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skhardwarevers1 · 6 months ago
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on a brighter note for some reason my dad has been complimenting my writing based on Letterboxd reviews I’ve written
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pokcster · 4 months ago
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mariocki · 2 months ago
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Una lucertola con la pelle di donna (A Lizard in a Woman's Skin, 1971)
"You dream of having an affair with this woman who lives next door. To you, that woman represents sin, moral degradation. The house next door is a symbol of vice. From what you've told me, Mrs. Durer is not exactly respectable."
"No... she certainly is not."
#una lucertola con la pelle di donna#a lizard in a woman's skin#lucio fulci#italian cinema#1971#roberto gianviti#josé luis martínez mollá#florinda bolkan#stanley baker#jean sorel#silvia monti#alberto de mendoza#penny brown#mike kennedy#ely galleani#george rigaud#leo genn#anita strindberg#basil dignam#ennio morricone#mesmerising. ymmv of course‚ and this does seem to be fairly divisive; I've read reviews by people who hated this or (even stranger to me)#found it to be poorly made. well not so‚ say i. Fulci in unusually restrained form‚ still stylish as all hell‚ but not allowing the visual#flourishes and artful winks at the audience to drown out the narrative. the plot itself is a twisty turny thing and almost in danger of#getting too involved in itself‚ but it all pulls together by the close. hard to see in the uk for many years because of a scene of animal#cruelty which ironically‚ for once in an Italian film‚ wasn't real but fx work; albeit fx work so convincing that it actually led to a cour#case and fx maestro Carlo Rambaldi having to demonstrate the effect in front of a jury to prevent Fulci potentially receiving a prison#sentence (or so the story goes). a longer waffling review is on my letterboxd but suffice to say that‚ for me personally‚ this was a hugely#satisfying watch after many years of anticipation. Bolkan is fascinating‚ mercurial; Strindberg (strangely uncredited) is understood only#from the pov of other characters; Baker is a wonderfully cold‚ dispassionate investigator of terrible crimes. and it all looks beautiful#plus it's one of a very few gialli set in the uk to actually bother going there to film! which means unexpected brit character actors!
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cameronlockhart · 2 months ago
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In addition to being entertaining, The Penguin has also introduced me to another celebrity crush in the form of Cristin Milioti. I’ve never heard of this actress before, but let’s just say Sofia in this show isn’t ONLY frightening me. 😉
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lesbiancolumbo · 3 months ago
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sometimes letterboxd is THE stupidest fucking community in the world i swear to god. tell me why i have to see a whole garden variety of 0.5-1 star reviews of a movie with an openly queer protagonist who, over the course of her coming of age narrative explores and reaffirms her queerness and remains openly and happily queer, that are all calling it an "anti-gay narrative/propaganda". be so fucking serious right now. does anyone in this thread do mushrooms
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itsbrucey · 1 year ago
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HI BESTIE GUESS WHAT I JUST FINISHED WATCHING (IT WAS BIGTOP BURGER OF COURSE IT WAS BIGTOP BURGER HOLY SHIT WHY THE FUCK DID I NOT TRY TO GET INTO THIS SOONER HOLY SHIT)
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My brain chemistry was rewritten 3 years ago and I’m glad to have ruined yours as well. Lets spread this disease……together.
NO BUT FR?? IM SO GLAD YOU LIKED IT. PLEASE ALSO TELL ME ALL YOUR THOUGHTS ON IT ( and also hey. Bigtop burger DnDads au?? You in? /hj)
I haven’t seen the newest S2 upload which I know has new content and I’m just. So. Over the moon. And also scared bc whenever I talk about Bigtop Burger there always seems to be new content drops??? Ian Worthikids is watching me and takes pleasure in my torment.
