#my sweet honeypie

[his-apollo]

me

[tender-rosiey]

What would happen if gojo has 2 babies? And they both start crying at the same time and poor gojo has to find a solution in this situation 🥲 his younger baby that is only months old starts crying which makes the older sibling that's 2 years older wake up and starts crying 😭

little voice ��� gojo satoru x f!reader

you’re on a girls’ vacation. it’s okay. it’s cool.

but it isn’t.

throughout his entire life of fighting curses, emotional trauma, technique training, and unending migraines, he has never felt so much stress like he does right now.

his two kids are truly angels: full of kindness, compassion and—as expected of a child of gojo satoru—full of mischief.

they also share the same amount of love he has for you and, of course, even more. so separate two kids who adore their mother and you get chaos.

satoru just found out that the one who keeps the balance in the house is you, and thinking back about it, it should’ve been obvious because everyone in this house listens to you.

for example, one time when you were out on a simple visit to nanami to take some of the sweet bread he has, you had strictly told satoru to put the two kids to sleep at 8:30 exactly.

he thought it’s too early, but then you explained to him that s/n sleeping gave him time and freedom to look after your baby daughter who was, admittedly, a handful that would not sleep unless she was carried.

so satoru obediently listened, or at least he tried to.

a shameful failed trial at that.

in his defense, what was he supposed to do when s/n gave him puppy eyes asked for a mere 10 minutes more, say no? of course not!

so, like the great father he is, he gave him a couple more minutes, and nothing will make satoru regret his decision since to him his son’s smile is worth the world.

…except maybe the chandelier that is now on the floor and his precious baby daughter who just took one the biggest poops he has known of and his son who is panicking about how to clean this mess before you come home.

and come home you did and to all this mess.

swiftly, you picked up your daughter and changed her diaper, even making her giggle and squeal in between.

then you hugged your son and cleaned up the shattered glass together and disposed of the chandelier. lastly, you stood in front of your husband with a big frown after you’ve put the kids to sleep.

satoru could swear that he couldn’t fall more in love with you. hell, he could even twirl you around and kiss you breathless, but he feels like that would just lead him to the couch.

so he works to butter you up first before trying anything, “hey my sweet cute honeypie—“

you simply quirk an eyebrow.

and he falls to his knees, “I am sorry! I just couldn’t resist his puppy eyes! you should’ve seen them; he looked so cute!”

“I saw them a million times before he was even born, ‘toru.”

your husband gasps, “how!?”

“our son is an exact copy of you, sweetie.”

so yeah that was one of too many times, and if it isn’t apparent that you are the mediator then satoru wants to let the world know that even his students listen to you.

like that one time at school when the first years were caught up fighting with each other, the second years were trying to pull them apart, and satoru was too busy cackling at them while holding d/n that no one noticed panda’s little tail being—god knows why—on fire, not even panda himself.

that was until your precious son tugged at your husband’s shirt and pointed at panda, saying a simple sentence (phrase), “papa, panda fire.”

satoru’s eyes zero on panda then they widen, before he gapes, “oh shit, you’re right!”

“bad word!”

“sorry!”

however, despite satoru almost bolting to put out the fire, panda was finally able to smell it and hummed, “something’s being cooked.” then he looked at his tail, “oh it’s me.”

hit the panic button.

“I am being cooked!” he screams and starts running around, “panda meat doesn’t taste good; I promise!”

the rest start running after him with the intention to help, but panda could only translate it into one thing as he screamed, “don’t eat me!!”

“no one is gonna eat you, dumbass!!” maki yelled but to no avail as no one could get to the panicked panda.

your husband is running as well, half taking photos and videos and half ensuring that d/n does not fall from his hands—considering how she keeps giggling, squealing, and wriggling her entire body.

ijichi took matters into his own hands and called the only person he knows will be able to solve this.

“hello?”

“panda is on fire, the kids are running after him, and gojo is just recording!” he wails, eyes frantically following said people then straying to a particularly small person, “also s/n is trying to eat the grass.”

“what?!”

and like lightning, you’re on the field. you lightly scold s/n and tell him to cover his ears.

you turn to the walking fire hazard and scream, “everyone stop! and panda get over here!”

“yes ma’am!”

he stands still in front of you, almost ignoring his ‘fiery’ tail. you effectively put it out and ruffle his fur until he calms down. the others take turns in greeting you and getting their daily dose of motherly hugs.

your son sprints to you and holds onto your leg, refusing to let go.

and they all make way for the star of the show: the all-mighty gojo satoru.

he beams, “wifey, yet again you save the day!”

he easily picks up s/n and pulls the four of you into one big hug. he rubs his cheek against yours, “have I told you how much I love you?”

“I was gone for 3 minutes.”

“I haven’t?!” he gasps, completely ignoring you, “I am a terrible husband!”

he sobs and starts slowly melting to the ground where he believes a ‘disrespectful, good-for-nothing husband who doesn’t tell his wife just how much he loves her’.

anyway, back to the present. the kids have been miraculously put to sleep—a process that satoru does not have the time nor the energy to describe.

when he stops ‘reminiscing ‘, he starts paling at the fact that all of these were mere examples of things going wrong without you, and you were in the freaking area.

now, you’re not 10 steps away, and satoru is feeling very threatened.

he is sprawled out on the couch, eye bags ever so prominent. he sighs and lets his head fall back, grateful for the silence that fills the house, but he hates it at the same time.

satoru was never fond of silence—the type that feels so heavy on the heart—even when he was a teenager. it gives space and time to think about all the things he is desperate to avoid.

he did eventually come to love silence but only the silence that accompanies the times he spends with you, but that’s a story for another time though.

opening his eyes, he looks around and his gaze lands on your recent family photo. his smile is almost instantaneous.

if there’s anything he will rub in suguru’s face when they meet is that he managed to score himself such a lovely wife and an adoring family, a real family. he mentally writes a plus one on the score chart between him and suguru then relaxes.

he would like to scurry to the bed where your scent still lingers, but his fatigue has simply chained him to the couch—he is overreacting you’re only gone for three days.

so, he decides, it’s time to rest and hope for a dream where he gets to hold you and live with his longing until he can feel your lips against his skin again.

the great gojo satoru closes his eyes and welcomes his slumber.

that is until, his little sweetheart decides to breakout into a wail, effectively causing her dad’s eyes to snap open.

he jumps to his feet and sprints to her room, “d/n, what’s wrong, honey?”

he softly cradles her in his—gigantic—arms and starts rocking her slowly. “it’s okay; papa’s here,” he murmurs in hopes of calming down, but his daughter doesn’t register his voice yet.

she can, however, feel his all too familiar chest against her cheek, so she grips at it tightly and continues crying.

