#chaz x reader

[the-s1lly-corner]

Lol can you do what Verosika, Chaz, Vox, Striker, Lute and Barbie Wire react to their S/O calling them Pookie Bear

(I specifically want their reactions to be like one sentence so it isn’t overwhelming for you to write.)

Verosika, Chaz, Vox, Striker, Lute, and Barbie Wire bejng called "pookie bear" by the reader

Usually I wouldn't take requests like this but you know what the hell? Weeoooyohh!! Sorry if some are OOC, some characters I just havent really.. explored the much prior to this <\3

Verosika- most definitely a little confused but she knows what you said after a minute. Probably into it, honestly even if it's not her favorite petname

Chaz- he thinks it's cute although he suggests you calling something else. Likely something lude or within that ballpark.. sighs..

Vox- knows what it means thanks to him always looking at what's popular as well as keeping tabs on people and their socials. He is... not a fan. He thinks its dumb. Never call him that again

Striker- does not know what you said and still doesn't when you repeat yourself. He thinks the name is dumb, kind of narrows your eyes at you everytime you call him it. Though hes not telling to you stop.. he just rolls his eyes

Lute- also doesnt know what you said, I dont think she uses social media all that much. if she does she uses it once in a blue moon. Feels.. indifference towards the name though she mentally puts it in the same category as "schnookums"

Barbie Wire- oh she does not like it. Makes it clear too. It's just not really her style, sounds too cutesy for her taste. Shuts it down very fast

[a-girl-withouta-face]

Helluva Boss Chaz SFW/NSFW Headcanons

(AHHHHHHHHHHHHH OMG I JUST REALIZED IM THE FIRST PERSON ON TUMBLR TO WRITE ABOUT CHAZ)

SFW

He’s very good at flirting , he enjoys flirting with you a lot by calling you lots of pet names like “babe” , “baby” , “hot stuff”,“sweet  heart” , “beautiful and stuff like “Pretty girl” just anything flirty in general.

He’s pretty tall so most likely you would be definitely shorter then he is so he would tease you for how small you are compared to he is and he would tease you on how you have to get on the tip of your toes to give him a kiss.

Whenever he kisses you , he likes to lean down most of the time so you can reach him but hes gunna bully you first about how you can’t reach him , sometimes he just picks you up for a kiss.

When he kisses you its not one kiss he does it everywhere on your face , your cheeks , lips , nose, forehead and neck(Followed with a dirty smirk) he loves it.

Loves PDA , likes to show you off to everyone around him talking about how hot and amazing you are , it annoys everyone but he doesn’t really give a fuck.

Would 100% love it if you kiss him all over his face but with lip stick on so he can have a bunch of red kiss marks on his cheeks and forehead , he would never take it off cause he wants everyone to know how he’s with the most “Beautiful girl/boy” in the world or atleast thats what he would say.

He likes to wrap his tail around you sometimes.

He gets jealous pretty easily but he doesn’t admit it or anything.

Hugs and likes lot of attention , he loves when you praise him , make sure you give him a bunch of your attention cause he always say stuff like “Aw man” if your busy with something and brushes it off with a smile and a laugh but he low key just really likes you and misses you easily.

Always in the mood to fuck , no matter where it is , what time or anything he will fuck you if you want him to.

He breaks or sneaks into your house sometimes rather you know or don’t know so you guys can fuc- , I mean hang out and cuddle , well both. He’s either gunna break the window open or just find some other way to let himself in , kind of like a surprise date.

Chaz isn’t very smart , like he can’t spell anything to save his life and he hates reading and so on , so sometimes you need to help him spell stuff , it embarasses him a bit

Kiss his nose , like surprise kiss him on the nose of forehead , hes going to blush like crazy and hes just gunna get so happy and all jumpy.

100% pushed you up against the wall or just tried to seduce you to make you nervous and laughs about it after

“Heyyy beautiful , ya miss me?”He smiles with a shit eatting grin on his face.

“Hah yea right...whatever you say you perv.”I chuckle , drinking soda on the chair.

“Oh...C’mon I know you love it”

“Oh don’t get so cocky.”I shake my head with a smile , I turn to him and then my smile drops as soon as I realized he isn’t wearing anything but his briefs. My face turns red from embarrassment and I look away averting my eyes.

“I.....uhm....”I say , he leans in closer , his mischevious smiling reaching ear to ear as he leaned closer against me , he grabs me by the shoulders making me jump a little in shock then he turns me towards him with my hands on my face...

“Oh Whats wrong baby?”He chuckles at his own words , speaking raspy , his voice sounding quite seductive towards you as your eyes scanned his chest still red. What a flirt , he knows what hes doing.

“Its nothing...”I laugh awkwardly blinking for a second.

“Y’know , if you think I’m hot you can just say so~!”

“O-Oh shut up!!!”

NSFW

Praise him , his dick is where most of his ego comes from so his body count is pretty high so he knows your sweet spots better then you do

Very open sexually , he likes most kinks , he’s willing to put little bite marks on your collar bone , shoulder , waist , thighs , wherever whenever.

He likes putting marks on you.

Hes a perverted bastard so if you ever tell him to slow down hes going to grab your hips and push you down, fucking you on his cock even harder 

Sends you nudes while your working or doing random things half the time , likes to remind you every day how long his dick is and how much he wants to fuck every time hes horny.

Again a pervert , he would slap your ass sometimes , stare at your cleavage your body distracts him sometimes.

He can’t take his hands off of you  , he’s so horny that he worships every part of your body , likes to tease you and flirt with you while you both fuck and its annoying sometimes so you would sit on his face and have him eat you out , whenever he does that you don’t have to even put your hands in his hair cause he’s already grabbing your thighs tight as hell pulling your thighs closer to him so he can lick all your juices.

He likes to make out , so if you ever come inside of his mouth he’ll shove his tongue inside of your mouth so you both get to french kiss and share your juices

If your inside your parents house he would fuck you inside of your closet and cover your mouth so you dont make much noise , making you bounce up and down , if you make too much noise he would start shoving his tongue inside of your mouth while you both make out and fuck at the same time.

King of foreplay

He likes sextoys , if your a women he’d gladly let you fuck him , he’s mostly a top but he doesn’t mind subbing once in a while.

