#my sons dripped tf out

[slamdunkhcs]

Considering the fact they’re basketball players who have to condition (even on the off-season), I thought this would be fun to think about :). And also i go to the gym and i see boys like them all the time there

slam dunk boys at the gym

rukawa

• One thing about Rukawa, he is going to the gym ALONE. Like it’ll literally be him, his airpods, a towel, and a fat waterbottle against the world. I don’t think he’d hate working out with someone, but he’d prefer to workout alone since he can stay focused and go at his own pace.

• He’d have both his AirPods in at full volume and go CRAZY on the machines/weightlifting bars. I think for his stamina, he would use the Stairmaster at full speed and go on it for as long as he could.

• I’d say that he does workouts for all of his body, but his favorite workouts would be arm ones, just because he’ll be able to put more power into his basketball shots.

• I don’t think he’d be approached by anyone at the gym since he’s always super focused on his workout and looks VERY intimidating, but if you went up to him and asked him for help, he’d do it.

• BUTTTT If he was in a bad mood that day, he might just put his AirPod right back in and ignore you 😂. However, after he cools off, he’d feel kinda bad. And then sigh and go up to you like “What did you need help with?”

• HE’D DEF BE ADMIRED BY ALL THE GYM BADDIES!!!!!

ryota

• Ok I feel like his level of productivity would depend on who he’s at the gym with. If he’s with Mitsui, those two are gonna try and compete with who could lift heavier weights 😂. But if he’s with Sakuragi, aint NOTHING getting done.

• He will take a ton of gym photos and mirror selfies and post them like “Hitting the gym today ✅” on Insta/Snap. AND HE’LL SEND THEM ALL TO AYAKO 😂😂😂. His gym fits will be coordinated asf too!!! He will go over there dripped out!!!

• I think if he goes alone he’d be really focused. He wouldn’t look intimidating or anything but he’d keep to himself and put on some music (def rnb like bryson tiller or brent faiyaz) and do his workouts. If the gym had a track area, he’d walk around and jus think about life and whatever happened throughout his day.

• Now if Ayako tagged along with him to the gym one day… HES GONNA ACT A FOOL. Like he will literally just stand by her the entire time as if he’s her mf bodyguard. And if a man even TRIED to talk to her, he would instantly shoo him away 💀

sakuragi

• His productivity would also depend on who hes with 😂

• If he’s with his lil gang… they getting into BIG trouble. Those idiots would fool around and try and swing around the weightlifting bar and hit eachother with it. They’d cause a big commotion and then get escorted out the gym by mf security.

• I think he’d go alone alot lowkey… especially after rehabilitation, he’d go there to do light workouts to prepare himself for basketball practice.

• I f he doesn’t know how to properly use a machine, this mf is NOT ASKING NOBODYYY for help 💀. Like he will stand there and stubbornly try messing with it until either he figures it out, or one of the gym’s staff sees him and offers him help

• I feel like he’d be very popular with the elderly people at the gym. Like in the mens’ locker room, the old men would look at him and be like “Back in my day, I was a lot like you, son,” and be hyping him up on his muscles and big build. AND HE’D ACT ALL OVERCONFIDENT but he’d lowkey be smiling about it for the rest of the day. He’d smile and make a peace sign whenever he sees one of the elderly regulars there. And if they asked him for help, he’d help!!!!! He’d have a whole community of uncles and aunties at the gym

• In terms of people around his age tho.. it’s a different story. If someone is using a machine or area he’s trying to use, he’s gonna be SOOO inpatient. Especially if whoever is on it isn’t using it. If it’s a girl, he’d ask politely, but if it’s a guy, he’ll mean mug tf outta them, until they get intimidated and walk away 😭

• If he and Ryota are at the gym together, those two will take SO many pictures. Half of the time they’d jus be talking and talking, and wouldn’t get ANYTHING accomplished

mitsui

• Ok, one thing about Mitsui, he is NOT going to the gym alone. Like he will hit the whole mf team up and ask them to go with him. Even Akagi.

• I think he’d go frequently though, especially in order to build up his stamina. Rukawa would show him the Stairmaster machine and he’d go CRAZY on there. Like by the end, it’ll say he walked up 200 flights of stairs 😂

• He’d lowkey have so many gym crushes. But he wouldn’t approach ANY of them 😂😂😂. He will just admire, sigh, and then go on with his workout. I think some of the gym baddies would think he’s cute but they wouldn’t approach him

• The reason why he’d be scared of being alone at the gym is because it’d be jus him and his thoughts. AND FOR MITSUI, THATS SCARY ASL. However… I think going to the gym alone from time to time would end up being a way for him to destress and reflect.

PS: IMMA DO A PART TWO WITH AKAGI, SENDOH, SAWAKITA, and whoever else yall want

[typekiku]

TSUKIHIME FASHION REVIEW 3!!!

under the dark crimson moon, i write this newest entry of the much awaited much beloved tsukihime fashion review.

it's a duty i must carry out for the sake of the generations of lost sheep both before and after my time that have yet to truly appreciate the true depth of style that is contained within the single greatest visual novel known to mankind (according to me)

yet, i feel as if i am not doing my duty to its fullest... how can i possibly adequately sum the glory of todays fashionista? how can i dare attempt to sum that up?? no! i cannot waver in my faith in my incredibly lacking writing skills nor fear people figuring out this barely has anything to do with fashion... I WILL PERSEVERE!!

on with the show as the youth say!

(SPOILER ALERT: i should mention ill probably end up spoiling a shit ton of oghime and whatnot here so watch out)

so without further ado todays subject is:

drum roll

MORE DRUM ROLL

thanks uhh whatever you are from

MICHAEL ROA VALDAMJONG

yes the one and only roa

BROA

the legend himself, the Serpent of Akasha, Uroboros, the founder of the burial agency, the infinite reincarnatior, and professional Arcueid simp.

we have gathered here today to judge his design and uh fashion ig and whatever else i feel like ranting today about.

lets get right to it.

look at this dude all shirtless and shit like cmon so shameless... cover em up damn. seriously tho this man has a thing for showing off his (or should i say others) bodies like you will see soon.

i guess this comes down to him enjoying the freedom of being fully in control of whatever body he is currently occupying actually?

maybe this is some super deep look into the merits of semi nudism or whatever idk im not smart.

probably takeuchi just wanted an excuse to draw some seriously ripped abs actually i mean this might seriously be the most abby abs we ever see in any TM work. its fucking shredded and roa probably knew that. weirdo

on the flipside that majestic hair is simply incredible. DAMN thats some 10/10 hair. only other hair in this series that compares is my wife arcueid's long hair before her mean little (Older actually but idc) Altrouge got all mean and shit.

umm who is this? what happened to my incredible haired roa?? TAKEUCHI WHERE ARE YOU??? someone please give me back long haired roa... this isnt funny...

do you see what we lost? long gorgeous haired roa should've stayed and im genuinely upset we lost him to this admittingly much better dressed roa. im ashamed of you serpent of fraudkasha

fr tho where tf did he even get this rockstar ass drip anyways? we know SHIKI has been locked up in the outside house for awhile before released thanks to a certain maid... did he just drop by the local hot topic or whatever? did he manifest it through sheer willpower and arcueid simpery?

understandable tbh i too acheive things through arcueid simpery such as dirty stares and social exclusion!!

for reference, here is SHIKI

yea

i guess he just uhh changes him which in hindsight is really fucking sad to think about so lets not

uhh ANYWAYS

ok so ignoring ciel on the right elesia or should i say roa decides the very first thing hes gonna do in poor elesias body is to strip it naked

huh?

yea roa is definitely a weird one. no wonder the other ancestors hate him (besides nero because he is #HIM)

sick cape tho

why is he so hot here actually? what the hell? i underestimated his looks like damn

no really why is he so hot anyways he should look like an absolute freak like he actually is. i see you roa. i see you got that long braid wrapped around your neck like damn son... you may have fallen in love with a literal killing machine and never even got to speak to her till the very very end but i see you.

rizzless bastard.

well thats enough from me so ill drop this classic mahoyo line because i found it very funny without context.

ciao!

[slytherinroyalty16]

I know I'm late but I just watched Rise of Red

I been late on this movie, and that's my fault, but I gotta talk about this shit. Spoilers under the cut

Chloe's stylist can run the ones with me cuz why was her wig changing EVERY SCENE

Why tf was maleficent hissing so much

Speaking of the lizard bitch, wtf was on her head? Those "horns" looked like a big ass burnt croissant

You mean to tell me the actor that plays young hades IS 31!?!?

Morgie is Morgana's son. In little mermaid 2, Ursula had a sister named Morgana. Uliana is ursula's little sister. Uliana is Morgie's aunt

RITA ORA ATE AND LEFT NO CRUMBS!!!