satoru’s expression is full of distress, and his heart contracts painfully at how his daughter’s cries. then it’s almost like the entire world is against him right now because he also starts to hear small little sniffles from the door of the room.

your husband looks back to find his son dragging his teddy bear with him in one hand and in another, trying to wipe his tears as much as possible.

your husband quickly shifts d/n into one arm and leads s/n into him with the other. your son nuzzles into his dad’s chest and murmurs, “I want mama.”

almost like she understands the mention of you, she calms down a tiny bit and her hands start reaching for the air—reaching for you.

satoru slides down to the ground and pulls them both into his chest, and he starts rubbing s/n’s shoulder and kisses the top of his head and sighs, “me too, s/n, but, hey, we are strong and capable, so we have to hold on until she comes home, right?”

a little sniffle escapes s/n as he nods before saying a soft, “yeah.”

satoru smiles and ruffles his hair, “that’s my champ.”

s/n lets out a little smile and snuggles into his dad’s embrace.

so satoru shifts his attention to the sniffling baby in his arm, he frowns, “now what are we going to do with you, little missy?”

your son purses his lips for a moment, before placing the teddy bear in his hands into his little sister’s tiny arms. curiosity takes over for a moment, and she starts exploring the new item.

then s/n presses on the teddy bear’s chest and it plays a little voice message from you:

“hey sweetie! mama loves you, so don’t worry about those nightmares! I am always here.”

your daughter’s eyes shine and she hugs the teddy as much as possible and utters a small, “ma!”

satoru blinks owlishly then looks at s/n with smile, “so you had that all along?”

s/n nods slowly and holds into his father tighter, obviously getting tired and getting ready to sleep. satoru would love to say the same about his other angel but—oh she fell asleep.

looks like all it took was a little listen to your voice.

he will probably make you record a thousand voice messages when you come back and make you get him his own special build-a-bear as well cause what the hell? what about your husband?

he shakes the thought away, realizing that he can finally fall asleep, albeit on the floor.

with no blanket.

no pillow.

not even his favorite cushion.

but he wasn’t raised to be ungrateful, so he will take what he can get. he will simply make up for lost sleep when you’re back. it will feel better that way in any case.

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[joelsmochi]

honeypie - joel miller

summary: part 2 to honey (can be read as a standalone, doesn’t have much to do with the original plot!) warnings: not proofread, 18+, slight angst?, age gap (everyone is legal!!!!!), bickering/arguing, double date trope womp womp, degradation, dubcon, creampie, joel is a smidge misogynistic insecure and possessive wc: 2.6k a/n: this is mainly just some self indulgent yet rushed storytelling (so sorry, i wrote it in an hour because i was bored at work lol)! i wanna write a part 3 and actually include the beekeeping a little more but i have nooo idea how i’m gonna do it but we WILL get there one day babes!!! until then, enjoy this fluffy angsty sex 😽!!!💓

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“If you guys are gonna bang when I’m in the house the least you could do is be quiet!” You heard Sarah shout from the other side of Joel’s bedroom door after banging on it.

Joel grimaced, his body tensing beneath you but you were almost oblivious to the complaints of your best friend. Almost.

You didn’t let up on your movements or noises whatsoever and as much as Joel loved those sweet little moans spewing from you as you humped against him, he loved his privacy much more especially when it came to his daughter.

You shook your head profusely when he attempted to get you to stop, insisting on how you were almost there.

“Soclosesoclosesoclose—just w-wait, I’m cu—fuck. Ahh, fuck, I’m cumming. Oh yes! Yesyesyesyesyes! Ohh—oh, my God—“

Joel covered your mouth with a clammy hand, feeling torn from his mixed feelings of lust and embarrassment.

Going downstairs didn’t help him feel any better either, especially when Sarah began berating you both, not that he blamed her for it.

“Call it payback for all the times I let you and your boyfriend have sex in my bed,” you retorted.

“In your bed?!” Joel mumbled to himself.

“Yeah yeah, could have at least waited until I was gone,” Sarah muttered.

“Sorry, Sar,” you hummed, “your dad is just really hot.”

She scoffed, rolling her eyes. “Come on, man.”

“I didn’t even know you were home,” Joel complained. “You’ve been with Jared or whatever his name is all week.”

Sarah’s squinted her eyes, annoyed by the lack of care from her father. “Alex. His name is Alex dad—see, I hate this!”

“Oh, by the way, Sarah,” you said, pattering behind the kitchen counter, “wouldn’t use the open jar of honey if I were you.”

“UGH! EW! Fucking ew!”

♡

“Other than the obvious,” Sarah mumbled, “how’s my dad taking care of you?”

You wore a bright smile and looked away from your reflection momentarily. Joel was… Joel. Rough around the edges but he was a genuine person, confident in the external reality but a little insecure. Not unbearably insecure though, just enough to make you know he was trying his best.

He wasn’t the most romantic but you figured it was just from him being out of the game for so long and you knew you could train him to be more romantic if it was needed.

He didn’t push you aside or make attempts to subtly suggest you needed to leave after sex either; he’d pout real big and give you those gorgeous puppy dog eyes until you held him. He loved making you laugh.

But it definitely still felt like just sex rather than a relationship. You weren’t particularly complaining, but you weren’t bragging about it either.

“Good,” you answered.

Sarah could tell from your tone how honest it was. Good meant great, happy, damn near perfect.

“Good. I’m glad,” she said. “I was worried he’d be like one of those incels that get real creepy and pervy after thirty-five.”

“No, no, he’s great,” you reiterated. “He’s very funny. Smart. He asks me to tan in my bikini while he’s working on the hive or the yard.”

You watched from the corner of your makeup coated eye how tightly she grimaced.

“Images. In head. Don’t want them there,” she dramatized.

“I have to hear every last detail about you and Al up to where he’s shoving your cervix into your stomach. You can deal with a little sexiness from us,” you said.

“It’s just so weird,” she whined.

“Do you want me to stop seeing him?” You asked.

You had slowly began to worry about how this would affect your best friend over time, you knew it was a weird situation. You had no issue cutting Joel off if it meant Sarah got to be happy. There were other men in the world, there weren’t other Sarah’s.

“No, God! No. It’s just not as simple as I was expecting. You know?” She explained kindly.

“Totally! I’d be weirded out if you were hooking up with my dad while I was across the hall. I’m not blaming you there, or anywhere for that matter. Just know you come first.”

“Well, yeah, who else is going to wax your back hair and not judge you for it?” She teased.

You rolled your eyes at her.

“Lots of men with weird fetishes.”

♡

“Can’t believe I agreed to this,” Joel huffed.

He adjusted the waistband of his jeans making his shoulder briefly flare. You let your mind wander while Joel complained about the double date you had arranged with Sarah and Alex. You were currently waiting in the parking lot for them to arrive.

