#my roommate is freaking out

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 194

Bart is frozen. He’s terrified- his heart is beating faster in his chest than it’s ever done before yet he couldn’t even start to force himself to run, his body practically vibrating in place as he shook. 

There was a familiar feeling in the air, one he’d never thought he’d ever feel again once he’d slipped back in time. He couldn’t breathe, everything felt like it was falling away except for that horrifying fiery aura- 

“Kid, are you okay?” There was a hand on his shoulder, light as a feather (he’d learned that from gramps!) yet grounding. 

He finally managed to suck in a breath, however wheezy, and looked up to answer, the words dying in his throat before they even began. 

“Kid? Holy shit-” Bart didn’t hear anything else as his poor brain fizzled and he fainted. 

Danny blinks down at the barely-teenager who seemed to just have some sort of attack before fainting practically in his arms. He’d say diabetes or something, but he has no way to be sure and is maybe panicking himself. 

“Wow Mum, wha’ you do?” a toddler Dan- he knew what he did but honestly his baby lisp was adorable- snarked from next to him, chewing on his kid leash. Which he wasn’t getting out of until he could both stop floating whenever he saw the stars (yes he knew he used to do the same thing, shush) and walk out into traffic. 

[moghedien]

Book Galinda my beloved 😭

[shima-draws]

Sooooo someone came up to our door and left a backpack between our front door and screen door and they also stowed an electric scooter in the bushes? I literally heard them outside and didn’t think anything of it bc I thought it was my roommates grabbing food from DoorDash or smth. But nope! It was some random person leaving suspicious shit in front of my house!!

Anyway we called the cops. Hopefully this doesn’t end up with me getting stabbed in the middle of the night 👍

[thalassata]

how I look on the couch at 6pm after work

[st4rstudent]

on tha computer

[anachronistic-falsehood]

i am. so excited to watch qfit's descent into his old ways. most of all, i'm excited to see what his reaction to seeing pac on the battlefield will be. like, what are you going to do. you swore to protect this guy. will you kill him even if he screams and begs you you not to? would you kill the person you promised to keep safe? what are you going to do when the person you trust the most is cowering in front of you, just as terrified of you as he is of the person you swore to protect him from?

[fishy-stitching]

he’s coming…

[yarboyandy]

me and my roommate, twenty minutes after coming to the conclusion that getting ice cream twice in one week was "big and greedy"

[angryjewishcockroach]

Some people never had to learn the intricacies of being respectful of other religions in mixed company and it shows

[cursesavior]

had such a crazy panic attack last night i think im gonna be out of commission for today :sob:

[incorrectsibunaquotes]

KT and Nina randomly being college roommates is canon, I don’t care that the odds are super slim. I think it’s fate.

[lightblueminecraftorchid]

the 14 year old edgelord in me keeps trying to compose deep poetry about coming to after dissociating. calm down babes. we’re all good here.

[butchsaint]

I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE OF SELF. I THINK I LIKE TV SHOWS

[dykeseinfeld]

hey so what do you do if you’ve been dating this girl for a few weeks and it’s going really solid and everything has been great but you go over to their apartment and the roommate they share a room with who they are best friends with has some questionable political signage that makes you uncomfortable on their side of the wall

[marvinsbitch]

Listened to the outsiders musical soundtrack for the first time last night with my roommates. It has all the making of a hyperfixation I’m genuinely afraid.

[questionably-audhd-oracle]

I’m too fucking tired for this shit guys