Seeing Brandy once again take the role of Cinderella made my inner child so happy

Uliana plotted revenge over an act that she was warned not to do but did anyways? Dumbass

The camera work in the hideout at the black lagoon was top tier

Speaking of which, Chloe and Red tore a hole in the ceiling and with how much looking up the VKs did in their dance, how tf were they not seen

"Love ain't it" was the best song in that movie. Argue with a wall

Cinderella kept down playing what happened to Briget by calling it a harmless prank. THEY TURNED HER INTO A LITERAL CREATURE

I firmly believe that Cinderella was in on it in some way. She may not have helped with the prank, but I feel like she found out on her own and didn't tell Bridget

The way they stole Hook's shoes 🤣🤣 Just took his drip

Overall 9/10

Great movie, awesome songs. Took half a point because of the hair stylist and took another half cuz Uma was on her fuck shit. What you mean "You didn't think this was the end of the story, did you?" DONT GET MY HOPES UP 😫😫

[twdmusicboxmystery]

Romance in TWD + Emily Near Where Fear Was Filming

@wdway

This is just me rambling about Fear. Overall the mid-season finale was heartbreaking for so many characters, I'm trying to think of a couple that is still established and I can't think of any. Grace died, Sherry and Dwight are separating after the death of their son. Madison has reunited with some of her extended chosen family, Daniel and June, but she still believes that both of her children are dead.

It's unsure of who else in their chosen family is still alive and we won't find out until s8 part 2 airs. I have a feeling that the characters that we will see in part 2 will mostly live. And that tptb will want to end the series with leaving the door open to seeing many of the character again somewhere in the TWDU.

In thinking about how there are no longer any romantic couples left in Fear and for the most part that's true for TWD. Carol and Ezekiel relationship storyline was left open ended. I personally think that they'll leave it somewhat open, that Carol and Ezekiel will always love each other and be very affectionate, but I think their relationship will move forward to living together separately if that makes any sense. She will never refer to herself as his wife or that he is her husband, but they will always be a couple, that are working together to raise Judith and JR and build the CW together. There is that sweet affection between them, but Carol will be more comfortable without labels.

Gabriel losing Rosita and Aaron losing both Eric and Jesus makes them both single fathers now, so there might be something in the future for them.

Eugene and Max, Princess and Mercer are the only couples that we have. And I so hope that Eugene and Max are the foreshadowing of Daryl and Beth. Which would be not only that they will find each other but they will live beyond whatever the next big war/conflict that will come at them. That they will be the couple with a happy ending. That is something that I think TWD Universe going forward desperately needs. More hope, more happiness.

I'm not talking about departing from the genre of horror or overly dripping with sweetness, butterflies and fairy tales, but I think people are sick and tired of seeing characters they love die. That happiness on those rare occasion when it's given to our characters is quickly and usually brutally snatched away.

I think it's time for something different, if they want to build back their fan base and enlarge it to newcomers. I believe that the fans want to root for the characters they love and when their characters are happy, the fans are happy too. Throw in a few nasty villains that fans love to hate and you've got a hit, haha.

We already know that Rick and Michonne will find each other and we strongly suspect that they will united with their family's, Judith and JR but also their chosen families, Daryl, Beth, Morgan, Carol and the rest of TF. I do wonder how Maggie and Negan's spinoff will line up with the other spin-offs because it is set a few years ahead.

I have no doubt that they will all blend together but I'm really scratching my head and how they're going to achieve that and how many time jumps are we going to have to have. I really want them to come together before the main characters are in their 70s or '80s and they have to do major makeup to make them look older, haha.

I warned you at the beginning that this was a ramble and that's exactly all it is.

@galadrieljones

I feel you and I am ready for some major love stories. The only love story I can think of in Fear that hasn’t been torn apart is Al and Isabelle. They are still out there.

Part of me is still sad about John and June. They were by far the best love story Fear had, I think, and that was dashed away. Also I hope you’re right too about getting Daryl’s backstory for the spin-off. When I watched that clip of Norman on Jimmy Kimmel he mentioned that he wanted the show to be called “Daryl Dixon.” This would imply it’s about HIM, not as much the world, and that works hopefully entail flashbacks.

(John’s character was also one of my favorites. His episodes were extremely good and he was also just so…good. I feel like after he died the show got a little bit worse. Maybe that’s just me tho.)

@wdway:

I totally forgot about Isabelle and Al. I hope we do find out about them before the series. I've always thought they would be connected with Maggie's story but I don't know how that's going to line up now with their spin-off. I feel the same about Daryl. I really don't have a great interest in spending a huge amount of time with backstories of characters he will meet, but I do hope that there will be a plot to his story that will include not only Beth but the variance walkers and what how that would implies towards the war with the CRM.

I definitely agree about June and John. I absolutely loved, loved John. The actor was so good, he was so perfect in that part. I hate that he felt it was time for him to leave. And I agree his departure and his character's death changed the feeling of the show a great deal, imo.

@twdmusicboxmystery:

I couldn’t agree more about needing some epic romance in TWD. They’re really touting Richonne as being that; and I’m excited for their spin-off. But of course we’re all looking much more forward for the unseen relationship on the horizon: Bethyl.

@wdway

For a very long time I've always been hesitant to think that Beth would show up anywhere other than TWD mothership show but it didn't happen in TWD. And this little tease that they've done with Fear truly has me wondering if they would go in that direction. That they would use Fear to unveil Beth.

I'm doing a back and forth to the benefits or the downside to it. I would think the benefit is that they could have filmed some with Emily without anyone looking over their shoulder as with Daryl spinoff. We do know Emily was in Savannah. I guess I could Google and see when filming ended for Fear, then compare that date to when Emily was in Savannah. The question is will Beth appear somewhere during the second half or would they just leave that as an ultimate tease. I think I want to believe that the so-called friends wedding happened towards the end of what would have been the filming of Fear. Anyway it's fun to speculate about.

@galadrieljones

@wdway, I just did what you suggested and Emily was there like smack in the middle of filming, so.

@wdway

So we have yet another "coincidence." That bit of blonde hair is looking more and more interesting isn't it.

So do you guys think there is benefit to her showing up in Fear (not that she is) but could be?

Let's play devil's advocate and it is Beth in the teaser scene. The other thing that occurred to me is that this places her in the West, you could say the Western frontier and in the last last episode of TWD we had Daryl returning after a year from the "frontier."

I keep coming back to the question of where was Daryl during that year after the fall of CW and the one year anniversary? Why did he leave Judith and RJ? Why did he come back and then leave, yet again?

If Emily was filming Fear in Savannah the cover story she posted would have been a great cover for she being seen in Savannah. Has you guy's noticed In watching Emily's IG post for the last few years would it be unusual for her to mention being in a location for a friend's wedding or some kind of event? Is her giving an explanation, for no real reason, of why she's in a certain location unusual for her? Or does she post that type of thing quite often?

@galadrieljones:

I’ll start here, and say that I don’t think that sort of this is super typical. It was weird because she just talked about how she found her dress in Savannah, and she mentioned it like 2-3 days after having been there.

She also hid that bit under a cut in the caption, which means you have to click “read more” to see it. Otherwise you just see the part about her “cozy press outfit.”

In her original Savannah post, which was buried in a story (which are temporary), she’s also wearing that sweater she wore on TTD. Sure maybe she just likes it! But there could also be something to that. To me, it seemed like Emily posted that thing about being in Savannah in her story. She didn’t initially say why she was there. She just posted a picture of herself in the sweater with the tag “Savannah.”

Perhaps she started getting DMs about whether she was there for filming. Maybe tptb told her to come up with an excuse. Maybe she didn’t realize ppl were watching Fear filming and would be asking questions. Or maybe it was on purpose. Sometimes I think that when they place stuff in stories, it’s more purposeful, because only ppl who are looking will be sure to find it, and then it disappears.

@wdway:

Thanks @galadrieljones, all of this is good to know. There is still the question of if it was all a coincidence or not. We really won't know until part 2 of Fear comes back. I do think there might be a uproar with some Fear fans if suddenly Beth appeared, it would be somewhat stealing the thunder from the original characters.

Unless somehow Beth's story in some way connected like the kidnapping of children, the setting up new communities, that type of thing. If there's some kind of tie say between Beth and Alicia, which I would truly love because I have always thought they would have been great friends. That would be a good spin on a crossover character but who knows.

I would love to see Beth in a part 2 preview for Fear during Comic-Con, with Daryl spin-off panel following. A great one, two punch and a real shocker. A must watch the last half of Fear and definitely Daryl's spin-off mentioned. But that's just my wishful head canon.

[peggy-sue-reads-a-book]

Which of the gods, then, instigated the beef?

Apollo, son of Leto and Zeus,

who could not even with Agamemnon,

raised a pandemic through the army;

the homies were unalived

bc Agamemnon was in his villain era.