“It’ll be fun. You’ll get to meet Alex and see he is a respectable man and you and I get to pretend we’re a couple for a few hours.”

“Pretend?” Joel questioned. “W-what do you mean pretend? Are we not together?”

“Uh, no?” You said.

Joel didn’t appreciate your amused reaction and questioned you a little more.

“You never asked me to be your girlfriend— you haven’t even taken me on a date,” you explained. “Did you really think that conversation wasn’t necessary?”

“So if we’re not together then what is this?”

You sucked your teeth before simply saying, “Sex.”

Once the four of you were inside Sarah and her boyfriend felt the tension between the two of you.

You watched Joel punch in all of your names into the keypad before pressing ‘start game’.

“So Alex, what do you do for work?” Joel asked.

“Oh, well right now I’m working at a café downtown, but I’m majoring in political science to become a lawyer.”

“A lawyer?” Joel sounded impressed.

“Lawyers are great at communicating,” you antagonized. “They know what questions are… Important to ask.”

Joel rolled his eyes and motioned between you and the bowling balls. “Just go. Good God.”

“Dad, what did you do?” Sarah asked.

“Why do you assume it’s my fault?” He defended.

“Girl, what did he do?” She asked you.

Shrugging, you said, “I don’t know. Since Joel thinks he’s so great at communicating, maybe he should answer. I’m gonna go bowl.”

“Hope you gutter!” Joel shouted after you walked away. “She told me I needed to ask her to be my girlfriend.”

“You thought she was your girlfriend?!” Sarah said with wide eyes.

“Well… Yeah? Do I really need to verbally ask her that?”

“That’s why I got a strike, bitch,” you said while slapping the back of Joel’s head.

Sarah and Alex awkwardly stood up so that he could pretend to teach Sarah how to bowl properly. But the bickering between you and Joel didn’t end there.

“I thought it was obvious,” Joel told you. “I have you over all the time. We fuck. We laugh. Did I really need to ask?”

“So what would have happened if I pissed you off and you were to say ‘it’s not like you’re my girlfriend’?”

“I do not sound like that!” Joel scoffed. “And I would never do that to you, you know that. I just kinda figured you were mine, you know?”

You squinted at his unearned possession over you, feigning offense and scoffing obnoxiously.

“Yours? I’m not your property, Joel. You don’t get to claim me.”

“Oh yeah? And what are you goin’ to do about it? Fuck some other loser?”

You grinned, and immediately he regretted his words.

“That’s exactly what I’ll do,” you whispered.

Alex and Sarah sat back down and you asked if they wanted anything to eat or drink before walking away to go to the bar.

“Hi, what can I get for ya?” The boy at the counter asked.

“How old are you?”

“Nineteen, why?”

“You see the older man on lane twelve?”

He looked and then nodded.

“Well, I wanna make jealous so if you could just smile and pretend to flirt with me I’ll give you ten bucks,” you explained with a sly smirk.

“Fifteen,” he negotiated.

“Ugh, fine. Can I get two lemonades, a beer, and a water please?”

“That’s not coming out of my tip, is it?” He questioned whilst punching the order into his screen.

“It will if you don’t start looking at my boobs,” you said through your faux smile.

You leaned onto the counter and gave the employee a clear view of your cleavage, which he seemed to appreciate very much.

But Joel wasn’t only focused on the teenage boy behind the counter, he noticed the numerous men gawking at your short shorts that showed off too much of your ass with you bent over the counter the way you were.

“Dad,” Sarah’s voice brought him back to reality. “Your turn.”

By the time Joel managed to spare you had returned with everyone’s drinks and Joel didn’t give you the satisfying reaction of jealousy like you’d hoped.

Wondering if you went too far, you drank a bit of Joel’s beer to imprint a lip gloss stain for Joel to taste in between sips. Something you noticed he loved to do over the past few weeks whenever he made you coffee or tea. You never finished your drinks and Joel always lined his mouth up with your lip print to taste you every chance he got.

And as you gave him the cheap plastic cup that held his beer, you watched as he habitually sipped right where your lips had been. Occasionally licking the rim of the cup before taking his next swig.

A couple of games later, you and Sarah managed to team up against the boys and kick their asses each and every frame. They sulked while you two gloated from the ending of the final game all the way back to the cars.

“Okay, okay. We get it, girls rule, boys lose,” Alex said.

“It’s boys drool,” Sarah corrected before turning to hug her father who placed a kiss on her forehead. “Night, dad. I’m gonna stay at Alex’s.”

“Okay, babygirl. Call me tomorrow.”

“Oh, and word of advice,” Sarah whispered after you got into Joel’s car. “Girls like what boys consider pointless communication. Take her out a few times, make her feel special, and ask her to be your girlfriend. She really likes you, she’s just making you earn it.”

Joel softly smiled and nodded. “Mmkay. Thanks.”

Once he got in the car he didn’t acknowledge you in the least bit, finally free to punish you for letting those men get a free show.

“Not a word?” You nudged his arm as he drove. “You could ask me now.”

He snickered, the most noise he’s made in the last ten minutes.

“You don’t get to just fucking claim me, Joel!”

Joel sped up before pulling into a rest area.

“Come’ere,” he hoarsely demanded.

He unclipped his seatbelt and began undoing his belt and jeans.

“Don’t get all fuckin’ shy on me now, girl. Come on.”

You hesitated but unbuckled your seatbelt and climbed into his lap; he moved his seat all the way back and pushed his jeans low enough for his cock to spring up and slap his belly.

Instinctively you reached for it, but he removed your hand from his hardening length and held your wrists tightly behind your back with one hand. Using his other hand to grab your face by your cheeks he forced you to look into his cold eyes.

“Do you not want to be with me?” His voice strained as he asked that, a hint of hurt glaring in his dark eyes.

“Of course I want to be with you,” you answered.

“I don’t play games,” he said, gripping your wrists even tighter. “Don’t fucking—“ A soft smack landed upon your cheek. “Don’t fucking do what you did tonight ever again. Get on your knees.”

He slightly shoved you back as he loosened his grip on your hands and face; you submissively sank to the rough carpeted floor of the car and he wasted no time pulling your hair into a makeshift ponytail and shoving his fat dick into your wet mouth.

He tasted so fucking good, the mix of his clean flesh and salty precum like honey dripping onto your tongue. Your eyes rolled back and you moaned along his shaft as you eagerly bobbed your already hazy head up and down.

Joel’s hips rolled up in pleasure, gurgling out helpless moans as your nose rubbed the wiry hairs along the base of his shaft. Despite the aching and soreness, you loved having your throat full of Joel.

You took initiative and pushed against his hand, nonverbally telling him to make you suffer, and he shamelessly did so.

He couldn’t tell if the slick that was coating his balls was your spit or tears and he didn’t give a fuck. If you were going to show some loser teenager your tits and some loser bachelors your ass the least you could give him was some fucking remorse, right?

