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Ough the testosterone... it sure is testosteroning
#rice rambles#tmi in the tags but#im only 2? months in and its tdick time >:]#and no period wooooo#although i dont plan on being on t forever so my period will be back eventually 😓#i am. so hairy everywhere#my thighs especially so#they used to have just fine/light colored hair but not anymore#also i have a happy trail now :3#but booo facial hair :/#like thats the one (1) place i do not want the hair#i do not want a beard or mustache so im gonna have to learn how to shave 😔
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@kibbles-bits has commissions open (including a special deal rate for Vox, Valentino, or staticmoth >:)) and you all should get one because you can live your best life and ask for delightful things like "Valentino with a corset piercing" <3
#personal#hazbin hotel#vox#valentino#staticmoth#voxval#blood#piercings#suggestive#I love how dynamic the pose is and I especially love the little bleeding ribbon that got torn out on his thigh#this is IMPECCABLE#they're so#clenches fist#LOOK AT THEM!!! <3#fav#commissions#fic art#(not really but that's turned into my organizational tag for fic AND gift AND commissioned art)
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Finished the rainbow shorts!!!
#handmade#embroidery#rainbow embroidery shorts#for some reason like every pair of shorts I’ve bought in a lotta years#has unfinished hems? they are just kinda folded and not sewn#probably because denim is stretchy now and it’s harder to make the stitching on the hems without limiting the stretch#idk? but it makes it so easy to embroider!#also idk how to take a photo of these while wearing them#I feel like I should? they look better worn than they do flat#but idk how to do that in a way that’s not like ‘look at my legs’#which is a thing I tend to avoid especially online because I usually dislike comments on my legs#except the time my sister said my thighs look like she doesn’t want me to kick her#which was a weird but delightful compliment#got sidetracked. embroidery is done!!!
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i 🧡 phan yuri
edit: i colored it a while ago but forgot to post so here u go!!
still haven’t done the precious baby angel text but shhhh
#putting phil in The Thigh Highs™️ ofc bc they match perfectly. also we deserve phil in thigh highs. so#terrified of the cursive bc i have to do it in color especially like what help#phan yuri#phan#phanart#precious baby angel#precious baby angels#dan and phil#dnp#phil lester#daniel howell#amazingphil#dan howell#my art#vammppyre’s art#if u read this far…ignore phil’s other hand it was an afterthought <3
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Just gonna leave these here and dip... 🏃🏼♀️
BRYNN IM DRUNK YOU CANT SEND ME THESE THINGS AND EXPECT ME TO BE NORMAL!!!
#alliyaps#especially nico’s thighs#my god#the things i want to do#and quinn’s hair!!!#ugh#they’re so yummy#hockey#nhl#new jersey devils#nico hischier#quinn hughes#vancouver canucks
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📸: Yising Kao for Galaxy Magazine
#👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 I'm being normal actually 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹#5sos#5 seconds of summer#ashton irwin#ashton#ai live at the belasco#kh4f post#i feel so sane#especially about my beloved ⭐#and especially especially#the thigh action shot in the last pic#like#i just love the art of photography#like that pic was already 👁️👄👁️ enough from arm#and the first pic#with hand#large#these are words that make sense in some order#anyways#what a time to have eyes!
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i think i'd only ever show hog if people make fun of her
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eddie moves to texas, leaving buck in la, but crucially does not tell chris, just says he’ll see him soon. chris and eddie spend time together, are doing okay, chris wants to know how long a time off bobby gave his dad to visit texas, eddie informs chris that he actually lives here now and thinks chris will like his new room. chris is horrified because he never wanted to stay in texas. a call back to eddie quitting the 118, ‘i thought that’s what you wanted/i never said that” and chris is like well what now i don’t want to live in texas i want to go home, where’s buck? and eddie is once again tortured by the idea that he’s doing everything wrong because he uprooted his life, chris’s life, bucks life, and none of them wanted it. chris tells eddie to call buck immediately and eddie does and then we cut to bucks loft, where he’s sitting on eddies old couch with red eyes, raises the ringing phone, glances at the name, and then silences it and puts it back down, raises a beer and drinks in silence, shot exactly like the post-breakup scene but without eddie.