When the priest Chryses invited himself

to Greeks’ ships

bringing hella drip to ransom his daughter,

holding in his hands the golden selfie-stick

of Apollo who yeets from afar,

and went Bernie Sanders on the Greeks like:

“Sons of Atreus, and all you other strong-greaved mother-fuckers, I am was once again asking you to release your side-hoe and instead take this swag-bag, stanning Apollo who yeets from afar.”

Quoth the Greeks: “bet!” because they really liked all the cool stuff he brought.

But Agamemnon said, “Bitch, this shit does not spark joy. I will never release bae bc we do be fuqin. Now get your saggy ass off my boat.”

Chryses was shook, for hella old was he and the sons of Atreus were unnecessarily aggro. He took a long walk on the beach, praying to Apollo:

“Hear me, god of the silver bow, if ever I burned as a sacrifice to you the thicccc thighs of goats and bulls—- do me this solid:

cancel those shady ass Greeks. Periodt.

Thus he popped off, and Apollo heard him,

and set out from the heights of Olympus,

tweakin out of his damn mind.

Then, socially distanced from the ships,

he popped a squat,

and fucking sent an arrow.

First he went for the mules and the doggos (RIP) but then he unalived the homies themselves,

and the crowded pyres of the dead burned for a hot minute, pun intended.

Nine days the shafts of the god yeeted through the army,

and on the tenth, Achilles assembled the squad and addressed them:

“Ayo, this pandemic got us lost in the sauce. But come, let us ask our life-coach what tf even.”

Thus Achilles spoke and sat down. Then stood among them Calcus, far the most legit life-coach, who knew tea that is, tea to come, and tea that had gone before.

He in his wisdom spoke:

“O Achilles, main character, you bid me state the reason for the bad vibes, but someone’s not gonna like it so before I share the tea, you Achilles must swear to protect me.”

Then answering him, Achilles spoke, “go off. I gotchu, fam.”

So Calcus was like, “it is not with prayer, nor with sacrifice that Apollo is tweaked, but for the sake of his priest, whom Agamemnon dissed. He will not cancel the pandemic until Agamemnon gives back the Trojan hoe.”

Thus speaking, he sat down; and then rose among the squad main-baddie Agamemnon like, “Prophet of bad vibes, you say that the Archer who yeets from afar causes our affliction because I did not accept the ransom for my side-hoe, since she is a legit snack; for I greatly prefer her to Clytemnestra, my main-hoe, as she is not inferior to her in thiccccccness of ass, nor the making of sammich.

Even so, I am willing to deport her hoe ass

lest the gods unalive my men.

But make ready a new honey at once, as befits my cred, as bae finna peace out.”

Then answered him god-tier Achilles, “Oof, that’s tricky.”

Then answering him spoke big-baller Agamemnon, “You ain’t sly, god-tier Achilles. How about you can lemme smash your own number 1 booty call Briseïs, and we’ll call it good.”

And then Achilles said, “Pffft. As if. My rizz is more fire than yours and score the most Ws against the Trojans. My butt hurts and I’m going home. So fuck you, Dad— uh, I mean king.

And Agamemnon said, “Cool story. I’m still coming to your tent later to smash your boo for my own bad self.

But the big sads had already descended upon Achilles and the heart in his swole AF chest debated two ways,

where he should shank Agamemnon with his pointy sword

or if he should take several seats and #chill.

But Achilles was #nochill. As he drew his pointy sword, Athena came to him from heaven, seized him by the mullet, and was all like, “Ayo, check yourself before you wreck yourself. You’re gay. Why do you even care?”

“You’re so valid for that, O Goddess,” spoke Patroclus, roommate of beefcake Achilles, with whom he had butt seggs every day.

Achilles was deep shook, for he recognized the goddess at once by her fierce RBF. He said, “hey girl, I’m finna shank this mofo. Are you here to watch?”

Then fierce Athena addressed him, “OMFG could you not? Pro strat: come at him with sick burns instead.”

Achilles understood the assignment. Thus did the son of Peleus clap back, “Ok boomer. If you ever went into battle like the rest of everyone, you’d wouldn’t need to pilfer my swag nor my fly honies. You’re lame. Achilles out.”

Thus did Achilles, MVP of the Achaeans cancel himself.

@each-uisge achem

Go off, Muse, of unhinged Achilles,

who cost the Greeks like so many Ls,

and yeeted countless souls of dank heroes

into Hades' big dark,

making their bodies into snack for doggos

and all kinds of birbs.*

Begin with the how Agamemnon--

CEO of men--

deadass canceled the main character.

*edit

[animated-bone-noises]

i’ve had such a weird fuckin morning. okay so for context my Great Grandmother who imma call my Gran is 107 years old and has been in and out of hospital/sick every now and again whenever like an important date has come up that she wants to die on happens (like to the point the family places bets when she gets sick abt weather or not she’s actually gonna die this time) and it happened again recently when the anniversary of my great uncles death was coming up and so she’s in hospital rn as i type and i had a weird fuckin thing happen to me this morning so imma talk abt that. 

okay so i woke up very suddenly and checked the time it was 9:48 and at first i was like “why tf am i awake i usually don’t wake up till like 11 on my break” and then i heard my dad moving around and i put 2 and 2 together and curled back up in bed. but Then i had a crystal clear thought which was: “oh, great gran is gonna die today.” and Then while one part of my brain was looking at the rest going WTF? the rest of my brain was trying to figure out what i could wear to the funeral, an i was thinking abt that for a while before i kinda slipped back into sleep and i was woken up by the sound of my Grandad (great grans son and my dads dad) calling over to the house. so i listened in on the conversation between him and my dad from my blanket burrito as they sat downstairs and they were talking abt my Gran and how she had caught a chest infection but otherwise she was kinda fine and they talked on abt her for a while going through their usual rigmarole of “she’ll probably be fine the same as every other time we’ve gone through this” Until my Grandad got a call from a nurse saying they were taking my Gran off the drip and all the other things they had her hooked up too but not because she had improved and could go home they have just decided to stop intervening (she didnt say the part abt them stopping intervening but we all now pretty much suspect that she’s just dying and they feel that if they keep giving her help to stay alive she’ll just suffer longer than she needs to).... so like... imma update later if she dies or not... but yeah it was and still is fuckin weird.

EDIT: she died, she died a while after i made the og post at around 6 in the evening, and i’m just back from the hospital... i didn’t think she would, i didn’t think i was gonna be right i thought this would just end up some silly text post and nothing would come of it but she actually died.

[katsuflossy]

Could I request class 1-A getting a new transfer student from the city?? Like how they would react to the lingo nd allat

Aww thank you so much I really was nervous about that one but I’m glad you liked it!

Reader from Zoo York

1,2

Pairing: Class 1A x reader

TW: Obscenities, Mineta’s nasty ass

A/n: I hope you actually meant city as in New York City because I got so hype 🥺 but shoot me a message again if you had another concept in mind. Anyways I really hope you enjoy this 💖

Taglist: @myhoodacademia @melanimed @mixfi @iiminibattlehero @v-vpluto @strawberry-ice @ecao @photosbyameil @lunabby010

💫 When Aizawa told the class that there would be a new foreign exchange student from the states, everyone was anticipating your arrival. Some imagined you to be from Cali. Mina and the girls placed a bet on whether you would have a southern or a valley girl accent. Denki hoped you were Floridian so he could have a person matching is “Florida man energy”. Obviously, Mineta wanted you to be fucking hot (he needs help). And, Bakugo really didn’t care, already labeling you another extra.

💫 Well, the bet failed when they saw you walking in with some nice white g fazos on. Your resting bitch face kicked tf in as Aizawa asked you to introduce yourself..

💫 “Aii so boom, I’m (Y/n). I’m from New York, you know the vibesss. And I guess I’m mad excited to be here.”

💫 Sero made bank that day because he was the only one who guessed you were coming from New York. Hardly anybody cared because they were enamored by your accent. The way you talked to them sounded like butter. On top of that, your slang had everybody on pause. Midoriya stared right in your face as you talk, scribbling down every word that comes out of your mouth. Ofcourse his hard staring didn’t go unnoticed because you mean mugged the mess out of him. He couldn’t look you in the eyes for three months.

💫 Of course, Mineta had to ruin the atmosphere tryna spit game at your fine ass—to which you shut him the fuck down.

💫 “So you new to Japan right? I could show you a couple places like my bedroo—”

💫 “Umm WHOMPP. ‘Cause you look like purple bumps you’d find on some treesh’s ass. Like, fuck is wrong with you.”

💫 Mineta has no shame...he will try again tomorrow.

💫 Bakugo liked your spunk but still treated you like an extra. He tried to press you multiple times in your first meetings. Somebody should’ve warned him because you’re not the one.

💫 “You’re just another extra. If they needed a weakling for a hero, they should’ve put you in class 3B.”

💫 “Alright because you stay on my dick since I popped up in this bumass school like you a major dickrider. Ayo, in fact, you a whole dub bro. Fuck outta my face because I am not the one, two or any otha numba yo dumbass can count.”