If you fuck him with a strap on with a dick as long as his or even longer he will be moaning like a slut , he comes so fucking much so put a vibrating cock ring and overstimulate him till hes begging for mercy , hes a cocky bastard so sometimes he says stuff like “Aww cat got your tongue” or something cheeky.

If your a virgin , he tries to be gentle but its hard because of the length of his cock so make sure you tell him if hes hurting you.

Likes blind folds and so on.

Wear something tight or very short , its going to get him in the mood , he cant take his eyes off you already so if you walk around showing a bunch of skin hes going to see it as a sign that you want him to fuck you and hes going to be all over you.

He’s sorta loud when having sex makes noise, makes a bunch of noise but hes not all that sensitive though hes just in the middle.

Likes places kisses all over your thighs and tits 

Sometimes he leaves hickeys on your neck or somewhere a bit more noticeable so he can tease you after and show everybody how you belong to only him.

When hes lonely he has a stash of your panties that he steals from your drawings that he does stuff with when your not there.

He goes into his photos and strokes his cock while looking at pictures of you , he jerks off to you way more then you think he does.

he likes to tell you all of the dirty things he wants to do to you.

Sometimes he likes telling about his dirty thoughts like pinning you over a table and fucking you , fingering you in public while nobody knows , fucking you in a dressing room and even fucking in an alley way being exited by the thought of risking someone seeing the both of you.

He likes seeing you struggle sucking his cock , hes very girthy and long so he enjoys seeing you gag and how your desperate eyes are , covered in tears whenever he grabs your hair and pushes you forward to take his entire length especially how he enjoys making you drink every last drop of cum

Jokes a lot and likes teasing you while having sex by making lewd remarks about your body like how your tits go up and down with every thrust , how wet you are and how loudly you moan under him.

Whenever hes in the mood he doesn’t care much wherever you guys are , if hes horny hes gunna tell you with the biggest smile on his face.

[jgabriel1920]

Johnnytober 13°: Car Sex

Normally you didn't have alot of wishes, especially a death wish, however normally you also didn't fuck in your boss car.

"Y-Yeah go harder big boy~! You're gonna ruin me~!" Chaz moaned as she jumped on your cock unashamed, being as loud as she could. The car groaned with the way her hips keep meeting yours, ass rippling everytime it it bottom.

You tried telling her to stay quiet, but she would only hand away your warnings.

"The old man- ah~! Doesn't use this car for years. Fuuuck~! He has a limousine, why he would- damn mammon~! Check this one~?"

The same way he said to check it before getting into situation.

"J-Just a little more~ then you can go and tell him no rat bit his wheels~"

A loud noise came out, a door opening. That made you grab her by her chest sides and force her against yourself, stopping the thrusting. You shut her mouth with your hand when she tried to complain, watching through the tinted windows who it was.

It was Goddamn Alessio.

He seemed to look around the area, checking for anything around. A window opening could also be heard be opened.

"So? Anything there?" The muffled voice of Crimson made you pale, as you kept being still. Of course that wasn't helped by the fact Chaz tried getting free, licking your hand to make you drop it.

Eventually Alessio looked at the car window, narrowing his eyes as he tried looking into it. You prayed to whatever could hear you that he didn't saw you.

"Nothing." That made you relax as Alessio left, walking back mumbling something.

You finally let her mouth free. "Fucking hell, I know how to-"

You didn't let her finish, as you again pushed her against yourself and began pounding into her as fast as you could, making her stutter and whimper.

"F-FuCk~! Y-YoU sO pissed o-off~?- Mmmfght-?"

You nodded as you kissed her hard, trying to make that slut just take it all. Her eyes rolled back as she got drilled silly, your tongue swirling and roaming for all her tastes, which had a fishy taste, the good kind at least. Your hands gripped her ass cheeks hard, making a red print in them as you thrusted in and out, in and out, until exploding without warning.

Your mind went blank for a second, hips still jolting against hers until all cum was pumped.

You only stopped after a minute, staying there hugging her and letting her head against your shoulder.

"... You wanna do it again tomorrow~?"

Your eyes narrowed at hers, as she tried to make a puppy face.

"Pretty please~?"

... Why she was so good at this...

[cherryrainn]

I have a writing request for a Chaz X F!Reader one shot. In it, he discovers his current partner is ticklish and uses it to tease her when she refuses to admit it.

TICKLISH .

; pairing ; chazwick thurman x female ! reader

; note ; i am loving the love this boy has been getting!!

; warnings ; none

you sat on the couch, scrolling through your phone while chaz sprawled out next to you, his evergreen hair poking out from under his fedora. the two of you had been together for a while, and despite chaz's cocky demeanor, there was a certain charm that kept you entertained.

"babe, you're always on that thing. why don't you pay attention to this handsome devil right here?" chaz grinned, throwing an arm around your shoulders.

you rolled your eyes, not bothering to look up from your phone. "calm down. i'm just checking some messages."

he leaned in, his lips brushing against your ear. "well, how 'bout i distract you, huh?" he purred, fingers lightly tracing circles on your side.

you twitched, a small giggle escaping you. "stop it, chaz. i'm not in the mood."

chaz chuckled, undeterred by your lack of enthusiasm. "oh, come on, baby. you know you want some of this charm."

you sighed, finally putting your phone down and turning to face him. "seriously. i'm not in the mood."

but chaz was undeterred, his grin widening as he wiggled his fingers in a ticklish manner. "come on. a little distraction won't hurt."

you rolled your eyes, a small smile playing on your lips despite your attempt to resist. "no. i told you i'm not in the mood."

he chuckled, his fingers getting dangerously close to your ticklish spots. "oh, i think you are. you just don't wanna admit it."

you swatted his hand away, feigning annoyance. "stop it. i'm not ticklish."

a mischievous glint flashed in his eyes. "oh, really now?" without warning, he lunged at you, fingers dancing over your sides.

you couldn't hold back the laughter that bubbled up. "chaz, knock it off!"

but he persisted, the relentless tickling eliciting genuine laughter from you. "admit it, y/n. you're ticklish!" he declared triumphantly.

you squirmed and kicked at him, determined to maintain your stubborn front. "no way! i'm not admitting anything!"

chaz chuckled, dodging your playful kicks with a grin. "the more you resist, the more adorable you become."

you shot him a mock glare between fits of laughter. "i'm not adorable, and i'm definitely not ticklish!"

undeterred, chaz continued his tickle assault, finding new spots that made you squirm and giggle. "oh, you're adorable, and you're definitely ticklish. just admit it already!"