Joel felt powerful, in charge in ways he never experienced before. Your flooded eyes looked into his and saw how contorted his face was, so even if he was the one telling you what to do you knew you had him wrapped around your finger.

“Give me that fuckin’ throat, baby,” he moaned. “Oh, fuck! That throat is so fucking tight—mnh. God…damn baby. Feels so fucking good.”

He smacked your wet cheeks as encouragement before slowly pulling you off of his dick; you coughed at the gust of oxygen that flooded your lungs, giggling as he smacked his fat tip against your puffy mouth.

“Look at you, baby,” he whispered. “So pretty when my cock shuts that smart fuckin’ mouth a’yours up.”

“You love my fucking mouth,” you smugly said as you climbed into his lap.

“I do, but I think you forget what it’s supposed to be used for,” he whispered.

“You can stuff my mouth all you want, I’m still gonna give you a reason to use it.”

An eyebrow of his cocked up and a grin spread across his face at your confidence.

“Take your pants off,” he instructed seductively. His rough hands ran up your arms and back while you did what he said. “There you go,” he moaned when you slid down on his wet cock. “You’re such a good fucking slut for me, honey.”

“Just—just ask me, and I’ll s-say yes!” You shakily moaned as you relentlessly bounced on his dick.

Joel gripped your neck and began fucking into you from below, pushing deeper than he needed to, definitely bruising your cervix.

“You know you belong to me. All that fucking shit about claiming you and how I don’t own you, fuck was that?”

“Joe—elll, ugh!” You screamed into his chest, not sure if you were cumming or if your cunt was just overwhelmed with sensitivity. “Just ask, just ask baby I promise I’ll be good I’ll never misbehave again.”

He popped your ass and chuckled cruelly when you flinched and moaned. “Be my girlfriend, babydoll. Hmm? I want you to be my girl. You’re already my slut. Will you be my girl, babydoll?”

Your eyes gawked up at him and you couldn’t suppress the smile that tugged against your lips.

“Yes! Yes, yes, baby! Oh fuck, oh fuck!”

“Say it,” he begged. “Say you’re mine.”

“I’m yours I’m yours I’m yours I’m yours Joel! Fuckfuckyes I’m yours! I belong to you! I fucking belong to you!”

Joel felt the familiar deep stretch in the peak of his belly at your cries. He listened to you submit to him, let him claim you as his, ultimately marking his territory as he began to cum inside of your warm cunt.

“Thaaaat’s my good girl,” Joel growled as he fucked the last of his spend into you.

“Fuck,” you exhaled, climbing off of him. “You’re such an ass.”

He chuckled at this, the softness in his laughter coaxing a giggle from you.

“You love me,” he mumbled.

“Mmm, not quite,” you said as confidently as your tired body would allow.

“Oh, honeypie… You’ll get there soon enough.”

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Say Yes To Heaven - Spencer Reid x Reader (Criminal Minds)

Let's Fall In Love For The Night - George Weasley x Reader (Harry Potter)

Slow Dancing In The Dark - Draco Malfoy x Reader (Harry Potter)

Can't Take My Eyes Off You - Steve Harrington x Reader (Stranger Things)

Just The Two Of Us - Harry Potter x Reader (Harry Potter)

Out Of My League - Ron Weasley x Reader (Harry Potter)

Good Old Fashioned Lover Boy - Chandler Bing x Reader (FRIENDS)

Sunflower - Matt Taylor x Reader (Until Dawn)

Bullet With Butterfly Wings - Chris Hartley x Reader (Until Dawn)

Honeypie - Mike Munroe x Reader (Until Dawn)

I Wouldn't Mind - Nick Furcillo x Reader (The Quarry)

Diamond Eyes - Ryan Erzahler x Reader (The Quarry)

How Did You Get So Good - Dylan Lenivy x Reader (The Quarry)

Take A Chance On Me - Jacob Custos x Reader (The Quarry)

Sweet Creature - Jacob Black x Reader (Twilight)

Places We Won't Walk - Peeta Mellark x Reader (Hunger Games)

Cinnamon Girl - Finnick Odair x Reader (Hunger Games)

Heaven Can Wait - Sam Winchester x Reader (Supernatural)

Glad You Came - Sam Evans x Reader (Glee)

Weight Of The World - Cho Sang Woo x Reader (Squid Game)

Falling Like The Stars - Hwang Jun-Ho x Reader (Squid Game)

Disease - Hwang In-Ho x Reader (Squid Game)

Killshot - Seong Gi-Hun x Reader (Squid Game)

Rises The Moon - Kang Dae-ho (Squid Game)

Cool With You - Hanta Sero (My Hero Academia)

Level Of Concern - Hitoshi Shinso (My Hero Academia)

Strawberries And Cigarettes - Neito Monoma (My Hero Academia)

Butterflies - Mirio Togata (My Hero Academia)

Sleep On The Floor - Dabi (My Hero Academia)

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"I'm not gonna hurt you. I'm just gonna bash your brains in."

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yes, i know there are so many, but once i get ideas, i write them down, or in this case, type them out.

I GRADUATED GUYS OMG

never thought i would get this far tbh

stay safe and drink lots of water <33

xoxo, Izzy

[majoryeager104]

hawks and dabi with a bratty/sarcastic y/n? >:3

hehe yess

(this one had me cackling)

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Keigo

Keigo is a patient man. He’s quick on his feet, sharp as a tack, the ‘fastest man alive’-

“Babe do you hate me or something?”

But he’s also way out of his depth at the moment.

“babe why would I hate you?”

“you left me on read.”

because while he absolutely adores you, your personality, your looks, everything-

“that doesn’t mean I hate you, sweets! I was just busy”

“…I don’t believe you”

You were also…a bit hard to handle.

“well i love you anyways, whether you believe me or not”

But at the same time, he is a patient man.

“suuuure you do”

Keigo’s eye twitched at your little mumbled comment, and he glanced over at you. You were slung over the arm of the couch, scrolling on your phone. He rolled his eyes, a smirk growing on his face as he wrapped an arm around your waist. With a squeak from you, he heaved you into his lap, wrapping his arms around you to keep you still.

“Keigo, what the-”

“You’re so mean to me.”

“on the contrary you’ve just tackled me”

“you deserve it. You’re a bully.”

“am not.”

“are too!”

you pouted up at him and he grinned wider, his thumb absentmindedly tracing circles on your arm.

“don’t you get all pouty, you’re the one who started all this”

“So you do hate me”

“babe.”

he pinched your cheeks a bit, the action grabbing your attention and giving you the excuse to pout even more.

“I do love you…even though you’re a bully”

you scoff

“and you’re spoiled.”

you roll your eyes

“Aaaaaand”

“One more comment and you prove my point”

“Alright, alright”

“…”

“…”

“…one more question”

“Yes, sweets?”