💫 You and Bakugo eventually established a weird relationship, one that consisted of aggressive conversations but if anybody else came for y’all, you both are going down their throats.

💫 Everybody knew better than to disturb you in the mornings. After multiple times entering the classroom to the Bakugo and Midoriya’s fight scenes, you finally broke silence.

💫 “Yo, on no funny, y’all two mad annoying in the mornings. Mad dayroom and for what? Middle school beef? That’s dead a dub.”

💫 Iida? Terrified of you because he doesn’t know what you’re saying but it sounds mean, especially towards him.

💫 “Iida, you dead a feen but you fr keep this place up like real talk right now,” He’d be jostling all the languages he learned through his head, trying to piece together what you said before giving a nervous “thank you”.

💫 You now adopted Denki, Kirishima, and Mina because they really do vibe with you. They were all introduced to New Yorker culture a little through Tiktok.

💫 The only three people in the class that know how to woo walk. There’s always a party every Friday night at one of your dorms, drill music blaring out the stereo.

💫 You dub them as your sons and they’re more than happy to be called that.

💫 You put everybody onto some drip. Mitsuki thanked you personally for helping her son because his style was atrocious. You and Momo bought nice matching parkas together after a trip to the city. You hit up your cousin to get Uraraka a gold chain and now she mad Hollywood with it (let her live her life 😔).

💫 It took some time to convince Midoriya to throw out them faded red Octobers but eventually he agreed to buying some timbs. When he pulled up the Timberland’s box you were ecstatic.

💫 “Yurrr my guy Izuku copped him some buttas watchu know,” you opened the box, only to close it back again. Clasping your hands, turned back to him.

💫 “Deku.”

💫 “Y-yeah?”

💫 “Why the fuck are they red?”

[joculatrixster]

as someone who started watching south park in like middle school and is currently 18 let me just quick reply to this post bc honestly? the op has a point but went about saying this point in the most teen-repellent way possible.

like no fucking teen already watching south park is going to listen to the post its dripping w/ condescension and just kinda is clearly for adults to remember bad times w/ sp fans or who just dont like the show to get in the replies and say shit like “yes ur so right for that!!! hot take the sp fandom cant handle” which is annyoing to me. bc honestly why else did u make this u didnt honestly think anyone 12-17 was gonna listen to ur post right?

10-15 years ago most ppl in the media diudnt even know what nonbinary meant its a completely different social landscape nowadays in terms of rights, recognition, and teen’s access to education on bigotry. most teens on tiktok or tumblr know about these subjects more than their parents do and u bringing up over a decade ago when u urself was 9-14 in the 2010s is not the same experience as those who r in the age of tiktok and twitter and modern youtube/twitch. teens online know more shit and activist have spread a lot of awareness easy to access in these decades that ppl who make dark humor jokes are aware the difference between joke and bigotry and aware of how distorted south park is on purpose. and if someone isnt and takes it at face value? yes they should stop watching and reassess their media literacy and the way they interact w/ information thats CLEARLY exaggerated. that is a failure on the teens part to watch a show meant for adults and not have critical thinking skills therefore that teen needs to be told point blank “ur stupid as fuck” then told the show is a comedy and satire not serious political discussion and they need to strop believing everything they see on tv like a dumbass and grow tf up. thats a teen yeah, and a dumbass one to be sure yeah? not every teen is like that tho and south park isnt the only reason they made bigoted remarks liek that.

saying south park introduced bigotry as funny to a lot of kids is actually just making me have to sit down for a second and look at most adult cartoons, most famous comedians, and look back at my middle school days and my current high school ones and most of the jokes kids would make. i am looking at a culture that make bigotry funny and kids who have been joking about shit like that openly for decades. its the most “think of the children!” type bs to say “hey south park specially is making it funny to be like that to kids. nothing eles kids woudlnt have done that w/out south park!” no i assure u the show definitely helped some kids become worst off but it is not solely south park that does this i have been hearing the most vile shit from kids around me for my whole life and that wasnt bc of south park its a cultural thing that south park has been born of and contributes to but is not the sole cause of and to say ppl wouldnt do that w/out south park is actually just ignorant. its funny because its forbidden and bad and punching down which r all things teens, specially young teens, love to do not bc south park made it funny specifically

the issue isnt sp bad no one watch it, the issue is ppl under the age of like 14 dont have good media literacy. the issue isnt “hey do NOT watch this show that has bad things in it” the issue is “Hey when u watch this show be aware of the issues it talks about and have urself educated on the topics and ur own stance son them bf u let a show about comedy first most shape ur opinions.” telling teens not to watch something thats incredibly popular and main stream is actually stupid ur not helping the core of the issue by painting it as an issue w/ the show when its an issue w/ the audience. teens like 16 and older can handle southpark ur old enough then to understand the difference between a joke and being a bigot. id say kids younger than that would need to be more aware of the issues they joke about and need to be educated on that stuff not forbidden from seeing it joked about and sheltered form hearing about it in blasé and rude ways bc that doesnt WORK.

south park is just going to become more enticing and appealing and then they will think ppl like U who say “teens shouldnt watch south park” w/out actually explaining “they dont have the mental capacity at that age to understand the nuance of dark humor” and not "they r stupid kids who need to be sheltered”, are wrong then will just go watch it

ESPECIALLY when u say teens who r actively watching south park r to allowed to enjoy and connect w/ the show bc u personally do not like it. like girl what. if someone whos a fan of the characters is making them queer has it crossed ur mind they may already be aware the show is bigoted in its humor and can actually CRITICALLY watch it w/out consuming all it says mindlessly. this post gives me the vibes u personally do NOT like dark humor or anything at the expense of a group which is valid! i know ppl who r sensitive or just plain uncomfortable w/ that stuff and thats fine! and hey i can be reading u wrong here and u litterly could have been well meaning and im just misinterpreting what ur saying but to ME is teenagers r not allowed to watch a show u deem too offensive. no. the answer is no to that teens can watch whatever the fuck they want and no one owes u being 100 percent pg all the time. Being straight up bigoted is NOT something south park EVER supported it makes light of everything and anything but the show in itself is first seeking to make an easy joke based off current events and has clearly show3n beign antisemitc, homophobic, racisit, sexist, ect IS bad bc the butt of the joke is never just the one discimated against but also the bigot who chose to do that(mainly cartman) and if u want op i can give u quotes and episodes but i dont think u actually want that. i think u want to see ur idea of the show and blame it for kids being cruel or making jokes out of bigotry and dont actually want to get that in fact some kids just like dark humor and need to be more educated on serious subjects

that means the issue is teens need to stop ONLY watching south park and watch other shows and be aware of social issues, but honestly? teens r also just dicks man, shielding them form south park will make them cling on to the next edgy ADULT media and then what? how does ur post help those teens stop making bigoted jokes? maybe instead of being reactionary about a form of media actually make a post that helps educate teens who dont understand the shit they talk about bc they saw it in the media and heard about it form their friends.

idk what teenager needs to hear this but please stop watching south park

[ronsbadidea]

OMGGGG

Congratulations on 600 followers!!

Can I request a 🧩 Harry smut headcanon?

i’ve written so much smut for harry y’all are HORNY

he’s such a little shit

definitely james’s son that’s for sure

he gets so cocky

especially after quidditch wins

will make you ride tf out of him in his jersey to celebrate as the party is going on downstairs

“that’s it dove, just like that”

will grip your hips and drag your body down just to slam into you from underneath

say they lose a match tho, he’ll have some pent up anger and want to take his frustrations out

have you on your knees and fuck your mouth just to watch the spit drip down your chin

make you get on your hands and knees and will just go to town pounding into you

definitely see him slapping your ass

like it’s a given

loves seeing his hand prints on your ass cheeks

will grip your hair and pull you to his chest and just whisper the filthiest shit into your ear

“you like being fucked like a slut?”