"nope, not happening!" you declared, a mixture of laughter and protest escaping your lips.

chaz finally relented, withdrawing his teasing fingers with a mock pout. he settled back on the couch, crossing his arms and adopting a grumpy expression. "fine, whatever. keep your secrets," he grumbled, though a mischievous glint still flickered in his neon-blue eyes.

you chuckled at his theatrics, your laughter gradually subsiding. "ugh, you're such a drama queen."

he shot you a mock offended look. "me? a drama queen? never." chaz then scooched. "but seriously, babe, is it really that bad to admit you're a little ticklish?"

you rolled your eyes at his persistence, but a playful smile tugged at the corners of your lips. "it's not bad. i just don't wanna give you the satisfaction."

chaz grinned, leaning back with a dramatic sigh. "ah, playing hard to get. i like a challenge."

you nudged him playfully. "you're impossible."

"yet, you love me," he quipped with a wink.

you shook your head, unable to suppress a smile. "yeah, yeah, i do."

[myafterlifeisbetterthenyours]

Hey there, been enjoying your content for a while now! I gotta take the new episode opportunity and request Chaz calling the reader to help him get away from Crimson, like a last minute rescue and finding a way to fake a trophy and trick the mafia, maybe some sex-as-thanks at the end, if you want to. As an addendum, this is an idea I got and plan to write my own fanfic with it, and I'd love to see your take on this scenario!

Life Saver!

Oh how could it all go so so wrong?!

Chaz had been running for, Hell, hours? It'd long since gone dark.

He held his side, a stray bullet from Crimson having hit him while he made his less than elegant escape, the man running through the bustling city that covered the majority of Greed, blood soaking the side of his shirt and quickly working its way down his pants.

Eventually, he'd duck into a back alley, wedging himself between a set of dumpsters. The shark man stayed huddled there for what felt like hours, doing his best to steady his breathing as he stayed sat there.

He'd sit there long enough for the adrenaline to wear off, and once it did, the blood loss finally hit him, the man collapsing in his hidden nook, passing out.

He'd awaken mid morning, wheezing as he stood up, the man clutching his side.

The bleeding had stopped, though his shirt and leg was absolutely soaked in blood.

That wasn't good.

Exiting the alleyway, he was entirely unsure of what the Hell to do.

So, he wandered.

He walked down the Street, body weak, occasionally being bumped into, or stepping over the occasional dead body.

But it'd be after some Imp got his head blown off, Chaz getting covered in brainmatter.

And while he initially complained, wiping his face. However as he spat out brains, he'd find his salvation in the dead Imp's hand.

A Cellphone!

So, snatching it up, he spent a long minute thinking of who he could actually call.

It's not like he had any friends. Burned most bridges. Fucked up the rest.

OH!

There was one person that didn't totally despise his guts. Someone that wouldn't kill him on sight.

So, after a minute trying to remember your number he'd finally pressed it into the phone.

It rang, Chaz desperately hoping you'll answer.

After another minute or so, you'd pick up. Before you could actually say anything Chaz blurted out.

"(Y/N)! Please don't hang up. Please!"

There was a long silence before he heard you sigh. "What do you want Chaz?"

He almost wept, pleading with you.

"Please, look I know Ive been an ass in the past, but I need your help. I've got myself in shit with the mob and your the only person in the seven rings I can trust right now!"

There was several minutes of silence before he added another desperate. "Please!"

There was another moment of silence before you sighed, telling him. "Fine... Do you remember the park where we met?"

He nodded, before smacking his forehead, telling you. "Yeah, I... I'm not too far from it."

"Alright, I can be there in 10. Be there." He released a heavy breath, the man about to thank you before you added. "Dont be seen. If your being followed by the mob, I'd suggest changing clothes, or at least covering up or something. I'll be in a red car."

Then you hung up, and so, following your instructions, he made his way to the park.

He'd manage to snatch a blanket covering up his faux tuxedo'd body. The man managing to cover his hair with a cap he snatched off some kids head.

He made it to the park fairly easily though he was still light headed from the blood loss, his head on a swivel as he watched for red cars.

As he did, he'd spot a pair of men. Men that were obviously on the lookout for sombody.

And not wanting to tempt fate, the shark demon quickly avoided eye contact, staring at the ground in hopes of garnering their attention.

Unfortunately for him, his luck hadn't turned, the set of men obviously spotting him.

He'd struggle to his feet, intending to make a runner. Or well, a shamble, man almost to the street when you finally pulled up.

"Get in!"

You yelled.

And he did, the man leaping in, the shark awkwardly balled up as you sped off, Chaz awkwardly fixing himself, having to move his ridiculous tail as you drove. Chaz sure to toss the blanket and hat, said garments immediately covering another cars window and making it crash.

"UnHoly shit! thank you!"

You didn't say anything, just driving along the street, intentionally not looking at the man.

Youd drive him back your place, making sure to take the long way with plenty of turns just in case someone was following you.

But after a while, you'd pull up to your clinic, you climbing out, coming around and helping him up.

You carried himside, the man weakly thanking you again as you helped his weakened form into a chair.

Youd quickly get to work fixing him up, cleaning and stitching up the wound, the man hissing and groaning at the pain.

"How ya feeling?" Youd ask, finally finished fixing him up.

Taking a few heavy breaths, Chaz chuckled, adjusting his seating before telling you.

"Ah, I'm alright. Will take more than a bullet to take my big dicked, sexy ass out."

You snorted, shaking your head telling him.

"Good... good."

Before you turned and smacked him right across the face.

"That was for getting mixed up with the mob!"

You then smacked him again.

"And that's for drinking all my medical grade alcohol, disappearing for half a year before calling me to save your ass, you prick!"

With that you calmly turned, grabbed your equipment and walking out of the room, the shark demon just sitting, watching as you casually walked away, man holding his sore cheek.

