idrils
idrils
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i'm leah c:i host a friendly tolkien podcast called speak friend and enter!🖤
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idrils · 3 hours ago
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Definitely one of the funniest feature discord has added.
WARNING! ANNOYING BITCH HAS BREACHED THE PERIMETER!!!
DO YOU WISH TO EVACUATE?
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idrils · 4 hours ago
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Literally
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idrils · 4 hours ago
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idrils · 5 hours ago
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What if Hades from Hadestown was Hades in Hades?
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idrils · 5 hours ago
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idrils · 6 hours ago
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elon musk is like if you distilled the essence of 2010 “you, sir, win the most epic of upvotes” reddit and put it into the body of a wealthy peanut factory owner from 1835 london who exclusively employed 5 year old orphans
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idrils · 6 hours ago
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University really is about looking at the worst pdf known to man huh
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idrils · 15 hours ago
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woah mama means family
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idrils · 16 hours ago
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was referring to a book i own and i said “i have it on book”
is it so over for me
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idrils · 20 hours ago
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Do you get it now? Without due process, everyone is at risk. How are you going to prove your citizenship otherwise?
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idrils · 20 hours ago
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‘you’ve just met yourself. i’ve known you for years’ is still the most romantic thing i’ve ever heard and they let my favorite little cornfed closetcase say it on live television to another man. incredible.
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idrils · 21 hours ago
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fuck i’m trying to catch all these flies but they think my vinegar is stupid. i have honey also but that’s for me i can’t give them any of that
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idrils · 21 hours ago
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[comes out of my mutuals blog breathless and blood stained] didnt even fidn the . fucking post
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idrils · 1 day ago
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I’m making it a habit to say “drac u later” when I leave a room and “I’m backula” when I enter a room
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idrils · 1 day ago
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Yeza, who has been locked away alone in a dark cell and deprived of food in a prison designed to disorient people: Who's there??
Jester: GUESS WHO IT ISSSSSSS~ 🎵
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idrils · 1 day ago
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Hopefully one day someone will think of me this way
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idrils · 1 day ago
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i like that when we talk about characters bioware is biased against it's just a bunch of women and anders. kind of a kurt hummel situation.
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