“daddy’s little whore”

“you’re so fucking tight”

“my messy little slut”

god i don’t wanna talk about it

but his aftercare is phenomenal don’t even get me started

harry is always in the fucking mood man

you can do the most normal and domestic shit and he’ll get a fucking boner

he’ll think about you in class and work himself up like it’s his fault not yours

“i’m literally just standing here 🧍‍♂️”

if you guys don’t have class together during that time and he finds you in the hallway he’ll grip your robe from behind and pull you into a broom cupboard

will eat you out for hours idc idc

will edge you until you’re crying for mercy and then he’ll finally ease up on you and let you cum

“such a pretty pussy”

“all red and puffy for me”

loves to lick, suck, bite, hum, all over your clit

will overstimulate you for hours and just bring you to as many orgasms as possible

HES A SPITTER

will literally get globs out spit and just let it rain down onto your clit and folds

he loves spitting in your mouth

the first time he did it it caught you off guard but you loved it

he didn’t even realize he did it until you got silent and he looked down and saw your eyes glazed over even more

he was fucked over right then and there

loves to wrap his hand around your throat

and it can be the most common place too

y’all can be cuddling and he’ll just slip his hand around your throat comfortably bc it feels good just to rest there

just like how you like to rest your hands underneath the waistband of his pants

or just pants in general

the first time you did it your hands were cold and caught him off guard

but now it just has innocence to it that’s a special thing between you two

i’m getting off track pls bye

[jaehyunslilsister]

nct as things my classmates have said

warnings; we can't spell, our humour is shit (we find the word penis funny), we go to a private school, we joke abt sex a lot, we act like we're 11

taeil: *sends a spongebob and mr krabs having sex gif while someone's ranting* sorry my wifi was shit for a few hours

johnny: okay, everytime we earn a point, we have to moan

taeyong: holy shit it's 6am, i thought it was 6pm-

yuta: i'm not a prostitute but, if you gave me control of your bank account then i'll go to your house and let you do whatever the hell you want to me

kun: guys...⛎ pp underwater

doyoung: jesus, could you stop staring at me? like i know i'm handsome but-

ten: bro im like gæ. its like gay but fancier

jaehyun: when I say my boy I don’t mean in the horny anyway I know that your mind only works in the horny way but I mean him as like my son calm down you horny fucc

winwin: slap wooden plank against my dick for maximum pain, wait no i'm not a catmaid. please no

jungwoo: *calls the whole class gc* sorry i was pissing with my phone on the floor and i accidentally stepped on it

lucas: wait, who tf plans having sex??

mark: like the solar system?? no i don't own space (talking about laptops)

xiaojun: nononono shut up, i will come to school with my platform crocs

hendery: i am...bro ain't gay if he apprieciates arts, right?

renjun: anything bad that happens against me is literally homophobic and a hate crime

jeno: I sincerely apologize for my outlandish treatment of your characterization, and therefore my misinterpretation of your gender. I sincerely hope both you and I can continue forward knowing this was a misunderstanding. However, I must ask... what is your name? Perhaps a proper meet and greet is in order. I’m sure you’d be lovely to have a chat with. (WE WERE FIGHTING WHAT PRONOUNS TO USE ON A PC, A PC)

haechan: ALL HAIL THEE KING ON HIGH, DONG SICHENG

jaemin: BUT WHERE ELSE DO I PUT USELESS STUFF THAT I CANT THROW AWAY CAUSE I HAVE AN EMOTIONAL ATTACHMENT TO IT?

yangyang: then, if i can't tpose on the roof of your car trusting god for our safety, let it be god's will that we will have mcdonalds (we prayed for mcdonalds soon right after that)

shotaro: and i got hella weirded out yo 🥶🥶😈⁉️ u get my drip 😩🙏 he’s tight 👿🥶🙏

chenle: one day, i'm gonna change everyone's wifi pass to cock and ball torture

sungchan: PLS NOT THE IWANNAKASHOOTMYSELF,,WTF AUTOCORRECT

jisung: HELP I CANT OPEN THE SALSA

[five minutes later]

GUYS HELP I OPENED THE SALSA *sends photo of salsa everywhere in their kitchen*

[mersuperwholocked-lowlife]

Time’s Up

Word Count: 1,852

Characters: Dean Winchester, Sam Winchester, Reader

Pairings: Dean Winchester x Sister!Reader; Sam Winchester x Sister!Reader

Warnings: angst, death

A/N: I’m genuinely curious how tf I have this many followers with terrible writing like wtf- 

Masterlist

Keep your head up, (Y/N) John’s voice repeated in your head, as you gripped your gun tightly.

7 against 2, we can do this, right? you were already bloodied and beaten, the only thing you could feel was a coldness, as your blood dripped from your wound, falling to the ground.

I can do this, I can do this you pushed yourself up, trying to catch your breath. Your head was pounding. Louder than drums. Searing pain took over your body, causing you to stumble. John. Where was John? Where was your dad?

I can’t do this, you whimpered softly, feeling your body weaken. It was too late. You couldn't keep fighting, not anymore.

---

*15 years later*

You sat up in your bed, letting out a loud cough.

“H-Hello…” you tried calling out, as your throat begged for you to stop.

You spotted a cup of water next to you, reaching it as you took a large sip.

You cleared your throat, trying again to say something.

“H-Hello?” you called. Your throat still ached, but it was slightly easier.

“Oh my god!” you jumped slightly, hearing someone scream as they walked into your room.

“Y-You’re awake.”

---

“No, Sam, I said no. It’s too damn risky,” Dean shouted, his knuckles turning white as he gripped the steering wheel.

“But it’ll help you,” Sam kept his voice calm, trying to keep positive.

“I’m fine. Fan-freaking-tastic,” Dean rolled his eyes.

“Dean, look, this mark… it doesn't seem bad yet, but it’s affecting you. It’s only a matter of time till things escalate,” Sam argued.

“If things escalate, then you and Cas take care of it, okay?” 

“Take care of it? How? Tie you down in the bunker? Again?” Sam could feel anger rising as he took a deep breath.

“If that’s what needs to happen, then yes,” Dean replied.

“And what if it’s too late?! It’s only a matter of time before me and Cas can’t do anything! We’re trying to help you, Dean!” Sam begged his older brother.

“No!” Dean’s voice boomed over Sam, as Sam went quiet, muttering softly to himself, looking out the window.

All of a sudden the dark passing trees and headlights of passing cars became interesting to him.

Both brothers jumped, hearing a phone ring.

“Not me,” Dean said.

“Not me either,” Sam sighed.

“Dad,” Dean took his eyes off the road, reaching into the compartment as he held John’s old phone.

Municipal Court Hospital 

Dean frowned, picking up the phone.

“Hello?” Dean answered.

“Is this Mr.Duvall?” a lady asked.

“Who is this?” Dean asked.

“I’m Nurse Lissie. I’ve been taking care of your daughter for the past 15 years. Sir, she’s awake.”

---

“Dad said… Dad said she was dead,” Sam stuttered, the two of them parked in front of the hospital.

“Well, clearly he lied,” Dean replied, a bit annoyed by Sam.

“It’s been… we haven't seen her in so long,” Sam sighed, exiting the car.

Part of him was excited to see you again, but the other part was scared and dreaded the moment. It had been long, too long.

Dean asked behind Sam, keeping a distance. He missed you, a lot. But maybe seeing him like this would ruin you. Always having to hold in his anger, the temptation of killing everyone and anyone around him. The mark burned his arm, screaming out for a taste of blood. But he ignored it, over and over again. He wanted help, he needed help, but he wouldn’t let Sam and Cas so something stupid for him.

“Uhm, we’re here to see (Y/N)... Duvall,” Sam said.

“Ah, yes, the coma patient. We all thought she was gone years ago. It’s a miracle she pulled through,” the nurse said, leading them to you.

Sam drifted off from the conversation, his heartbeat echoing in his ears as he approached your room.

“Miss Duvall, you’ve got some visitors,” the nurse said, opening your door.

Sam and Dean walked in, both taking a sharp breath, while you looked at them, slightly comfortable.

You grabbed your pocket knife from your jacket, holding it as the nurse left.

“Who the hell are you?!” you exclaimed, grabbing the blade.

“(Y/N)... I’m Sam…. this is Dean,” Sam said softly, trying to keep his tears at bay.

“Dean? Sam?” you gasped softly, continuing to hold your blade up.

Sam got taller, clearly. You found it hard to believe after all this time, that you would ever see them again. Your big sister instincts kicked in, immediately noticing something was off between them.

“God,” Sam gasped, running to you as he wrapped his arms around your tightly.

You jumped, a bit surprised.

“It’s okay, Sammy. I’m here,” you cooed softly, rubbing his head as he gripped you tightly.

Dean watched the two of you, continuing standing in the corner as he gave you a blank look. That was what’s off. Dean was off. He stood there, staring at the two of you as if he was numb. As if he was empty.

“Good to see you,” Dean said, his voice low.

“Get in here,” you motioned to him.

---

“So much has… changed,” you raised an eyebrow, hiding nervousness as you walked into the bunker, looking around.

It was a truly beautiful sight, a beautiful smell. It was wonderful. But, that you didn't feel safe, you weren't okay. Everything was different, everything changed, and everyone was gone. Sam and Dean have still yet to tell you what was going on with them, 

“Here, keep this with you. It’s your phone,” Sam handed you the small, cellular device. 

“I… what?” you took it from him, a bit uncomfortable.

“Yeah, you can call Dean and me from this, text us, take pictures, and do more stuff,” Sam explained.

The device started ringing, as you dropped it, tensing up.

“Don't worry, you’re just getting a call. It’s… Dean?” Sam picked up your phone, answering Dean’s call.

Goddamn, so much has changed you groaned mentally, continuing to walk around the bunker.

Last you remembered you were a 21-year-old hunter. Now, you’re a 36-year-old woman, who was supposedly dead for the past 15 years.