He'd find you cleaning your tools, Chaz awkwardly asking. "Sooo... do you still hate me?" He asked rather nonchalantly.

You paused, slumping over before snorting, shaking your head.

"Your dumbass you know that?" You chuckled, shaking your head, rolling your eyes.

Turning around, you face him, reaching out to cup his cheek, looking over the mark you'd left. You shook your head, looking into his eyes.

"You look like shit." You told him bluntly, the man breaking into laughter, you quickly following.

The both of you sharing a laugh. You sat him down, having him eat something before taking him to your bathroom, telling him to clean up.

Telling him to hand over his clothes when he gets in.

Of course he made a joke about you joining him, but after a singular look hed back down, apologising.

And so, stripping down, he'd hand you his clothes, the man taking a delightfully hot shower.

Youd put his clothes in the wash, finishing up sanitising your equipment before heading back to your room just as Chaz stepped out.

He had the decency to actually wear a towel, the past 24 seemingly taking its toll as he stumbled out the shark, towel barely staying attached as he flopped on your bed.

You just rolled your eyes, the man quickly curling up his massive tail, the man asking in a "sexy" voice, or more accurately, 'half asleep' voice if he could 'pay you back~'.

To which you threw a pair of his pants at him, a pair he'd left at your place the last time he'd been their. I.e. before he ran drunk off his ass on medical grad alcohol.

And so, while he got dressed you'd ask him who he'd managed to piss off.

The man made you promise not to get mad, you telling him to tell you or he could leave.

And so, making the sane choice, he'd reveal it was Crimson.

You were sure to throw something at him, yelling at him for being so stupid as to get mixed up with A Knowlastname.

However, it was as you were about to throw a shoe at him, that it hit you.

You knew exactly how you were gonna gat him out of this situation.

Chaz would ask what you had in mind, you simply throwing the shoe, telling him to get ready, you had somewhere to be.

Chaz would point out he was missing a shirt, and so, you'd throw him a robe, as you didn't have any shirts in his size.

You'd zip off to the "meat market".

Or as you called it, "the sketchy ass back alley market where surgeons get organs and shit for their sketchy ass surgeries".

It wasn't a pleasant place, and not one you went often, but for your purposes you were sure you could find exactly what you needed.

It took a long while to find a cadaver that matched him shockingly well. He was a lanky, recently dead shark shmuck that honestly, looked like he could be Chaz' twin.

And luckily, The dead man had a full set of teeth.

So, grabbing the dead bastard, you'd pay an annoyingly high price, Chaz promising to pay you back, befire you dragged him back to your place, and after some work on Chaz, youd get to work.

Youd check Chaz's teeth, making a mental note, and after some work, you had the cadavers chompers looking almost identical.

You knew of the Mob boss Crimson's proclivity to collect the teeth, horns or collars of his enemies, and as such took extra care that they looked authentic, Chaz spending most of the night with his mouth open.

And so, after a few hours of surgery, you had a very Chaz looking set of teeth.

And so waiting a few days and after taking some rather convincing photos of the mutilated Chaz look alike, man half burnt in a crashed car you found in some alleyway, youd manage to contact Crimson's men.

You spun a long yarn on hearing something about Chaz, you knowing him, making sure to glance over at him as you described him being a dumbass.

Of course theyd ask why you cared, you telling them you had a history and happened to find him dead, likely trying to steal a boobytrapped car, not that you shed a tear in finding him dead.

Something that got a wounded look from Chaz, the two of you sharing a drink at the time, Chaz less than subtly pulling you towards him with his tail, you smacking his tail as you climbed out, telling the man you had his chompers as well as evidence.

He'd ask what you wanted, you telling him a small sum for your effort. Removing and sanitising teeth wasn't easy after all.

And so, after some more back and forth, you set up a meeting.

Youd come face to face with Crimson himself, you handing over several images of a 'dead' Chaz, the man not saying a word till you handed over 'his' chompers.

Crimson stared at them for a looong, looong minute, before silently nodding, placing the teeth back onto the box as one of his goons handed you an envelope of cash.

With a respectful bow, you'd highfalutin it back home, blurting into your clinic, rushing upstairs with a cheer.

Chaz would pop out of the closet, the man having been waiting for the worst, the man equipped with one of your kitchen knives.

Though you didn't get the chance to ask him about it as he quickly approached, spinning you around and pulling you close.

Chaz suggested you go out and party, but luckily for the both of you, you weren't that stupid and decided to stay in and order some higher end fast food.

As well as you popping down the street for some cheep champagne.

The two of you would spend the night together, eating good food, sharing some very tasty champagne as you shared a toast to Chaz's death.

Youd somehow end up wrapped in his tail, the both of you speaking softly over your past, the man apologising for running.

For stealing from you.

For being such a useless prick.

He'd lean in close, thanking you for being the only person he could count on in all Hell, even if he didn't deserve it.

Youd lean in close, asking him if hed meant all if that, that he was actually sorry for being a prick, or if he was that same old Chaz.

He'd pause, silent for moment before sighing, the man looking back up at you before apologising again, telling you simply he was an asshole, but, well, he'd like another chance. If you'd have him?

And so, with a moment of thought, you'd kiss.

A deep, passionate kiss, the two of your curling up in bed, quickly getting down to buisness.

Youd end up curled up in bed, sheets a mess, both naked and nasty, Chaz curled up around you, nuzzling your collar as he held you close.

Youd lean down, the two of you sharing a kiss.

He'd ask if you'd, well, wanna give it another try... if you'd have him?

You'd lay there for a long minute, not saying anything until you'd finally lean in, giving him a deep, passionate kiss.

You wouldn't be an 'official thing' first a long time, especially with Chaz having to learn to be dead. But after a long time together, you'd genuinely end up loving each other.

And while it was never perfect, nothing in Hell was, and you made due.

And as cheesy as it was, you'd live Mostly happily, ever after.

