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Did you know that Timothy Olyphant dropped his pants on 'Conan'?
I DIDN'T.
I may be Aego, but fuck...those thighs...
I did know! Trust me when I say I watch that particular episode more often than I care to admit. A demonstration of the difference between television and theatre leads to my designated old man crush dropping his pants on National television and letting us see them thighs? Them legs? That ass????
Fuck, he’s so beautiful and weird and I love him.
Also, side note: The man loves wearing flip flops and sandals, especially on Conan. I’ll let you take away how I feel about that. (Spoiler alert: I feel amazing about it.)
What a delightful delicious whore.
#he’s so weird I wanna squish him#puts him in a glass jar and shakes him around#my pretty old man#my pretty pretty princess#how can anyone not love that freak????#timothy olyphant#mickey altieri#scream
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Sea creatures.
#updated the myo. I'm now awaiting approval#hope I don't have to change anything#I'm pretty content with the lass#also.#I love this argatal drawing#my pretty old man#thalassic#kriiks#krichis#argatal#original characters#art
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Julius of the day 55

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i think he’s just so pretty
#my pretty old man#i should whip out the camera tomorrow and take some new pics of him#💭.yaps#💭.felines
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mr. mystery says: go ahead and stick your kid in a washing machine! it's good clean family fun!*
*mr. mystery also says that per the waiver signed upon entering the mystery shack, you can't get mad at him if your kid does not, in fact, like it.
#gravity falls#handcrafted pines#mabel pines#dipper pines#mystery twins#stanley pines#my art#comic#everyone cheer and clap for that pretty good old man profile i drew#or im blowing up the whole building (joke)
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You say you're tryin' to build a transuniversal polydimensional metavortex? Well that's mathematically feasible, I reckon! :D
#Leave your wife and son and come help me build this portal pretty please and thank you :3#bro dropped everything#gravity falls#the book of bill#stanford pines#grunkle ford#fiddleford mcgucket#old man mcgucket#fiddauthor#art#fanart#my art#animatic
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He’s so dilfy and pretty skskskskskssks
TIMOTHY OLYPHANT Philip Cheung // 2023
#i love him more than life itself#my pretty old man#i need him so fucking bad#barking rn#timothy olyphant
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'...can i ever go back to the time before i've experienced such sheer power?'
#my s class hunters#sung hyunje#han yoojin#HJYJ#my art#내가 키운 S급들#내스급#tsctir#msch#tsctir fanart#msch fanart#the s classes that i raised#rereading the webtoon and SHJ's birthday finally motivated me to draw some sclass 😭#SHJ...... MY CRAZY OLD MAN PRETTY PRINCESS 🫶#ep64 of the webtoon is always so good to reread
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🍳🐖🌱
#one punch man#I forgot how into opm I was like.. 7 years ago#getting back into it bc I finally watched s2 like two days ago lol#and I’m gonna say the second season. was pretty good#definitely a little bloated but the second half was fun#excited for s3 the preview looked nice#and I hope they keep that old school look s1 one had if that makes sense??#it could just be that it came out mid 2010s but it my fav part was like the desperate animation styles#and I just hope they don’t try to make it look too glossy and modern??#this is coming from someone who watches like 3 anime and half of them are from the 90s pls don’t take me too seriously haha
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young silco concepts are so mesmerising, like what do you mean he didn’t have all the miners tripping over their pickaxes to get a glimpse of his beautiful side profile? what do you mean he thought of himself as a “dirty little thing”? it’s madness
#old man silco you will always be my favourite but these concepts are too pretty not to rave about#I want him back#silco#young silco#silco arcane#arcane season 2#arcane art book#arcane#arcane season 1#arcane season 2 spoilers#vander#arcane concept art#young silco arcane#young silco concept art#arcane official art
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in my head jason ABSOLUTELY hates the rich lifestyle he's been brought into. bruce is very objective and doesn't exactly get why he shouldn't just give the kids money. if they mention wanting something or needing something new, he either just gives them (more than enough) money for it, or asks alfred to get it for them.
and jason hates this because he grew up pretty much needing everything, and he's gone from one extreme the the other. he hates that if bruce even sees that ie: his favourite jeans have some wear around the knees, he's got 5 new pairs on his bed waiting for him the next day.
idk i feel like it's just one of those weird things he feels icky about. i think one of his first moments of rebellion against bruce would be neglecting all the expensive, new things he has in favour of his same old dingy items he's been using since he moved into wayne manor.
this would be completely new to bruce too, because dick was pretty easily adjusted to the whole overwhelming wealth thing. and he just doesn't get why jason's against it.