Something about all this was definitely weird. You get weird. Everything was different, you were different. Thoughts came racing to your head. Maybe you should’ve died on that hunt. 

“(Y/N)?” Sam asked, taking your attention away from your thoughts.

“Yeah, sorry,” you shook your head.

“No worries. Let me show you your room,” Sam smiled, leading you through the bunker.

He showed you to your room, showing his across from you, and Dean’s down the hall.

“Well, it’s late. I think you should go to rest. I’ll be in my room if you need anything,” Sam said softly, going to his room.

You took a deep breath, going to your room.

---

You laid awake in your bed, being alone with your thoughts. It’s been a day that you’ve been back. Nothing’s changed. Everything still felt weird, Sam and Dean were still acting off.

You sat up in your bed, hearing some noises from Dean’s room.

“Dean?” you said softly, knocking at his door before entering.

“What do you need?” he asked.

“What’s going on?” you asked, standing in front of him.

“Don’t worry about it,” he shrugged.

“Hell no. I don’t care how long I’ve been gone, I’m still your big sister, and nothing’s gonna change that. You and Sam have been hiding something since the second I got back. Tell me what’s going on,” you held his hand, standing in front of him while he sat on the edge of his bed.

He looked down, playing with his fingers nervously.

“Dean.”

“Fine,” he pulled up his right sleeve, revealing an oddly shaped mark on his arm.

“What the hell is that?” you gasped, grabbing his arm.

“It’s called the Mark of Cain. Laptops and cellphones aren’t the only things you missed…”

--- 

You finished packing your bag, getting ready for the hunt. After last week, Dean was ignoring you. Sam was on some solo hunt somewhere, leaving you and Dean alone to handle the werewolf. The tension was strong as you sat in the driver’s seat of the Impala.

“The hell are you doing?! I’m driving!” Dean yelled.

“Sit in the car and shut up,” you rolled your eyes.

He muttered softly to himself, sitting in the passenger’s seat.

You exhaled, starting the Impala before reversing out of the garage, driving off.

---

Shit!  your eyes went wide as you moaned, the gunshot piercing your stomach.

You shakily pointed your gun at the werewolf, shooting it before you fell onto the wall next to you. You pushed yourself up, wincing.

“Shit! Stupid son of a bitch!” Dean ran to you, dropping his gun as he held you.

“I shoulda had your bad. Crap! Okay, don’t worry, you’ll be okay,” Dean began ripping off a part of his shirt, as you laid on the ground.

“I-I’ll be fine. Go help them,” you motioned to the two victims, just barely clinging onto life.

“No, you’ll bleed out. Shit!” Dean wrapped the fabric around your wound frantically as you winced.

“Dean, listen to me and help them,” you replied softly.

“N-No… I’m helping you, I have to save you,” tears welled up in his eyes.

“Dean…” you started.

No! L-Look… ever since you came back I’ve bee ignoring you. I’m sorry, I’m so, so sorry. I missed you so much, and now that you’re here, and okay…” he paused, taking a breath.

“Dean, I missed you guys too. But listen to me. I’ll be okay. I-I’m dying… and that’s okay,” you started.

“Are you freaking crazy?! Of course, it’s not!” he yelled.

“Dean, I don’t fit in here, like this. I shoulda died on that hunt, my time’s up. It’s been up for a while,” your eyes watered as you gave him a soft smile.

“Don’t say that. Don’t you dare say that” he yelled.

“It’s true. De, please be a good brother and listen to me. Leave me to die, go help them,” you whispered softly.

“I want you here. Please. I need you here,” he begged you.

“You did fine for the past 15 years. You don’t need me,” you laughed softly, before groaning.

“Please, (Y/N),” he sniffled.

“I love you, kid,” you said, strained as your tears slid down your face. You gave Dean a small smile, stroking his cheek softly. 

You could feel the life draining out of your body. You could feel your life-ending. Your time was up, even though it should’ve been up years ago.

“I love you too, (Y/N). You’re the best damn person I could ask for,” Dean held onto you tightly, holding you as the blood dripped, soaking not only you but him as well. 

Your hand fell from his face, your body going limp. You let out your last breath, as tears streamed down Dean’s face.

“(Y/N),” he called your name softly.

“(Y/N), “ he repeated shakily, looking at his shaking figure. You were gone. For good. There was no getting you back this time.

“(Y/N).”  

[boytoyhalo]

ok so here's my vision it might be nothing

Fit is a veteran who, after being discharged, has wound up in charge of a kid (ramon, obviously) via a promise to a dying comrade. He's struggling with PTSD and is having a hard time readjusting to society and finding and holding down work, so his trauma therapist (phil probably) tells him about an opportunity that's opened up - a relative of his who was working as a lighthouse attendant on a remote isle has just passed, leaving the property unattended. Since Phil is close with the next of kin, he would be able to put in a good word for Fit if Fit wanted it - the job would have him and ramon living in a house mostly isolated from other people, his work would involve basic maintenance, upkeep and emergency response for shipwrecks. It pays well, provides him with housing and easy access to food (farmland/garden and fishing/hunting) and phil says he could even arrange for a tutor to come for two weeks a month to handle Ramon's education. And Fit figures fuck it, it'll be hard work but it'll keep him and Ramon covered and doesn't involve dealing with other people frequently, sounds perfect!

So he takes the position, he and Ramon move out to this island and settle in reasonably quickly - the house isn't big but it's accommodating, and the isolation combined with having the sea right there feels a lot less claustrophobic to him than being in normal society surrounded by other people. Ramon though - he doesn't dislike this arrangement, he gets to help his dad with all the cool mechanical stuff and gardening and gets to run around and swim to his little hearts' desire - but he's lonely. Fit is great and he likes his tutor (tubbo maybe? or possibly bad so he can see dapper sometimes idk it's not important) but he's a kid and kids need other kids in order to not be bored out of their mind. So one day Fit goes out onto the rocks and sees his son playing with a baby seal, and like any good parent that knows anything about seals he runs over and pulls him right tf out of there, tells him not to approach wild animals even if they look cuddly. Ramon argues but Fit isn't backing down, so eventually he agrees - and then the next day, out of nowhere, there's another kid on the island? and Ramon is playing and laughing with him like they know each other, and when Fit asks who he is Richarlyson introduces himself like his presence is completely normal. But when asks where his parents are and how he got there, he just shrugs and goes back to drawing.

Fit spends a few hours searching the island but doesn't find anyone else so he decides, whatever, this kid is weird and unexplainable but ramon is happy, he can stay for now. So Richas and Ramon start hanging out every day - Fit never sees where richas comes from, and he always disappears before dinner time. Eventually though, the strangeness can't be ignored anymore and Fit's paranoia is only getting worse the longer things go unexplained. Interrogating the kid doesn't get him anything but increasingly hard-to-manage emotional distress so he decides to invite him to stay for dinner one night so he can keep a closer eye on him, and then when he eventually leaves he uses his hard-earned soldier stealth skills to follow him across the island, unseen - except he is seen, unbeknownst to him, by two of the six adult seals that are always hidden along the shoreline while richas is on the island.

When Richas stops at a seemingly unspecial outcropping of rocks near the Island's south point, Fit thinks he's about to have answers to his questions - but then there's a man, his skin and hair dripping wet but clothes completely dry, walking up and hugging the kid, pulling him away from a large rock that he had been suspiciously interested in a few moments before. and then he's walking up to Fit, holding a very confused-looking richarlyson's hand, and introducing himself as Richas' dad - or one of them, whatever that means. He very poorly and very suspiciously explains that his family live on a nearby island and that Richas has been boating himself out to Fit and Ramon every day. And he is so clearly lying, fit knows that there are no livable land masses within unsupervised-child-boating distance and that even if there were he would have been made aware by now - but he's too perplexed to argue (and maybe, just maybe, a little bit charmed, because this guy has a really cute smile, not that fit knows how to unpack his feelings enough to know that) so he just invites Pac to come along with the rest of his family for dinner the next night and walks away. And all of a sudden there are new, semi-frequent, unexplained visitors to his little island

and weirdly enough, that pod of seals he's seen swimming along the shore a few times starts to get... oddly... comfortable with his presence....

thinking thoughts..... would anyone be interested in a fitpac au where fit is a lighthouse keeper and pac is a selkie

[eldritch-elrics]

memes of 2020

so for the last couple years i’ve been keeping very casual lists every year of the most prominent memes - or, more precisely, whatever memes happen to make their way into my sphere of the internet. here is my list for 2020!