#buddie#divorce round 3#I am ready for the angst#queue bucks realization#eddie so badly needs to get in contact with buck#Buck doesn’t want to talk to Eddie because he just got left behind again#and it stings#and his sister is missing#and he’s left his manic baking era#for his depressed girl era#and he gets 45 tattoos in a week#especially on his thighs#please give him ostarks thigh tats#and then buck is going out on the town#let buck fuck#and he’s wearing his tiny running shorts and flirting with randos to ignore the eddie eddie eddie eddie in his head#and meanwhile eddie is fighting with his parents who want him to stay#but Chris wants to go#but eddie is already subletting their house#and buck won’t answer#he hasn’t even texted eddie back#and chris tries to find buck on find my friends but his location is off now#and now eddie is frustrated because what the fuck buck#and he’s pissed at buck for not picking up and leaves an annoyed voicemail#apologizing but also telling him to call him back because I know you’re upset but this is ridiculous buck we don’t do this#and then it turns out that buck was hit by a car leaving#and his phone was crushed which is why his location isn’t working#and nobody calls eddie because he left#but Denny texts Chris that he hopes buck will be okay#and chris is like????
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This is so so dumb but here me out
Natsu and gray entering a costume contest together
Everyone thinks that they did it because of Erza or something , and that their entry gonna be some half baked random apart duo.
Then…BAM!
They walk in
Full on crossdressed (and crossdressed well might I add) . like Cancer magic long hair, fake boobs (the things are actually real they just pushed up their man titties), the whole shabang and then some
as Starfire and Blackfire
ITS PERFECT
Natsu & Starfire =pink hair + green eyes + FIRE + childish feisty personality
Gray & Blackfire = black hair + dark (violet/black?) eyes + siblings rivalry + sarcastic personality
Everyone would be STUNNED JAWS TO THE FLOOR
#i just think that it would be amazing#like can you see the vision#they don’t acknowledge that they are crossdressing either#they’re just like#dont ya know i always keep sequined thigh highs in my closet?#yeah I always had 5 feet of hair cascading down my back#everyone would lose their goddam mindsss#especially if non-guild members showed up and were like#so who are these pretty ladies😏#and gramps would have to be like#natsu dragneel#and#gray fullbuster#the expressions of horror#brotp#fairy tail#ft natsu#ft gray#fairytail#fairytail guild#crack#i think that this is hilarious#and that my mind is a cursed place
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By the way. Buying jeans in stores is impossible if you are shorter than average and they are gonna drag behind you like a veil. Have fun tripping on them (It's me. I am short)
#brought to you by me buying jeans today#they are said to be ankle length#spoiler: NOT ON ME#they go midway to my heel#if i tuck them in slightly they are great#but the point is#i am 158/159 cm#in feet i think that's either 5'2 or 5'3#THERE ARE PLENTY PEOPLE SHORTER THAN ME#if i can't buy jeans because they are long enough to cover my entire foot and a few cm of floor as well#what the fuck are people even shorter than me buying#a year ago i bought these loose summer pants that were said to be in length somewhere under the knee#THEY GO TO MY ANKLES (they are great pants btw. the only pair of loose pants i own because all the other ones in stores are too f long)#i know getting clothes tailored is an option#but i am really not gonna do that with everything i am buying?#especially jeans#since i never know how long they are gonna last#my thighs are thicker and touch each other so they have a tendency to tear in between my legs#sometimes they last years (current record 5 years)#and sometimes they last 3 months#i never know until i wear them more often#and i am not gonna get my clothes tailored every 3 months#i am on the skinny side so idk what the plus-size clothes situation is like but according to all evidence: absolutely horrible#anyway#brought to you by me bcs i dont shop online often and prefer stores so i can try things on first without having to return them after buying#also reminder that i DID buy nice jeans today. its just that i hardly ever find some#ohv and obv tall people also have it bad™ i am sorry for your naked ankles in winter weather#ema rambles#possibly to delete
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i dunno any time i see an anon ask a writer who has stated multiple times that they write their stories with chubby/fat readers or characters, to write their already stated characters as skinny like :)
i promise you, there is more than enough small petite reader imagines out there on tumblr
i promise
let big girls write what the hell they want
#nikki’s thoughts#it’s just so rude?#like i’m sorry but im also still a bigger girl#especially after having my son#and i don’t want to read about tiny waists#i want to read about fat thighs and plush tummies
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I know most of the käärijä-related things I’ve posted/reblogged are literally memes but on a serious note all those posts about our silly little finnish man make me so happy. for years I've been struggling with body dysmorphia and disordered eating (especially around this time of year) and it's fucking terrible but everyone hyping up käärijä and his normal-looking body is just so nice to see. he's really out there saying everyone should just wear whatever they want no matter their body type + his fans love him exactly the way he looks and are being so body positive. hugging all of you rn