THIS IS ALSO ANOTHER CHANCE FOR ME TO GRAB YOU. AND EVERYONE ELSE TO SAY. PLEASE LISTEN TO THE FULL MUSIC IN THE SHOW AND WORTHIKIDS’ OTHER STUFF. HES AN INSANELY TALENTED MUSICIAN AND ANIMATOR AND I THINK BIGTOP BURGER WOULDNT BE HALF THE SHOW IT IS WITHOUT THE LOVINGLY MADE SOUNDTRACK. FRIENDS IN LOW PLACES JUST GOT A REPRISE AND IT FUCKS SO HARD. THANK YOU EVERYBODY, GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!
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ominous-feychild · 5 months ago
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Frey: *literally turns into fire as she rants and raves, flickering back and forth between her normal "human" form and a fiery one*
???: *is supposed to capture her for Nefarious Purposes™*
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???: tf kinda job did {REDACTED} think they're giving me!?!? How am I supposed to capture a woman who can turn into literal FIRE!?!?!
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groundbreakingdot872 · 2 years ago
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but what if when Merlin becomes inducted as Court Sorcerer under Gwen’s rule, all the Camelot staff tell him they’d actually known all along…
And what if!! they’re all wiping away tears at the ceremony, proud smiles on their faces WHAT THEN
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the-prince-of-professors · 2 years ago
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Hey all!
Just letting you know that I have made some changes to the playlist RAFFLES TV series 1975-77 (Complete) on my YouTube channel. @firestorm717 was kind enough to give me permission to upload her lovely rips (which are the ones I use for all my edits and which you can still download), so those are the ones that you can now see in that playlist, with thumbnails edited by myself. Chippas uploads I have moved to a new playlist called RAFFLES TV series 1975-77 WITH SUBTITLES (Complete).
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Otherwise, the main differences between the two playlists are:
Old playlist (firestorm's rips from US DVD release):
Includes the act cards in between acts.
Includes the scenes at the ball in "Mr Justice Raffles".
Slightly better transfer.
New playlist (Chippa's rips from UK DVD release):
Option for (accurate) closed captions.
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Happy watching! 💎
P.S: You can watch some of my edited clips in the playlist RAFFLES Clips.
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dconscreen · 5 months ago
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Gimme Back my Bullet | SDCC News
The day after our momentous Deadpool and Wolverine Review, Dave took sick with a cold. He's still not over it, but we had to talk about SDCC and the things going on at DC Studios!
DC Studios
New DCU Logo Officially Revealed
Jim Lee Shares Official Animation for Gunn & Safran's DC Studios
Batman: Caped Crusader
Caped Crusader Season 1 Has Dropped
Thoughts on Minnie Driver's Penguin
40s Fleischer Lois Easter Egg
The Batman Epic Crime Saga
Reeves Calls His Universe "The Batman Epic Crime Saga"
Farrell's Penguin Inspirations
Cristin Milioti's Preparation for Sophia
Victor to Be Robin to Penguin's Batman
The Penguin Sets Up The Batman Sequel
"Another Television Exploration" Coming After The Penguin
Why Arkham Asylum and Gotham PD Spin-Offs Were Cancelled
The Penguin Official Trailer
The Batman 2: Colin Farrell's Penguin Confirmed
Joker: Folie à Deux
Big Changes to Harley and Joker
Joker: Folie a Deux Is "Daring," "Darker" and "Completely Different" From the First Film
New Joker: Folie à Deux Trailer Released
Superman & Lois
Superman & Lois Season 4 is set to release Oct. 17, 2024
New Season 4 Trailer
New Sneak Peak Shows Doomsday Fight
Who is Tom Cavanaugh Playing?
Harley Quinn
Harley Quinn Returning Sometimes in November!
Creature Commandos
Creature Commandos Teaser Trailer Released by DC Studios
Superman
Superman Skipped SDCC 2024 Because It's "Too Soon" to Show Anything
The Film Has Wrapped Now as Well
Peacemaker Season 2
Peacemaker Season 2 Reveals Surprising Return, New Director
My Adventures With Superman
New Designs and Characters from My Adventures with Superman
Constantine 2
Constantine Producer Reveals Major Update on Sequel
Batman Forever: The Schumacher Cut
Batman Forever Writer Still Hoping for Release of Schumacher Cut
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Kevin Feige Comments on Marvel/DC Crossover: "Never Say Never"
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bijouxcarys · 6 months ago
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I’ve been doing this thing for about a year now, where I’ve made it a goal to try and find the documentary that disturbs me the most.
