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it's very funny that the game and a lot of the fandom acts like emmrich is on deaths door as far as age goes but if you look up 'people in their 50s' the ones that come up are like. matt damon. paul rudd. gwen stefani.

his data mined info lists him at 50 do you know what that means. eminem is older than emmrich volkarin.

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Since when does Variety publish rpf

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Wanted to look at stupid hats on eBay, but I was really tired and decided the best way to do it was to go directly to the search bar and type in "ebay.com/stupid"

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i love music man it's like what if you kept finding new bands until you died and you even loved some of them

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Roasted chicken, ginger, daikon, shiitake mushroom soup with lime, cilantro, broccoli sprouts, and rice noodles

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who is the first david you think of when you hear the name david

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if somebody you knew for a year said "listen. im just gonna be honest here. i know ive known you too long to not know your name. but i simply do not. i dont know how this happened. im reasonably confident you told me your name at some point. could you remind me please" how would you react

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When encountering someone stuck in an Apology Loop, I do not uselessly ask, or worse, demand that they “stop apologizing.”

Rather, I have found it much more useful to affect a theatrical tone and formally “absolve” them. “Like a Renaissance pope, I absolve you, my child.” Usually the combination of having the absurdity of the situation highlit, combined with a touch of physiological release if I can get a laugh, is enough to soothe their nerves a bit and get them to break the loop. And who knows maybe they feel absolved I dunno I have an authoritative bearing

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I MEAN YEAH THIS IS ACCURATE AF!

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trans woman: i wish that guy would fuck off

matt photomatt mullenweg, ceo of wordpress and tumblr: "that guy" as in me? "fuck off" as in off this mortal coil? as per our zero tolerance policy, he, i mean they, i mean you, are banned for life.

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hi im your cat do you mind if i touch your coffee. do you mind if i put my whole foot in your coffee

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no! intersectionality will kill the patient. she needs racism to live