“Would you still love me if I were a worm?”

“…”

“…”

“…yes, y/n I probably would.”

“probably!?”

“oh my god.”

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Touya

”you’re so mean to me, Touya.”

“I’m mean?”

“yes.”

“doll, if this is about the boba-”

“you could’ve gotten me some-”

“no, no I couldn’t”

“don’t you usually steal that stuff?”

“can’t dine and dash fucking boba tea, babe”

you crossed your arms, narrowing your eyes as you pouted at him. He looked up from his phone, scoffing as he set it to the side to narrow his eyes right back. “I got you ice cream!”

You pouted even further, tucking your knees against your chest as you eyed him. He scoffed once again, a smirk growing on his face.

“there’s no pleasing you is there?”

You didn’t respond, instead huffing as you looked away.

He chuckled, standing up to walk towards you, his heavy boots thumping against the floor as he approached you, sitting down on the couch next to you. “you’re such a brat”

“see? You are mean to me”

Touya laughed, tugging you closer to him as he leaned back, shutting his eyes.

“I’m not mean. You’re just sensitive, and spoiled.”

“you’re literally proving my point”

“or are you proving mine?”

his narrow blue eyes met yours as he glanced down at you, winking with an even wider smile. You scoffed, but leaned against him anyways, still pouting.

“…”

“…”

“…I’ll get you your boba when I have cash, doll.”

“thank youuuuu”

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[the-fiction-witch]

Benny Watts Masterlist NO.1

PSR (Pre Show Release)

When Benny's Away P1 - Flirty When Benny's Away P2 - Smut House Sitting - Smut Baby - Smut Pissed - Smut Pissed P2 - Sad AF Drawn Hearts - Flirty

ASR (After Show Release)

Ringing - Suggestive Quit it - Smut Sugar - Smut Lovely Tag Morning In New York - Smut Hey Babydoll - Smutty Urges - Smut Urges P2 - Smut Urges P3 - Smut Urges P4 - Smut Scream - Flirty Marks - smutty I don't need your help - Fluffy I Don't need your help P2 - Adorable News? - Flirty Reporter - Flirty Reporter - Smut Lucky Day - cute Eyes - Sweet I Hate You - Flirty I Hate You P2 - Funny I Hate You P3 - Sexy Good Morning - Smut Strip Poker - Smut Sleepy - Smut My Child - Adorable It has it's Uses Princess - Flirty It has it's Uses princess P2 - Smut It has it's Uses princess P3 - Smut It has it's uses Princess P4 - Smut It has its uses princess P5 - Smut I am not the man for this - Cute Warn - Cute Big Daddies Daughter - Sexy Big Daddies Daughter P2 - Sweet Big Daddies Daughter P3 - Sweet Big Daddies Daughter P4 - Dark Big Daddies Daughter P5 - Dark Christmas In NYC - Sweet Forget It - Smut Meow - Smut Meow P2 - Smut Meow P3 - Smut Go Study Benny - Flirty Dolls - Flirty Honeypie - Smut To New York - Sweet I Like Boys Too - Smut I Like Boys Too p2 - Smut Watts - Sweet I've Missed you - sweet NSFW 100 Don't Distract the Driver - Smut A Kid - Flirty A Kid P2 - Flirty A Kid P3 - Cute Pregnant Lady - Sweet Grumpy Little Bunny - Flirty Grumpy Little Bunny P2 - Sexy Love You - Smut Deal - flirty Books - flirty Daddy - Funny Daddy P2 - Adorable I'm Sleeping - Smut My baby! - Flirty Love Isn't - Cute Pinch - Flirty Drunk Visits - Flirty No Y/n - Flirty hello Benny - Smut Hi beth - Flirty Misstress - Smut what is Benny Watts Scared of? - Spooky Code 103 - Sexy Shave - Flirty Mr Watts - Cute Mr Watts P2 - Sexy Mr Watts P3 - Smutty Mr Watts P4 - Smut Benny The BunnySitter - Smut Benny the BunnySitter P2 - Funny Benny The BunnySitter P3 - Sexy Christmas Tree - Sweet Cuddle - Adorable Disscussion - Sweet Happy To Be Home - Sweet Somewhere That's Green - Sexy Somewhere That's Green P2 - Flirty 99 questions Friendly - Flirty Tickle - Sweet

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[littlekhada]

EZRA BRIDGER my little sweet boyyyyyyyy adorable little dude honeypie blueberry little bumblebee i want to feed him pumpkin soup with toasts

[speedycoffeedelight]

An Animalistic Disaster

Masterlist

A.n : So I reached my main goal of the beginning!!!! 1k in both Wattpad and Ao3 !!! Lessgoo!!!!! ✧⁠◝⁠(⁠⁰⁠▿⁠⁰⁠)⁠◜⁠✧

Thank you everyone who read and liked this story and gave votes and kudos!! You guys inspire me to keep on writing!!!

As for the promised QnA. I think I'll do that once all the harem characters have joined. This type of thing won't happen much after all.

Also I promise I'm working on the next chapter. (⁠•⁠ ⁠▽⁠ ⁠•⁠;⁠) till it comes, here's some songs that goes with the story/ reminds me of them. Warning, I'm shit with love songs.

I'm not going to release the full playlist yet since it contains heavy spoilers. Same thing with the Oc's.

(Y/n)'s playlist

- Fictional by khloe rose.

(The feelings the reader had since she was little. Also the type of song that inspired me to write this self insert fanfic.)

- Rat by Penelope Scott

(This describes the relationship between the reader and her dad. How she feels deep inside. Also, I dunno if this counts much as a spoiler, but her dad is an engineer, so yeah. )

- W.I.T.C.H by Devon cole

(Wether someone calls her a witch or an ogre, she doesn't care. She can handle herself and that's all that matters.

And we stan a strong queen in this household)

Alastor x (Y/n)

-Never ever getting rid of me by Kimiko gleen

(You made him fall in love, so be prepared to deal with him 24/7.

Cause he ain't going anywhere honey)

Charlie x (Y/n)

- Adore by Mindy gleehill

( And here she goes, singing again. But this time it's directed towards the reader.

Poor girl can't control her heart around you. )

Vaggie x (Y/n)

- Boyfriend by Dove Cameron

(She knows she can treat you better then any man can.

And she's going to prove it )

Cherri Bomb x ( Y/n)

- Favourite by Isabel Larosa

(She's quite jealous of all the others stealing your attention. So can you really blame her for wanting to be your favourite?)

Pentious x (Y/n)

- Honeypie by Jawny

(He is determined to make you his and he won't stop till he does that.