[skellys-selfships]

maybeeee some chaz x reader comfort hcs? (or how he acts when he's protective i'm sorry sjhdsjnwhdj-)

Chaz x Reader (gender neutral) protective Chaz headcanons

•this man will hold onto you for dear life

•"You're safe with me baby, nothin' gets past THIS muscle!" he reassures you

•he'll wrap you up in his coat, holding you close in his arms

•he keeps you close with his tail, wrapping it around your waist, smirking at you to lighten your mood

•he tells you how strong he is, how knowledgeable he can be in combat, that he was a part of the mafia to assure you that he can ALWAYS protect you

•when your mood is lightened he wastes no time in sharing a deep kiss with you, grabbing you around your waist passionately

•he tells you that you're "his special baby" as he pulls you close to his chest, you can feel his heartbeat, the warmth in his chest as he caresses you

<3 hope ya enjoy anon

[fiona-my-love]

Chaz Thurman x reader general relationship headcanons 💙

wowie!! looks like a LOT of people r simping for this shark rn, so might aswell

TW: Biting, sexual themes

- He can be pretty clingy, but tends to play it off like he’s just being flirtatious

- Like, my man will be following you around the house out of boredom and then act like he’s just messing with you LMAO

- Love bites? Love bites.

- He hates to admit but he is down HORRENDOUS. Like his empty little brain will just look at you and be like “hnng,, booba,,,”

- Constant teasing and sexual jokes. This mfs brain isn’t just in the gutter, it’s in the SEWERS.

- You could literally just be eating chips and he’ll make a comment about eating YOU.

- Have fun paying for housing! This man is SO irresponsible with money. He could be severe debt that could have him killed and he’ll buy you something stupid.

- “Chaz? ..What is that?”

Him, holding a can of pickled dildos labeled ‘Dickles’: “Oh, just a little something for the sexiest bitch I’ve ever seen..” while giving you the look

- I feel like sometimes he just kind of absentmindedly sticks his tongue out slightly, like a snake.

- Expect to catch him staring at your ass at least twice a day. He is feral.

- I feel like if someone tried flirting with you he would either get SUPER handsy with you and start trying to woo you with dirty-talk, or just start beating the shit out of them. Depends on his mood.

All in all, he may be a whore, but he’s your whore 💗

[miscelliteeous]

Chaz Thurman Headcanons

Wrote a bit for the shark boy because he needs more love. Covers three topics: Safe for work, "Chaz Surviving", and not worksafe.

Under the cut, some are not worksafe! Minors do not interact!

SFW-

Loves junk food and his go-to meal is the greasiest double cheeseburger he can find.

Pretty bad at cooking, he gets distracted easily, but he’s good at food prep and would work well cooking with someone.

Favorite toppings on a pizza? He’s a meat lover, but he’ll try anything. Swears by anchovies.

Usually pretty casual, but he can turn on the charm when he wants.

He sometimes has a way of knowing what you want even before you do. This can make him pretty manipulative at times, but usually for little things.

He can dance! Not the best with more formal styles but pretty great at improvising or fast dancing.

Chaz can keep his dirty thoughts to himself and tone himself down, but he chooses not to, he has more fun being himself and wouldn’t want to change that.

He’s not going to pay for the date, and will choose to dine and dash over getting the bill.

Absolutely the type to propose with a Ringpop or onion ring.

He can spell decently if he puts the time and effort into it, but when he’s writing quickly all spelling rules go out the window.

Talks his head off during movies, he has opinions that he feels need to be heard, usually on which character he wants to bone the most.

Post-Injury/Near Death (aka: here’s how he could be saved)-

Crimson really needs the money, and when you see the neighborhood mafia is about to kill a handsome and very pathetic guy, you intervene in a way that just makes sense in Greed: by bribing them to let him go. You make him an offer he can't refuse.

Of course, he doesn’t escape unharmed, he gets pretty fucked up actually, and in fact has to spend a good while in the hospital.

Doesn’t like to feel confined to one place, which makes his recovery a lot harder. He has to relearn a lot and get used to living with a prosthetic jaw and teeth.

Drives Chaz absolutely nuts that he can’t talk for a good while, but he gets very good at texting and writing quickly, even if his spelling remains not that great.

Falls hard and fast for the person that paid his way to freedom and is keeping him company in the hospital. If you tell him you’ll let him stay at your place, he’d probably want to marry you right then and there.

Chaz is mostly a Greed boy, but he’d be pretty accepting of moving to a different ring after all that, anything to put some distance between him and the mob.

Though his main driving goal is sex, he does have a romantic side to him, and after his near death experience he resolves to do better with the people he cares about and not go breaking hearts.

Not Worksafe-

Two dicks! Rarely gets to penetrate with them both, but he’s just fine with intercrural sex as well. He's not lying about them being big either.

They’re very, very slightly prehensile. Can’t grab anything but there is more movement control than an imp, hellhound, or other species would have.

Absolutely kills it at foreplay, especially oral, but unfortunately doesn’t engage in it as often as he probably should.

Thinks because he has a big dick that he doesn’t need any sort of technique other than just “pound away”.

That being said, Chaz would be more than happy for you to tie him down and ‘teach’ him better.

He cannot and will not shut up during sex at all, very vocal and also difficult to gag, you’d need a muzzle. Even then, he’d still be making a lot of noise.

Ready to go anytime, anywhere. The type to pull you into the most secluded area of a building for a quickie.

Has no interest in being a dad, so he’s always got condoms with him no matter where he goes, though you’ll have to be in charge of making sure they’re not expired.

Very poor aftercare, the type of guy to just flop over and fall asleep. This unfortunately would be a lot harder to fix than his “jam it in” style.

Secret spot that he loves to have touched? He’s a sucker for belly rubs but you’d have to find that out on your own.

[toeconnoisseursposts]

You're with norm temporarily since your parents were on vacation and you didn't want to go, so norm offered to take you in. Your parents gratefully accepted When Chaz first saw you, it was like love at first sight. They never found interest in romance or friendship, for that matter, taking their role as an educator of the elderly seriously, but when they saw you, that suddenly changed. They wanted to make a good first impression, but they didn't exactly know how since they haven't interacted with someone they're age without aggression. they've been used to the aggression that many of the families they've educated, but you were sweet, or at least not threatening them. The stay felt a lot more worth it getting to talk to you every day, but after awhile, they realized they wanted to get closer to you to finally get the affection they'd only dream of.

(Head canon time)

I don't think they would do anything too illegal since they follow the drinking law. I'm going to guess they would try to follow the law while trying to woo you. 