do x or take 25

world war 3

yanderedev discord server ban speedrunning

bernie “i am once again asking for x”

iowa caucus results

a man has fallen into the river in lego city

froggie chair

“do you fart” fish

penis music

animal crossing and doom eternal

disney’s first gay character

person in lab coat with test tube: finally / x

caramelldansen resurgence

babe! it’s 4pm, time for your dick flattening! / yes honey

coronavirus handwashing

biden burying a dog

characters explaining pickle rick

nice cock

hehe x go brrrrr

are ya winning son

music make you lose control / dancing triangle

when the x is y idk i never played the game

choose your quarantine house

gossip girl

the man behind the slaughter

x is returning to nature. we are the virus

facebook group where we all pretend to be ants

redrawing album covers with kk slider

coffin dance

raymond drama

how tf am i an essential worker

random chimp event

me? gongaga

x æ a-12

knuckles meme approved

brazilian football n64 intro

you do not deserve to have raymond on your island

women want me fish fear me

say so by doja cat

i hope this email finds you

trump coin

i heart hole

wait it’s all x? always has been

500 dollar mareep

big book smaller book

femboy hooters

i want to hurt you

straight ship for straight people, gay ship for straight people, etc

x be like “i know a place”

hannibal speech

hello jon apologies for the deception

microwaving ants

you’re crying from x? you’re seriously crying from x?

big buff dog and small dog

cutting up characters and they’re actually realistic cakes

deepfake singing videos (usually of baka mitai)

comic: is that your fucking fursona? that’s cringe

get stickbugged lol

thank goodness, you’re awake! x? y? z? what are you talking about?

pokemon master sex

you’re laughing. i asked x and you’re laughing.

your mother fucking life ends thirty minutes from now

good afternoon girl i’m in the water / girl help

mp100 is leftist propaganda

destruction caused by gender reveal parties

who’s watching? person who pays for the account, girlfriend free pass, parasites

jfk from clone high

my day be so fine, then boom

nothing bad ever happens to the kennedys

good morning to people who x, people who y, people who z,

petting gif maker

da vinky

fall guys anatomy

snapchat anime filter

WHAT… your Trans Gener…….

smack barm pey wet

cheesed to meet you

one bad gloop

hey shitass wanna see me speedrun

i wish all x a very pleasant evening

raybans sunglasses sale

he was forced to eat cement when he was 6

enrichment in enclosure

election memes

destiel canon

castiel went to super hell for being gay

finding out putin resigned because destiel canon

the entirety of nov 5

supernatural resurgence

bingus

so you’re non biney?

four seasons total landscaping

i’m not a fruitcake am i lad?

fruit (derogatory)

obama reading foucault to impress girls in college

i love you in spanish

i guess you are my little pogchamp

story of undertale

person at party: they don’t know that i x

glup shitto

if you x, don’t worry about what’s in the vaccine

twitter carp

biden getting the covid vaccine but he’s actually getting a tattoo

among drip

malewife + girlboss

year in show gifs

[eyeslikefoxglove]

Episode 14 - WangXian are a (v soft) Battle Couple & Foxglove is hella mad

Hi! Welcome to episode 14. I should be studying. It’s day two of morning runs, so my soul has left my body already, send help. Yesterday I went to buy plants with my mum and got so excited I just whacked on a bunch of eyeshadow because I haven’t seen the outside in weeks, I’m also wearing makeup today, because I have nowhere to go, but I really need to finish this bb cream before it goes bad, so my parents are getting my full fresh faced “woke up like this and put on mascara” routine (which is a fucking lie because I’m wearing at least three blushes and two highlighters). I’m determined to get this bitch down in under five minutes so I can have another five to do eyeshadow, I have way too much eyeshadow to not wear it (I have way too much everything except maybe mascara and eyebrow stuff).

Yes, if y’all were wondering I am in fact a makeup magpie. ANYWAY BACK TO THE ACTUAL THING WE ALL CAME HERE FOR.

(Btw further down I discuss once again how shitty I think the Yunmeng sibs’ parents are if that causes an issue for you)

Ok ok ok, so I was talking with damnpoe-2187 here about how we found that sometimes WWX crossed from gremlin into asshole when he tried to get LWJ riled up. Like in the Cold Springs, putting our shippers hearts aside, that was a dick move and he should have stopped undressing the second LWJ went from annoyed to incredibly uncomfortable. I find this scene the complete opposite, a show of character development if you will. It is kind of similar in that they’re both hurt, and alone (although this time is much more serious) and there was some undressing going on; however WWX here behaves like a fool in love considerate person and knowing how uncomfortable LWJ already is tries to make it easier for him. They’re also super soft and I’m weak.

A brief interlude from my one track mind: That pond is full of corpses isn’t it? Or at least the remnants of the Murder Turtle’s meals I suppose. Damn right WWX should not have gone into the water with an open wound, but think no one should go swimming in there without a full hazmat suit tbh (I want to pump them full of antibiotics at this point ngl)

So I love this tiny montage (is it even a montage) of the, getting themselves ready to kill the Murder Turtle.

Teamwooooooork.

Listen, I have read a few fics in which their mind-meld stays in place due to reasons and I need me more of those.

Ok, turtles don’t work that way, but then again, giant murder snake-Trex-turtle so that’s low on my list of priorities. What’s not low is the fact that this guy is knee deep into pretty much a mass grave and I want to take a few showers just watching him.

Yeah, I know exactly what he’s smelling and suddenly I hope I don’t have meat for lunch today tbh.

The screaming sword has always been fucking creepy and does LWJ’s fist clench mean that he’s also hearing them?

BATTLE COUPLE! BATTLE COUPLE! BATTLE COUPLE!

So I know killing the thing took them something like six hours. And while it feels quite a long time in the show, I think that, if they cut the scene with idk, JC running towards Lotus Pier, then back to them, then back to JC, but now the sun is in a different position, back to them, but now the blood from LWJ’s hand has dripped down his arm; and so on a so forth it’d convey more clearly how long it took for the Murder Turtle to die. I know fuck all about cinematography tho so feel free to ignore all this if it is in fact an abomination.

Tiiiiiiny interlude here to say that Yiling Patriarch!WWX is probably one of my favourite character archetypes. He’s slightly creepy, slightly amoral (smiling while torturing and murdering bad guys is still amoral ok), more than a bit on the Dark Side, cocky, smirky, a bit of an asshole a BAMF, a rebel with cause and yet he will still do the right thing, not despite his nature, but because of it. He’s kind of like a Chipped Spike? But you know, he doesn’t need electroshock to behave.

I just want a fic where he’s this Dark Lord of Evil in everyone’s eyes however the ‘good guys’ take a break from trying to off him because a bigger threat just popped up and they have no choice but to ask for his help. He agrees, keeps being his charming self while also saving everyone’s asses, LWJ is smitten.

TL;DR: The Necromancer is hot. Oh and nobody dare deny LWJ has a Yiling Patriarch kink.

Oh my, this is the part when I always get teary eyed.

WUJI ON A CELLO? DO YOU WANT TO KILL ME?

“Why hasn’t Jiang Cheng shown up and rescued me yet?” THIS IS ALL THE PROOF I NEED THAT WWX IS THE BABY SIBLING.

“Lan Zhan sing me a song”

IT IS HAPPENING, STAY FUCKING CALM EVERYBODY (I’m crying)

That slideshow of their best moments set to WuJi is a masterpiece, and also, it kind of drives home the point of “how tf did we go from flirting during summer camp to this mess”?

(Btw if that’s YiBo humming he’s got one hell of a deep voice)

Ok ok ok, so this moment had me spitting up my tea the first time I watched it. Believe it or not my dumbass thought these people were actually serious with the censorship and we’d get scraps of their actual relationship. Lots of charged moments like in some other western tv shows I’ve seen when two dudes have chemistry but “they’re not gay”, no longing glances, no tender touches, no being unbelievably soft with each other; just you know, amped up, because if I’m not mistaken you can be arrested in China for “promoting the gay”. I mean, they changed the beginning when people insult MXY’s sexuality to insulting his mental health; no one would think “ah yes, the gays are good” when they hear it used as a slur, but they still erased it completely. One of the things I thought they’d fully take away was WangXian, I mean, the into/outro is named Wuji, which, you know, still a mishmash of their names, but not their ship name. It is such a significant part of the story with all the “what’s the song name? Figure it out yourself” that if something were going to give away that they’re married with a kid it would be that. I thought we’d get an artful fade to black BEFORE LWJ would say the name not after. And also, YiBo is enunciating it so clearly that, even with the sound muffled and the blurriness I, who don’t speak Chinese, can make out the two syllables. That’s deliberate, I can say “WangXian” loud and clear without moving my lips too much. At this point in time I must assume someone in charge of looking for censorship violations in the show is a fan and just ignored it.

Censorship person 1: dude, isn’t that a bit too gay, maybe you shouldn’t greenlight it.

Censorship person 2: shut the fuck up, sit here and watch.

*a full rundown of the whole of CQL later*

Censorship person 1: oh my god they’re so in love and they deserve to be happy.

Back to the commentary: I’m sorry but I have a mighty need of a WWX & Peacock friendship ok? This might be me just wanting WWX and LWJ to make other friends besides each other but I think that the Peacock is just bitchy enough to not take any of WWX’s bullshit.

And the Yunmeng bros timing for banter strikes yet again.