#out of touch old man bruce#i know my characterisation is probably off they're pretty much oc's to me atp#bruce wayne#batman#jason todd#dick grayson#red hood#nightwing#robin#alfred pennyworth#batfam#batfamily#batboys#dcu#dc comics#dc#gothihop speaks
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idk what we’re all calling the concept of fiddlestan working together but i’m calling my version the portal partners AU 🙏🏼



#gave it a name bc i was kinda tired of calling it the Fidds and Stan Work Together on the Portal AU#it’s called portal partners bc they’re partners in fixing the portal partners in running the shack AND partners in life#ik i’m not the only one to think of an au where they start working together after ford goes missing#but i don’t see a lot of people really showing the older version of them ? i don’t think ?#like i’ve seen canon older fiddlestan but not older fiddlestan after working together for 30 years ? idk#also figured fidds would look different in a world where he doesn’t lose his mind in his 30s#🤷🏻♂️#gay old men#yay#stan looks and acts the same btw he just happens to also have a very longterm bf to be gay with#gravity falls took place before gay marriage was legal (jesus christ that’s crazy to think about) so that’s why i say very longterm bf#(this means ford would be back in time to attend their wedding tho so. best man ford real. fidd & ford may be sort-of-exes but it’s fine)#gravity falls#gravity falls au#fiddlestan#also… petition to start calling fiddlestan fiddley#bc fiddle(ford) + (stan)ley …. fiddley… u see the vision????#fiddley#🙂↕️🙏🏼#stanley pines#fiddleford mcgucket#gravity falls fanart#idk man i’m gonna tag the au too ig#portal partners au#gravity falls portal partners au#???#my art#(i guess? used a fidds base then redrew it with my changes so idk)#rystiart#sorry if someone’s done smthn similar bc i feel like this idea of them working together is pretty popular maybe 😭
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don’t worry, they make up by smoking danny’s book and bitching about armand together
#my art#my doodles#interview with the vampire#iwtv#interview with the vampire amc#iwtv amc#iwtv fanart#iwtv art#lestat de lioncourt#daniel molloy#that variety article that went like ‘yeah daniel might find some common ground with lestat considering his own rocky youth’?!??!!?#haven’t stopped thinking about it since seeing it yep#too good a concept unfortunately#and we all know lestat’s the original old man lover here + can move forward from pretty much any offence#they’re over the ‘vindictively choking you with my vampiric powers’ phase soooo quickly
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hey btw if you're in the USA at 2:20 p.m. ET on Wednesday, Oct. 4, they're testing the emergency broadcast system. your phone is probably going to make a really loud noise, even if it's on silent. there's a backup date on the 11th if they need to postpone it.
if you're not in a safe situation and have an extra phone, you should turn that phone completely off beforehand.
additionally, if you're like me, and are easily startled; i recommend treating it like a party. have a countdown or something. be surrounded by your loved ones. take the actions you personally need to take to make yourself safe.
i have already seen mockery towards any person who feels nervous about this. for the record, it completely, completely valid to have "emergency broadcast sounds" be an anxiety trigger. do not let other people make fun of you for that. emergency sounds are legitimately engineered to make us take action; those of us with high levels of anxiety and/or neurodivergence are already pre-disposed to have a Bad Time. sometimes it is best to acknowledge that the situation will be triggering for some, and to prepare for that; rather than just saying "well that's stupid, it's just a test."
"loud scary sound time" isn't like, my favorite thing, but we can at least try to prevent some additional anxiety by preparing for it. maybe get yourself a cake? noise cancelling headphones? the new hozier album? whatever helps. love u, hope you're okay. we are gonna ride it out together.
#watching ppl go from being like ''support neurodivergent ppl~~!"#to being like ''if this is going to give u a panic attack ur fuckken stupid''#like..... gets me#yeah man. i know im going to be triggered by it . in the old fashioned term. it is GOING to give me a panic attack. it's pretty much certai#and i shouldn't have to tell u about what i have survived for you to be okay with that.#you can just trust that i ALSO don't want me to react to it. i'm not gonna be having a FUN time.#dismissing that bc you think it's stupid.... like is the whole problem.#these sounds are workshopped by entire teams of people to get you to pay attention and move quickly.#they arent meant to be fun and exciting.#OBVIOUSLY it's gonna set ppl off.#but yeah there's something so fuckken demeaning about ppl being like. well that trigger isn't valid bc u haven't undergone X#dude i have ptsd bc i was abused as a child. like plain and simple. the fact im 30 and afraid of the dark tells you how bad it was.#i shouldn't have to ask u for permission to be mentally ill.#the reason it's a fucking disorder and not a fucking choice is that I DO NOT CONTROL IT.#like how is it any different from when ppl are like ''oh public speaking isn't that scary'' like FOR YOU#for YOU this isn't scary. now if i could fucking eat my own amygdala...
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Tea dad and coffee son
#hetalia#hws england#hws america#aph england#aph america#atlantic bros#tea dad n coffee son#myart#posting my fav dad and son duo for my bday :) ive only been getting around to sketching lately but i like these#huge fan of drawing america using england as an armrest for some reason#doubles as a slightly bothersome form of affection and rubbing it in that he's taller than his old man. it rules#quote is from atla! pretty sure i've rbed an incorrect quotes post using it for them a while back too... it's so them LOL
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“A…AA…ACHOO!!!”
IT’S👏VENTI’S 👏BIRTHDAY 👏 therefore i am forcing you all to look at this beautiful old man and beautiful his friends celebrate his cringefail birthday
#genshin impact#venti#zhongli#zhongven#HAPPY BIRTHDAY OLD MAN 🥳🥳#was going to draw something pretty and like nice for his bday but i think#this suits him way more actually#my art
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