They would definitely try to get information on you from family or friends, and any information they got from files that they probably got before coming over to re-educate norm

They'd start acting more affectionate but still try to respect any boundaries you have, but more than once they've gotten too close for comfort, but they back off when you tell them to, only to go back to it after a couple minutes. 

They would try to bring you to pride parades, giving you flags and other cute Nick-nacks of your sexual or gender orientation. 

Watches you sleep frequently, enjoying how peaceful you look whilst resting, wishing you'd look that calm around them.

Though they think they're being sly, they're quite creepy. Everyone can notice how smitten they are with you. 

They wouldn't kidnap you since they seem to be a law-abiding citizen. I believe the most they'd do is heavily stalk you, but besides that, they wouldn't do anything else.

[glubby-guppiez]

RANDOM ASS HC(S (MIGHT UPDATE LATER)) ABOUT CHAZ THURMAN BCUZ WHY NOT

THIS IS CHAZ X READER BTW

THIS IS SFW BTW BCUZ I AM A MINOR

He would most definitely just kind let himself into his s/o's home via a window and be like: "heeeyyy baby, surprise date!"

[gallifreyix-centuries]

Helluva Boss men when asked to buy you pads meme. I hope y’all enjoy it.

[ponpuriitx]

𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐃𝐈𝐃 𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓?

One shot!: Crimson x Hellborn fem!reader

summary: You spent most of your time on the greed ring for some reason, but an anonymous call to the place you worked at lead to a rather un-pleasant meeting with an old fuck buddy.

Warnings: slightly suggestive, other than that I guess nothing else? Enjoy ! !

Notes: I saw this sitting on my drafts and I thought of finishing it to leave you guys with something. I think crimson is more of a guilty pleasure of mine lol, I’ve been really concentrated on finishing the chapter for the helluva boss series that I really lost interest in finishing the other one shots that are dead on my drafts. I’m really sorry!!

You had a good gig going on

Well, at least for you. You were on your little world right now, not paying attention to anything your boss was saying. Pretty much just zooming out until a loud crash woke you up from your little dream.

It was a helicopter, you figured out it had something to do about a client from the little words that actually went into your brain with your bosses talk. Sitting down, you questioned if this was even secure because of the seatbelts followed by Milli’s concerned look.

You guys weren’t sure about this.

And hell were you right, you heard Moxxie talking about how this place was similar to where he grew up in. Being taken aback when he saw a house that was rather familiar, bringing him unpleasant memories. But you? You were frozen in spot. Hold on a minute, you knew this house.. Oh, how did well you knew it.

“Blitz, who was this meeting with..?” Both Moxxie and you asked, which caused him to give you a strange confused look for some seconds before jumping right in on his own topic. You didn’t noticed this, too concentrated praying to whoever came to your mind that you didn’t land right there.

No, no no no fuck no.

You stared with a shocked expression the house , while your boss pushed you and Moxxie to the front. A guy stood up calling out Moxxie, but when he saw you his eyes widened a little. He didn’t expect to see you, but he gave you a smirk before going back to Moxxie.

“Come give ya’ daddy a hug.”

“Daddy?” Both Millie and Blitz looked confused, while you and Moxxie were a frozen mess. Seeing his face again brought you so much memories again, some better some worse. “I only let Moxxie and this one with you call me that, unless ya’ pay me!” He chuckled.

Your eyes widened, while Moxxie’s head snapped in your direction. “What does he mean by that?” He asked, still with gentle words to not sound too harsh. But it still made a shiver run down your spine as you looked at him nervous without knowing what to say. “W-Well, Uh.. He’s obviously just, eh being- I mean joking around. Yes, that!” You chuckled awkwardly as you looked away to hide tour face from embarrassment.

Moxxie didn’t buy that, your words made crimson frown. He got closer which made you step a little back, raising Moxxies suspicion but he decided to ignore it. He introduced Crimson as his father and— “Wait, what?” You said out loud, quickly regretting it as the group looked at you.

“I mean, Cr- He’s your father?” His name almost slipped by your mouth, but you were quicker to act. If you sounded more comfortable using his name it would only make up more questions, and you weren’t planning to explain to the group and less Moxxie now knowing he’s his son how Crimson and you used to Fuck in the old times. “We already know each—”

“It’s a pleasure to meet you sir!” You say with a smile, you had to hide your nervousness by acting quick. The sudden greeting took crimson off, but ignoring all of this your crew entered the house.

Now this was awkward.

You were just sitting there, listening to Moxxie talk about how he met the guy that just entered. Chaz the was called which surprised you by the fact he dated Millie too, but when they hit the Mafia part a chill went down your spine making you nervous. But while they were talking Crimson took a few glances at you which you ignored faking not knowing he was looking at you. You were crap at this, grabbing your pants slightly to avoid your hands to get more sweaty. You never want hell to grab you and sink you in three rings lower.

Now, after some while you guys went to have dinner. You know when someone talks about an aggressively uncomfortable silence filling the room? Yeah, that was what they were talking about. You ate your food without looking at no one until your boss opened his mouth which you were very grateful for. “Soo this is aggressively uncomfortable,… Hey you haven’t said anything tits what’s up?” He asked you which took you completely off, damn you Blitz.

“I- Uhh.. Just don’t got anything to say today, I’m just tired really.” Blitz didn’t buy that, and you knew it by the way he looked at you. Under the table you felt Crimsons hand on your thigh and your body completely froze. “I suppose you want to know why I brought you people here.”

They talked but you really didn’t give much of your attention. You were fully focused on how the hand placed on your thigh moved up and down and the way it sometimes he squeezed depending on the level of the conversation. But when you did actually put mine to it, it already shifted into a heavy convo between Mox and Crimson. Talking about the dude that was sitting in front of you, you looked over to him just to see he was already looking at you.

He gave you a wink and a sly smile, was he flirting? You frowned, but you were surprised when you heard a loud groan and a slightly loud kick from under the table. You guessed that Crimson kicked him because of the hurt expressions on his face and the mad expression on the Imps face.

“Yeahhh I’ve grown, matured and recently came into millions.” The lizzard looking hellbron spoke, ignoring the fellow interaction you decided to jump into the conversation. “Wait so this guy here gets a little money and suddenly it’s worth waisting all of our time? Yeah, no that’s great.” You spat out that but instantly regretted it when you felt a hard pinch on your thigh that made you hiss lowly to not alert the others. While Crimson gave you his signature “shut up and stop talking or else” look, since you’ve grown used to it you did went quiet in reflex.

