#me and who????
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themoonunderstoodmydadjokes · 2 months ago
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“Yes ma’am”
Alright I’m gonna need you to just take your pants off right now
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tennant · 11 months ago
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This is Amos. He's my best friend in the whole world.
WES CHATHAM, TERRY CHEN as Amos Burton & Praxidike Meng THE EXPANSE (2015-2022)
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dd-writes · 25 days ago
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Desk pet with bunny ears sitting pretty under my desk, bouncing on her favorite dildo. No thoughts, just dumb and happy to have my cock in her mouth while I work and take zoom calls all day.
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jojo-schmo · 4 months ago
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Power couples wear matching outfits with extremely loud patterns from 1970s Sears Catalogs.
Bonus doodle because Leon and Carol are extremely in love with each other
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daemones-angeli · 1 year ago
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An idea.
Cockwarming & Crime documentaries.
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musicaltrash · 1 year ago
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what if we were losers in high school and my bully sold me a drug to make me cool and then I abandoned you to get a girl and then after we get rid of the drug I fall in love with you and you love me back and then we date and then get married and
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theethlezprincez · 9 months ago
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♥︎Me and Who??????‼︎‼︎‼︎‼︎♥︎
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very-sleepy-bees · 4 months ago
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Dick from a communist tgirl who calls it a mosin >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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aceywaceyy · 4 months ago
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(in a field of daises because daises are awesome)
you: beautiful night.
me: it is.
you: you can hold my hand, if you want.
me: you can hold my hand...
you: yeah, that's wh
me: you.... can hold my hand... in...
you: no wait nO W
me: YOU CAN HOLD MY HAAANNNNDDD IN A CROWDED PLAAACE BUT JUST HOLD ME CLOSE AND HOPE THAT THEY DON'T SEE MY FAAAAACE
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dd-writes · 10 months ago
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Blessed with a fat cock and no tight holes to stretch out with 🥲
any volunteers?
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chaoticfae · 2 months ago
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video call esex when
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normalnormanyes · 4 months ago
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I think the woman in this relationship is taller than her prince. Am I right or am I right???
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laces-and-pearls · 8 months ago
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Me and who???
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cat-in-a-bush · 1 year ago
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(❁´▽`❁)*✲゚*Getting myself back into my doodling habit.
It's inktober my art bros and homos! [Let's be fr im not gonna be able to complete a whole month of art-]
Deep inside we all just wanna be a cat cuddling
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reginaphalange2403 · 1 year ago
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thinking about when my high school was selling fake roses for a fundraiser around Valentine’s Day, and the morning of Valentine’s Day we walked into my English teachers room and almost every surface was covered in those roses and we were like girl what is all this??? And apparently her husband (also a teacher at the school whose classroom was across from hers) came to the school early before her and left them so that that was what she walked into in the morning😭😖 GOD when’s it gonna be MY turn
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