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My parents have a “Festivus” party every year and this year I found this sign on their bedroom door

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Gav’s Tavern Hi, I hope you like this. It is different from what I usually do. Also it was a lot of work.

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The Substance (2024) // Shrek (2001) & Shrek 2 (2004)

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odin is like “when thor was born the sun shone bright upon his beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewalk outside a taco bell”

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I hate when furries draw cows like this

No fun allowed learn how to draw ungulates or die by my blade

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funniest message to receive while working in a shared document, moments after wrenching the column so far right it practically spans the whole page

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today in "google AI is fucking useless because it hallucinates things that never happened", i bought a couple CVS thermometers that have both been acting up, tried to search if there had been a problem with the whole product line:

there is no record of this product recall. it did not happen. the date "feb 8 2024" is the date someone listed a thermometer for sale on ebay.

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using "what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament" to mean "yeah i made an embarrassing reference but you understood it which is also embarrassing" is very funny to me

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laurie 😔

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