You just opted by hearing the conversation, a relieved sigh left your lips when you felt Crimsons hand let go of your thigh to get a hold of his wine. He talked about the whole family thing with Moxxie but you decided to not say or do anything since you had Chaz eyes on you and it wasn’t like you trusted fully into him for him to not snitch on you.

After a few minutes you noticed how everyone stood up so you did too, but when you heard Moxxie being called by Crimson you darted him a worried look, before a shiver ran down your spine when you heard Crimsons voice again in the back of your head. “And I will have a talk with ya doll-face later.” Followed by a confused look from Moxxie.

“It’s okay, I’ll explain later. Just, don’t let him get to your head you got this.” After that you left the door and waited outside with Blitz and Millie, she was looking at the door trying to hear what was happening. You couldn’t blame her she did have something to worry about, best case scenario Moxxie would come out with just a slap and nothing more. But as Blitz and you were talking you suddenly felt something poking your ass before it got further up that you had to stand up.

Your eyes went wide and a loud gasp left your lips when you saw all the dicks through the wall, chairs, tables etc. Your boss laughed and Millie was just as shocked as you were before one of the house employees called the three of you to the rooms. Yours wasn’t exactly all too big, but it was something. So for now you’ll just work up some rest for the morning and get the hell out of here, but before you could drift to sleep you heard a knock on the floor. Thinking it was Blitz you opened it and you almost jumped at the sight of Crimson who walked in no time the second you opened the door.

“What are you— what do you want?” You say, now closing the door behind you. Usually you would’ve left it open in case you needed to run to anyone’s rooms in case that he did something but his sharp look told you that for now it was better to not get him pissed. “Come on doll face, why ya’ giving me the cold shoulder. We used to have so much fun in the past.” He smirked.

“Yeah, on the past. Before you threatened to drown me up if I didn’t follow your rules.” He seemed uncomfortable at your statement, but it was true. He did threatened you and you left him because of that he knew that you had a strong feeling towards that type of treatment so why would he be surprised that you did so? Of course that he did his best to find you, but hell were you a stiff woman who stood up with her word. “Come on ya’ doll face, I already tried to apologize.”

“Sending numerous gifts at my door and almost kidnapping me to talk to you isn’t the best way to apologize don’t you think?” You would’ve watched your words and more in a situation like this that you were standing at his house and his area. But you were tired, pissed even “Well then I’m sorry for doing that to ya’. Say, we could grab some dinner and maybe catch up a little?”

You thought of it, yeah he wasn’t the best man but oh how fun those days were when your relationship didn’t get involved in his whole Mafia business. You sighed, knowing that he wasn’t going to take no for an answer. “Maybe we could even have more fun here.” You didn’t notice when you two ended up in your bed and his hand back up in your thigh, he caressed it slowly and getting closer to you.

You didn’t want to do this to Moxxie or even to Millie, but hey.. a night wouldn’t hurt you right? And besides, the second he acts up again you can leave at any minute. Your job actually made you better at killing so it wouldn’t be to hard to fight off his people if he tried anything shady to get a piece of you back. You know what? A night wouldn’t hurt right? It was a long time since you did this and hell did you wanted it, for much that you didn’t admit out loud he still was kinda hot.

The air was tense, and it didn’t take much time until both of your lips could collide together and started to make out. You grabbed his cheek and pulled him closer, and in the way taking of his hat and throwing it in the other side of the room. His hands roaming through your back until finding the hem of your shirt and pulling it up sneaking his hand up to your body. After pulling out from the kiss to get some air he started to kiss your neck and left some love bites and marks.

Fuck it, you would handle Moxxie and the others if they asked in the morning. Right now you were being taken by your desires and there was nothing that the conscious part of your brain did that could pull you out of it.

[ravenwitch45]

Could you do more helluva boss crimson x reader headcanon, please but could you do where the reader is the sweetest person but will kill you if needed too and is not afraid to get dirty

Crimson Having An SO that while nice takes no nonsense and will kill if needed

Oh he is down for you even more then before~

Don't get me wrong though, he is very surprised by this twist, so much it takes him a sec to process it.

When he met you, he easily noticed how sweet you were, kind to strangers and even patient with demons who were a bit rude, an uncommon trait in Hell and especially in the circles he ran in.

Eventually the sweetness rubbed off and he realized he liked you, though he still thought you wouldn't last a minute with the kind of people he worked with.

Thus he kept you in the dark about the whole mob thing. So when you found him arguing with somebody in his office and the person raised their hand to attack, despite not knowing how many despicable things the person had done, you didn't hesitate...

The demon's brains were blown out with the side arm you kept with you, accidentilly covering Crimson's face with well... crimson XP

You immediatelly dropped the gun and walked over to him, apologizing profusely for getting his clothes ruined, using a handkerchief to clean off his face, as he just looked at you dumbfounded.

After the mess was cleaned up and he changed, also being thankful you didn't question the staff seeming so comfortable with cleaning up after the body, he questioned how you acted so quickly, and without any remorse even.

You explain that often times people saw how sweet you were and expected an easy target, and you made an effort to be able to make that their last mistake, needed to defend yourself and all, even if you didn't like killing, it was a last resort and all, admitting you may have panicked when you saw him in danger.

He couldn't care less though, saying he was flattered you cared so much and complimenting your aim and quick thinking, he means it, some of his men still have trouble aiming that well and fast.

After that, he makes an effort to not underestimate you as much, even letting you show his people a thing or two, saying he's helping to train them for a private security force and such.

And after that some of his men are afraid and in awe at how good you are, saying "The Boss sure got a catch"

He still doesn't tell you the truth, he admires your able to defend yourself, but he feels letting you into the fold and letting you work for him fully would either get you killed or snuff out the kindness in you, working in such a dark profession, which he doesn't want either.

Still, he couldn't love you more. Kindness, killer instict and all.

