#my teeth are fucked

[aaami]

This flu might actually be an abscessed wisdom tooth and I tried calling an emergency hotline to get an ok to go the er to get it checked out urgently (despite being absolutely terrified of dentists, but this is serious with the fever and everything), but haha, there is no emergency dentist in this city during the weekends :))) I’d need to go to another city for it tomorrow, but man, it’s difficult to get there without a car and I don’t even have that kind of money for a taxi to there and back… I could take a train and bus there, but with this stupid ass fever it feels impossible.

”Funnily” the website of the local hospital says that they have emergency dentists available, so wtf??? No mention of there not being such service during the weekends??

Booking a private dentist appointment for tomorrow is an option, but then again… money…

I think I’m gonna cry some more and eat a banana and go back to sleep if I can.

[keenestpeach]

Everything’s happening at the same time man

[pristineblade]

The way that we get to see what some of the voices Look like is making me feel insane

[fishsfailureson]

TBH I think that Paleontologists should be allowed to fight private collectors who purchase any specimen that is incredibly valuable to science actually.

[bruciemilf]

“Battinson needs a Robin” “Battinson needs a Superman” “Battinson needs a Harley” I agree with all of that, but do you know what else Battinson needs? An Oliver Queen.

[xhiale]

Super hero pre-teens taking a selfie 😗

[knifearo]

being aromantic is like. hey btw you're going to live a life that is the culmination of most of society's worst nightmares. sorry lol ✌️ but then you turn around and take a really good hard look at it and it turns out that living in that nightmare is fucking awesome and you get to wake up every day and take that fear that other people have and laugh and hold it close until it's a great joy for you instead. and being happy is a radical act that you define instead of someone else. and you're sexy as fuck that's just a fact of life i don't make the rules on that one

[glassphinix]

dont ask how or why snapchat would exist in hyrule

bonus:

[togament]

GUYS???? GUYS.

even his fingers blush. THEY FUCKING BLUSH.

[puppyeared]

these two are so interesting to me

characters belong to @canisalbus

[prince-sawgrass]

some tsunamis

[bagelbucket]

anyone else ever eat bananas and then feel the crushing weight of a stinging, raw mouth/throat or am I the problem

[nina-the-ninth]

If I get the motivation I’ll do the whole chapter

[spending-life-pretending]

I think baadur should kill him

[hydraxx]

iconic fjord/nott moments that live in my head forever, feat. travis and sam being inhumanly quick:

"if you comment on my strength, i might throw you into the lava." "you couldn't."

"nott doesn't care about me, but i care for her." "i care about you, fjord." "tell me again."

[jvlianbashir]

horror movies are so much scarier when the actors look like an average sampling of the human population. and the house is a little messy