#me and who????

[themoonunderstoodmydadjokes]

Masturbating is great but sitting in someone’s lap and grinding on their bulge while they grope me and kiss my neck and tell me how pretty I am would be way better 🫣

[tennant]

This is Amos. He's my best friend in the whole world.

WES CHATHAM, TERRY CHEN as Amos Burton & Praxidike Meng THE EXPANSE (2015-2022)

[dd-writes]

Desk pet with bunny ears sitting pretty under my desk, bouncing on her favorite dildo. No thoughts, just dumb and happy to have my cock in her mouth while I work and take zoom calls all day.

[jojo-schmo]

Power couples wear matching outfits with extremely loud patterns from 1970s Sears Catalogs.

Bonus doodle because Leon and Carol are extremely in love with each other

[choco-bite]

Kinda wanna call you my princess and cum deep inside you cunt

[daemones-angeli]

An idea.

Cockwarming & Crime documentaries.

[musicaltrash]

what if we were losers in high school and my bully sold me a drug to make me cool and then I abandoned you to get a girl and then after we get rid of the drug I fall in love with you and you love me back and then we date and then get married and

[theethlezprincez]

♥︎Me and Who??????‼︎‼︎‼︎‼︎♥︎

[themoonunderstoodmydadjokes]

“Yes ma’am”

Alright I’m gonna need you to just take your pants off right now

[very-sleepy-bees]

Dick from a communist tgirl who calls it a mosin >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

[dd-writes]

Blessed with a fat cock and no tight holes to stretch out with 🥲

any volunteers?

[aceywaceyy]

(in a field of daises because daises are awesome)

you: beautiful night.

me: it is.

you: you can hold my hand, if you want.

me: you can hold my hand...

you: yeah, that's wh

me: you.... can hold my hand... in...

you: no wait nO W

me: YOU CAN HOLD MY HAAANNNNDDD IN A CROWDED PLAAACE BUT JUST HOLD ME CLOSE AND HOPE THAT THEY DON'T SEE MY FAAAAACE

[chaoticfae]

video call esex when

[normalnormanyes]

I think the woman in this relationship is taller than her prince. Am I right or am I right???

[laces-and-pearls]

Me and who???