He also can't get enough of your sweetness<3 )

Lucifer x (Y/n) [this is considering he gets chosen as a love interest]

- Checklist by Max

( What do you need? He's got it covered. He's going to spoil you rotten to have you all to himself.

The ruler of hell doesn't slack off in this area )

Husk x (Y/n)

- Older by lsabell Larosa

( I HAD to put this song here. Besides who wouldn't like an older man you could easily rely on?

This is basically reader's feelings about him.)

Angel x (Y/n)

- New side of me by Blake Roman

( He can't help but feel soft inside when he thinks about you. And it scares him.

He's never had anyone love him like you before.)

Niffty and (Y/n) [platonic]

- Sweet little psycho

(She's your very own sweet but psycho puppy.

Anyone disturbs you too much? Release her over them. :) )

Vox x (Y/n) [Will come in future]

-Criminal by Brittney spears

(He's our pathetic lovable criminal. You know you shouldn't fall for him, but what can you say?)

Adam x (Y/n) [ Will come in future]

- Genius by LSD

( Don't be fooled, he's no genius no matter what he might say. But he did make the correct call by falling for someone like you.

Someone who can manhandle and keep him in line.)

Lute x ( Y/n ) [Will come in future]

- Love like you

(She doesn't understand how she of all people managed to fall for you. This feeling should be a sin.

Yet, when she gets close to you, she can't regret it. )

An Animalistic Disaster playlist

- Can't sleep love by pentatonix

(I can just imagine the reader and Melody talking in phone like this. The reader can't decide what to do with all these feelings since all her fictional crushes have actually come to life AND living with her. She can't decide if she should act on it or not. Melody is already done with her shit and telling her to go back to sleep.)

- Bang bang by K'naan

( Okay, this is for my own brain rot. This is for everyone in the harem x reader. I can see the animation meme happening clearly in my head.

Every line is sang by different characters and when the 'bang' parts comes, a animal turns into human after getting hit by reader's love shot :)

Like-

She was walking around with a loaded shotgun - Angel

Ready to fire me a hot one - Cherri

It went- Charlie

*Sheep Charlie* BANG *human Charlie*

*Squirrel Cherri* BANG * Human Cherri*

*Deer Alastor* BANG * *Human Alastor*

Straight through my heart - Alastor

Maybe one day, if I learn to do animation.  I'll make something like this. )

Tag list: @legostars @glowinthedarkbones1150 @darifes @aria-tempest @rainbowcake1212 @luxylucylou

[stopaskinf]

“I bite my tongue, it’s a bad habit”

Songs that BTS boys remind me of:

Summary: ^ Title explains it all fr.

Genre: Mostly fluff, Suga’s paragraph and songs are mostly smut, Jimin has vague Yandere themes, so if you want to skip go ahead 🫡

CW: Smut, facesitting, masochist Yoongi, a lot of these songs contain sexual themes, cursing and all that. Yoongi has songs that say the Word, so if you not black 🤨careful with ya act.

Word count: I cannot bother to count rn😭

A/N: Even when I’m not listening to K-pop, the brain worms will relate it back to kpop🙂‍↕️.

Jin:

🤪Cuff it - Beyonce

🤪Summer Renaissance - Beyonce

🤪Wasabi- Max

I will give a short paragraph because these songs all have the same vibe. Jin’s love feels light and fun. It feels like getting lemonade on a spring day. He’s truly the type of guy that when you fall in love with him, you fall for your best friend.

Additional song: Harley’s in Hawaii - Katy Perry

Min Yoongi:

🐈‍⬛I Will- Danny Brown

🐈‍⬛Throat baby remix

🐈‍⬛Here, there, and everywhere- The Beatles

We already know that Suga is the throat GOAT. He’s made it clear that his game is unmatched. On a more serious note, he’s lowkey a wild switch. Whenever he gives head he gets really submissive. Specifically when he’s in this headspace, he’ll want you to sit on his face. By that he means, suffocate him. He’s got a masochistic streak. However, when he’s not being a hoe, his love feels calm. Like chilling inside and then it begins to rain. I’d say it’s almost melancholic, but I think that’s because he’s a sad meow meow.

Additional Song: Sweater Weather - The Neighbourhood

J hope:

🦄Honeypie- Jawny

🦄Electric love - Borns

🦄Classic - MKTO

Jhope feels chaotic, almost pure when he’s in love. It's like being a little kid and your crush passes you a paper asking if you like them. He’s cute, if corny, but the sincerity of his emotions more than makes up for his cornballness.

Additional song: Everybody talks - Neon Trees

Kim Namjoon:

💍Stupid for you- waterparks

💍Die for you- The weeknd

💍Nvrmnd- I.M

Namjoon’s love simultaneously feels both unplanned and grounded. It’s not like he meant to fall in love, but when he did, he accepted it. You can’t exactly be mad when the sun decides to shine on you. He’s uncoordinated to the point of recklessness, but his devotion runs deeper than any others.

Additional song: Running up that hill - Kate Bush

Park Jimin:

🐶Do you? -Troyboi

🐶Lovefool - Twocolors

🐶Dream girl- Tanerelle

Maybe it’s because I recently wrote a yandere jimin fic but Jimin’s love feels almost clingy but sickeningly sweet. He feels like the type of guy to ask if you would still love him if he were a worm. He would send you pictures and texts throughout the entire day, even if he was supposed to be busy. He wants you to know that he’s always thinking of you.

Additional song: Needy by Ariana Grande

Kim Taehyung:

🐻🐯Bad Habit- Steve Lacy

🐻🐯King - Conan Gray

🐻🐯Strawberries and Cigarettes - Troye sivan

I’ve been obsessed with fri(end)s lately, so all V does is remind me of like Indie pop songs. Tae’s love feels naive, but exciting. It’s like when you get into your first relationship. It’s nerve-wracking but special. He’s the guy who makes puppy love feel like forever.

Additional song: The lourve - Lorde

Jungkook:

🐰Brainwashed- Waterparks

🐰Locked out of Heaven- Bruno mars

🐰Run away with me- Carly rae jepsen

Jungkook’s love feels out of the blue. He’s the type who falls first. The guy you’re friends with who started to be really complimentary towards you lately. It feels weird to both you and him, but it also feels right. Somehow his spontaneity makes him even more sure in his feelings towards you. He doubts he’ll regret you.

Additional song: I like U - Niki

[the-s1lly-corner]

What they call you (Helluva edition part 2/?)

i think i might do a few more parts of this- maybe two more at most. definitely want to do some for the deadly sins, at least for the ones that we got to see actually. talk and do stuff in the recent episode characters: fizz, verosika, striker, chaz notes: reader is gn but in the case of gendered names there will be alts provided, reader is male for fizz though, short post its literally just name stuff, use of they for the characters due to copy paste stuff to make it easier on my end LMAO, pretend youre in a polycule with fizz and ozzie cws: its a little lewd, implied stuff though

FIZZ

what they call you: hon/honey-- as well as honeypie! youre so sweet to him and hes going to let that reflect in the names he calls you!

what you call them: ozzie already calls him froggie... sometimes you jokingly call him springs. it doesnt make much sense to outsiders, but he likes it- its not conventional, but it reflects him well!