#käärijä#jere pöyhönen#eating disorder tw#very personal but okay to reblog if you feel the same way!#<3#longer (and possibly triggering) rant incoming:#I've always hated my stomach and thighs#and I have to deal with comments like ‘you would look so good if you actually made an effort to have a flat stomach and toned legs’#especially from my mom and grandma#but all the love for käärijä is definitely one of the things that motivates me to be nicer to myself more often
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yk i got engaged to my ex husband when i was 22, in my senior year of college. i LOVED how grown up it made me feel, to have an engagement ring and to say things like 'my fiance'
and now when i find out someone was engaged at 22 and married at 23 i'm like oh. oh no. that's a baby. you did this too young and you will ALSO figure out you're gay in your 30s
anyway moral is please don't get married that young. ik you're in love and will be forever but there's nothing wrong with a long engagement
#danger thighs#i have FEELINGS about this#especially considering that outside of my Lesbianness he turned out to be a complete dickhead by the time i was about 25#so maybe just let it simmer. getting to know who your partner is in a variety of circumstances WITHIN THE BONDS OF LEGAL MARRIAGE#is insane and you shouldn't do it
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navigating a human body is much harder than one would anticipate, especially when trying to dance. (if you look at their hands you're homophobic and hate women /j)
#malevolent#arthur lester#john doe#jarthur#dancing#i love them so much#arthur needs to eat more#i cant even give him ass#or thighs#its tragic#john with dark features but gold eyes#my beloved#being human is hard#so is dancing#especially with arthur lester holding your hand#theyre so stupid#i love them
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Clash of sensibilities (Patreon)
#Doodles#Just Desserts#Villainsona#More concept art! These are kinda-sorta leftover doodles that've been hanging around that I want Somewhere#The first two are anyway the latter two are actually vent-adjacent lol#First two first!#I always prattle on about how perfect I think Charm's design is but agh her balance of flat and 3D shapes are so fun to me#My notes make sense to me but they are pretty all over the place so let's see if I can clarify lol#The numbers are how many pop-out features she has - anything that doesn't share a plane with her body (her head/torso/arms/legs)#So things like her hair - her glasses - the collar of her shirt but not the shirt itself since that's flush with her torso#Think like constructing a pattern where the clothes are part of the doll itself rather than removable articles#And while her hair is flush with what would be her body it's still an ''extra'' shape! Hopefully that makes sense lol#Anyhow - the dashes are flat features like her collar or the tops of her shoes on her thighs - they pop out but are flat shapes#As opposed to pop-outs like her bon-bons or her wings! Those are very 3D! The bon-bons are spheres and her wings are thin but not flat#I think she has a lovely distribution of flat and 3D pop-outs :D Considering she was designed with 3D in mind! Which I've gotten away from#Probably as evidenced by my difficulty coming up with her TVAU design pfftbl#I do still really like the idea of the dark stripes for her legs and scales for her body - and I canNot let that teardrop jewel design go#Oh and TVAU wings /are/ flat! Since they'd be animated in the same style as Kaiein and he's mostly 2D :)#I dunno hmm - it's hard to think of what features I'd give her that aren't just Her Outfit again#Probably it's the bon-bons that have me especially caught up they're just such a wonderful break between her torso and legs agh#Designed myself into a corner lol how do top or bottom half of design lol#As for the other two pfff |P Kaiein nonsense#Not irl at least lol minor blessings but still frustration! He's such an annoying little voice#She's taking none of it as evidenced lol#Don't let him in he just causes problems
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guess who was craving indian food but didn’t want to grubhub it lol turns out chicken curry is actually pretty doable for beginners! I’m sure mine isn’t nearly as good as what you could get at a genuine Indian restaurant but I think it tastes pretty darn good all the same ~
#I’m so proud of myself!#never thought I’d ever enjoy cooking but here we are#and turns out chicken is actually super simple to cook!#especially air chilled#I didnt even have to worry anout thawing it#though I stuck the other two thighs in the freezer so I will next time ig#next step is figuring out how to make butter chicken bc that shit slaps my entire ass#I wish I could do an oceans 11 style heist of my fav restaurants recipe back in santa barbara#bc Apna’s butter chicken is fucking heavenly#anyway it feels good to have control of the ingredients and portions#restaurants alsays give you huge portions of rice and naan with this#but this way I can cut out a lot of those extra high calorie carbs#and focus on the sauce and meat#personal
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