I stay away from documentaries that focus on animal abuse, since that’s just a massive no-go area, I can’t even think about someone as little as shout at an animal.
But I’ve watched quite a few at this point. I know a lot of people out there are also interested in this kind of thing, so I’ll give you some of the ones that have really had an impact on me. I’ll start with the tamest ones (available on mainstream platforms like Netflix) and it’ll get progressively more upsetting lol.
I’m actually quite a desensitised person, so if a documentary affects me, you know it’s worth it.
Green = unfortunate and upsetting
Orange = Jesus that’s fucked up, that’s latched onto me for a while
Red = The above + will find it difficult to watch again, and this made me cry my eyes out
Bold Red = Kept me up at night for a while + all the above. Still think about it to this day.
Bold with ** = don’t watch if you don’t have a strong stomach and can’t handle emotionless gory images
Take Care of Maya (2023) - Netflix
A nightmare unfolds for Jack and Beata Kowalski after they bring their 10-year-old daughter to the ER with unusual symptoms.
Tell Me Who I Am (2019) - Netflix
When Alex loses his memory after a serious motorcycle accident, he trusts his twin Marcus to tell him about his past, but he later discovers that Marcus is hiding a dark family secret.
Keep Sweet: Pray and Obey (2022) - Netflix
The rise of Warren Jeffs in the Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints and his criminal case.
Abducted in Plain Sight (2017) - Netflix
In 1974, 12-year-old Jan Broberg is abducted from a small church-going community in Idaho by a trusted neighbour and close family friend.
Dreams of a Life (2011)
Discovering the truth about the life of a vivacious, intelligent woman - and how she came to be so tragically forgotten. Nobody noticed when 38-year-old Joyce Vincent died in her bedsit above a shopping mall in North London in 2003. When her remains were discovered three years later, her heating and her television were still on. Who was Joyce Vincent, and how could this happen to someone in today's age of communication?
Just Melvin, Just Evil (2000)
In this documentary focusing on his own tortured family tree, James Ronald Whitney chronicles an evil that seems too pure to be real: Melvin Just. Over the span of three generations, Just, who married Whitney's grandmother and was later convicted of child molestation, is revealed to have abused his stepchildren from two marriages. Whitney not only explores the unspeakable acts perpetrated by his grandfather, but also the legacy of self-destructive behavior that can all be traced back to Just.
Tickled (2016)
In a story stranger than fiction, journalist David Farrier uncovers a strange tickling subculture. Delving deeper into the dark world of a tickling competition, he meets with fierce resistance.
Holy Hell (2016)
Filmmaker Will Allen documents the time he spent with the Buddhafield, a Los Angeles spiritual group.
Jesus Camp (2006)
Filmmakers Heidi Ewing and Rachel Grady visit an evangelical Christian summer camp called Kids on Fire, where children take part in programs designed to strengthen and intensify their beliefs. The camp's founder, Becky Fischer, discusses her mission to indoctrinate youths in the word of God, while young campers play certain combat video games and talk about their love for Jesus.
There’s Something Wrong with Aunt Diane (2011)
The accident made national headlines: a suburban mother drove the wrong way on the Taconic State Parkway in New York and crashed head-on into an SUV, killing herself and seven others. In the aftermath, Diane Schuler was portrayed as a reckless drunk and a mother who cracked. But was she the monster the public made her out to be...or the perfect wife and mother that many say she was? Investigating the case six months after the accident, this documentary searches for answers to a mysterious and senseless tragedy.
