#my pretty old man

[mrsaltieri-real]

Did you know that Timothy Olyphant dropped his pants on 'Conan'?

I DIDN'T.

I may be Aego, but fuck...those thighs...

I did know! Trust me when I say I watch that particular episode more often than I care to admit. A demonstration of the difference between television and theatre leads to my designated old man crush dropping his pants on National television and letting us see them thighs? Them legs? That ass????

Fuck, he’s so beautiful and weird and I love him.

Also, side note: The man loves wearing flip flops and sandals, especially on Conan. I’ll let you take away how I feel about that. (Spoiler alert: I feel amazing about it.)

What a delightful delicious whore.

[caligatinsole]

Sea creatures.

[one-leaf-grimoire]

Julius of the day 55

[genxnarumi]

i think he’s just so pretty

[sunburstsandmoonshadows]

mr. mystery says: go ahead and stick your kid in a washing machine! it's good clean family fun!*

*mr. mystery also says that per the waiver signed upon entering the mystery shack, you can't get mad at him if your kid does not, in fact, like it.

[phantom-shell]

You say you're tryin' to build a transuniversal polydimensional metavortex? Well that's mathematically feasible, I reckon! :D

[mrsaltieri-real]

He’s so dilfy and pretty skskskskskssks

TIMOTHY OLYPHANT Philip Cheung // 2023

[pendwelling]

'...can i ever go back to the time before i've experienced such sheer power?'

[retroautomaton]

🍳🐖🌱

[persephonel]

young silco concepts are so mesmerising, like what do you mean he didn’t have all the miners tripping over their pickaxes to get a glimpse of his beautiful side profile? what do you mean he thought of himself as a “dirty little thing”? it’s madness

[allthegothihopgirls]

in my head jason ABSOLUTELY hates the rich lifestyle he's been brought into. bruce is very objective and doesn't exactly get why he shouldn't just give the kids money. if they mention wanting something or needing something new, he either just gives them (more than enough) money for it, or asks alfred to get it for them.

and jason hates this because he grew up pretty much needing everything, and he's gone from one extreme the the other. he hates that if bruce even sees that ie: his favourite jeans have some wear around the knees, he's got 5 new pairs on his bed waiting for him the next day.

idk i feel like it's just one of those weird things he feels icky about. i think one of his first moments of rebellion against bruce would be neglecting all the expensive, new things he has in favour of his same old dingy items he's been using since he moved into wayne manor.

this would be completely new to bruce too, because dick was pretty easily adjusted to the whole overwhelming wealth thing. and he just doesn't get why jason's against it.

[rystiel]

idk what we’re all calling the concept of fiddlestan working together but i’m calling my version the portal partners AU 🙏🏼

[ivyithink]

don’t worry, they make up by smoking danny’s book and bitching about armand together

[inkskinned]

hey btw if you're in the USA at  2:20 p.m. ET on Wednesday, Oct. 4, they're testing the emergency broadcast system. your phone is probably going to make a really loud noise, even if it's on silent. there's a backup date on the 11th if they need to postpone it.

if you're not in a safe situation and have an extra phone, you should turn that phone completely off beforehand.

additionally, if you're like me, and are easily startled; i recommend treating it like a party. have a countdown or something. be surrounded by your loved ones. take the actions you personally need to take to make yourself safe.

i have already seen mockery towards any person who feels nervous about this. for the record, it completely, completely valid to have "emergency broadcast sounds" be an anxiety trigger. do not let other people make fun of you for that. emergency sounds are legitimately engineered to make us take action; those of us with high levels of anxiety and/or neurodivergence are already pre-disposed to have a Bad Time. sometimes it is best to acknowledge that the situation will be triggering for some, and to prepare for that; rather than just saying "well that's stupid, it's just a test."

"loud scary sound time" isn't like, my favorite thing, but we can at least try to prevent some additional anxiety by preparing for it. maybe get yourself a cake? noise cancelling headphones? the new hozier album? whatever helps. love u, hope you're okay. we are gonna ride it out together.

[italyveneziano]

Tea dad and coffee son

[pachimation]

“A…AA…ACHOO!!!”

IT’S👏VENTI’S 👏BIRTHDAY 👏 therefore i am forcing you all to look at this beautiful old man and beautiful his friends celebrate his cringefail birthday