#my parody song

[cosmereplay]

Urithiru Tower - Stormlight Archive parody song

A parody cover of Skullcrusher Mountain by Johnathan Coulton, with Raboniel as the mad scientist and Navani as the love interest because it just fits. Cover art by @comiclysmic, posted with permission. Find the original post to the art here! Cover art described here!

[marlowe-art]

[to the tune of mother mother's burning pile] all my apples in a little pile. all stacked up and i start to smile :)

[emositecc]

It's about time I post this here too

[nonebinary-leftbeef]

not to be dndads posting on main but uh. you ever think about the parallels between grant and francis? i think anthony really just likes playing guys with a fucked up relationship to violence

[lesliemeyers]

y'know thats pretty goth

[see-arcane]

In honor of the very merry Arcane update coming tomorrow, I present a little early silly stocking stuffer:

[bettinalevyisdetermined]

Hey everyone, I know this blog has been pretty quiet for the past month. I can't say when I'll return regularly to uploading videos and making new posts, but today I wanted to share something special with you. 

My twin sister @brightideathepunny launched a GoFundMe campaign for her (boyfriend's) sweet kitty cat Fiona and her emergency medical expenses, cuz she had an asthma attack a couple months ago and vet bills ain't cheap. Towards that end, she came up with a fun parody song + music video celebrating Fiona, and asked me to spread the word among my sizable following. 

Please check her video out, donate if you're able and/or share the video with all your friends who appreciate parody songs / cat videos / charitable causes. Spread it on whatever social media you like, see how far it goes. I want this to be the one that makes my sister go viral! 

Oh, and feel free to leave her a comment that Bettina sent you and give the video a like, so you can help drive up video engagement too!

[existennialmemes]

Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer

Was shunned for natural variations

Although not very common

His nose was a typical deviation

All of the other reindeer

Used to deal him verbal abuse

They never let poor Rudolph

Assimilate to the majority group

Then one foggy Christmas Eve

Corporate came to say

"Rudolph your accusations have been rejected outright, but we will exploit your labor tonight!"

And all of the reindeer who harmed him

Never saw any penalties

Now Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer

Is fundraising for therapy

[phantoonsoftheopera]

Time to turn the spotlight on the Ballet Chorus of the Opéra Populaire (and one much-maligned chief of the flies) in this latest phantune.

[observancesys]

it is now... steam shop saturday

why did i make this

[pliablehead]

wait why am I suddenly cooking on an influencer-based 5e bard subclass. college of influence. i'm. this started because i was ruminating on the concept of like, I think there should be a bard feat or subclass feature where you can take a voluntary decrease in the efficacy of your bardic inspiration die in order to have it last longer--like, bardic inspiration persists (until it is expended) for a total of 10 minutes, but say your die is a d8, you could opt instead to give the person you're inspiring a d6, but now instead of the d8 lasting for 10 minutes the d6 lasts for an hour. i was thinking about like the idea that a performance 'sticks with' somebody and how seeing an artist you're a big fan of can continue to bolster you and boost your mood for quite some time after the fact. a d10 for ten minutes or a d8 for an hour or a d6 until your next long rest. wah.

and then I thought, what else would happen in a bard subclass based on actively cultivating a fanbase for your performances? could you have a feature where, if you give the same person bardic inspiration consistently every day for a week--they're following your concert tour around to multiple dates! they're religiously watching your twitch streams!--maybe now, for that one specific person, the bardic inspiration you give them moving forward can be the next die up. maybe there are features of being a bard that become more powerful the more people there are observing them happening, because you sold more tickets, because your post got more views. maybe if you grant someone a bardic inspiration die and they end up not needing to/choosing to use it, they can reverse it back onto you and you can get inspired because your fans are so supportive of you. maybe you automatically get the perks of the entertainer background even if you didn't choose it for character creation. maybe you get an automatic bonus to persuasion checks but penalty to stealth checks for a day or a week or whatever because you've gone viral and everyone recognizes you as that guy who made that extremely stupid catchy song about the dragonturtle

i love...bards.....i love........fangirlism.................

[colemacgrathtkz]

Thank you, @emositecc

[Lyrics]

Husk: "Your fanfic's bad and you've hit a writer's block.

All your ideas seem freakin stupid.

Your whole mind's empty and you're thinking you're a hack.

Can't post a chapter cuz it's so mid.

One hate comment- makes you take your account down.

Well, let me just say, you're a clown!"

Angel Dust: "Wait, what?"

Husk: "You're a writer, mootsie. A writer writing fanfics. You write cringe filled little Mary sues."

Angel: "DUH!"

Husk: "You're an artist just like me."

Angel: "Your art sucks!" >:(

Husk: " You're a peoples pleaser. Got only one kudos from userer 'Loonlover69_Simper'. And they liked it, you see." :3

Angel: "That's just one comment! I want more!!" :(

Husk: " There was a time I thought that no could relate to the haters this artist is facing.

But practicing more.. it can make our slow burns great.

It's not other numbers we should be facing."

Angel: "There's one comment.... that said my writing's sh#t!" >:(

Husk: " That doesn't mean it can't be lit!

Let's collab, man!

We're both artists, buddy. We're artists. It's ok to start with...."

Angel: " Bad grammar? Sucky flow?"

Husk: " You'd still get art from me."<3

Angel: " I'm a writer and crazy for crackfics, kinks and cliches. But at least I warn when I write p@#n."

Both: "You're an artist just like me."

Husk: "I draw all the ships I'm stannin."

Angel: "I write all the tropes they're hatin.

Enemies to lovers is my jam!"

Husk: "Go ahead, let me see your drafts, come on!"

Angel: "They get together in chapter four."

Husk: "I'll draw you fan art; just make me more!

Even if there's no comments.."

Both: "We'll keep on breaking lore. Who needs a shower??????"

Angel: "You're an artist, mootsie."

Husk: " An artist, and just maybe if we...."

Both: " make stuff together, we'll be so much more happy."

Husk: "It's time to lose your self-loathing.

Just make art, go have fun and mootsie.

Post your ic!

Ignore the icks!"

Both: " An artist....

just....

like...."

Shark demon: "There's they are!

They like Hazbin?!?!

SHOOT EM!!"

[emositecc]

Cooking something special! 👀

[capricorn-0mnikorn]

You know what [Americans] treat as though it's set in stone, but is actually a perfect example of a Social Construct?

The "Alphabet Song"!

Here's a video I made 12 years ago, to prove that point.

The first two times I sang it through, it's the "right" melody (aka "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star") but the "alphabetical order" is scrambled. The third verse is in the right order, but it's sung to the tune of "Three Blind Mice."

Please forgive my wobbly voice, and less than ideal microphone; I was working with what I had (lyrics on screen).

After the first verse, are these words (silent): "If at first you don't succeed..." After the second verse: "Third time's a charm (I hope)?" After the last verse: "You know what? I need a nap. ... I'll see you later."

[vanilla-extracter]

Hello steven universe website

[chicago-geniza]

Genuinely shook me to my core to learn that some people cannot hear meter when every minute of my thrice-damned life is exactly like this