Goodnight, Sugar Babe: The Killing of Vera Jo Reigle (2020)
The discovery of the mutilated body of a mentally challenged young mother begins a journey into madness that is so unbelievable the mastermind behind the crime ultimately got away with murder.
Paradise Lost: The Child Murders at Robin Hood Hills (1996)
Paradise Lost was a groundbreaking true crime documentary series released in 1996 that set the bar for the genre and influenced similar productions. The trilogy follows the story of three teenage boys who were wrongfully accused and convicted of a brutal triple homicide in West Memphis, Arkansas. The series explores themes of societal hysteria, wrongful convictions, and the power of media influence, and it launched the careers of filmmakers Joe Berlinger and Bruce Sinofsky.
**Orozco the Embalmer (2001)**
A Spanish-language, Japanese-Colombian mondo film (a subgenre of exploitive documentary films) directed by Kiyotaka Tsurisaki, following a Colombian embalmer named Froilan Orozco Duarte, who is shown living in El Cartucho, an impoverished and crime-ridden area of Bogotá, Colombia, where the homicide rate is high and corpses can be seen on the streets.
The Dying Rooms (1995)
Documentary about a crew going from one orphanage to another in China to investigate these so called "dying rooms" where the orphanage workers leave baby girls to die.
The Dancing Boys of Afghanistan (2010)
In Afghanistan many hundreds of boys, often as young as ten, are being lured off the streets on the promise of a new life. Also known as Bacha Bāzī: an ancient Afghan practice in which men train, buy, and keep adolescent young boys for entertainment and sex in a society that keeps women hidden from view.
Boy Interrupted (2009)
Filmmaker Dana Perry documents the life of her son, Evan, a 15-year-old who committed suicide. The film traces Evan's growing mental illness, including videotapes made throughout his short life and interviews with his friends and doctors.
Dear Zachary: A Letter to a Son About His Father (2008)
Dear Zachary is a both a touching tribute to a fallen friend and a heart-wrenching account of justice gone astray, skillfully put to film with no emotion spared.
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pokcster · 4 months ago
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srdcovka · 4 months ago
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several things to ask of god uhhh cancel that movie 4ever, end my period, make that pretty girl notice me uhhh buddie canon 🫶🏻
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emmabirb8 · 10 months ago
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I love it when my favorite YouTubers cover my favorite movies. 🥰🥰🥰
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femmeleatherface · 1 month ago
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no context spoilers for the phantom of manhattan
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this book is fucking TERRIBLE
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zahri-melitor · 8 months ago
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Have you ever considered a B&R 2009 masterpost; the good, the bad & the ugly?
You mean, aside from the fic I wrote firmly nailing some of my theses up against the title itself?
I have thought about it and made comments various places, but there’s a number of reasons I’ve not done so:-
I aim to be generous and polite about my opinions on various runs when I'm reviewing them and focus on the good as much as possible. I know I do not always succeed, but I think there's value in highlighting what was done well or has potential.
I’d have to reread Morrison to be fair about it, and honestly I have an annotated list of at least several dozen other titles I want to read more than I want to reread B&R09.
I am aware there is a cohort of Damian fans that are very fond of it as it contains the majority of existing stories about Dick and Damian’s time as Batman and Robin. I like being able to have cordial discussions with people who have different views to me, especially when we overlap at other points, and I’m aware some of my views about the title are pretty critical of various decisions.
To talk critically about B&R09 it is unavoidable that I have to talk about Jason, something I tend to avoid doing publicly for a multitude of reasons.
Do people really want the bit where I start ranting about the Aaron Langstrom art problem in an extended format? Because I already have posts where I do that, and I think I’m probably the only person who deeply cares about the problems B&R09 causes Aaron Langstrom.
Some of the run’s worst problems are when you line up the events with things happening in other titles, and the fact that Morrison refused to acknowledge any storytelling happening in other titles made the implications of their writing decisions far, far worse.
That said, if there’s genuine interest, I'd be willing to put something together, but it's likely to take me some time.
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