#my thoughts are thoughting today

[thoughtfulchaos773]

"Because you write in margins"

And it's how she says it it's with a shrug and there's a tone of obviousness. Of course I could see you write in margins and of course I'm thinking of you while I do this.

While carmy is touched by this , she's doing something for him - not only that, but she notices this small thing about him.

[monkee-mobile]

i’ll give that they’re hazel and there is indeed brown in there, but there IS green in his eyes. i know what strictly brown eyes look like and his have GREEN in there. he has the eye color of my dad where its “hazel but sometimes called green”. in fact his eyes are MORE green than my dads!

[frownyalfred]

thinking about the expert masseuse Alfred hired for the family that is paid a small fortune annually to provide massage services and ignore so, so many things. No questions, no remarks, just quality service and an ironclad NDA that, if broken, would probably topple said masseuse’s entire family line.

Things Alfred is paying them to ignore, in no specific order:

Bruce’s spinal hardware courtesy of Bane :)

weird amounts of muscle on everyone, even the kids (despite them allegedly not working physical jobs)

scars

FRESH scars

the fact that every joint in Bruce’s body clicks when moved/manipulated at the tender age of 42

Olympic athlete level physiques

rotator cuff injuries across the whole family

scars that are definitely from bullets and/or acid splashes

old signs of what looks like torture (Bruce)

Dick’s entire left arm is basically screws and plates (he “fell really bad” once)

every single family member takes deep tissue massage with max pressure with 0 complaints

calluses

no really, the weirdest fucking calluses

[bacchuschucklefuck]

couldnt draw my thang for mid-autumn so treated myself to a calne redesign instead

[cyancees]

i have neither a good imagination nor aphantasia, but a secret third thing

[crowatyourwindow]

Do you think it would have been cool if Atsushi's white tiger aged with him as he grew up

[kensatou]

"we know how to move our bodies, but i didn't know how to manage my heart, so you need help for this"

hi we need to talk more about judo gold medallist christa deguchi.

[clarisse-doodles]

inspired by this post, in which Damian does not know what Vine is

[keymintt]

a comic/zine about coyotes

[hinamie]

sympathy for cain

[chaosmenu]

i cant stop thinking about the fact that the us and uk killed one million people in indonesia as part of the cold war effort and barely anybody knows about it much less cares. trying to tell somebody about it especially in the west will just garner laughter and celebration -- genocide is okay if they are (true or suspected) communists, no matter what. one million people

[cj-the-random-artist]

Ok hear me out: Narilamb but they're both aroace and in a qpr.

I've been rolling around in my head for like a long long time this idea that Narinder and Lambert could both be aroace and (after like. A couple of centuries or so) end up in this like very comfortable very close relationship that neither of them define as anything specific other than calling it a "companionship". But on the other hand most of the cult thinks that they're dating in secret or something despite the fact that both of them have said they don't take lovers, because they are clearly very tight but maybe not super openly so, so maybe the cultists thing they're being secretive and hiding something or something like that. Idk but my aroace brain loves thinking about extremely close (mostly) platonic relationships and for some reason my brain decided hmm. I'm going to take this and throw it at Narilamb and see how I like it.

So then I decided to make a ridiculous joke comic about Narinder asking Lambert's hand in marriage specifically because he wants to get out of paying taxes. Because like, I know that spouse followers do actually still have to pay taxes in the actual game but. Hey Narinder and Lambert have presumably never married so they probably don't know that...? Honestly the only reason I made this was because the concept tickled me and I spent too much time on this for no one to see it, so. This comic and all it's absolute ridiculousness be upon ye.

While there's a tiny part of me that's been thinking about making this into an AU (which I'd probably call something like the "Strictly Platonic AU" or something), I know for a fact that I would blatantly not do anything legitimate with it so. It's an unofficial AU I guess?? But. Anyways. I thought this would be funny. Enjoy my ramblings and I hope you enjoy this thing that I spent. Actual time on. Lol

[anna-scribbles]

last one i promise(<—lie)

[bleaksqueak]

Happy Halloween 2024!! Sweet little Moth Witch blessings upon ye

[chubbychiquita]

[chimchiri]

This meme but Rarijack.

What did the new stranger in town do to warrant an arrest by the Sheriff herself?

Dear women, I thank you for this meme........ All the renditions I've seen are *chef's kiss*