VEROSIKA

what they call you: babe, sweet face/thing... but in more private and tender scenarios she simply calls you by your name... theres something so raw when your partner calls you by your name. its bare and genuine, she lets her walls down around you

what you call them: angel and sweetheart. sometimes you jokingly call her songbird-- usually when shes getting ready for one of her shows or practicing... its a little teasing, but its... sweet

STRIKER

what they call you: toots and sugar are the most comment but he also calls you lovey sometimes! lovey... actually becomes more common the longer the relationship lasts

what you call them: you call him a baddie as a joke but he doesnt understand the implications, he just thinks youre calling him that because of his work. you almost dont have the heart to correct him...

CHAZ

what they call you: god half of the stuff i probably cant even write here. babe and baby are his go tos. definitely would draw the word out to try to convince you to come over so he can give you some loving. calls you his cream puff after getting the deed done/j

what you call them: handsome is one of your go tos and LORD does he eat it up. any name you give him thats based off of his looks leaves him feeling some sort of way- lustful, mostly, but there is some tenderness in there........ somewhere......

[bobbyfloyd]

Bob would send you dirty thots if he wasn't too busy wrapping your legs around his hips and pressing you against the wall of the Hard Deck patio so he could slide right on in. You'd send the thots yourself if you weren't too busy meeting him stroke for stroke before coming all over his cock. The moonlight was the only thing lighting up the area, but at least there's enough that you could see the look on his face when he finished too. Y'all really need to stop doing this risky shit, just sayin'. You're gonna get caught.

Byyye!

everyone assumed the two of you were taking a moonlit walk on the beach. that was bob, ever the romantic. sweet and kind and thoughtful. the kind of guy that bought you flowers just because. the kind of guy who told you how beautiful you were every single day. the kind of guy who left love notes on the bathroom mirror for you to find in the morning. but he was also the kind of guy who couldn’t get enough of his wife’s sweet, sweet cunt. no one would clock him as the type to be anything other than vanilla when it came to romps in the sheets. however, bob floyd was anything but vanilla. gotta watch out for those quiet ones, after all.

it was his idea to get some air. he didn’t like how stuffy the bar had become. it smelled too strongly of alcohol. the song rooster was banging out on the piano sounded a little too loud. his comrades were a little too drunk. the two of you were the only sober ones in the room, it seemed. while bob was perfectly unbothered if you consumed alcohol, you chose not to, simply because in your mind, it was no fun if only one of you was drunk. instead, the two of you would cozy up in a corner together with a shirley temple and people watch. tonight, however, the people watching grew boring. so outside you went, hand in hand. it was completely innocent, until bob pulled you into the shadows.

“wanted you all night,” he murmured against your mouth as you gladly kissed him back. you leaned back to raise a brow. “ah, so that’s what this is. you just wanted an excuse to get in my pants,” you teased. he shrugged, stealing another kiss. “can ya blame me? you’re irresistible, honeypie.” your back hit the outside wall of the building. you were just hidden enough that no one would immediately suspect anything, but if they decided to come in for a closer look, you were screwed. bob didn’t seem to care, however. in a hurried frenzy, he undid his slacks, and you shoved your hand down into them, wrapping your fingers around his half hard cock, stroking him to fullness. in the meantime, be shoved your dress up, pulling the crotch of your panties aside before he plunged his fingers into you, pulling a squeal from you as he curled them upwards, building a rhythm until your slick was coating those digits.

he slid them out of you and brought them to his mouth, sucking them clean before he reached down to align his cock with you. his mouth was on yours, swallowing your sharp gasp as he pushed into you in one fluid motion. the pinchy stretch took your breath away, and you clutched his shirt tightly in your hands. “s’big,” you squeaked. you were pretty sure you uttered that word every time he fucked you. but you couldn’t help it. it was the truth, and he loved to hear it, it spurred him on. “and you take it like such a good little wife,” he cooed. what followed wasn’t slow or drawn out. it was rushed, a frenzy of need and desperation, mouths swallowing each other’s moans as you each chased your high. but bob wasn’t selfish. he’d be damned if he didn’t make you come first.

you might’ve been embarrassed over how quickly you finished, if it wasn’t for him rendering you brainless, fingers circling hurriedly around your swollen clit. the thrill of potentially being caught, coupled with the eroticism of it all, brought you over the edge at record speed. “c-co-coming,” you squeaked into his mouth, and he held your trembling form close, soothing you as you fell apart, trembling fiercely in his strong arms. as your head lolled to his shoulder, his hands came down to grasp your hips, pulling you back down onto his cock. a few deep thrusts later, and he was spilling his release within you, biting down on your shoulder to keep from crying out. his hips stuttered, pumping into you a few more times before he finally fell still against you, chest heaving, breathing labored.

moments later, he lifted his head to look at you. his hair was messy and his cheeks were flushed. there was a mischievous glint in his eyes. the bastard. “mm, that was quick,” he hummed in amusement. “think i made ya come in record time.” you hid your face against his neck. “couldn’t help it. felt too good,” you murmured. “i know. such a sensitive baby, huh? get my cock inside ya and you lose your mind,” he teased. you nodded, because it was the truth. “and i love it,” you admitted. he smiled. “so do i, honey. can’t resist your sweet little pussy.” soft lips kissed yours again, only to swallow your whimper when he eased his softening cock out of you. he pulled your panties back into place and said, “if you can be a good girl and hold it all inside you ‘til we get home, i’ll make you come on my tongue.”

and how could you resist an offer like that?

[ihavemanyhusbands]

Hiii honeypie 🥰 i have a fun little idea hahah i was wondering if we could get a pt2 on the sex ed with Hannibal blurb 🫡 This time after having been given a lesson on masturbation, the reader wants to learn how to take care of Hannibal and despite his gentlemanly tendencies, how can he deny such a sweet young lady? So he teaches her how to give a handj*b 🤭

-🌧

TRULY you always have the most wonderful ideas UGHHHH your mind!!!

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His cock was already half-hard when you took it in your hand. His skin was soft and warm, the tip of his cock slightly pinker than the rest of it.

Your mouth watered, but you wanted to keep touching him first. Tentatively, you tried stroking it, the foreskin pulling back from the sensitive head.

“Loosen your wrist as you stroke, but you can tighten your grip on it a little more,” Hannibal instructed, reaching down to position your hand correctly.