That’s terrible quality fake blood btw.

@ Yunmeng disciples: STOP SHOOTING FUCKING KITES PLEASE AND THANK YOU

Oooof even with a change of clothes our boy is still looking rough as hell.

MY LOVELY YUNMENG SIBS BEING SOFT AND HAPPY WITH EACH OTHER.

It hurts my soul that the second JFM starts praising WWX for surviving the Murder Turtle our boy’s knee-jerk reaction is to start praising JC in return. It is instinctive, how many times must this have happened for him to know his brother won’t even get scraps of praise? (Seriously fuck their parents)

It was going so well, I mean, JFM had a point warning him to not say things in anger. But I thought he was going to tell him that it is because sometimes he’ll hurt someone without wanting to, yet, this asshole decided to, once again, remind his kid he thinks he’s a failure.

And here comes Mme Yu who I can only assume had a servant posted at the door to warn her when WWX woke so she could throw some verbal abuse at him. I mean, she must have been missing it.

And JFM’s misogynistic bullshit strikes once again, because why defend ALL your kids when you can insult your wife.

(Every time someone berates WWX for “intervening” I want to scream. I mean, seeing this I can believe why the society as a whole thought genocide was a good idea.)

I love how they use their kids as props in their fight, I mean it’s not like they have feelings or anything. This woman is gaslight-y as hell too “you don’t love your kid because I gave birth to him”, you can’t tell me saying that in front of the son she’s supposed to love isn’t going to hurt him. And she knows it, I mean, besides the Wen attack I’ve never seen her hit the kids (although I very much doubt she hasn’t), so a good part of the abuse must be verbal. There’s no fucking way a person who regularly uses words that way won’t realise where she’s aiming those arrows. Which means to her (to both) the kids are collateral.

But FR, the barely-out-of-adolescence disaster bi necromancer PTSDing all over the place and living in a mass grave was a better parent than any of the current adults in this thing.

Which brings me to another point, Shijie is textbook “the oldest sibling is just another parent” and I’m making myself very angry.

[this is when I start frothing at the mouth and itching to write a modern-girl(and friends)-dropped-in-CQL because someone has to be a positive adult influence in these kids’ lives and it sure as shit ain’t the ones in the actual show.]

CAN WE STOP BRINGING PEOPLE’S DEAD PARENTS INTO THE FIGHT?

*deep breath*

I am going to feed JFM & Mme Yu each other’s spleens. Look, listen, look and listen, let’s first talk about how calmly they lay out the facts of their lives, one is only loved because he’s been brought up in the shadow of his dead parents, the other knows with certainty his father dislikes him and his mother uses him as leverage in marital disputes. When have these two not exploded their emotions all over the place? Fucking never. Yet here they are, talking about this bullshit like some bout of inconvenient weather. They’re used to it!

And now let’s talk about yet again siblings-are-just-extra-parents, with an added pile of WWX’s terrible self awareness that, to the man who brought him up, his worth is due to his dead parents. Again I’m extrapolating, but with the amount of times Mme Yu brings up his parents in such a negative light I refuse to believe JFM hasn’t made all the “you’re so much like your parents” comments to him every time WWX does something right. I mean, telling an orphan about their parents if they ask is a good thing, but WWX seems starved for stories about his them, which leads me to believe JFM refuses to talk about the topic except to make those little comments. What a fucking stellar way to give someone all the trauma if you ask me. May also explain a lot of WWX’s self worth issues if the biggest praise he’s ever heard is that he resembles dead people, yes, people who were loved, but they’re dead, and it doesn’t look like any adult has bothered to go and differentiate WWX from ZSSR&WCZ.

I’m just really mad, despite all the silly anecdotes I put in here my parents are fucking great at parenting, so I know what good parents should look like, and this ain’t it.

Ok, so I made myself angry and I don’t know if I should move onto the next episode now or wait till tomorrow but thanks for reading!

[thosequeenboys]

Love is Love is Love (Ben Hardy x Joe Mazzello): Love of Our Lives

Summary:  In this short, flash-forward of my series, 9-year-old Alex learns the about families and love after an upsetting experience.

Warning:  Description of reproduction. Words can hurt just as much as - or more than - sticks and stones. Cursing

Tagging:  @warriorteam1924 @heybuddy-drabbles @watercolouredreams @cardyandy @im-an-adult-ish @roger-taylors-car @marianaletosnape @oniriquex @igotsuckedintothevoid @honeymazzello @queensilveryrog

Ben entered the school yard and smiled as he saw Alex in the distance. His smile turned to anxiety as he got closer and saw Alex crying hysterically, being consoled by a teacher. A classmate and her mom were next to him.  Did he collide with her on the playground and get the wind knocked out of him? No, it was worse. Much worse.

“Buddy, buddy, what’s wrong?” Ben asked, kneeling on the pavement and pulling Alex in for a hug.

“Lily said it’s bad that I don’t have a mommy,” he said in a high-pitched voice raw with emotion, his breath punctuated by hiccupps.  Tears dripped from his eyes and his nose was damp.

“No, no, that’s SO not true. Papa and I love you SO much.”  Ben said, totally shocked, wanting to console his son.

“Your dad is right, Alex. There are all kinds of families,” his teacher Ms. Ellen reassured firmly. “Lily has a mom and dad, Olivia and Rob. You have two dads, Ben and Joe.”

As Ben brought Alex in for a deeper hug and rubbed his back, his green eyes narrowed and aimed at the referenced mother, Olivia.  Her eyes caught his, and she offered a lame apology.  “Lily didn’t mean to hurt his feelings.” No direct apology was forthcoming, however. Ben kissed Alex’s tear-stained face and took a tissue from his pocket and wiped his nose. “We’ll talk more at home with Papa.”

Ben stood up and smiled at Ms. Ellen, mouthing ‘thanks’, and glanced at Lily and Olivia.  Ben reached for Alex’s hand as they walked away.

On the bus, Alex put his head on Ben’s lap, his breath still strained with emotion. Ben smoothed his hair and typed a message to Joe with the other hand:

Bad pick up. Lily told A it’s bad he doesn’t have a mom. He’s so fucking upset.

JESUS H CHRIST WHO TF ARE THESE PEOPLE?? came Joe’s response.      C U soon.

When they arrived home, Joe was waiting at the door. He helped them hang their coats and placed Alex’s backpack on the bench for unpacking later.  

“Let’s talk,” Joe’s hand stretched toward the living room. Alex settled between them on the couch.  

Joe began, “Daddy said Lily upset you and made you cry.  Tell us what she said, Babe.”

“She said her mom was taking her for a haircut.  She asked me why I don’t have a mom.  I said I have two dads.  She said it was bad I didn’t have a mommy.  She said I was…weird.” He started crying. Ben and Joe exchanged surprised glances that reflected the deep pain Alex felt and lapped at them too. 

“You’re not weird.  At All. That’s complete bullocks!!” Ben said right away.  His disgust was palpable. Ben wiped Alex’s eyes with his fingers, and Joe rubbed his back, piecing together his thoughts.

“Do I have a mom?” Alex asked tentatively through his tears.

Joe spoke softly and slowly. “Daddy and I wanted to have a baby. Really badly. To have a baby, you need a man and a woman.  The man gives a sperm and the woman gives an egg to create a baby.  Then the baby grows in the woman until it’s ready to be born.”  

“Like Josie’s kittens.” Alex remarked referencing their neighbor’s cat who gave birth a few weeks ago.

“That’s right,” Ben said.

Joe continued, “We met a really great women named Lena who wanted to help us have a baby.  She gave an egg for daddy’s sperm to make you.  Then she grew you in her body until you were ready to be born.  Lena was happy to help us have you, but she wanted you to be where you belonged:  with Ben and me. With your Daddy and Papa. With your two dads who wanted you more than anything else.  Do you understand?”

Alex nodded.

Joe continued, wrapping his arm around Alex’s shoulder, and Ben extended his arm around Alex’s back. “There are lots of different families. Some kids have a mom and a dad; some kids have two moms-or two dads-like you.  Some kids have one mom or one dad.  They may have a foster mom or dad.  Some kids don’t have either a mom or a dad.  They may have a Nana or an Auntie or a Guardian.  All are families.  They are all valid.  What’s most important is that the child is loved.  Love is Love is Love is Love (1). And Daddy and I love you so, so much. You were meant to be with us -- only us.   You are the love of our lives. And we are indeed a family.  Never let anyone let you think otherwise.  Or hurt you with their mean words. Promise?”  Joe asked.

Alex nodded again. “I’m glad Ben and Joe are my two dads.” He concluded.

Grasping their arms behind Alex, Ben and Joe joined their other hands in front of their son, sealing their love.

Note

1.       Lin-Manuel Miranda, Tony Award Acceptance Sonnet, for Best Score for Hamilton, 2016, in remembrance of the victims of the Orlando Night Club Shooting.

[empathwayhealing]

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