̡̭̜̩͕̠̦̗̟̟̫̖͇͎̽̌̾̿̌̈́̓̄̏̌̇̚͜͜ ) was at home when the President of the United States (M, >35) deployed a nuclear bomby-wom with the intent to destroy me. I redirected the nuke for my own self preservation, and in the process, pushed it through a dimensional gateway into Moscow, obliterating it in the process. AITA?

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TheBastardsBack • 3y

NTA. Your house, your rules, man.

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SingAlongPokotho • 3y

NTA. It was self defense. Also didn’t the President enter your home without a warrant? That’s mega sus. Def NTA

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WileySnake • 3y

NTA. See folks, this is what America has come to. What the world has come to. Ain’t it a shame.

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QueenB_itch • 3y

NTA. Good.

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Blink1nceBlink2wice • 3y

NTA. u/SingAlongPokey literally sent a meteor to a small town. Can’t be worse than that lmao

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| SingAlongPokotho • 3y

| Didnt you literally try to tear a family apart

| at your personal amusement park?

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Jaegerbomb • 3y

Ha ha ha NTA

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Mouthface • 3y

NTA it was really funny.

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| Mouthface • 3y

| Tasty too tbh. Yum yum.

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MoreBadder • 3y

r/MURICA

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Idontlikemusicals • 3y

NTA. Fuck Moscow. Fuck ‘em straight to hell

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| Shitlips • 3y

| Hey, at least they aren’t Cl*vesdale.

| Assholes

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SpotlightOnMe • 3y

Wtf I literally predicted this exact scenario 20 years ago????

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X_Lee • 3y

u/notaPEIP are you seeing this?

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WitchlessWeb • 3y

YTA! That kills people!!

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[two-sibyls-tall]

The eternal hellish cycle of introducing the Lords in Black as Pokotho, Bliklotep, T’noy Karaxis, Nibblelinephim, and Wiggog Y’rath so my friends picture them as the eldritch beings they are, only for them to watch the show and see Pokey, Blinky, Tinky, Nibbly, and Wiggly in their crayon-themed high schooler-sonas.

[taffingspy]

i need to romance this man with a chubby dwarf lady

[munchiezxx]

can’t remember how to say your name, let alone count all the freckles on your face

(their last day of summer before freshman year ����)

[mommyashtoreth]

I am Not someone who thinks that like, character traits change significantly with different gender presentations for Any character, but I think fundamentally Aziraphale and Crowley are both switches, but Crowley is more dommy when she's in girlmode and more subby when he's in guymode, and vice versa for Az, more dommy when he's in guymode and more subby when she's in girlmode. I won't even pretend this is a legitimate intellectual character analysis I literally just think this is the hottest way to do it. Really just says a lot about me and my tastes I think

[octolingo-writes]

JRWI but it's Hatchetfield songs

Jay singing "Not Your Seed" to Jayson

Jay and Chip singing "CaliforMIA" (and instead of "my mom's a bitch" it's "my dad's a dick")

Edyn, Chip, or Rand singing "Black Friday"

William singing "Cool As I Think I Am"

Same vein, William + Vyncent singing "If I Loved You" and the reprise

Lizzie and Ava singing "Take Me Back" or Rand and Rolan

"Monsters and Men" being Miss G singing to Dakota, the reprise is Harlem and William (this actually makes me crazy I want to do something with this now)

"What If Tomorrow Comes" as PD at the end of season 2

"High School Is Killing Me" is the Mythborne trio or PD

"If I Fail You" being Chip singing to Ollie

"What Tim Wants" being Arlin singing to Chip

"Just For Once" being William or Peter

[wish-i-were-heather]

GUYS LOOK AT HIM

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[lover-of-mine]

re: tommy and not being your 'type' it's so interesting to me because, like, i'm not really into men, but i'm still into plenty of m/m ships because i find their dynamic compelling in some way. so it's not even that for me - buck and eddie aren't my 'type' either, but i still love the ship.

it really DOES seem like the overwhelming majority of hardcore tommy/bucktommy stans are people who are very into the older man daddy dom thing generally or lfj specifically (or both). but like, if you don't him personally that attractive the whole appeal of the ship kind of collapses because there's nothing else THERE.

Yeah, like, I'm not gonna sit here and say I don't think Oliver and Ryan are crazy attractive because that would be a huge lie, but the ship has a lot to it, so it doesn't end up coming down to just enjoying watching them be on screen together. I also won't say I haven't enjoyed a couple that I wouldn't under different circumstances just because I find the characters attractive, so I can't judge anyone for enjoying them because of it, but if you remove that, the show isn't giving anything when it comes to them so it's kinda just extremely meh if you're not into it.

[upwards-descent]

I wish everyone was poly so I could date every nice hot person I met

[indigoreed1]

No one is talking about the fact that Adam Parrish and Shawn Hunter are basically the same person and I had a crush on both of them.

(Spoilers ahead for TRC)

Like COME ON.

[astrxealis]

me rn having the biggest hots for leon kennedy and astarion sorry LMFAOOO <3

[punk-pins]

my boss (cishet man, nerd, slut) has a distinct type and it’s bi women in their thirties who feel strongly about squishmallows. and he’s somehow still surprised when they don’t want to host a hookup bc of the piles of laundry on their bedroom chairs

[fourfoldfires]

tired bnnuy

[watmalik]

Pretty people can be nice and have charisma but if you can’t hold an insightful conversation with me then *glass shatters* the illusion is gone.

[imblocking-you]

Ah, so that's why the story is finally good and it readily starts with a date is because it's on premium 😭