He was leaning back against his desk, his slacks around his knees, shirt haphazardly unbuttoned. You rarely saw him so disheveled, but you had to admit you loved the sight of it. Especially knowing it was your doing.

“Can I kiss it?” You asked, looking up at him with wide, pleading eyes.

He smirked, running his thumb over your bottom lip and slightly pulling it down. “Yes, of course, my love. Get it nice and wet so your hand can slide easily.”

You peppered a few kisses around the head, sticking your tongue out to retrace that path all over again. Slowly, you began moving your hand again, losing yourself to the taste of him. Soon enough, you’d slobbered all over it, trying to guide yourself by the sounds he made.

You heard him swear under his breath, his grip tight on the desk behind him. “Just like that…. Oh, good girl. You’re learning quickly.”

You pulled back to look at him, wanting to see his expression crumple in ecstasy.

“Should I do it faster?” You asked, noticing the slightest buck of his hips against your hand.

He nodded. “Y-yes, and try a little flick of your wrist as you… fuck…. Like that, yes. Can you kiss it more for me?”

You did so immediately, desperate to give him anything he wanted.

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[cerezzzita]

Howdy howdy.

A little birdie told me requests were open and I had to ask: Can I request Dante with a s/o who’s a cowboy-themed devil hunter?

Love,

Rodeo

notes: and howdy back at you, Rodeo! my, can you guys believe that Rodeo, one of my favorite DMC writers of Tumblr, is here on my humble blog? geez, I got so so happy once I saw you here, please feel very welcome on my lil silly saloon!

this was very fun to make, not gonna lie, took most of the inspiration at my full-time Overwatch's Cowboy (a.k.a Cole Cassidy) lover period, and yeah, Dante with a Cowboy Devil Hunter s/o would be very funny to see hehehehe

i hope you enjoy the ride, Rodeo! <3

♡ tags: gender-neutral reader, no use of pronouns, no description of reader's appearance, Cowboy word is gender-neutral as well because yes everybody can be a Cowboy, some fluff I guess, Dante loves you so much and the end have a itty bitty angsty moment.

ⓘ gif's not mine!!

This man is over the moon, that's for sure.

We all know Dante had/have a thing for western-themed things (we're all looking at his chaps and cowboy boots in DMC4 at the moment), now imagine him having a S/O who's literally a Cowboy?

He's definitely lovestruck. 

Thinks you're badass, you are badass and no one's changing his mind.

Always mouth wide open of how impressed he is seeing you in action.

Now cut for him showing off as usual so he can impress you too. Don't we all love this man? 

He will wear Dr. Faust most 100% of the time you two go out on missions together. 

"Look, sugar! We match!"

Also had a blast of glee when you wore Dr. Faust once. 

Oh, and he'll wear — not to say steal — your hat too. Loving is sharing. 

Silly goofy cowboy-themed nicknames for you, but most are just romantic and/or cute. 

"I'm your huckleberry, honeypie~" "Indeed, you are, Dante." 

If you ever have a Southern accent, you'll see Dante blushing from pink to cherry-red when you're speaking. He thinks you're voice is so sensual.

Also, yes, please sweet-talk to him — whether in public or not, much for Vergil's dismay —, he'll be a happy demon purring puddle. 

"Who's my lil, sweet daredevil?" (Cut for Dante purring on the background)

Tell me you have a Devil Arm that's a lasso, by the love of Sparda. He'll be astonished and even more over the moon. 

And sure, he'll convince you — a.k.a make his infamous puppy dog eyes — to let him use it.

Yet he also planned to got stuck by it so he can flirt with you. 

"Looks like you got your price, honeysuckle?" "Dante, please, we're in the middle of a mission—"

It doesn't really matter how many Devil Arms you have on store, Dante will convince you to let him use, even if it's just for a bit. He'll let you use his, too, and yes he's mesmerized as heck seeing your proficiency with them. 

I dare to say, he's even more in love with you. 

Let's enter the angst field for a bit, with the classic "Dante knows you're badass yet he's afraid to lose you". He knows you're capable and strong, hell, that's one of the reasons he fell for you; but goddamn, what if you got hurt and he's not there to give you cover as he always does? Fuck, he doesn't even wanna think of the day you decide you're better off without him. 

"My ridin' will always have you there, Dante. Y'know I love you with my heart and soul of coal, honeybun."

He's crying and he's hugging you like it was the last time, that's for sure. He loves you like a country love song. 

Overall, Dante's your huckleberry, you're his honeypie, the love of his life, the step on his groove because you're so smooth. Have a very fun ride with this devilish cowboy! 

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[chocbee]

Ten people i'd like to know better

Thanks for tagging me @simscici😍

Last song: Honeypie by JAWNY I heard it on YouTube, and I was instantly hooked. It's a refreshing and addictive song.

Favorite color: I'm in the mood for pink these days.

Last movie: Escape from Alcatraz(1979), It’s a gripping prison break movie based on a true story.

Last book: The Old Woman With the Knife by Gu Byeong-mo This is the latest book I've read. It's about a 65 year old killer grandmother who has made a career out of killing for hire.

Sweet, spicy or savory: I like them all, but Sweet is my favorite!

Last thing I googled: Cat supplies!

Current obsession: I recently took in a sick stray cat and have been taking care of them.

Looking forward to: Just like the world in The Sims is sitcom-like but peaceful, I expect my life to be like that.

Tagging (no pressure) @bizarre-brew @sunlit-tides @ryoishie @cinnybunsims @lesbiansimqueen If you're tired or not feeling it, no worries—just skip it! Anyone else can join if they want!

[rizz-penguin]

tumblr pls i need more songs for my janeway/chakotay playlist some of you have to have good music taste right

songs so far under the cut

disco (surf curse)

el scorcho, i just threw out the love of my dreams, buddy holly, and undone (the sweater song) (all by weezer)

looking out for you (joy again)

i will, hey jude, i want you (she's so heavy), her majesty (the beatles)

i wanna be your boyfriend, she's the one, judy is a punk (ramones)

treehouse (alex g)

money (the drums)

harness your hopes (pavement)

accidentally in love (counting crows)

black sheep (metric)

not a lot, just forever (adrianne lenker)

ana ng (they might be giants)

sober to death (car seat headrest)

back to the old house, there is a light that never goes out (the smiths)

my love is all mine, strawberry blonde (mitski)

head over heels (tears for fears)

there she goes (the la's)

again & again (the bird and the bee)

the bidding, hidden in the sand (tally hall)

lucy~ (carbon amodio)

something about you (eyedress)

everyone adores you (at least i do) (matt maltese)

anyone but you, you love me (the moldy peaches, kimya dawson)

too sweet (hozier)

out of my league (fitz and the tantrums)

space song (beach house)

taking whats not yours, loving machine, lovers rock (TV girl)

honeypie, anything you want (JAWNY)