[cherryrainn]

speaking of chaz, how about a chaz smut ? only if u wanna ofc :)

━━ ✧ 𝐯𝐞𝐥𝐯𝐞𝐭 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐬 ˚୨୧⋆｡˚ ⋆

─ ✩ 𝐏𝐀𝐈𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆 ; chazwick thurman x reader

─ ✩ 𝐍𝐎𝐓𝐄 ; AAA I LOVE HIM

─ ✩ 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒 ; sexual content

you find yourself in a dimly lit room, the sultry atmosphere thick with anticipation. the flickering of candles casts dancing shadows across the walls, creating an ambiance that promises something exciting. chazwick, your charming yet devious lover, saunters toward you, his evergreen hair catching the dim light, and a mischievous grin tugging at his lips.

"babe," he purrs, his neon blue eyes locking onto yours, "i've got a little game in mind for us." his fingers trail down your arm, sending shivers through your body. chazwick's cocky demeanor is evident as he pushes the boundaries, knowing that you're more than willing to play along.

you follow him as he leads you to a velvet-covered chaise lounge. he sits down, drawing you close to straddle him, the heat of his body radiating through the fabric of his clothes. "you've always been a bad influence on me, chaz," you tease, running your fingers along the scars that adorn his chest.

"i sure have," he chuckles. "and you're the one who keeps coming back." you gasp softly as his teeth graze the tender flesh, and a quiet moan escapes your lips. his hands slide up your thighs, and his breath is warm against your skin. you know what he wants. you know you want it too.

he pulls away slightly, his blue eyes sparkling with desire. his fingertips brush against the sensitive area between your legs, sending tingles through your entire body. chazwick's lips press against yours in a passionate kiss. your fingers tangle into his soft hair as the kiss deepens, his tongue exploring your mouth. he moves his hand under your shirt, tracing his way up your stomach, over your ribcage, and cups your breast, his thumb teasing your nipple.

you groan into the kiss, grinding against him as the warmth pools between your legs. chazwick's mouth moves from yours, down your neck, and across your collarbone, leaving a trail of fire in its wake. his hands travel lower, finding their way into your undergarment. his fingers stroke you, eliciting another moan from you. he pulls away from your neck, his breath coming in short pants.

"chaz, i need you," you gasp. he smirks, his blue eyes filled with lust.

"don't worry, baby. i'll give you what you need." he removes his hand, pushing your undergarment aside. his cock presses against your entrance. he grips your hips, holding you steady as he slowly pushes himself inside.

you gasp, the sensation overwhelming, as he fills you completely. you tighten around his cock as he thrusts in and out. the room spins as your mind is lost to the pleasure. his grip tightens as he thrusts harder, his breathing heavy and labored. you wrap your arms around his shoulders, pressing your body against his as you move with him. your head falls back as your body quivers, his cock pushing deeper and deeper with each thrust.

"i'm so close," you breathe. "i'm gonna cum."

"then cum. i wanna hear you scream my name."

his words send you over the edge, your orgasm washing over you in waves. you cry out, clutching his body to yours, your nails digging into his skin. his cock pulses inside you, filling you with his hot seed. he groans, burying his face in the crook of your neck. his chest heaves as he struggles to catch his breath.

you lay together in the afterglow, bodies intertwined. he lifts his head, pressing a kiss to your lips.

"well," he murmurs, "that was a lot more fun than i expected."

[skellys-selfships]

AAAAHHH! Someone who writes for Chaz. Finally.

So could you maybe write one where Chaz is trying to get with a fem reader who just doesn't seem interested in him when she really is, but doesn't want to admit it. Like he ends up trying to get her to like him, and he ends up feeling genuine feelings for her during the process?

If not that's totally fine!

{f/o imagine}: Chaz gaining feelings for you...👀 (Chaz x fem reader)

Chaz's flirty nature may seem off-putting to you from an outside view. but infact it's quite the opposite, not that he knows, but goddammit he is determined to get you to fall for him!

"babygirl, don't tell me you don't find all of THIS irresistible~"

he flaunts his looks at you constantly, you can't help but feel like a steaming flustered mess inside, but you can't ever bring yourself to say the words, to admit it. that you craved him…

as if you weren't enough of a mess for Chaz already, his own remarks, his flirting got to his head, he began to wonder….is this more than a want for a one night stand? could he really feel something more for this little lady? but she seems so uninterested, so unaffected by his constant taunting. it can't be…

after a long while the tension between the two of you grew, the playful back and forth ceasing, the deeper feelings rising even in the dead silence. neither of you could bear it no longer. giving each other a knowing look, it finally happens….ending the night with a deep passionate kiss.

[kelsiekirbyy-scribbles]

Helluva Boss Chaz x reader

I love this rat bastard, he's not dying on my watch. If you're cold, he's cold, let him in.

Cw: mentions of sex (of course), nothing explicit

Chaz has a pretty huge reputation. I mean if he goes around screwing with as many people as he claims, eventually the word is gonna get out there

So you knew exactly what you were getting into when you let the man hit it. Several times. Over the course of many weeks

You couldn't even call it "friends with benefits" as you didn't really know him personally. Chaz was just an attractive guy who knew how to use it to his benefit

But he was weirdly charming in his own way. After a while of showing up to your apartment, his mannerisms became a little less flirtatious and more silly. He was, unfortunately, cute

But you knew better. Chazwick Thurman could only be lightly described as a fuckboy, all of his relationships ended in shit

...I mean, it's not like you needed to be in a relationship though

Day by day, you start opening up to him: making jokes, laughing at his shitty jokes, offering him food or a shower

The dude sleeps in your bed every time you two fuck- he basically lives there

When he was still lying around your apartment the day after, that's oddly when you chose to get closer to him

Typically aftercare wasn't a thing with you guys, but slowly you started getting affectionate towards him

At first, Chaz wasn't used to it at all, but he never turned you away, actually he liked the attention

Then, it seemed like he almost expected you to curl up next to him after sex. Of course, it wouldn't take long for him to be passed out snoring, but having your fingers through his hair definitely helps

With how often he stayed at your place it made you wonder if he had an apartment of his own- you would think, with how highly he speaks of himself

You end up making a joke about how he "might as well live here" with you, and he seemed excited at that comment...

So you end up helping the shark move into your house, free of charge

You 100% get the feeling he's a mooch, which he is, but hey at least he's cute